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(Some Guy)   Czech ambassador would like to inform you that "the Czech Republic and Chechnya are two very different entities"   (mzv.cz) divider line 146
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2013-04-19 09:45:14 PM  

dennysgod: Czech brothers



Chechen brothers


Hah.
 
2013-04-19 09:46:19 PM  
You all look alike to us.
 
2013-04-19 09:48:46 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
Not to them
 
2013-04-19 09:48:57 PM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: Who gives a shiat? Chechnya is full of terrorists, Czech Republic jails musicians for the acts of security. They can both go eat a dick.


How's about not being a nosy farker who feels the need to correct the world to assimilate to your way of thinking.  Is that too hard?
 
2013-04-19 09:50:08 PM  

Summoner101: mactobain: In other news the Kolashes at the Czech stop in West, TX are delicious.

Where is West, TX?


East TX

/srsly
 
2013-04-19 09:50:25 PM  

Caffandtranqs: Your Average Witty Fark User: Who gives a shiat? Chechnya is full of terrorists, Czech Republic jails musicians for the acts of security. They can both go eat a dick.

How's about not being a nosy farker who feels the need to correct the world to assimilate to your way of thinking.  Is that too hard?


I'm not correcting anything, slappy. How about you go have a drink and get laid, is that too hard?
 
2013-04-19 09:51:36 PM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: Caffandtranqs: Your Average Witty Fark User: Who gives a shiat? Chechnya is full of terrorists, Czech Republic jails musicians for the acts of security. They can both go eat a dick.

How's about not being a nosy farker who feels the need to correct the world to assimilate to your way of thinking.  Is that too hard?

I'm not correcting anything, slappy. How about you go have a drink and get laid, is that too hard?


I'm having a drink right now, and still find you obnoxious.
 
2013-04-19 09:52:21 PM  
cdn1.hark.com

It's like going into Wisconsin.
 
2013-04-19 09:58:50 PM  
If you're gonna think we're all confused about geography, you might as well mention that it's right next to Georgia.
 
2013-04-19 10:00:53 PM  

But Wait There's More: Someone once tried to convince me that Washington state and Washington DC are two different places.  Idiots. Idiots everywhere


I had a web design client circa 2005 who finally realized that the World Trade Center and the Twin Towers were the same thing.

"What did you mean about the World Trade Center?"
"What?"
"...wait, are they the same thing as the Twin Towers? Oh, God. I'm so stupid. OH MY GOD, I'M AN IDIOT!"
"*most soothing voice* Well, no, I mean, I guess... if nobody told you, how would you know, right?"
"I LIVE IN NEW YORK STATE! OH GOD!"
 
2013-04-19 10:02:04 PM  
Chechen woman?
t2.gstatic.com
 
2013-04-19 10:04:30 PM  
That's an invadin'.
 
2013-04-19 10:04:42 PM  

cyberspacedout: If you're gonna think we're all confused about geography, you might as well mention that it's right next to Georgia.


Chechnya is the Florida of the Russian Federation?
 
2013-04-19 10:05:13 PM  
A few years ago, I got into a conversation with a neighbor (mechanical engineer no less) who insisted that his brother went on vacation to Cuba....he actually went to Puerto Rico.  According to my neighbor, Cuba is a US territory headed by the "Governor of Cuba".  So there.
 
2013-04-19 10:06:15 PM  

Phoenix87ta: kbronsito: The Czech Republic and Chechnya are two very different entities - the Czech Republic is a Central European country; Chechnya is a part of the Russian Federation.


i can't imagine the level of self control that ambassador had to exercise not to include the words "you farking morons" at the end of that statement. I salute him.

This.  I can't imagine how people could fark that up.


Oh, I can
 
2013-04-19 10:06:42 PM  

drb9: Chechen woman?
[t2.gstatic.com image 275x183]


Is there a documentary on their mating practices?
 
2013-04-19 10:09:20 PM  
Which one has the Sudetenland again?
 
2013-04-19 10:10:29 PM  
Tony Soprano: [over the phone] It's a bad connection so I'm gonna talk fast! The guy you're looking for is an ex-commando! He killed sixteen Chechen rebels single-handed!
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Get the fark outta here.
Tony Soprano: Yeah. Nice, huh? He was with the Interior Ministry. Guy's like a Russian green beret. He can not come back and tell this story. You understand?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I hear you.
[hangs up]
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: You're not gonna believe this. He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator.
Christopher Moltisanti: His house looked like shiat.
 
2013-04-19 10:10:37 PM  
traveling and living overseas  I am constantly told I am not American because I am not fat and know where I am on a map

Put down the fork and pick up a book america
 
2013-04-19 10:13:22 PM  

JeffH: You're not gonna believe this. He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator.


Had this conversation today, I know nothing is obscure on Fark, but I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of this.
 
2013-04-19 10:16:39 PM  
Is that anywhere near Georgia?

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-19 10:17:33 PM  

Summoner101: mactobain: In other news the Kolashes at the Czech stop in West, TX are delicious.

Where is West, TX?


Central TX, south of Dallas
 
2013-04-19 10:20:37 PM  

Fissile: A few years ago, I got into a conversation with a neighbor (mechanical engineer no less) who insisted that his brother went on vacation to Cuba....he actually went to Puerto Rico.  According to my neighbor, Cuba is a US territory headed by the "Governor of Cuba".  So there.


cinetechnews.com
"My brother, he bring back a flag to me, is the tiny US flag of Cuba. In the state Cuba, they have a Baywatch for the women who are always sexy sexy on the beach! He go there, and he lie on the beach, and a woman, she lie on him on the beach they have sexy time! Every night he does a dance like this, with a woman so he can feel her vaegin, but one woman, she was not a woman, and my brother, he was grabbed for a terrible thing one night and now he walk like-ah this."
 
2013-04-19 10:28:34 PM  
Probably not these checks either....

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.comi.qkme.me
 
2013-04-19 10:33:24 PM  
blogs.coventrytelegraph.net

Unavailable for comment.
 
2013-04-19 10:53:00 PM  

drb9: Chechen woman?
[t2.gstatic.com image 275x183]


Came for this, leaving satisfied.

/Damn that woman is beautiful.
 
2013-04-19 10:55:32 PM  

ongbok: [upload.wikimedia.org image 250x156]
Not to them


That picture is rather small, I thought at first it was Paul Ryan and Mitt Romney...
 
2013-04-19 10:56:52 PM  
Also, Czech porn is awesome.
 
2013-04-19 11:08:58 PM  

Phoenix87ta: kbronsito: The Czech Republic and Chechnya are two very different entities - the Czech Republic is a Central European country; Chechnya is a part of the Russian Federation.


i can't imagine the level of self control that ambassador had to exercise not to include the words "you farking morons" at the end of that statement. I salute him.

This.  I can't imagine how people could fark that up.


Well to be fair the map of Eastern Europe an Russia only changed 500000 times over the last few years.
 
2013-04-19 11:32:35 PM  

stuffy: Phoenix87ta: kbronsito: The Czech Republic and Chechnya are two very different entities - the Czech Republic is a Central European country; Chechnya is a part of the Russian Federation.


i can't imagine the level of self control that ambassador had to exercise not to include the words "you farking morons" at the end of that statement. I salute him.

This.  I can't imagine how people could fark that up.

Well to be fair the map of Eastern Europe an Russia only changed 500000 times over the last few years.


All of the recent changes/disputes are in Africa and the Mid East. Did you know there is a South Sudan, now?
 
2013-04-19 11:39:43 PM  
I don't think Chechnya has any oil. They should be safe.
 
2013-04-19 11:43:51 PM  

fusillade762: I don't think Chechnya has any oil. They should be safe.


Prior to its collapse, Chechnya was one of the major sources of Soviet domestic oil production.

It's refineries were destroyed during the war from 1994-1996 but those can easily be rebuilt.
 
2013-04-19 11:50:48 PM  

Snapper Carr: fusillade762: I don't think Chechnya has any oil. They should be safe.

Prior to its collapse, Chechnya was one of the major sources of Soviet domestic oil production.

It's refineries were destroyed during the war from 1994-1996 but those can easily be rebuilt.


Oops. Guess I spoke too soon.
 
2013-04-19 11:51:27 PM  
I don't see why he is worried. We rebuild everywhere we blow up.

Think of it as an aggressive remodel!
 
2013-04-20 12:03:13 AM  

Phoenix87ta: kbronsito: The Czech Republic and Chechnya are two very different entities - the Czech Republic is a Central European country; Chechnya is a part of the Russian Federation.


i can't imagine the level of self control that ambassador had to exercise not to include the words "you farking morons" at the end of that statement. I salute him.

This.  I can't imagine how people could fark that up.



I blame Hitler and his kangaroo-mounted shock troops.
 
2013-04-20 12:09:57 AM  

Snapper Carr: refineries were destroyed during the war from 1994-1996 but those can easily be rebuilt.


"The war will pay for itself. The people will welcome us as liberators. The missiles are flying, hallelujah, hallelujah!"
 
2013-04-20 12:11:05 AM  

ciberido: Phoenix87ta: kbronsito: The Czech Republic and Chechnya are two very different entities - the Czech Republic is a Central European country; Chechnya is a part of the Russian Federation.


i can't imagine the level of self control that ambassador had to exercise not to include the words "you farking morons" at the end of that statement. I salute him.

This.  I can't imagine how people could fark that up.


I blame Hitler and his Tauntaun-mounted shock troops.


ftfy
 
2013-04-20 12:17:13 AM  
This is unsurprising. I had a geography teacher in 2009 during high school that thought that the Czech Republic was Czechoslovakia.
 
2013-04-20 12:24:56 AM  
"Stupid" is an awful tag subby. Should be obvious why no nation state would want to be associated with this. Plenty of social and economic advantages to being on good terms with the U.S. and they all remember what happened the last time a nation tried to protect those who carried out terrorist attacks against the U.S.  Even the Taliban were very quick to say they had nothing to do with this.  They had a taste of the U.S. military and want no part of it anymore.  Now they will finally get to re-exert control in the region, not so if they came into the crosshairs of the U.S. military again.
 
2013-04-20 12:31:48 AM  

Pumpernickel bread: "Stupid" is an awful tag subby. Should be obvious why no nation state would want to be associated with this. Plenty of social and economic advantages to being on good terms with the U.S. and they all remember what happened the last time a nation tried to protect those who carried out terrorist attacks against the U.S.  Even the Taliban were very quick to say they had nothing to do with this.  They had a taste of the U.S. military and want no part of it anymore.  Now they will finally get to re-exert control in the region, not so if they came into the crosshairs of the U.S. military again.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-20 12:32:08 AM  

sporkme: Two bear scientists, one from Chechnya and one from the Czech Republic, go into the wilderness to study a pair of grizzlies, one of each sex.  When they fail to return, two rangers investigating their disappearance find the female bear eating the last bits of the Chechen scientist.  One ranger turns to the other, and asks, "Do you realize what this means?"

"The Czech is in the male."


I rarely LOL at anything on here anymore,or anything in life in general. I'm a little jaded. But, I gotta tell you... This was awesome. Even if it was stolen. Still gold. Thank you.
 
2013-04-20 12:52:20 AM  
www.chichenitza.com
 
2013-04-20 01:04:46 AM  
Czech out our kolaches.
 
2013-04-20 01:06:48 AM  

Kittypie070: Teabaggers. Shiiiiaaaaa.....t.


I know you like insulting people with whose opinions you disagree, but I suspect that the Tea Party types I've met would have a significantly higher rate of being able to tell the two apart.

signedlongint: This is unsurprising. I had a geography teacher in 2009 during high school that thought that the Czech Republic was Czechoslovakia.


While outdated, you are aware there's a connection there?
 
2013-04-20 01:14:57 AM  

signedlongint: This is unsurprising. I had a geography teacher in 2009 during high school that thought that the Czech Republic was Czechoslovakia.


Mostly because the Czech Republic was Czechoslovakia.
 
2013-04-20 01:32:26 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: signedlongint: This is unsurprising. I had a geography teacher in 2009 during high school that thought that the Czech Republic was Czechoslovakia.

Mostly because the Czech Republic was Czechoslovakia.


And before that it was  TheKingdom of Bohemia.
They took away my ancestors' whole damn country!
 
2013-04-20 01:39:30 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: signedlongint: This is unsurprising. I had a geography teacher in 2009 during high school that thought that the Czech Republic was Czechoslovakia.

Mostly because the Czech Republic was Czechoslovakia.


omg lol!!!
 
2013-04-20 01:49:01 AM  

mactobain: In other news the Kolashes at the Czech stop in West, TX are delicious.


I'll be passing through West about 0600 on the way from Dallas to Belton. I'll report back as to the status.
 
2013-04-20 01:51:36 AM  

CoysOdie: And before that it was TheKingdom of Bohemia.
They took away my ancestors' whole damn country!


Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
 
2013-04-20 02:11:10 AM  
I hope everyone will relax and enjoy a nice svíčková na smetaně.  Man, that stuff is tasty.
 
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