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(Some Guy)   Czech ambassador would like to inform you that "the Czech Republic and Chechnya are two very different entities"   (mzv.cz) divider line 146
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2013-04-19 08:15:11 PM
The Czech Republic and Chechnya are two very different entities - the Czech Republic is a Central European country; Chechnya is a part of the Russian Federation.


i can't imagine the level of self control that ambassador had to exercise not to include the words "you farking morons" at the end of that statement. I salute him.
 
2013-04-19 08:37:39 PM
In other news the Kolashes at the Czech stop in West, TX are delicious.
 
2013-04-19 08:40:20 PM

mactobain: In other news the Kolashes at the Czech stop in West, TX are delicious.


Kolaches. And yes, they are tasty. Also happily unexploded.
 
2013-04-19 08:40:45 PM
wow we are so farking stupid
 
2013-04-19 08:40:49 PM

kbronsito: The Czech Republic and Chechnya are two very different entities - the Czech Republic is a Central European country; Chechnya is a part of the Russian Federation.


i can't imagine the level of self control that ambassador had to exercise not to include the words "you farking morons" at the end of that statement. I salute him.


This.  I can't imagine how people could fark that up.
 
2013-04-19 08:41:33 PM
Wait, is this the same as Kim Jung Poon from Vietname or are these people African.  I'm confused.
 
2013-04-19 08:42:02 PM
I dont buy it. Just the other day they were claiming to go by the name "Czechoslovakia" Seems suspicious.

/Shamelessly stolen from deadspin
//made me lol
 
2013-04-19 08:42:09 PM
Austrian, Australian,
Czech, Chechan,
Let's call the whole thing off.
 
2013-04-19 08:43:07 PM
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-04-19 08:43:24 PM
Someone once tried to convince me that Washington state and Washington DC are two different places.  Idiots. Idiots everywhere
 
2013-04-19 08:43:38 PM
Czech Republic has some very hot women... Chechnya, not so much.
 
2013-04-19 08:43:42 PM
He should have said, "You better Czech yourself before you wreck yourself."
 
2013-04-19 08:47:36 PM
 
2013-04-19 08:48:17 PM
www.euroheritage.net

Wahhabists!
 
2013-04-19 08:48:17 PM
Plus, the Czech women are awesomely hot! If you wanna see some of the prettiest women in the world, go to Prague.
 
2013-04-19 08:51:03 PM
They're right to be worried, because Biden's been itching to invade Czechoslovakia ever since we "didn't finish the job" in the 90s.
 
2013-04-19 08:53:04 PM
Still waiting for the Australian ambassador to apologize for his people's role in starting World War II and the Holocaust. . .
 
2013-04-19 08:58:46 PM
Two bear scientists, one from Chechnya and one from the Czech Republic, go into the wilderness to study a pair of grizzlies, one of each sex.  When they fail to return, two rangers investigating their disappearance find the female bear eating the last bits of the Chechen scientist.  One ranger turns to the other, and asks, "Do you realize what this means?"

"The Czech is in the male."
 
2013-04-19 09:02:31 PM
Of course the guy had to do that.  Saudis blew up the WTC, and we went after Iraq and Afghanistan.  Our government has not made the most precise global strike decisions.
 
2013-04-19 09:02:47 PM
My wife is from Thailand, and frequently has people that confuse that with Taiwan.
 
2013-04-19 09:03:24 PM
Sure, that's just what they Want us to believe.  I think I'd need to see a few birther certificates before I believe anything his whore-mouth says.
 
2013-04-19 09:04:39 PM

kbronsito: The Czech Republic and Chechnya are two very different entities - the Czech Republic is a Central European country; Chechnya is a part of the Russian Federation.


i can't imagine the level of self control that ambassador had to exercise not to include the words "you farking morons" at the end of that statement. I salute him.


I imagine the release of that statement was followed by the Czech Ambassador pounding his head on his desk for an hour.
 
2013-04-19 09:05:37 PM
pbs.twimg.com
 
2013-04-19 09:07:14 PM

ariseatex: Austrian, Australian,
Czech, Chechan,
Let's call the whole thing off.




We should just take over the world one time and done.
Then we can number all these nations and stop having to pronounce silly names.
 
2013-04-19 09:09:55 PM
farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2013-04-19 09:11:47 PM

NobleHam: [pbs.twimg.com image 322x573]


That level of stupidity and general obliviousness makes me want to drink myself into a stupor.
 
2013-04-19 09:12:33 PM
Teabaggers. Shiiiiaaaaa.....t.
 
2013-04-19 09:13:35 PM
At least they aren't those sneaky Austrians, with their kangaroos and massive shrimp.
 
2013-04-19 09:13:54 PM

NobleHam: [pbs.twimg.com image 322x573]


I expected better from Sam Elliot.  Shoosh.
 
2013-04-19 09:14:01 PM
Oh calm down, ambassador.  Our current president is a Harvard law school grad, not a Harvard business grad.  I think he knows which country to invade into the ground.
 
2013-04-19 09:14:36 PM
The USA would be much better off if you took each dumbass and removed the language and speech centers of his brain.

/I am against killing in all its forms
 
2013-04-19 09:14:51 PM

Phoenix87ta: kbronsito: The Czech Republic and Chechnya are two very different entities - the Czech Republic is a Central European country; Chechnya is a part of the Russian Federation.

i can't imagine the level of self control that ambassador had to exercise not to include the words "you farking morons" at the end of that statement. I salute him.

This.  I can't imagine how people could fark that up.


I can't imagine how these farkers can tie their shoes.  But they are a strong majority.
 
2013-04-19 09:14:57 PM
When we get pissed off we bomb random countries motherfarker, so just shut the fark up, we'll look at the details after we have enough footage to do more heavy metal battle dubs on youtube
 
2013-04-19 09:15:38 PM
Didn't know that before, won't remember it tomorrow
 
2013-04-19 09:16:16 PM
as a citizen of the republic of ireland i apologize for exploding in your mom
 
2013-04-19 09:16:30 PM
Implied addendum:

. . .so please don't go vigilante and try shooting Czechs or attacking our Embassy.  We would have to worry about getting invaded if Bush was still in office, but at least we know with Obama he's smart enough to tell the difference.  This announcement is for the rest of you dumbfarks.
 
2013-04-19 09:18:06 PM
Does Czech Republic have oil?  Fark it, invade anyway.  Czech girls are hot.
 
2013-04-19 09:18:25 PM
[ X ] Don't speak English as primary language M.F.'r?
[ X ] Some sort of republic in that country called Eurasia?
[ X ] Well within bombing distance of that one last airbase in Germany?


..... the votes are in, and YUP, they gonna be next!
 
2013-04-19 09:18:28 PM
So subby and the Ambassador are saying we need to double czech our status updates?
 
2013-04-19 09:20:04 PM
a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com

Mark Rumsfield: Klopek, is that Slavic?
Reuben: NO.
Mark Rumsfield: 'Bout a nine on the tension scale there, Reub.
 
2013-04-19 09:22:13 PM
ts3.mm.bing.net

They still look suspicious to me!
 
2013-04-19 09:24:08 PM
"Prague (disambiguation)

Prague may also refer to:

Prague, Nebraska
Prague, Oklahoma
New Prague, Minnesota
Praha, Texas"

Any takers?
 
2013-04-19 09:24:14 PM
As many I was deeply shocked by the tragedy that occurred in Boston earlier this month. It was a stark reminder of the fact that any of us could be a victim of senseless violence anywhere at any moment.

As more information on the origin of the alleged perpetrators is coming to light, I am concerned to note in the social media a most unfortunate misunderstanding in this respect. The Czech Republic and Chechnya are two very different entities - the Czech Republic is a Central European country; Chechnya is a part of the Russian Federation.

As the President of the Czech Republic Miloš Zeman noted in his message to President Obama, the Czech Republic is an active and reliable partner of the United States in the fight against terrorism. We are determined to stand side by side with our allies in this respect, there is no doubt about that.


Please don't bomb us.

Petr Gandalovič
Ambassador of the Czech Republic


FTFY Petr
 
2013-04-19 09:24:18 PM
Who gives a shiat? Chechnya is full of terrorists, Czech Republic jails musicians for the acts of security. They can both go eat a dick.
 
2013-04-19 09:25:08 PM
And Coachella isn't a blended variety of cheese? Damn.
 
2013-04-19 09:32:51 PM
Also not from Chechnya:
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-19 09:35:25 PM
ritakeller.com

Czech brothers

media.culturemap.com

Chechen brothers
 
2013-04-19 09:36:04 PM

LordOfThePings: And Coachella isn't a blended variety of cheese? Damn.


I looked for payola oil in the baking aisle, man, was I embarrassed!
 
2013-04-19 09:38:20 PM

UsikFark: LordOfThePings: And Coachella isn't a blended variety of cheese? Damn.

I looked for payola oil in the baking aisle, man, was I embarrassed!


School supplies, Aisle 10
 
2013-04-19 09:42:29 PM

mactobain: In other news the Kolashes at the Czech stop in West, TX are delicious.


Where is West, TX?
 
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