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2013-04-19 09:06:58 PM
You do realize they use special keyboards that just have keys that are mapped to IPA standard characters, which in turn is fed into a computer that translates it into English right? Sometimes the computer gets it wrong.
 
2013-04-19 09:13:54 PM

video man: You do realize they use special keyboards that just have keys that are mapped to IPA standard characters, which in turn is fed into a computer that translates it into English right? Sometimes the computer gets it wrong.


Lolz. How would somebody "realize" such a thing without being told directly? And wtf is an IPA standard character? And translated into English from what language?

yr smrt

/nt sbby
//bt trd f dchbgs
 
2013-04-19 09:28:43 PM

Barfmaker: video man: You do realize they use special keyboards that just have keys that are mapped to IPA standard characters, which in turn is fed into a computer that translates it into English right? Sometimes the computer gets it wrong.

Lolz. How would somebody "realize" such a thing without being told directly? And wtf is an IPA standard character? And translated into English from what language?

yr smrt

/nt sbby
//bt trd f dchbgs


International Phonetic Alphabet. It's an alphabet with a character assigned to every sound your mouth can make.

www.phon.ucl.ac.uk
 
2013-04-19 11:48:30 PM

video man: Barfmaker: video man: You do realize they use special keyboards that just have keys that are mapped to IPA standard characters, which in turn is fed into a computer that translates it into English right? Sometimes the computer gets it wrong.

Lolz. How would somebody "realize" such a thing without being told directly? And wtf is an IPA standard character? And translated into English from what language?

yr smrt

/nt sbby
//bt trd f dchbgs

International Phonetic Alphabet. It's an alphabet with a character assigned to every sound your mouth can make.

[www.phon.ucl.ac.uk image 335x175]


Given that, I can understand exactly how this could happen

/you also killed the thread right out of the box
//I really wanted to picture some, but this point in this week, CC translator start losing it
 
2013-04-19 11:50:24 PM
 
2013-04-19 11:53:47 PM

video man: Barfmaker: video man: You do realize they use special keyboards that just have keys that are mapped to IPA standard characters, which in turn is fed into a computer that translates it into English right? Sometimes the computer gets it wrong.

Lolz. How would somebody "realize" such a thing without being told directly? And wtf is an IPA standard character? And translated into English from what language?

yr smrt

/nt sbby
//bt trd f dchbgs

International Phonetic Alphabet. It's an alphabet with a character assigned to every sound your mouth can make.

[www.phon.ucl.ac.uk image 335x175]


What characters would you press for Buzz Killington?

/Kidding, I actually learned something
//Don't know if I would want to do that
 
2013-04-20 12:12:04 AM
Now we know why the second suspect was acting pointlessly quirky and faux geeky.
 
2013-04-20 12:56:02 AM

scottydoesntknow: /Kidding, I actually learned something
//Don't know if I would want to do that


It's ok, drink enough beer and the new knowledge will be forgotten.
 
2013-04-20 01:05:12 AM
Meh. Back in the late 90s I saw a CC refer to "First Lady Tommy Hilfiger".
 
2013-04-20 01:10:10 AM

ArcadianRefugee: Meh. Back in the late 90s I saw a CC refer to "First Lady Tommy Hilfiger".


There's only one I can think of that would be close enough for that

/and I ain't sayin'
 
2013-04-20 01:11:43 AM
FLOCKING GUNS!
 
2013-04-20 01:28:17 AM
Back in like 2004, Google ran a beta where you could web search all of TV's closed-captioning. It was the greatest thing ever, but they killed it.
 
2013-04-20 01:39:32 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Now we know why the second suspect was acting pointlessly quirky and faux geeky.


Apparently last seen Tuesday night on FOX at 9/8 central.
 
2013-04-20 01:39:52 AM
I figured it was voice recognition software gone bad.
 
2013-04-20 01:44:03 AM
images.wikia.com
 
2013-04-20 01:48:36 AM

Nem Wan: [images.wikia.com image 300x225]


Are you kidding me? There is only one cultural reference for this thread.


i3.ytimg.com
 
2013-04-20 01:49:54 AM
So this thread is going to discuss voice to text over posting pictures.

It's that kind of a night eh.
 
2013-04-20 01:50:24 AM

Rufus Lee King: You FARK types need to stop this sort of thing.

None of you are better than anyone else.

If anything, the opposite is true.


But all of us, are better than  you.
 
2013-04-20 01:54:18 AM

TheManofPA: So this thread is going to discuss voice to text over posting pictures.

It's that kind of a night eh.


Sgt. Fury can't make an appearance every night!
 
2013-04-20 01:54:53 AM

Rufus Lee King: You FARK types need to stop this sort of thing.

None of you are better than anyone else.

If anything, the opposite is true.


Doesn't that mean you are no better than us, my fellow Farker? Did you not realize this? By claiming those words of wisdom, when "the opposite is true," you have exposed yourself as the worst person ever.
 
2013-04-20 01:55:20 AM

Barfmaker: Lolz. How would somebody "realize" such a thing without being told directly? And wtf is an IPA standard character? And translated into English from what language?


IPA = India Pale Ale.  It means you have to be drunk on them to make sense of the translation.
 
2013-04-20 01:56:19 AM
Too bad it wasn't the teleprompter guy.

Go Fark yourself San Diego.
 
2013-04-20 01:58:27 AM
My brother is hearing impaired and uses CC when we watch TV.  It drives me crazy because half the time the CC reads like a 2nd Grader high on Robotussin is just typing random words in and I can't concentrate on the movie.
 
2013-04-20 01:59:25 AM

Rufus Lee King: You FARK types need to stop this sort of thing.

None of you are better than anyone else.

If anything, the opposite is true.


All of us are better than everyone else? Fantastic!
 
2013-04-20 02:00:19 AM

UsikFark: Nem Wan: [images.wikia.com image 300x225]

Are you kidding me? There is only one cultural reference for this thread.


[i3.ytimg.com image 320x180]


about time
 
2013-04-20 02:01:50 AM
A møøse once bit my sister.
 
2013-04-20 02:06:13 AM
I loved video toasters
 
2013-04-20 02:06:27 AM

Leashlaw: My brother is hearing impaired and uses CC when we watch TV.  It drives me crazy because half the time the CC reads like a 2nd Grader high on Robotussin is just typing random words in and I can't concentrate on the movie.


I'm always going to think back to middle school when I watched music videos with CC on. They barely tried with rap. The lyrics to Warren G Regulate became

I'm gettin jacked
I'm breakin myself
I can't believe
theyre taking Lawrence Welk
 
2013-04-20 02:07:51 AM

video man: Barfmaker: video man: You do realize they use special keyboards that just have keys that are mapped to IPA standard characters, which in turn is fed into a computer that translates it into English right? Sometimes the computer gets it wrong.

Lolz. How would somebody "realize" such a thing without being told directly? And wtf is an IPA standard character? And translated into English from what language?

yr smrt

/nt sbby
//bt trd f dchbgs

International Phonetic Alphabet. It's an alphabet with a character assigned to every sound your mouth can make.

[www.phon.ucl.ac.uk image 335x175]


That's fascinating, but I was really hoping for a beer thread.
 
2013-04-20 02:08:43 AM
You stay classy Go fark yourself, FOX News.
 
2013-04-20 02:10:04 AM

video man: You do realize they use special keyboards that just have keys that are mapped to IPA standard characters, which in turn is fed into a computer that translates it into English right? Sometimes the computer gets it wrong.


Kind of figured a computer would do some spell checking but this is news to me.

Did you know that medical translators can make upward of 70 dollars an hour When doing live work?

Now we've both learned something new.
 
2013-04-20 02:15:56 AM

video man: You do realize they use special keyboards that just have keys that are mapped to IPA standard characters, which in turn is fed into a computer that translates it into English right? Sometimes the computer gets it wrong.


i70.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-20 02:18:18 AM

Leashlaw: My brother is hearing impaired and uses CC when we watch TV.  It drives me crazy because half the time the CC reads like a 2nd Grader high on Robotussin is just typing random words in and I can't concentrate on the movie.


The subtitles on British DVDs are almost as bad. They leave out tons of dialogue.
 
2013-04-20 02:19:18 AM
I always knew there was something weird about her.

s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-04-20 02:20:37 AM

Harry_Seldon: I always knew there was something weird about her.

[s3.amazonaws.com image 652x962]


I kinda want to stroke her Mitt.
 
2013-04-20 02:23:41 AM

UsikFark: Harry_Seldon: I always knew there was something weird about her.

[s3.amazonaws.com image 652x962]

I kinda want to stroke her Mitt.


I was just thinking I'd like to visit Massachusetts
 
2013-04-20 02:23:58 AM

rooftop235: video man: You do realize they use special keyboards that just have keys that are mapped to IPA standard characters, which in turn is fed into a computer that translates it into English right? Sometimes the computer gets it wrong.

Kind of figured a computer would do some spell checking but this is news to me.

Did you know that medical translators can make upward of 70 dollars an hour When doing live work?

Now we've both learned something new.


Legal translators make way more.
 
2013-04-20 02:26:43 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: UsikFark: Harry_Seldon: I always knew there was something weird about her.

[s3.amazonaws.com image 652x962]

I kinda want to stroke her Mitt.

I was just thinking I'd like to visit Massachusetts


I was contemplating filling in her empty box.
 
2013-04-20 02:28:05 AM

FirstNationalBastard: MaudlinMutantMollusk: UsikFark: Harry_Seldon: I always knew there was something weird about her.

[s3.amazonaws.com image 652x962]

I kinda want to stroke her Mitt.

I was just thinking I'd like to visit Massachusetts

I was contemplating filling in her empty box.


I want to fark her.
 
2013-04-20 02:30:25 AM

you are a puppet: FirstNationalBastard: MaudlinMutantMollusk: UsikFark: Harry_Seldon: I always knew there was something weird about her.

[s3.amazonaws.com image 652x962]

I kinda want to stroke her Mitt.

I was just thinking I'd like to visit Massachusetts

I was contemplating filling in her empty box.

I want to fark her.


And we're done here

/anyone got a cigarette?
 
2013-04-20 02:30:52 AM

you are a puppet: FirstNationalBastard: MaudlinMutantMollusk: UsikFark: Harry_Seldon: I always knew there was something weird about her.

[s3.amazonaws.com image 652x962]

I kinda want to stroke her Mitt.

I was just thinking I'd like to visit Massachusetts

I was contemplating filling in her empty box.

I want to fark her.


media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-20 02:33:28 AM

FirstNationalBastard: you are a puppet: FirstNationalBastard: MaudlinMutantMollusk: UsikFark: Harry_Seldon: I always knew there was something weird about her.

[s3.amazonaws.com image 652x962]

I kinda want to stroke her Mitt.

I was just thinking I'd like to visit Massachusetts

I was contemplating filling in her empty box.

I want to fark her.


media.tumblr.com

I'd bone her
 
2013-04-20 02:36:50 AM
Wow, a simulpost of a gif I've never seen before.
 
2013-04-20 02:39:12 AM

fusillade762: Wow, a simulpost of a gif I've never seen before.


WTF is that from? I know I've seen it
 
2013-04-20 02:46:01 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: fusillade762: Wow, a simulpost of a gif I've never seen before.

WTF is that from? I know I've seen it


I'm assuming it's from Bones (that's Zooey's sister Emily).
 
2013-04-20 02:52:07 AM
You had ONE job ...
 
2013-04-20 03:23:48 AM
If this has been said then it bears repeating: I'd like to manhunt Zooey Deschanel, if you get my drift...

/Giggity
 
2013-04-20 03:33:51 AM

video man: You do realize they use special keyboards that just have keys that are mapped to IPA standard characters, which in turn is fed into a computer that translates it into English right? Sometimes the computer gets it wrong.


What's the point of that? Why not just type in the english to start with?
 
2013-04-20 03:35:17 AM
www.thedistractionnetwork.com
 
2013-04-20 03:53:34 AM

Antagonism: [www.thedistractionnetwork.com image 491x352]


I guess masturbation at work CAN have a negative impact on job performance...
 
2013-04-20 04:01:01 AM

FirstNationalBastard: The subtitles on British DVDs are almost as bad. They leave out tons of dialogue.


That's true of all subtitles. They are a compromise between maximum coverage of what is being said and being able to read it in the time that people are actually speaking.
 
2013-04-20 04:21:30 AM
Ooohh, a CC thread.
CSS
My sister and I often use the CCs, especially when watching things with a lot of accents or jargon.  Of course, thats fairly hit or miss.
One night, we are watching a Dr. Who episode, and the CC was completely farked, now accurate, now gibberish.
We kept seeing "  pe eful m  ic" pop up.  WTF ??
a later viewing revealed it was a hash of "suspenseful music".
But in our lexicon CC mistakes will forever be... peeful mic.
/CSS
 
2013-04-20 04:31:35 AM
I don't know who this Joey Tribbiani is, but I sure do want to spit on him.
 
2013-04-20 04:34:01 AM

Rufus Lee King: You FARK types need to stop this sort of thing.

None of you are better than anyone else.

If anything, the opposite is true.


that's a half truth, I'm certain I'm better than a ton of lazy, car loving, exercise avoiding, cyclist haters.
On top of that I'm modest and humble to a fault =3
 
2013-04-20 04:37:14 AM

fusillade762: Wow, a simulpost of a gif I've never seen before.


You know it's not a simulpost if there's more than two and a half minutes between posts, and one post is a reply to the other, right?

It's called a "reply".

[welcometofarktheinternet.jpg]
 
2013-04-20 04:41:38 AM

balancing act: Ooohh, a CC thread.
CSS
My sister and I often use the CCs, especially when watching things with a lot of accents or jargon.  Of course, thats fairly hit or miss.
One night, we are watching a Dr. Who episode, and the CC was completely farked, now accurate, now gibberish.
We kept seeing "  pe eful m  ic" pop up.  WTF ??
a later viewing revealed it was a hash of "suspenseful music".
But in our lexicon CC mistakes will forever be... peeful mic.
/CSS


I need em too, but only because I am never allowed to turn up the volume enough that I don't/ I don't really watch much (haven't owned a TV in years) =D
 
2013-04-20 04:45:28 AM

Satanic_Hamster: Barfmaker: Lolz. How would somebody "realize" such a thing without being told directly? And wtf is an IPA standard character? And translated into English from what language?

IPA = India Pale Ale.  It means you have to be drunk on them to make sense of the translation.


That's what I was thinking.

/ah, lagunitas, how you taunt me through text to speech
 
2013-04-20 05:29:25 AM
As a deaf person, You are fired.... You suck! Oh yea, i understand half whats gong on!
 
2013-04-20 05:38:35 AM
If the CC person reading this... I always see your mistake and always goes "WTF" when you make mistake. Some deaf people do read lips and when it doesnt match what it was said on CC, We always  know the CC person farked up. Don't ever think us deaf people  dont see it. Most of us do.I really hope you are fired. On the side, I do know that many media use software to do the CC job and most of the time I can pick that up. Bottom line is this... us deaf people arent stupid like you think we are. Have a nice day...
 
2013-04-20 05:52:13 AM
If you didn't know that live subtitles are typed on phonetic keyboards, you don't use subtitling a lot.

We have it on all the time due to a few non-native speakers in the house, and every news report has at least one or two hilarious homophone mistakes.
 
2013-04-20 05:59:00 AM
Nice going captioning guy. Fox just made the last payment to Alyssa Milano for this little stunt...

Link
 
2013-04-20 06:01:21 AM

FlyingBacon: If the CC person reading this... I always see your mistake and always goes "WTF" when you make mistake. Some deaf people do read lips and when it doesnt match what it was said on CC, We always  know the CC person farked up. Don't ever think us deaf people  dont see it. Most of us do.I really hope you are fired. On the side, I do know that many media use software to do the CC job and most of the time I can pick that up. Bottom line is this... us deaf people arent stupid like you think we are. Have a nice day...


Wow. That's a lot of projection.
 
2013-04-20 06:19:19 AM

FlyingBacon: Bottom line is this... us deaf people arent stupid like you think we are. Have a nice day...


...but some of you are assholes who don't appreciate the person that gave themselves carpal tunnel -- most likely at a pittance -- to provide you with a valuable service.
 
2013-04-20 06:56:39 AM

gweilo8888: FlyingBacon: Bottom line is this... us deaf people arent stupid like you think we are. Have a nice day...

...but some of you are assholes who don't appreciate the person that gave themselves carpal tunnel -- most likely at a pittance -- to provide you with a valuable service.


Seriously, if you are giving us a valuable service, dont farked it up! I do understand you guys are about few seconds or so behind (which is "normal") but we are watching. Your jobs is to do it RIGHT (by law). I am farking serious here. I can report you to FCC. You are to do best you can. I do over see your mistake(s) but sometime its just too much. If you just making too many  farking mistakes you are fired.

I always laugh at your services when you farked up. You got no business doing it. Its a requirement to get every farking words correct.(Try it at court level) I know the farking law. I hope to sue  you or your company someday since I do make a living out of it.

I do understand about the carpal tunnel thing but we are Deaf and dont blame it on us when you picked the job to do the typing for us.

Also, I like to add that movies or tv shows are way easier to do. Live shows are the hardest of all. When Obama is speaking, the CC is really really good. I am sure the news media picked the best of all to do it.
 
2013-04-20 07:00:10 AM

gweilo8888: fusillade762: Wow, a simulpost of a gif I've never seen before.

You know it's not a simulpost if there's more than two and a half minutes between posts, and one post is a reply to the other, right?

It's called a "reply".

[welcometofarktheinternet.jpg]


Glad to meet the judge of all things simultaneous. Please educate me further about Fark conventions.,
 
2013-04-20 07:21:40 AM

video man: Barfmaker: video man: You do realize they use special keyboards that just have keys that are mapped to IPA standard characters, which in turn is fed into a computer that translates it into English right? Sometimes the computer gets it wrong.

Lolz. How would somebody "realize" such a thing without being told directly? And wtf is an IPA standard character? And translated into English from what language?

yr smrt

/nt sbby
//bt trd f dchbgs

International Phonetic Alphabet. It's an alphabet with a character assigned to every sound your mouth can make.

[www.phon.ucl.ac.uk image 335x175]


Thanks for the info but that's entirely not my point, I was commenting on you going full douchebag right out of the gate with the condescending "You do realize..." and then naming an industry specific method and technology that only people in the industry would know.

It's not common knowledge.

But even if it was there was a day you didn't know about it and were told or taught by someone. Did that person act like a condescending douchebag?
 
2013-04-20 07:38:59 AM

Oldiron_79: A møøse once bit my sister.


No realli!
 
2013-04-20 07:44:50 AM

I dunno. I think he looks more like Emily Blunt.


www.wildsound-filmmaking-feedback-events.com

 
2013-04-20 07:46:17 AM

video man: You do realize they use special keyboards that just have keys that are mapped to IPA standard characters, which in turn is fed into a computer that translates it into English right? Sometimes the computer gets it wrong.


I had always assumed the errors were caused by the compete elimination of the human element by the introduction of some kind voice recognition software which  I know can glitchy.
 
2013-04-20 07:48:36 AM
Wow, a Zooey thread w/o a single photo? Fark I am disappoint.

/on my phone, can't post pics
 
2013-04-20 07:50:57 AM
I sometimes use it because my hearing is going because I'm getting older and have worked in loud industries for far too many years. For news and other live programs, I can understand mistakes creeping in. But when it happens during programs which have been in the can for months, I can't help thinking, "WTF?" It's inexcusable, especially during movies.
 
2013-04-20 07:52:37 AM

T-Servo: Wow, a Zooey thread w/o a single photo? Fark I am disappoint.

/on my phone, can't post pics


Harry_Seldon: I always knew there was something weird about her.

[s3.amazonaws.com image 652x962]



Here. You two should meet.
 
2013-04-20 08:06:44 AM

Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel: T-Servo: Wow, a Zooey thread w/o a single photo? Fark I am disappoint.

/on my phone, can't post pics

Harry_Seldon: I always knew there was something weird about her.

[s3.amazonaws.com image 652x962]


Here. You two should meet.


I meant a photo of Zooey, who I think can sing better than the larger-breasted, plastic copy of her. :/
 
2013-04-20 08:08:56 AM
Live news broadcast captions are often full of mistakes like this when it comes to names. It's computer generated on the fly and if the name has never been input into the system it just guesses the closest thing in its database.
 
2013-04-20 08:09:44 AM
Zooey, nooooo!
 
2013-04-20 08:14:08 AM

T-Servo: Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel: T-Servo: Wow, a Zooey thread w/o a single photo? Fark I am disappoint.

/on my phone, can't post pics

Harry_Seldon: I always knew there was something weird about her.

[s3.amazonaws.com image 652x962]


Here. You two should meet.

I meant a photo of Zooey, who I think can sing better than the larger-breasted, plastic copy of her. :/


*thats the joke.jpg*

upload.wikimedia.org

/hot
 
2013-04-20 08:22:15 AM

Rufus Lee King: Deathfrogg: Rufus Lee King: You FARK types need to stop this sort of thing.

None of you are better than anyone else.

If anything, the opposite is true.

But all of us, are better than  you.

This might be true, of course, but I would still question it.

[www.channelcast.tv image 850x637]


Chakotay?
 
2013-04-20 08:24:48 AM
Adorkable.
 
2013-04-20 08:32:58 AM
Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel:
[upload.wikimedia.org image 399x599]

/hot


Why is there a pic of Ghastly on Wikimedia?
 
2013-04-20 08:33:10 AM

Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel: *thats the joke.jpg*


Sorry, still too early here.

i151.photobucket.com

/found my computer
 
2013-04-20 08:34:11 AM
Whoever decided that Maximum Visual Clutter should become the design paradigm for news video layout should be soundly beaten.

farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2013-04-20 08:45:59 AM

Clockwork Kumquat: Whoever decided that Maximum Visual Clutter should become the design paradigm for news video layout should be soundly beaten.

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 600x342]


Like the web?
http://www.milliondollarhomepage.com/

I saw the Zoey thing on here yesterday and thought if t a Farker shop; paid it no mind.

I'm not sure why anybody would be mad at the person. The talking blowhards say crap like that all the time and the network loves them.
 
2013-04-20 08:50:50 AM

Barfmaker: video man: Barfmaker: video man: You do realize they use special keyboards that just have keys that are mapped to IPA standard characters, which in turn is fed into a computer that translates it into English right? Sometimes the computer gets it wrong.

Lolz. How would somebody "realize" such a thing without being told directly? And wtf is an IPA standard character? And translated into English from what language?

yr smrt

/nt sbby
//bt trd f dchbgs

International Phonetic Alphabet. It's an alphabet with a character assigned to every sound your mouth can make.

[www.phon.ucl.ac.uk image 335x175]

Thanks for the info but that's entirely not my point, I was commenting on you going full douchebag right out of the gate with the condescending "You do realize..." and then naming an industry specific method and technology that only people in the industry would know.

It's not common knowledge.

But even if it was there was a day you didn't know about it and were told or taught by someone. Did that person act like a condescending douchebag?


Well said
 
2013-04-20 09:00:31 AM

Barfmaker: video man: Barfmaker: video man: You do realize they use special keyboards that just have keys that are mapped to IPA standard characters, which in turn is fed into a computer that translates it into English right? Sometimes the computer gets it wrong.

Lolz. How would somebody "realize" such a thing without being told directly? And wtf is an IPA standard character? And translated into English from what language?

yr smrt

/nt sbby
//bt trd f dchbgs

International Phonetic Alphabet. It's an alphabet with a character assigned to every sound your mouth can make.

[www.phon.ucl.ac.uk image 335x175]

Thanks for the info but that's entirely not my point, I was commenting on you going full douchebag right out of the gate with the condescending "You do realize..." and then naming an industry specific method and technology that only people in the industry would know.

It's not common knowledge.

But even if it was there was a day you didn't know about it and were told or taught by someone. Did that person act like a condescending douchebag?


If he learned it in college then yes, there's a good chance the professor lecturer did.
 
2013-04-20 09:02:44 AM
iwritealot.com

25.media.tumblr.com

us.cdn002.fansshare.com
 
2013-04-20 09:14:07 AM
Siri, is there a SWAT team outside my boat?
 
2013-04-20 09:20:28 AM
if nothing else we now know the fark handle of the Fox News close captioning guy.
 
2013-04-20 09:26:18 AM

skinink: I dunno. I think he looks more like Emily Blunt.
[www.wildsound-filmmaking-feedback-events.com image 450x495]


I think she looks like Alessandra Torresani

you're welcome
 
2013-04-20 09:29:05 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: video man: Barfmaker: video man: You do realize they use special keyboards that just have keys that are mapped to IPA standard characters, which in turn is fed into a computer that translates it into English right? Sometimes the computer gets it wrong.

Lolz. How would somebody "realize" such a thing without being told directly? And wtf is an IPA standard character? And translated into English from what language?

yr smrt

/nt sbby
//bt trd f dchbgs

International Phonetic Alphabet. It's an alphabet with a character assigned to every sound your mouth can make.

[www.phon.ucl.ac.uk image 335x175]

Given that, I can understand exactly how this could happen

/you also killed the thread right out of the box
//I really wanted to picture some, but this point in this week, CC translator start losing it


What's even worse is its not fox news but a local company that does this, I guess any reason to try and shiat on fox news.
 
2013-04-20 09:48:36 AM
orbister: video man: You do realize they use special keyboards that just have keys that are mapped to IPA standard characters, which in turn is fed into a computer that translates it into English right? Sometimes the computer gets it wrong.

What's the point of that? Why not just type in the english to start with?


For live broadcasts?

Barfmaker: video man: Barfmaker: video man: You do realize they use special keyboards that just have keys that are mapped to IPA standard characters, which in turn is fed into a computer that translates it into English right? Sometimes the computer gets it wrong.

Lolz. How would somebody "realize" such a thing without being told directly? And wtf is an IPA standard character? And translated into English from what language?

yr smrt

/nt sbby
//bt trd f dchbgs

International Phonetic Alphabet. It's an alphabet with a character assigned to every sound your mouth can make.

[www.phon.ucl.ac.uk image 335x175]

Thanks for the info but that's entirely not my point, I was commenting on you going full douchebag right out of the gate with the condescending "You do realize..." and then naming an industry specific method and technology that only people in the industry would know.


IPA is not industry-specific. Chording keyboards are not industry-specific. They're used by court stenographers, for example.

You've never looked up the pronunciation of a word? Wondered how live broadcast subtitles are done, given that no one can type fast enough to keep up?

It's not common knowledge.

Hmm. I know about it. I'm not involved in live TV subtitling.

But even if it was there was a day you didn't know about it and were told or taught by someone. Did that person act like a condescending douchebag?

Is it really necessary to personally insult someone because you're ignorant?
 
2013-04-20 09:53:06 AM

Bungles: If you didn't know that live subtitles are typed on phonetic keyboards, you don't use subtitling a lot.

We have it on all the time due to a few non-native speakers in the house, and every news report has at least one or two hilarious homophone mistakes.


Hey don't go blaming the gays, it's not always their fault.
 
2013-04-20 09:57:48 AM
The real news here is that there are people that think closed captioning is not automated.
 
2013-04-20 10:15:56 AM

Leashlaw: My brother is hearing impaired and uses CC when we watch TV.  It drives me crazy because half the time the CC reads like a 2nd Grader high on Robotussin is just typing random words in and I can't concentrate on the movie.


A hearing impaired friend in college discovered the hilarious and totally random CC on a dumb show called "Dear John". The show was boring, but the CC was like a drunk Homer Simpson writing love letters to Marge. It had us in tears.
 
2013-04-20 10:17:51 AM

video man: International Phonetic Alphabet. It's an alphabet with a character assigned to every sound your mouth can make.


If only I cared to research, there has to be a porno flick that proves there are some sounds not on that keyboard.
 
TWX
2013-04-20 10:50:44 AM

bob_ross: I loved video toasters


This is not a canvas, bob ross! go home! you're drunk dead!
 
2013-04-20 10:51:30 AM

FlyingBacon: gweilo8888: FlyingBacon: Bottom line is this... us deaf people arent stupid like you think we are. Have a nice day...

...but some of you are assholes who don't appreciate the person that gave themselves carpal tunnel -- most likely at a pittance -- to provide you with a valuable service.

Seriously, if you are giving us a valuable service, dont farked it up! I do understand you guys are about few seconds or so behind (which is "normal") but we are watching. Your jobs is to do it RIGHT (by law). I am farking serious here. I can report you to FCC. You are to do best you can. I do over see your mistake(s) but sometime its just too much. If you just making too many  farking mistakes you are fired.

I always laugh at your services when you farked up. You got no business doing it. Its a requirement to get every farking words correct.(Try it at court level) I know the farking law. I hope to sue  you or your company someday since I do make a living out of it.

I do understand about the carpal tunnel thing but we are Deaf and dont blame it on us when you picked the job to do the typing for us.

Also, I like to add that movies or tv shows are way easier to do. Live shows are the hardest of all. When Obama is speaking, the CC is really really good. I am sure the news media picked the best of all to do it.


Can I report this post to the FCC for all the mistakes?
 
2013-04-20 11:35:43 AM

RobSeace: FlyingBacon: gweilo8888: FlyingBacon: Bottom line is this... us deaf people arent stupid like you think we are. Have a nice day...

...but some of you are assholes who don't appreciate the person that gave themselves carpal tunnel -- most likely at a pittance -- to provide you with a valuable service.

Seriously, if you are giving us a valuable service, dont farked it up! I do understand you guys are about few seconds or so behind (which is "normal") but we are watching. Your jobs is to do it RIGHT (by law). I am farking serious here. I can report you to FCC. You are to do best you can. I do over see your mistake(s) but sometime its just too much. If you just making too many  farking mistakes you are fired.

I always laugh at your services when you farked up. You got no business doing it. Its a requirement to get every farking words correct.(Try it at court level) I know the farking law. I hope to sue  you or your company someday since I do make a living out of it.

I do understand about the carpal tunnel thing but we are Deaf and dont blame it on us when you picked the job to do the typing for us.

Also, I like to add that movies or tv shows are way easier to do. Live shows are the hardest of all. When Obama is speaking, the CC is really really good. I am sure the news media picked the best of all to do it.

Can I report this post to the FCC for all the mistakes?


Yeah, I think we've found the CC guy folks.  Everyone can go home now.
 
2013-04-20 12:16:35 PM

video man: You do realize they use special keyboards that just have keys that are mapped to IPA standard characters, which in turn is fed into a computer that translates it into English right? Sometimes the computer gets it wrong.


So I guess it's wrong everytime someone has a funny name?
 
2013-04-20 12:20:39 PM
Other technical difficulties arise at times

lukraakvars.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-20 12:29:20 PM

Boxcutta: Siri, is there a SWAT team outside my boat?


Ok, that got a sincere snerk out of me, you got a 'Funny' button click
 
2013-04-20 12:36:33 PM

Leashlaw: My brother is hearing impaired and uses CC when we watch TV.  It drives me crazy because half the time the CC reads like a 2nd Grader high on Robotussin is just typing random words in and I can't concentrate on the movie.


On the other side of things, we've been forced to turn on the CC whenever the voodoo swamp lady shows up in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies -- for whatever reason, her dialog always seems unintelligible.
 
2013-04-20 12:44:25 PM

steamingpile: What's even worse is its not fox news but a local company that does this, I guess any reason to try and shiat on fox news.


Somebody is trying very hard to be offended.
 
2013-04-20 12:56:56 PM
I use close captioning all the time, due to difficulty hearing.  Cranking the tv to levels where I'll catch every word is not an option.  I know that live shows can have sometimes awkward transliteration of homophones, and in some cases, just down right 'WHERE the hell did that come from' lobs out of left field.  What grinds my gears is when close captioning on a program presentation (not live) looks like it is typed by Helen Keller on an ether bender, and shutting the tv off and putting it back on does not reset the fubar.  There are times when it looks like somebody IS manually trying to CC a recorded program, and they have their hands shifted over a row of keys and not realize their mistake.

From what I'm given to understand, the CC on scripted shows is exactly that, the script.  As in it's already written out.  How do you fark that up?  Also, IIANM, all new production shows must submit their final scripts for CC purposes.  Only old shows are except, and I have seen some on networks like TVLand that have stepped up to the plate and CC'd shows from the '50s, '60s, et al that predate the ADA (American with Disabilities Act.)  But I still see far too many sloppy, egregious destruction of the written scripts at the hands of CC.

Interestingly enough, the CC on Spanish Language shows is incredibly accurate.  I have (with all due modesty) an extensive vocabulary, deeply rooted in latin after 3 plus years of studying it in jr high, and growing up when public schools actually taught vocabulary and proper spelling.  I may not be able to hear the spoken spanish words fast enough, but I can read them well enough to be able to figure out the gist dialog a surprisingly large percentage of the time.

Which incidentally includes their news and live broadcasts.  Take from that what you will.
 
2013-04-20 01:12:45 PM

fusillade762: Wow, a simulpost of a gif I've never seen before.


Simulpost?
 
2013-04-20 01:19:24 PM

FlyingBacon: If the CC person reading this... I always see your mistake and always goes "WTF" when you make mistake. Some deaf people do read lips and when it doesnt match what it was said on CC, We always  know the CC person farked up. Don't ever think us deaf people  dont see it. Most of us do.I really hope you are fired. On the side, I do know that many media use software to do the CC job and most of the time I can pick that up. Bottom line is this... us deaf people arent stupid like you think we are. Have a nice day...


WHAT?!??!! Can you speak up pls?
 
2013-04-20 01:26:11 PM
It fails so hard, it loops back around for a win! XD
 
2013-04-20 02:01:39 PM
But who will make up the news if everybody is on camera reading crap about Obama's teleprompter from their teleprompters?

And who will change the (Rep.) labels to (Dem.) labels when Republicans are got with their their hands in the Monkey Paw traps of sexual deviancy, adultery and crime?
 
2013-04-20 02:34:41 PM
As someone who studied closed captioning, I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

The thing a lot of people don't know is that, for live captioning at least, a lot of it is done on a machine that uses chorded keystrokes similar to a piano.  It's the same machine used in courtrooms.  Each word is defined by a keystroke or a number of keystrokes, which a software program then "translates" into readable English.  Hopefully.  This is why a misstroked word is often readable but completely nonsensical.

As the program was live, it's likely a human was doing that broadcast.  Therefore it could have been something as simple as the captioner meaning to hit "S-D" on their machine, predefined as the name of the suspect, and they accidentally hit "Z-D", which the software program would have translated as it did (Zooey Deschanel), creating a blooper.  This is why you see things like this pop up in live captions.

Most people also wouldn't have reason to know this, but when 9/11 went down, many of the captioners who happened to be on duty that day went into overdrive, working overtime through the nonstop coverage to ensure that those who had trouble hearing would be able to better understand what was going on.  This was in the days before Twitter, Facebook, et. al., of course.  I always thought that this was pretty cool, especially considering that captioning live is a mentally-challenging task, especially when the material is disturbing and emotions are high.

/The more you know!
 
2013-04-20 03:58:00 PM

Rufus Lee King: You FARK types need to stop this sort of thing.

None of you are better than anyone else.

If anything, the opposite is true.


Please tell me that this is a new Fark meme. Please. If not, I want to be the first to say that I discovered the potential of this gem. It's even better than "I'm getting a kick out of..."
 
2013-04-20 04:45:45 PM

Hyppy: Rufus Lee King: You FARK types need to stop this sort of thing.

None of you are better than anyone else.

If anything, the opposite is true.

Please tell me that this is a new Fark meme. Please. If not, I want to be the first to say that I discovered the potential of this gem. It's even better than "I'm getting a kick out of..."


This doesn't have potential.

If anything, the opposite is true.
 
2013-04-20 05:20:00 PM

trappedspirit: fusillade762: Wow, a simulpost of a gif I've never seen before.

Simulpost?


Never mind. I was drunk. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.
 
2013-04-20 09:44:05 PM

fusillade762: Never mind. I was drunk. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.


My god, this is another simulpost, isn't it?!?!!!
 
2013-04-20 09:49:59 PM
I'm a stenographer/court reporter.  Typically live news broadcasts, sports, talk shows, etc are done by us.

I understand exactly how this could have happened.  It's just a funny mistranslation.
 
2013-04-20 09:52:44 PM

balancing act: Ooohh, a CC thread.
CSS
My sister and I often use the CCs, especially when watching things with a lot of accents or jargon.  Of course, thats fairly hit or miss.
One night, we are watching a Dr. Who episode, and the CC was completely farked, now accurate, now gibberish.
We kept seeing "  pe eful m  ic" pop up.  WTF ??
a later viewing revealed it was a hash of "suspenseful music".
But in our lexicon CC mistakes will forever be... peeful mic.
/CSS


I'm not entirely sure why this happens.  It has nothing to do with the stenographer writing but something to do with the transmission.  Sometimes when I turn on the hair dryer it will go all garbled.

I've never done captioning myself although I do have a friend who does a lot of it.  I know a lot about the steno side of it, but very little about the tech involved.  I do have the license to the software if I ever get brave enough to do it :)
 
2013-04-20 09:58:08 PM

FlyingBacon: gweilo8888: FlyingBacon: Bottom line is this... us deaf people arent stupid like you think we are. Have a nice day...

...but some of you are assholes who don't appreciate the person that gave themselves carpal tunnel -- most likely at a pittance -- to provide you with a valuable service.

Seriously, if you are giving us a valuable service, dont farked it up! I do understand you guys are about few seconds or so behind (which is "normal") but we are watching. Your jobs is to do it RIGHT (by law). I am farking serious here. I can report you to FCC. You are to do best you can. I do over see your mistake(s) but sometime its just too much. If you just making too many  farking mistakes you are fired.

I always laugh at your services when you farked up. You got no business doing it. Its a requirement to get every farking words correct.(Try it at court level) I know the farking law. I hope to sue  you or your company someday since I do make a living out of it.

I do understand about the carpal tunnel thing but we are Deaf and dont blame it on us when you picked the job to do the typing for us.

Also, I like to add that movies or tv shows are way easier to do. Live shows are the hardest of all. When Obama is speaking, the CC is really really good. I am sure the news media picked the best of all to do it.


We stenographers only do live shows.  The captioning for pre-recorded TV is done by who knows how else.  Almost all live shows though will be done by a live stenographer.

And if you're going to pick on us for how bad it is, I'll defend it to the death because you clearly have NO IDEA how hard it is.  I'm a very experienced reporter.  I've been doing realtime (live translation) for quite a while now, and I won't even touch TV captioning.  It's just not worth the extreme stress.

And now I'll go back into my lurking hidey-hole.  I probably haven't commented on fark this much cumulatively in years :)
 
2013-04-21 12:00:32 AM
Peekoo: We stenographers only do live shows.  The captioning for pre-recorded TV is done by who knows how else.

I believe it's often simply a copy of the show's script, because regularly you will see things in the captioning that is clearly an earlier version of the dialogue for a particular scene, with characters saying totally different things that don't sound even remotely similar.

Makes perfect sense, you already have the dialogue written ddown, why pay somebody to rewrite the wheel as it were?
 
2013-04-21 12:58:11 AM

FlyingBacon: If the CC person reading this... I always see your mistake and always goes "WTF" when you make mistake. Some deaf people do read lips and when it doesnt match what it was said on CC, We always  know the CC person farked up. Don't ever think us deaf people  dont see it. Most of us do.I really hope you are fired. On the side, I do know that many media use software to do the CC job and most of the time I can pick that up. Bottom line is this... us deaf people arent stupid like you think we are. Have a nice day...


Sadly there are probably people who think that deaf means mentally handicapped. What I find odd is the people that raise their voice for the blind or otherwise handicapped. I see it with an alarming frequency, I have no idea what motivates it.
 
2013-04-21 06:51:42 AM

FlyingBacon: If the CC person reading this... I always see your mistake and always goes "WTF" when you make mistake. Some deaf people do read lips and when it doesnt match what it was said on CC, We always  know the CC person farked up. Don't ever think us deaf people  dont see it. Most of us do.I really hope you are fired. On the side, I do know that many media use software to do the CC job and most of the time I can pick that up. Bottom line is this... us deaf people arent stupid like you think we are. Have a nice day...


This act was clearly a malicious attack on the Deaf Community, tantamount to hate crime, and he should be punished accordingly.
 
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