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(AXS.tv)   Friday Night MMA: As an appetizer for tomorrow's UFC fights, it's XFC 23; Louisville Slugfest, featuring Shamar Bailey vs Luis Santos. Main card starts at 9 PM ET on AXS TV   (axs.tv) divider line 82
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2013-04-19 03:28:01 PM
Not much in the way of MMA tonight, but XFC is usually good for a regional show.

www.tapology.com
 
2013-04-19 04:46:08 PM
www.tapology.com
 
2013-04-19 05:27:33 PM
www.tapology.com
 
2013-04-19 05:48:10 PM
1) Everybody post your Tapology predictions (let's see fWc steal THIS)
2) Complain the headline left out start times for the prelims
3) Counter complaining about the 250 character limit and having 3 different start times on 3 channels
4) RING GIRLS
5) Multiple people asking for a stream
6) Hey what happened to my comments ?
7) Old MMA vs new MMA snobbery
8) I could totally beat both these guys
9) BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
10) ARMS FOR THE ARMOIRE
11) My predictions all suck
12) My predictions are dead on
13) It's only ghey if you make eye contact.jpeg
14) RING GIRLS
15) This guy needs to move up to the bigger shows
16) There is a reason this guy is in the minors.
17) NUTSHOT (or the female equivalent) COONT POONT
18) Slow mo replay of nutshot from 4 different camera angles
19) OMAPLATA!
20) Superman punch!
21) Presser is LIVE!!!
22) HOLY SHIAT!
23) SOMEONE MAKE A .gif OF THAT
24) The biggest fight of _____'s career
25) What the fark kind of walkout music is THAT ?
26) The prelim fights were all better than the main card
27) The presser was more exciting than the main card
28) That fight in the stands was more exiting than the main card
29) Dana drops the F-bomb. Drink. (fFc is not responsible for acute cirrhosis)
30) SPINNING BACKFIST
31) SPINNING BACKFAIL
32) What the fark fight are the judges watching ?
33) Ceceil Peoples is the devil
34) That fight was stopped too soon
35) That fight should have been stopped sooner
36) EYE SCREAM
37) Hork inducing replays of torture pr0n-esque attempted eye removal
38) Boob kick
 
2013-04-19 06:35:32 PM
www.tapology.com
 
2013-04-19 07:26:24 PM
Watching the UFC weigh-ins right now.  The main card is going to be sick.  Can't wait for tomorrow
 
2013-04-19 07:31:12 PM
Mir outweighed Cormier by 22 lbs.  257 to 235
 
2013-04-19 08:56:01 PM
Got home just in time for the main card.
 
2013-04-19 08:58:49 PM

Klippoklondike: Mir outweighed Cormier by 22 lbs.  257 to 235


Cormier on his way to 205 already.
 
2013-04-19 09:06:03 PM

the biggest redneck here: Klippoklondike: Mir outweighed Cormier by 22 lbs.  257 to 235

Cormier on his way to 205 already.


Yeah, he looked much smaller.  But damn, he is a stocky guy.  Mir was big but he looked to be in really good shape.
 
2013-04-19 09:10:33 PM
Now that's a funny tattoo.
 
2013-04-19 09:13:31 PM
That was fast.
 
2013-04-19 09:13:32 PM
That was quick
 
2013-04-19 09:15:43 PM
Well, my picks suck already.
 
2013-04-19 09:16:40 PM

psychicdeath99: Well, my picks suck already.


These smaller cards are always hard.  I guessed on all but the main event.
 
2013-04-19 09:17:44 PM

Klippoklondike: psychicdeath99: Well, my picks suck already.

These smaller cards are always hard.  I guessed on all but the main event.


Pretty much. Prelims especially not much to go on.
 
2013-04-19 09:21:34 PM
Just sat down with dinner.
 
2013-04-19 09:21:45 PM
Damn. That's farked up.
 
2013-04-19 09:23:32 PM
Throat punch industries? lulz
 
2013-04-19 09:25:34 PM
Barroom brawl.
 
2013-04-19 09:29:45 PM
10-9 Gallegos
 
2013-04-19 09:32:56 PM
Good night Irene
 
2013-04-19 09:33:11 PM
Boom
 
2013-04-19 09:37:36 PM
Homeopathic: useless water
 
2013-04-19 09:39:02 PM
Busy cooking for a crowd, but have the fights on. I might have to outdo Dolce, and write my "healthy cooking for weight cutting" cookbook. Yum!
 
2013-04-19 09:43:17 PM
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
 
2013-04-19 09:44:45 PM

psychicdeath99: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!


LOL. The mat looks like my tent tarp.

Easy cleanup?
 
2013-04-19 09:46:31 PM
OMOPLATA!
 
2013-04-19 09:47:29 PM
Close. I'll say 10-9 Diell
 
2013-04-19 09:48:07 PM
Mmmmmmm... Felice.
 
2013-04-19 09:48:58 PM
Tap tap tap
 
2013-04-19 09:49:40 PM
Shut that screaming wench up!
 
2013-04-19 09:50:44 PM

violentsalvation: Shut that screaming wench up!


She's hot, I can take care of her if you want
 
2013-04-19 09:51:03 PM

violentsalvation: Shut that screaming wench up!


I wouldn't mind Felice screaming in the right circumstances.
 
2013-04-19 09:52:53 PM
Just so's you know's, if you are a musician playing a signed whatever, or a "signature series" whatever, rethink your career...
 
2013-04-19 09:57:40 PM

Klippoklondike: violentsalvation: Shut that screaming wench up!

She's hot, I can take care of her if you want


psychicdeath99: I wouldn't mind Felice screaming in the right circumstances.


Felice Navidad!
 
2013-04-19 09:58:42 PM
Shortest fighter I've ever seen.
 
2013-04-19 10:01:43 PM
Nice slam
 
2013-04-19 10:05:11 PM
10-9 Van Buren
 
2013-04-19 10:09:07 PM
Cool. Caught that farker.
 
2013-04-19 10:10:50 PM

psychicdeath99: Shortest fighter I've ever seen.


Dude at my gym is 5' 3". Freakishly long arms for his height. Fighting for the first time in Great Falls in a bit. Helluva nice guy for being so young, small, and putting up with shiat he whole (young) life.
 
2013-04-19 10:11:15 PM
10-9 Eggink. 19-19
 
2013-04-19 10:12:53 PM
Seriously. 4 foot nothing?!?!
 
2013-04-19 10:13:57 PM

mediablitz: Seriously. 4 foot nothing?!?!


4' 11"
 
2013-04-19 10:17:25 PM
10-9 Eggink. 29-28 Eggink.
 
2013-04-19 10:17:26 PM
Looks like Eggink 29-28
 
2013-04-19 10:18:27 PM
Cool. Long Dana White interview.
 
2013-04-19 10:28:19 PM
Carlton has lost weight since The Fresh Prince days.
 
2013-04-19 10:30:12 PM
If your sleeves are that short you shouldn't be wearing sleeves
 
2013-04-19 10:31:24 PM
I've been wanting to see the Korean Zombie fight again, it will be over a year from his last fight to the expected fight in June.
 
2013-04-19 10:33:51 PM
Nap is over.

How many more fights we got?
 
2013-04-19 10:34:26 PM

libranoelrose: Nap is over.

How many more fights we got?


One more after this one
 
2013-04-19 10:34:43 PM
10-9 Underwood.
 
2013-04-19 10:37:11 PM
Alfonso busted up Underwood's nose
 
2013-04-19 10:40:12 PM
/thread jack

You guys might get a kick out of me outing a guy pretending to be a submariner with "medals" on another site.

He claimed to be on a 688 (LA Class) boat that went up "under the cap" and broke through. This was after a recent picture showing a boat breaking ice.

I, having been on the Indy, a 688 boat (697), was surprised. The 688 class boats couldn't break through ice like 637's before them. Why? Because you can't go all in on the Fairwater planes. 637's can. This is common knowledge.

Dude then tried to talk sonar, and how I was wrong. I was a sonar tech, and sonar sup. The backpedaling, followed by disappearance,  was nearly "Marine Core" quality.
 
2013-04-19 10:40:21 PM

Klippoklondike: libranoelrose: Nap is over.

How many more fights we got?

One more after this one


Wow, I didn't realize I was out that long.
 
2013-04-19 10:41:10 PM

mediablitz: /thread jack

You guys might get a kick out of me outing a guy pretending to be a submariner with "medals" on another site.

He claimed to be on a 688 (LA Class) boat that went up "under the cap" and broke through. This was after a recent picture showing a boat breaking ice.

I, having been on the Indy, a 688 boat (697), was surprised. The 688 class boats couldn't break through ice like 637's before them. Why? Because you can't go all in on the Fairwater planes. 637's can. This is common knowledge.

Dude then tried to talk sonar, and how I was wrong. I was a sonar tech, and sonar sup. The backpedaling, followed by disappearance,  was nearly "Marine Core" quality.


What kind of medals do YOU have??

/jk
 
2013-04-19 10:41:29 PM
Underwood takes the round at the end, 10-9. 20-18.
 
2013-04-19 10:42:06 PM
WTF was that kick?
 
2013-04-19 10:42:59 PM

libranoelrose: mediablitz: /thread jack

You guys might get a kick out of me outing a guy pretending to be a submariner with "medals" on another site.

He claimed to be on a 688 (LA Class) boat that went up "under the cap" and broke through. This was after a recent picture showing a boat breaking ice.

I, having been on the Indy, a 688 boat (697), was surprised. The 688 class boats couldn't break through ice like 637's before them. Why? Because you can't go all in on the Fairwater planes. 637's can. This is common knowledge.

Dude then tried to talk sonar, and how I was wrong. I was a sonar tech, and sonar sup. The backpedaling, followed by disappearance,  was nearly "Marine Core" quality.

What kind of medals do YOU have??

/jk


I have the Meritorious Napping Medal.
 
2013-04-19 10:43:29 PM

libranoelrose: What kind of medals do YOU have??

/jk


Don't make me tell you my "Humanitarian Award" medal story.

Funny shiat though...
 
2013-04-19 10:47:42 PM
This Underwood could win it.
 
2013-04-19 10:48:16 PM
10-9 Underwood. 30-27. Mostly controlled Carlton and stifled his offense.
 
2013-04-19 10:48:58 PM

libranoelrose: This Underwood could win it.


He's going to Carrie the day...
 
2013-04-19 10:51:34 PM

mediablitz: /thread jack

You guys might get a kick out of me outing a guy pretending to be a submariner with "medals" on another site.

He claimed to be on a 688 (LA Class) boat that went up "under the cap" and broke through. This was after a recent picture showing a boat breaking ice.

I, having been on the Indy, a 688 boat (697), was surprised. The 688 class boats couldn't break through ice like 637's before them. Why? Because you can't go all in on the Fairwater planes. 637's can. This is common knowledge.

Dude then tried to talk sonar, and how I was wrong. I was a sonar tech, and sonar sup. The backpedaling, followed by disappearance,  was nearly "Marine Core" quality.


I would go insane on a submarine.
 
2013-04-19 10:56:32 PM
Is this last one gonna be a finish?
 
2013-04-19 11:03:09 PM
Hey, y'all. I just showed up. Didn't make picks because I don't know these fighters. And can't watch it either. So, umm, guess I actually have nothing useful to add. As if I ever do.

So, uh, ... hi?
 
2013-04-19 11:04:05 PM

libranoelrose: Is this last one gonna be a finish?


Yes.
 
2013-04-19 11:04:49 PM
GOOD NITE IRENE
 
2013-04-19 11:04:59 PM
Golly that was onesided
 
2013-04-19 11:05:01 PM
That was one-sided.
 
2013-04-19 11:05:02 PM
Holy fark what an asswhoooping.
 
2013-04-19 11:05:32 PM
What the hell was bleeding so much?
 
2013-04-19 11:06:09 PM
Ah, I see now.
 
2013-04-19 11:06:24 PM
Bailey must have owed the ref money, as long as he let him get beat on.
 
2013-04-19 11:11:34 PM
Rewound and rewatched that. Damn that cut was deep.
 
2013-04-19 11:17:43 PM

Hamilstan: Hey, y'all. I just showed up. Didn't make picks because I don't know these fighters. And can't watch it either. So, umm, guess I actually have nothing useful to add. As if I ever do.

So, uh, ... hi?


Howdy.

See you all tomorrow then.
 
2013-04-19 11:27:06 PM
Well that was fun.

What now?
 
2013-04-19 11:36:26 PM

libranoelrose: Well that was fun.

What now?


Not much. Still some boxing on ESPN2 at the moment.
 
2013-04-19 11:37:22 PM
And the guy who just got KTFO is still laid out.
 
2013-04-19 11:48:33 PM
Hmmm.. Carl "The Truth" Williams died of cancer.
 
2013-04-20 01:39:20 AM

violentsalvation: I would go insane on a submarine.


Yeah. I got that from you months ago.

No shame it that.

/likely insane
 
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