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(Time)   Updated mid-afternoon discussion thread on the Boston Marathon bombers and the law enforcement manhunt (Link goes to live feed of breaking developments)   (newsfeed.time.com) divider line 1684
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2013-04-19 03:27:04 PM  
Open Mic is back!
 
2013-04-19 03:27:07 PM  
Open mic.  DRINK!
 
2013-04-19 03:27:09 PM  
"It's loaded. It's loaded. The srs from Cadilac."
 
2013-04-19 03:27:11 PM  
Christopher Walsh, fix your mike!!!!
 
2013-04-19 03:27:12 PM  

msupf: Wow, and I thought my Sgt. Fury post would lighten the mood, instead ignored.


Not the same as twelve hours ago... the magic is gone.
 
2013-04-19 03:27:26 PM  

Urine The Money:


I see where he developed his fascination with bombs
 
2013-04-19 03:27:28 PM  

rufus-t-firefly: Either the worst transcript ever, or there are Iraqis and Hutus involved.

http://abcnews.go.com/WNN/video/gun-battle-leaves-boston-marathon-bo mb ing-suspect-dead-18995409


Continue our breaking news this morning a wild scene coming out of the Boston area specifically. Watertown. Where a suspect is dead the manhunt for a second suspect continues.

And this. According to local police is connected to the Boston Marathon bombings we are getting some confirmation of that we want to go right -- our correspondent Brian Ross has been on the scene throughout the and the morning without collecting as much information as possible Brian thank you for joining us once again what's the very latest. The very latest is a terrorist is at large that's how the police here -- view it.

He is the man who was identified yesterday by the FBI -- suspect number two in the marathon bombings. He and his partner suspect number 1 began the evening apparently -- an attempted stick up -- a 7-Eleven. Store in Cambridge.

They then went on to MIT where they got enough gun battle with the MIT police and killed an Iraqi police officer. That led to -- wild chased by car. From Cambridge into neighboring Watertown.

More gunfire here at that point that suspect number warm. But by the FBI. -- shot the suspect the Hutus fled to at this point.

I suspect number two is that large they believe he is dangerous and -- -- Residents of this town had been told to stay inside. Do not answer the door for anybody. Other than someone who -- identified as a police officer.

The people along the -- of the chase described the gunfire and bombs going off into the night. Grenades being thrown at -- suspect number two remains at large is a huge police presence here that people looking for him. He's hiding under the cover of darkness.

The sun comes up and about a dollar -- probably -- the -- But at the moment remains -- very tense situation here with a man who would they believe -- murder -- will Kate. Clearly Brian had ...


shiat. This sounds like the FBI was ahead of the game for once, sounds like the marathon bombing was just a part in a bigger attack.
 
2013-04-19 03:27:37 PM  
Anonymous @YourAnonNews 5s

"We've got him on the ground, we need a tac team to approach him." Tac team being requested for someone on the ground. #Boston via #Scanner
 
2013-04-19 03:27:40 PM  

darth_badger: "It's loaded. It's loaded. The srs from Cadilac."


depends on how it was optioned  :D
 
2013-04-19 03:27:43 PM  

lunchinlewis: Coco LaFemme: It's incredibly surreal to see photos of armored vehicles rolling down the street, gunner perched at the machine gun on top.

I had to go to WRAMC quite a bit after 9/11, had a HUMVEE with a guy leaning on a .50 on top at the gate all the time.  You get used to it.


Yep.  This is exactly the kind of thing civilians in this country should have to get used to.  That showing the terrorists that we won.
 
2013-04-19 03:27:43 PM  

styckx: How can these guys go door to door entering peoples homes at will and you're not allowed to refuse? People are basically locked in their homes.. It's martial law without being martial law


I don't think are just entering people's homes at will.

So far it's just a request to stay in your home.  There is no mandate.
 
2013-04-19 03:27:47 PM  
Why in the heck are people in Boston, and in the area in question, out walking around?  And in hoodies and/or with backpacks?
 
2013-04-19 03:27:47 PM  

inert: Robot roll call!


CAMBOT!
 
2013-04-19 03:27:55 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: FrancoFile: Really important question here:


Do we have a drinking game for this yet?

Take a shot for every 20 comments in the thread and a triple for every new thread that opens up.


i don't have that much booze at home
 
2013-04-19 03:28:10 PM  
WOULD YOU GUYS WATCH YOUR GODDAMN MICS!
 
2013-04-19 03:28:10 PM  

Blue_Blazer: Grobbley: Lollipop165: Grobbley: [i.imgur.com image 850x198]

Why do you keep on posting that?

styckx: Grobbley: [i.imgur.com image 850x198]

Stop posting this none sense.

People have a right to know.  Why do you hate the free spread of information so much?  Take it or leave it, but why bash it?  Why are you so threatened by it?

Information. Riiiight, cuz that's what you have been posting all night and day.

/eyeroll


Misinformation is a kind of information ;-)

/That conspiracy theory derp is ridiculous.
 
2013-04-19 03:28:17 PM  
Where a Hazel and Howe may be.


Joe Boyle, drink!
 
2013-04-19 03:28:17 PM  

TravelingRetard: Go ahead, get high on 4/20.  I dare you.[pbs.twimg.com image 850x638]


Pffffff

Those guys do not give a single shiat if you are getting high. They are on a real mission. You could stand naked in your window hitting a huge water pipe and they would just think "moarn" and walk right past you.
 
2013-04-19 03:28:17 PM  
WATCH YOUR MIC!
 
2013-04-19 03:28:18 PM  
Other classmates saw the kid going to the gym after the bombing?

"Dropped the bomb.  Have to be at the gym in 26 minutes."
 
2013-04-19 03:28:21 PM  
Dammit Joe, secure that shiat!
 
2013-04-19 03:28:22 PM  
DAMN IT JOE BOYLE, YOUR MIC IS ON
 
2013-04-19 03:28:25 PM  
Joe Boyle, watch your mic!!!!!
 
2013-04-19 03:28:28 PM  
Joe Boyle, paging Joe...Naw, let page MIC Hunt!
 
2013-04-19 03:28:28 PM  

Shaggy_C: Now they're sending in tanks!? Lulz. This is turning into the Daley Plaza scene from Blues Brothers.  "Hut hut hut hut hut".  He's a 19 year old with a pistol FFS.  We've got them by the thousands here in Chicago.


6-star wanted level achieved!
 
2013-04-19 03:28:29 PM  
C'mon Joe Boyle, get your head in the game!
 
2013-04-19 03:28:34 PM  

robohobo: Shyla: LeadFootSpiderMonkey: dead suspect picture

Oh yea, that makes things wayyyy easier...

[img803.imageshack.us image 640x426]


I'll just wait until it shows up somewhere else again.

http://i.imgur.com/0U0ozqt.jpg


Thanks. He looks a little pudgy to want to be an Olympic boxer. Guess he gave up on that dream and decided to make bombing a career instead.
 
2013-04-19 03:28:36 PM  
oh snap, called out by name for a open mike!
 
2013-04-19 03:28:36 PM  
I swear.. one more open mic...

COME ON JOE!
 
2013-04-19 03:28:48 PM  
Just read on WCVB live feed that they have military hell cops on the scene, shiat is getting real
 
2013-04-19 03:28:50 PM  
8637, WATCH YOUR MIC!  OFFICER JOE BOYLE WATCH YOUR MIC!
Batteries!!!
 
2013-04-19 03:28:51 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Boojum2k: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: drdstny: CygnusDarius: @JohnFugelsang 16m

Reminder - 45 Senators just voted to let Dzhokhar Tsarnaev buy weapons at gun shows w/no inconvenient background checks.

LAST TIME, people: Background checks are not permission, they are rejection.  Put another way: a background check would not stop an immigrant with a state-provided ID, but a law-abiding citizen named John Wilkes Booth would be told to wait 7 days while they look into it further.

There's nothing WRONG with a background check, but it's not magic, either.  It's still not enough to stop a first-time buyer with no criminal record who never reported the side-effects of a recent Cymbalta prescription.

According to the website spotcrime.com, Tamerlan was arrested for domestic violence in July 2009 after assaulting his girlfriend.

Okay, presuming it resulted in a conviction, that would probably prevent him from passing a background check. Now how about his brother?

His NINETEEN year old brother?


Age 18 for a long gun in Massachusetts.
 
2013-04-19 03:29:03 PM  

Mikey1969: Treygreen13: YoungSwedishBlonde: So someone needs to explain this to me.

With the entirety of the USA looking for you having bombed the Boston Marathon, why would you go knock off a 7/11?

Trying to obtain money with which to travel outside the area you're being looked for in?

They had the rest of the attack planned, but they didn't have $30 for a Greyhound ticket? I agree, this is stupid, as taught at the PhD level...


A guy who shot his fellow armoured car guards in Edmonton was caught trying to cross into the US in the truck they had put out an APB on. He didn't even have a passport. Never underestimate the stupidity of criminals.
 
2013-04-19 03:29:08 PM  
For shiat's sake, watch your goddamn mic!
 
2013-04-19 03:29:13 PM  

Shaggy_C: Now they're sending in tanks!? Lulz. This is turning into the Daley Plaza scene from Blues Brothers.  "Hut hut hut hut hut".  He's a 19 year old with a pistol FFS.  We've got them by the thousands here in Chicago.


And Detroit.

If these guys would've been, I dunno, connected to the drug cartels, what would've been the reaction of the US? I know Mexico's reaction would've been:

1.- "We are deeply sorry for what happened in Boston"
2.- "We are fighting our own war here in Mexico"
3.- "We will cooperate fully with the US government"
4.- The media would try to pin it on the US, using the 'they are the main drug consumers' and that they give guns to the cartels.

Me? I'd probably would've been posting from France at this point.
 
2013-04-19 03:29:18 PM  
Hoddie!!
 
2013-04-19 03:29:24 PM  

Tatsuma: Just read on WCVB live feed that they have military hell cops on the scene, shiat is getting real


hell cops?
 
2013-04-19 03:29:25 PM  
This kid is sitting at the bottom of the river.
 
2013-04-19 03:29:28 PM  

JusticeandIndependence: styckx: How can these guys go door to door entering peoples homes at will and you're not allowed to refuse? People are basically locked in their homes.. It's martial law without being martial law

I don't think are just entering people's homes at will.

So far it's just a request to stay in your home.  There is no mandate.


CNN said if these guys knock on your door and you're not home they have ways of entering

/i know, it's CNN
 
2013-04-19 03:29:28 PM  

T-Servo: msupf: Wow, and I thought my Sgt. Fury post would lighten the mood, instead ignored.

Not the same as twelve hours ago... the magic is gone.


someone was asking what is was about, so tried to go all heroic with it.

ah well.
 
2013-04-19 03:29:28 PM  

rufus-t-firefly: "Caucasus" is where we get the word "Caucasian."


I get it from the I-9 form when I start at a new place of employment. It's a much shorter walk...
 
2013-04-19 03:29:31 PM  
Regarding the "autopsy" photo... does anyone know what the toothpicks stuck in his chest are for?
 
2013-04-19 03:29:35 PM  
"We need 5 batteries...and if there are any of those burgers left?...."
 
2013-04-19 03:29:41 PM  
Joe! Open Mic Man!
 
2013-04-19 03:29:47 PM  

It's an American right of great freedom to sip a few cold ones, eat some 'za, and watch our country's finest track down traitorous filth.

- Karl Welzein (@DadBoner) April 19, 2013
 
2013-04-19 03:29:47 PM  
For those of us who have been out of the loop for a few hours, what's new?
 
2013-04-19 03:29:47 PM  
On a Russian social media site, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev identified his religion as Islam and his priorities as career and money.

So a muslim teabagger?
 
2013-04-19 03:29:48 PM  

Tatsuma: Just read on WCVB live feed that they have military hell cops on the scene, shiat is getting real


Military hell cops?  fark six starts, this guy's going for SEVEN STARS!
 
2013-04-19 03:29:59 PM  
specials-images.forbes.com


Hey good looking! We'll be back later!

Good mic control.
 
2013-04-19 03:30:01 PM  
Shiat Joe, get it together!
 
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