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(Some Guy)   Czech ambassador would like to inform you that "the Czech Republic and Chechnya are two very different entities"   ( divider line
    More: Stupid, Chechnya, Czech Republic, senseless violence, ambassadors, entities  
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6223 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Apr 2013 at 8:38 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-04-19 08:15:11 PM  
10 votes:
The Czech Republic and Chechnya are two very different entities - the Czech Republic is a Central European country; Chechnya is a part of the Russian Federation.

i can't imagine the level of self control that ambassador had to exercise not to include the words "you farking morons" at the end of that statement. I salute him.
2013-04-19 09:22:13 PM  
3 votes:

They still look suspicious to me!
2013-04-19 09:02:31 PM  
3 votes:
Of course the guy had to do that.  Saudis blew up the WTC, and we went after Iraq and Afghanistan.  Our government has not made the most precise global strike decisions.
2013-04-19 08:40:20 PM  
3 votes:

mactobain: In other news the Kolashes at the Czech stop in West, TX are delicious.

Kolaches. And yes, they are tasty. Also happily unexploded.
2013-04-19 09:16:30 PM  
2 votes:
Implied addendum:

. . .so please don't go vigilante and try shooting Czechs or attacking our Embassy.  We would have to worry about getting invaded if Bush was still in office, but at least we know with Obama he's smart enough to tell the difference.  This announcement is for the rest of you dumbfarks.
2013-04-19 08:43:38 PM  
2 votes:
Czech Republic has some very hot women... Chechnya, not so much.
2013-04-19 09:09:55 PM  
1 vote:
2013-04-19 08:48:17 PM  
1 vote:
Plus, the Czech women are awesomely hot! If you wanna see some of the prettiest women in the world, go to Prague.
2013-04-19 08:43:42 PM  
1 vote:
He should have said, "You better Czech yourself before you wreck yourself."
2013-04-19 08:43:24 PM  
1 vote:
Someone once tried to convince me that Washington state and Washington DC are two different places.  Idiots. Idiots everywhere
2013-04-19 08:43:07 PM  
1 vote:
2013-04-19 08:37:39 PM  
1 vote:
In other news the Kolashes at the Czech stop in West, TX are delicious.
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