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(Some Guy)   Czech ambassador would like to inform you that "the Czech Republic and Chechnya are two very different entities"   (mzv.cz) divider line 28
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2013-04-19 08:15:11 PM
12 votes:
The Czech Republic and Chechnya are two very different entities - the Czech Republic is a Central European country; Chechnya is a part of the Russian Federation.


i can't imagine the level of self control that ambassador had to exercise not to include the words "you farking morons" at the end of that statement. I salute him.
2013-04-19 08:58:46 PM
8 votes:
Two bear scientists, one from Chechnya and one from the Czech Republic, go into the wilderness to study a pair of grizzlies, one of each sex.  When they fail to return, two rangers investigating their disappearance find the female bear eating the last bits of the Chechen scientist.  One ranger turns to the other, and asks, "Do you realize what this means?"

"The Czech is in the male."
2013-04-19 08:43:07 PM
7 votes:
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
2013-04-19 08:43:42 PM
5 votes:
He should have said, "You better Czech yourself before you wreck yourself."
2013-04-19 08:43:24 PM
4 votes:
Someone once tried to convince me that Washington state and Washington DC are two different places.  Idiots. Idiots everywhere
2013-04-19 10:16:39 PM
3 votes:
Is that anywhere near Georgia?

4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-04-19 09:09:55 PM
3 votes:
farm3.static.flickr.com
2013-04-20 12:52:20 AM
2 votes:
www.chichenitza.com
2013-04-19 10:10:29 PM
2 votes:
Tony Soprano: [over the phone] It's a bad connection so I'm gonna talk fast! The guy you're looking for is an ex-commando! He killed sixteen Chechen rebels single-handed!
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Get the fark outta here.
Tony Soprano: Yeah. Nice, huh? He was with the Interior Ministry. Guy's like a Russian green beret. He can not come back and tell this story. You understand?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I hear you.
[hangs up]
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: You're not gonna believe this. He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator.
Christopher Moltisanti: His house looked like shiat.
2013-04-19 09:22:13 PM
2 votes:
ts3.mm.bing.net

They still look suspicious to me!
2013-04-19 08:51:03 PM
2 votes:
They're right to be worried, because Biden's been itching to invade Czechoslovakia ever since we "didn't finish the job" in the 90s.
2013-04-19 08:48:17 PM
2 votes:
www.euroheritage.net

Wahhabists!
2013-04-19 08:42:09 PM
2 votes:
Austrian, Australian,
Czech, Chechan,
Let's call the whole thing off.
2013-04-19 08:41:33 PM
2 votes:
Wait, is this the same as Kim Jung Poon from Vietname or are these people African.  I'm confused.
2013-04-19 08:37:39 PM
2 votes:
In other news the Kolashes at the Czech stop in West, TX are delicious.
2013-04-20 05:05:08 PM
1 votes:
Close enough. Both places are jam-packed with Russian tourists. The only difference is that the ones in Chechnya wear uniforms and have tanks.
2013-04-20 01:51:36 AM
1 votes:

CoysOdie: And before that it was TheKingdom of Bohemia.
They took away my ancestors' whole damn country!


Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
2013-04-19 10:33:24 PM
1 votes:
blogs.coventrytelegraph.net

Unavailable for comment.
2013-04-19 09:58:50 PM
1 votes:
If you're gonna think we're all confused about geography, you might as well mention that it's right next to Georgia.
2013-04-19 09:35:25 PM
1 votes:
ritakeller.com

Czech brothers

media.culturemap.com

Chechen brothers
2013-04-19 09:24:14 PM
1 votes:
As many I was deeply shocked by the tragedy that occurred in Boston earlier this month. It was a stark reminder of the fact that any of us could be a victim of senseless violence anywhere at any moment.

As more information on the origin of the alleged perpetrators is coming to light, I am concerned to note in the social media a most unfortunate misunderstanding in this respect. The Czech Republic and Chechnya are two very different entities - the Czech Republic is a Central European country; Chechnya is a part of the Russian Federation.

As the President of the Czech Republic Miloš Zeman noted in his message to President Obama, the Czech Republic is an active and reliable partner of the United States in the fight against terrorism. We are determined to stand side by side with our allies in this respect, there is no doubt about that.


Please don't bomb us.

Petr Gandalovič
Ambassador of the Czech Republic


FTFY Petr
2013-04-19 09:20:04 PM
1 votes:
a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com

Mark Rumsfield: Klopek, is that Slavic?
Reuben: NO.
Mark Rumsfield: 'Bout a nine on the tension scale there, Reub.
2013-04-19 09:18:06 PM
1 votes:
Does Czech Republic have oil?  Fark it, invade anyway.  Czech girls are hot.
2013-04-19 09:05:37 PM
1 votes:
pbs.twimg.com
2013-04-19 09:02:31 PM
1 votes:
Of course the guy had to do that.  Saudis blew up the WTC, and we went after Iraq and Afghanistan.  Our government has not made the most precise global strike decisions.
2013-04-19 08:53:04 PM
1 votes:
Still waiting for the Australian ambassador to apologize for his people's role in starting World War II and the Holocaust. . .
2013-04-19 08:47:36 PM
1 votes:
2013-04-19 08:40:20 PM
1 votes:

mactobain: In other news the Kolashes at the Czech stop in West, TX are delicious.


Kolaches. And yes, they are tasty. Also happily unexploded.
 
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