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(WWSB ABC 7)   How not to pick up 14-year-old girls at the beach: floating on your back in the water with your shorts around your ankles. Especially if you're a 69-year-old man   (mysuncoast.com) divider line 35
    More: Florida, Illinois, teenage girls, ankles, Sarasota County, beaches, Tom Petcher  
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7523 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Apr 2013 at 8:24 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-04-19 07:22:58 PM  
SIESTA KEY?  I"VE BEEN THERE

OMGGG
 
2013-04-19 08:26:17 PM  
Dad???
 
2013-04-19 08:27:38 PM  
Hey, baby, you wanna see my Harry Potter?
 
2013-04-19 08:29:03 PM  
Center mast, seems a little crooked and very small.  Not 'see' worthy.
 
2013-04-19 08:29:50 PM  
60% of the time, it works every time. This wasn't one of those times.
 
2013-04-19 08:40:01 PM  
Up periscope!
 
2013-04-19 08:40:55 PM  
Well, clearly that's what I've been doing wrong all this time...
 
2013-04-19 08:49:54 PM  
Ugh. Dad....
 
2013-04-19 08:49:57 PM  
i35.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-19 08:55:37 PM  

antron: [i35.tinypic.com image 800x600]


pedo wins!
with BABILITY!!
 
2013-04-19 08:58:36 PM  
Ah, I love it when my hometown shows up on fark. I've plans to hit Siesta up in the morning. Great beach, but there's a certain number of creeps hanging around. I've definitely encountered people like this firsthand there, old guys with wrinkly tans and creepy leering gazes.
 
2013-04-19 09:00:52 PM  
Crosses that one off the list.
 
2013-04-19 09:05:23 PM  
Tried to  grab girls' legs with his buttocks?  What yoga school does he attend?
 
2013-04-19 09:21:25 PM  
s10.postimg.org
 
2013-04-19 09:33:31 PM  
Are you sure he wasn't just trolling for queers?
 
2013-04-19 09:36:56 PM  
It's a great day for bananafish.

/obscure?
 
2013-04-19 09:38:41 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: Tried to  grab girls' legs with his buttocks?  What yoga school does he attend?


I just typed this with my buttocks.
 
2013-04-19 09:42:08 PM  
Best beach in the US -- I'll be there 3 weeks from tomorrow.
(I'll try to keep it in my swimsuit -- yeesh)
 
2013-04-19 09:49:23 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-19 09:50:31 PM  
Just too eewwww.
 
2013-04-19 10:26:19 PM  
Trouser Trout?
 
2013-04-19 10:30:23 PM  
Should have gone Old School

img.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-19 10:36:50 PM  
I stopped trying to pick up 14 year old girls 38 years ago.

/52
 
2013-04-19 10:55:47 PM  
Fark... There goes any hopes for my retirement.
 
2013-04-19 10:57:01 PM  
 
2013-04-19 11:07:32 PM  

Jclark666: It's a great day for bananafish.

/obscure?


It was a perfect day according to Seymour Glass.  Not sure about the sick old bastard in Florida.
 
2013-04-19 11:20:34 PM  
Somewhere someone thinks this is natural and ok to do because that's the way humans are programmed.

Wait, no, sorry. This is an old man and a young girl. This is disgusting and contrary to decency and all the moral laws of civilization.
 
2013-04-20 12:09:20 AM  
I'm sure I speak for  us all most of us when I say "eewww".
 
2013-04-20 12:25:33 AM  
Was it this guy?
i36.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-20 12:56:50 AM  

farkinglizardking: Ah, I love it when my hometown shows up on fark. I've plans to hit Siesta up in the morning. Great beach, but there's a certain number of creeps hanging around. I've definitely encountered people like this firsthand there, old guys with wrinkly tans and creepy leering gazes.

 
2013-04-20 01:10:34 AM  
Damn, photo of siesta Key beach didn't come thru
 
2013-04-20 01:16:18 AM  
What do you mean, "How not to..."? How else are they supposed to hold on?
 
2013-04-20 07:18:41 AM  

natmar_76: Wait, no, sorry. This is an old man and a young girl. This is disgusting and contrary to decency and all the moral laws of civilization.


Right.  If it was a 16-year-old boy who was picking up girls by floating around with his shorts down, it's totally A-OK.

You know how you get a 69-year-old man doing really creepy things at the beach?  When no one gets the same creepy guy to stop doing it at 16.
 
2013-04-20 08:12:13 AM  
Ugh, from Illinois...a farking snowbird. Its hard enough for the residents of FL to score the 14 year olds...last thing we need is the snowbirds crashing our action.

/huh, what? chair...yeah...ok...
 
2013-04-20 10:26:28 AM  
He continued this activity for at least 15 minutes, swimming toward the girls every time they tried to get away.

In his defense, his dick was like a huge magnet, pulling him toward the girls against his will. That happens a lot.
 
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