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(KOCO Oklahoma City)   She can take the house, kids, and half my money, but biatch betta not take my porno   (koco.com) divider line 42
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2013-04-19 08:49:56 PM  
seems reasonable
 
2013-04-19 08:50:09 PM  
Because porn is so very difficult to find. For free. Everywhere. You dumbass.
 
2013-04-19 08:51:19 PM  
OR the meth
 
2013-04-19 08:54:27 PM  
Is there a scanner link for this thread?
 
2013-04-19 08:58:40 PM  
Nick Nostril: Because porn is so very difficult to find. For free. Everywhere.

The good stuff takes time to find. You don't just get rid of that stuff.
 
2013-04-19 09:01:13 PM  

lordargent: Nick Nostril: Because porn is so very difficult to find. For free. Everywhere.

The good stuff takes time to find. You don't just get rid of that stuff.


the article never mentioned if the discs were burnt or bought. if burnt, that could be thousands of "man hours"
 
2013-04-19 09:03:03 PM  

lordargent: Nick Nostril: Because porn is so very difficult to find. For free. Everywhere.

The good stuff takes time to find. You don't just get rid of that stuff.


I think I used to work with you!  lulz.
 
2013-04-19 09:08:41 PM  
Biatch better not take my fish either!
 
2013-04-19 09:12:16 PM  
He is mad enough to have  a heart attack , but is safe from  a stroke...
 
2013-04-19 09:14:05 PM  
she should get her shiat nothing more nothing less we should make divorced far less painful
 
2013-04-19 09:16:50 PM  
media1.keepbusy.net

biatch betta not take my porno...
 
2013-04-19 09:28:57 PM  
needs hero tag
 
2013-04-19 09:30:12 PM  
Nick Nostril : I think I used to work with you! lulz.

In the young days of the WWW, I ran servers on IRC, and wrote perl scripts to automatically grab stuff from usenet and web sites.

// quality over quantity
 
2013-04-19 09:32:44 PM  
Wow. Death threats? I wonder if that personality trait that led to those might have had something to do with the divorce. Alas, good news, ladies. He's still single!

Although, one shouldn't mess with another's porn. That's pretty universal, right? Granted, if it's having a huge negative impact on the relationship, that's something that obviously needs to be addressed, but, on the other hand, if you're wondering why he's looking at porn while you're not even making an attempt to meet his needs, then Lord1 help ya.

1Baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger, just lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors.
 
2013-04-19 09:34:10 PM  
substitute dog for porn and I'd understand it.
 
2013-04-19 09:43:11 PM  
three compound words..
off-site harddrive backup
 
2013-04-19 10:09:54 PM  

lordargent: Nick Nostril : I think I used to work with you! lulz.

In the young days of the WWW, I ran servers on IRC, and wrote perl scripts to automatically grab stuff from usenet and web sites.

// quality over quantity


Don't forget usenet crawlers.
Then again, it's probably better to forget about those after so much god damn child pornography being posted in every farking group. I learned that lesson pretty fast.
 
2013-04-19 10:10:45 PM  

God-is-a-Taco: l
Don't forget usenet crawlers.



Oh, and now I see you mentioned usenet crawling.
Damn you, short-term memory.
 
2013-04-19 10:12:48 PM  
What is that big shiny spot between his eyebrows? Was he looking down the last time and forgot to wipe it off?
 
2013-04-19 10:15:18 PM  

Hillbilly Jim: substitute dog for porn and I'd understand it.


i70.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-19 10:25:58 PM  
Was there actually anything about divorce in TFA, or did I miss it?

Also, did FTA say anything about the porn being the cause of the assault, or did the author just pick the most embarrassing thing out of the police report?

The guy could just be a control freak and didn't like her staying at the motel.
 
2013-04-19 10:26:11 PM  

KiwDaWabbit: Hillbilly Jim: substitute dog for porn and I'd understand it.

[i70.photobucket.com image 499x374]


WINNAR!!

4 discs?  I wouldn't even notice the amount of pron missing that would fit on four discs, especially since 1080p.

discs?!
 
2013-04-19 10:45:19 PM  
Normally I don't look kindly upon dudes who treat chicks badly but this is a bit of an extreme situation.  You don't just go take a mans porn.  Wtf is this world coming to?
 
2013-04-19 10:51:49 PM  

Ima4nic8or: Normally I don't look kindly upon dudes who treat chicks badly but this is a bit of an extreme situation.  You don't just go take a mans porn.  Wtf is this world coming to?


For some reason, there is a mindset some women get into where porn = THE WORST THING EVAR. Personally I don't understand it. It's images on a screen or paper or whatever. It's literally the farthest thing away from cheating, because the people in the video/pictures will never know you or you them. At worst it's like voyeurism.

I talked to a woman who joined my guild when she was having troubles with her husband, and she was all hung up on him even owning Maxim magazines. I really tried to support her but past a certain point I was like 'lady, you're nuts...'
 
2013-04-19 11:01:13 PM  
Take my porn? Thats a beating.
 
2013-04-19 11:08:37 PM  
I vote innocent!
 
2013-04-19 11:15:36 PM  
Who the fark watches the same porn video more than once!   Find something to get you off, bookmark it and jack it when you are in the mood.   Then delete the bookmark and find something new.   There's a reason why men get bored plowing the same dead fish of a wife once a month.
 
2013-04-19 11:18:36 PM  

laid back w/bud light: Who the fark watches the same porn video more than once!   Find something to get you off, bookmark it and jack it when you are in the mood.   Then delete the bookmark and find something new.   There's a reason why men get bored plowing the same dead fish of a wife once a month.


0/10
 
2013-04-19 11:21:13 PM  
how fat is your wife?
 
2013-04-19 11:31:24 PM  

lordargent: Nick Nostril: Because porn is so very difficult to find. For free. Everywhere.

The good stuff takes time to find. You don't just get rid of that stuff.


The Internet never fails to deliver, but you gotta have at least one DVD or magazine for "emergencies."
 
2013-04-19 11:47:19 PM  
You have to know what is important!
 
2013-04-20 12:13:42 AM  
thought one
    theres porn of a type on those disks that he really doesnt want to share.

thought two
    what was she thinking when she hooked up with him in the first place
 
2013-04-20 12:16:29 AM  

lordargent: Nick Nostril: Because porn is so very difficult to find. For free. Everywhere.

The good stuff takes time to find. You don't just get rid of that stuff.


You do when the police knock at your door.
 
2013-04-20 12:26:47 AM  
since there was nothing in the article to collaborate that she had actually been threatened i'm calling BS.

Kissner simulated firing a gun at her with his hand, according to investigators. Police arrested him at his home.


and they knew this because -- oh yeah she said so.
 
2013-04-20 01:36:12 AM  

lordargent: Nick Nostril: Because porn is so very difficult to find. For free. Everywhere.

The good stuff takes time to find. You don't just get rid of that stuff.


What exactly makes a porn 'good' enough to the point that it causes someone to covet it as if it were some rare artifact?  Sure some actors are better looking than others, but for the most part it's all the same.  Same sequences, positions, scripts...

I guess what I'm getting at here is are we talking about some weird fetish for something that isn't readily available with a decent search engine and a free hand?  Enlighten me.  I'm pretty jaded when it comes to porn.
 
2013-04-20 01:56:48 AM  

The Ghost of Tom Ace: lordargent: Nick Nostril: Because porn is so very difficult to find. For free. Everywhere.

The good stuff takes time to find. You don't just get rid of that stuff.

What exactly makes a porn 'good' enough to the point that it causes someone to covet it as if it were some rare artifact?  Sure some actors are better looking than others, but for the most part it's all the same.  Same sequences, positions, scripts...

I guess what I'm getting at here is are we talking about some weird fetish for something that isn't readily available with a decent search engine and a free hand?  Enlighten me.  I'm pretty jaded when it comes to porn.


child porn
extreme bdsm
snuff films (real or not) (ive seen it claimed that no certified case of real snuff film exists )

just guessing that in some way its an embaressment to the owner
 
2013-04-20 02:41:35 AM  
The Ghost of Tom Ace: What exactly makes a porn 'good' enough to the point that it causes someone to covet it as if it were some rare artifact?

Like I said, quality.

You want to get far enough up the chain of custody, before people reduce the sizes of images/movies, jack up the quality of the audio, slice and dice up image sets and slap their watermarks over everything.
 
2013-04-20 04:45:43 AM  
He won't ever be able to pass a finger pistol background check now!  Good jerb lady!

pewpewpew.net
 
2013-04-20 06:29:30 AM  
Who the hell buys porn on DVD?
 
2013-04-20 07:07:29 AM  

snailbarf: lordargent: Nick Nostril: Because porn is so very difficult to find. For free. Everywhere.

The good stuff takes time to find. You don't just get rid of that stuff.

the article never mentioned if the discs were burnt or bought. if burnt, that could be thousands of "man hours"


So he put in thousands of hours of effort, she did nothing, and still thinks she should get half? Sounds pretty normal.
 
2013-04-20 08:30:02 AM  
My God, this is a crime against humanity!!!  Having your porn messed with is equivalent to being raped and murdered by a zombie Hitler.
 
2013-04-20 10:24:00 AM  
He is the living personification of suave and debonair in the 21st century.
 
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