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(News.com.au)   India's 'Disneyland' set to open, now hiring caste members   (news.com.au) divider line 70
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2013-04-19 03:13:24 PM
Not actually a Disney park, may still have plenty of mice.

/Also unlikely to have a Bengal Barbecue, at least the beef parts
 
2013-04-19 03:20:29 PM
+1 - I kindly did the needful.
 
2013-04-19 03:47:11 PM
Well played submitter.
 
2013-04-19 03:54:58 PM
that joke was untouchable!
 
2013-04-19 03:57:16 PM
>"It was our vision to create an entertainment theme park of international standards in India," said Manmohan Shetty, whose firm Adlabs Entertainment Ltd set up the complex.


 <insert Ganges joke here>
 
2013-04-19 03:57:28 PM

FlashHarry: that joke was untouchable!


Not if you're smoking the Ganges.
 
2013-04-19 04:08:15 PM
Nice headline. Would lol again.
 
2013-04-19 04:27:09 PM
Attractions include a "Wrath of the Gods'' show, in which Hindu deities furious with humans "cause the ultimate destruction" amid temple ruins.

Now, that sounds pretty cool to me as a non Hindu.  But wouldn't that be like a Christian going to a Christian themed park and having to endure the plagues of Egypt?

"Now Open:  The Trials of Job!"
 
2013-04-19 04:28:48 PM
Subby, step up and take a bow.  That headline is a thing of beauty.
 
2013-04-19 04:44:23 PM
I loved at the headline. It will curry favor with the masses.
 
2013-04-19 04:47:35 PM
Not coolie subs, not coolie at all.
 
2013-04-19 05:11:26 PM

xxmedium: >"It was our vision to create an entertainment theme park of international standards in India," said Manmohan Shetty, whose firm Adlabs Entertainment Ltd set up the complex.


 <insert Ganges joke here>


"Stay away from Splash Mountain!"
 
2013-04-19 05:13:56 PM
Definite HOTY potential here.  Well done, subby.
 
2013-04-19 05:27:59 PM

Buzzerguy: Not actually a Disney park, may still have plenty of mice.

/Also unlikely to have a Bengal Barbecue, at least the beef parts


Probably why the headline was written 'Disneyland' as opposed to simply Disneyland...
 
2013-04-19 05:28:22 PM

Winterlight: Definite HOTY potential here.  Well done, subby.


i second this.
 
2013-04-19 05:30:29 PM
Will the theme music include "Benny Lava"?


/hilarious
 
2013-04-19 05:30:32 PM

Diogenes: Attractions include a "Wrath of the Gods'' show, in which Hindu deities furious with humans "cause the ultimate destruction" amid temple ruins.

Now, that sounds pretty cool to me as a non Hindu.  But wouldn't that be like a Christian going to a Christian themed park and having to endure the plagues of Egypt?

"Now Open:  The Trials of Job!"


Nah, more like a Christian going to a Christian theme park and watching Moses defeat the Pharaoh.
 
2013-04-19 05:32:40 PM
You're a a-hole subby
/Would LOL again
 
2013-04-19 05:35:01 PM
"Please to keep your hands inside the karma at all times."
 
2013-04-19 06:01:45 PM
OK, that headline made me laugh! Well done.
 
2013-04-19 06:05:45 PM
That's a perfect headline.  Subtle, but once you see it, it takes over your brain.

Will there be a call center ride?
 
2013-04-19 06:06:26 PM
I moaned so loud my husband and son came running. When I read it to them, they moaned and we all cracked up. Thanks!
 
2013-04-19 06:07:09 PM
Thank you come again.

*ducks!*
 
2013-04-19 06:07:57 PM
I wonder who handles their technical support?
 
2013-04-19 06:08:23 PM
"Hello, welcome to Disney Place. I am being Mickey the Mouse. Allow me to welcome you to our realm and write non-sensical code and not document it."
 
2013-04-19 06:08:31 PM
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2013-04-19 06:12:26 PM
Just watch out for dead bodies in the wave pool. Also urine. Also poo sticks.


Also dead cows.
 
2013-04-19 06:19:08 PM

Mugato: "Hello, welcome to Disney Place. I am being Mickey the Mouse. Allow me to welcome you to our realm and write non-sensical code and not document it."


Bad coding isn't limited to Indians. I have seen American's who couldn't find their way onto sql plus from an open command line. And don't even get me started on their unix skills.
 
2013-04-19 06:20:33 PM

jigger: Just watch out for dead bodies in the wave pool. Also urine. Also poo sticks.



Even India isn't New york city man.
 
2013-04-19 06:20:41 PM
Good one .Eight hand clap from Vishnu...probably wrong diety, but you get my drift.
 
2013-04-19 06:21:19 PM
I needed that laugh.
 
2013-04-19 06:24:18 PM
Will they be serving Shetty Balls?
 
2013-04-19 06:25:15 PM
i maded a lol
 
2013-04-19 06:26:23 PM
Heh, I'd shake your hand subby, fur that was clever, but you are impure

/can't touch this
 
2013-04-19 06:26:59 PM
+1, Subby!
 
2013-04-19 06:28:24 PM
Great headline. My understanding is the staff will break in musical numbers every seven minutes.

/so just like the real Disney World.
 
2013-04-19 06:29:25 PM
Well done, Subby.

Please let me know if any.
 
2013-04-19 06:29:57 PM
Nice subby.
 
2013-04-19 06:31:41 PM
India however is yet to attract major global theme park operators to its shores, in part because of concerns over infrastructure and spending power.

That's a polite economist's way of saying "they're poor as shiat."
 
2013-04-19 06:33:39 PM
Heh, that's funny. Because caste is a pun on cast. They have a caste system see.
 
2013-04-19 06:58:22 PM
I sutee what you did there, subby.
 
2013-04-19 06:58:23 PM
In what theme land will one find the Rape Ride?

/too soon?
 
2013-04-19 07:00:12 PM
I vishnu hadn't made me laugh like that.
 
2013-04-19 07:02:22 PM

FlashHarry: Winterlight: Definite HOTY potential here.  Well done, subby.

i second this.


Third.
 
2013-04-19 07:06:18 PM
Ha!  But only if they break a legge first.
 
2013-04-19 07:10:01 PM

FrancoFile: That's a perfect headline.  Subtle, but once you see it, it takes over your brain.

Will there be a call center ride?



Desk jockey hockey???
 
2013-04-19 07:10:34 PM

FlashHarry: that joke was untouchable!


the delivery was sikh as well
 
2013-04-19 07:12:13 PM
That was a clever pun jab! :)
 
2013-04-19 07:17:24 PM
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Thuggee Guard is not amused.
 
2013-04-19 07:18:19 PM

FARK rebel soldier: India however is yet to attract major global theme park operators to its shores, in part because of concerns over infrastructure and spending power.

That's a polite economist's way of saying "they're poor as shiat."



So you're saying the advertising department will have to caste a wide net?  Vishnu's gonna have to reach out and touch everyone?  You think the locals will have to dig for chimp change???
 
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