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2013-04-19 03:13:25 PM
The dad was just on CNN blaming the police for his son's death.
 
2013-04-19 03:13:26 PM
I was in the thread that brought down Fark and fell asleep listening to the scanner.
Any update would be much appreciated.

/thanks in advance.
 
2013-04-19 03:13:26 PM
Their father has gone full retard now.
 
2013-04-19 03:13:30 PM

Mike Chewbacca: So I go to bed for 4 hours and wake to find out... Nothing has changed!


Exactly what I said.
 
2013-04-19 03:13:30 PM

muck4doo: Amos Quito: muck4doo: Can't get over this. A 19 year old kid gets himself into this position. Meanwhile his elder teachers keep living on with no shame.

Yeah, reminds me of how it's old fart politicians START the wars, but they always send gullible young kids off to fight and die for King and Country.

Same psychology, I presume.

I hate it. Sacrificing the children of others for the win I suppose.


Are we really that different from Carthage?
 
2013-04-19 03:13:36 PM

Treygreen13: soporific: If that's true, why did they wait so long? Why not leave the country hours after it happened before the authorities know it's you?

I imagine one of the first things they do to find suspects is check the flight logs of all flights out of the country immediately after the bombing from the nearest airport.


But no one knew who they were on Monday, and it would be pretty easy to simply have plane tickets ready at an airport in a nearby city. Simply get in a car, drive 100 miles, and get on a plane. Of course, it might be a little suspicious that someone from Boston is leaving from another city, so perhaps that plan might not work. Since I'm not a mass murdering psychopath, I've never really looked into it.
 
2013-04-19 03:13:37 PM

fatalvenom: OK, now this little fark is REALLY starting to piss me off.

Bruins game canceled for tonight.

Now that is two games canceled this week with Monday's being postponed to the day after the original last day of the season. What happens now, play two games in one day now??!?!?

Now the Bruins are gonna be completely worn-out for the playoffs, because of you, you stupid little Chechen scumbag.

HURRY UP AND KILL THIS LITTLE SHIAT.


All this and you're mad about sports being cancelled/postponed?

/glad I don't care for them.  Seems like a waste to get upset over something like that in the scope of things.
 
2013-04-19 03:13:39 PM
Dad's in on the conspiracy!
 
2013-04-19 03:13:41 PM
One cop was just debriefed and relieved. Does that mean he took his underwear down and pooped?
 
2013-04-19 03:13:41 PM

digitalrain: Suspicious empty medical vehicle parked in a hosp parking garage...


I read that as 'Suspicious empty medical vehicle parked in a hosp parking garage'.
 
2013-04-19 03:13:47 PM
I like how CNN is using the excuse of "We dont want to put officers at risk so we can't tell you...."
to cover the fact they dont know very much.
 
2013-04-19 03:13:48 PM
SWAT here, we got rifles and armored personnel vans.
ATF here, we got the bomb-sniffing dogs
FBI here, we can provide manpower and surveillance equipment.
Homeland Security here, we have blackhawk helicopters and crown tracking software
NYPD here - hey, you guys want some burgers?
 
2013-04-19 03:13:53 PM

ColKurtz: Scanner feeds for the new new new thread.

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/ma-rt-9-window-cam

http://ustre.am/sySo


Top link appears to be working still.
 
2013-04-19 03:13:54 PM

Shyla: TMZ says reddit has a 100% authentic picture of the deceased suspect. I tried to find it on reddit but I can never find anything on that mess of a website.


search "dead suspect picture"

its there

its gross
 
2013-04-19 03:13:57 PM

fatalvenom: OK, now this little fark is REALLY starting to piss me off.

Bruins game canceled for tonight.

Now that is two games canceled this week with Monday's being postponed to the day after the original last day of the season. What happens now, play two games in one day now??!?!?

Now the Bruins are gonna be completely worn-out for the playoffs, because of you, you stupid little Chechen scumbag.

HURRY UP AND KILL THIS LITTLE SHIAT.


This is why people hate America.
 
2013-04-19 03:14:01 PM

Scyllz: can anyone link the googlemap that has all the incidents on it?

Thanks!


http://goo.gl/maps/Fy4fG
 
2013-04-19 03:14:10 PM

Rwa2play: Uh, you realize that someone could utterly post made up sh*t on Twitter? (Exhibit A being Ann Coulter).


His classmates confirm that it was his account, and yeah it was posted months before this so no it's not fake


ShawnDoc: Yeah, I hope they give it enough time to find its audience. Most of the people I know didn't even give it a shot just because "It was based on that lame hannibal movie". I've talked a couple into giving it a shot, and they both loved it.


Also it's on the Thursday 10pm NBC death slot, and they didn't give it any publicity. Seriously, I learned about that show 20 minutes before it aired.
 
2013-04-19 03:14:19 PM
did some cop just say "dammit"when told to stay put?
 
2013-04-19 03:14:20 PM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Suspicious vehicle at Beth Israel (where suspect number one died)! Door is open, no one in car.


Maybe it's like Oceans 11.
 
2013-04-19 03:14:21 PM

Danger Avoid Death: WTF are "Muslim style shoes?"

/from the scanner.


www.diggingthedirt.com
/hot like the fashion
 
2013-04-19 03:14:28 PM

JusticeandIndependence: NYPD is cooking burgers for Boston PD.

Wow.


Awesome!  Go NYPD!
 
2013-04-19 03:14:34 PM
*on twitter, sorry
 
2013-04-19 03:14:37 PM
The father would really prefer if they leave his surviving son alone and is offering his daughters if the BPD wants to shoot someone else.  What a bahstid.
 
2013-04-19 03:14:37 PM
Window on the roof just opened before this guy walked out.  No idea where.
 
2013-04-19 03:14:40 PM
been sitting here at work watching the feed from CNN with the cops all mulling around on the street. Wish Anderson would just wander over there and tell that one blond cop that he's been itching his nuts on national TV for like the last 5 minutes.
 
2013-04-19 03:14:45 PM

Cappalotti: Whoa, that one cop sounded like a drunk Cajun with a mouth full of marbles.


Leave my family out of this.
 
2013-04-19 03:14:46 PM
what if the jokes on us and the guy streaming the scanner is really the bomber?
 
2013-04-19 03:14:47 PM

mightybaldking: Danger Avoid Death: WTF are "Muslim style shoes?"

/from the scanner.

The have a special tread for "crushing the infidel under our feet"


If you have to slip off your shoes to pray multiple times a day, you tend to have a slipper type heel, either built that way or crushed down over time.
 
2013-04-19 03:14:53 PM
they seem awful concerned about that window that just opened up.
 
2013-04-19 03:14:56 PM

Treygreen13: The dad was just on CNN blaming the police for his son's death.


Who's dad?  The MIT officer's?
 
2013-04-19 03:14:57 PM

HaywoodJablonski: grimlock1972: Anyone been awake for the entire manhunt?

Me. But I live in London


I so sorry
 
2013-04-19 03:15:00 PM

msupf: Darke: What's the SGT Fury about? I can't keep up.

/sorry, i'm trying to read everything, but stuff keeps falling through.

When things were seriously hitting the fan inthe wee early morning hours, and chaos was beginning to take hold over the various responding departments and tactical groups, a man... NAY, more than a man, emerged to lead and coordinate the manpower deployed on the streets.

His name....

Sgt. (Nick?) Fury.


A native Boston-ite mentioned that it is probably Fiore, but the accents elevated him to far higher status.  And he did not disappoint.  Once Fury showed up, all scanner talk became orderly and refined
 
2013-04-19 03:15:01 PM

Tatsuma: Tellingthem: That's cool though...well except for the virgin part.

For a while it was like, his grand-niece or something, too.


You forgot his obsession about bowel movements, too.
 
2013-04-19 03:15:11 PM

Madlock

Satanic_Hamster: Hmmm.  Quote button is only not working in Firefox.  Works fine in IE.

Works for me... restart the browser maybe?


Wait ten minutes for the next Firefox update...


Tried that...  Have had Firefox and Java updates today, wondering which one messed things up...

 
2013-04-19 03:15:26 PM
www.burgertime.info
 
2013-04-19 03:15:30 PM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Shyla: TMZ says reddit has a 100% authentic picture of the deceased suspect. I tried to find it on reddit but I can never find anything on that mess of a website.

It's not pretty. You don't wanna see it.


Yes I do. I'm twisted like that.
 
2013-04-19 03:15:34 PM

OnlyM3: Infernalist [TotalFark]


>>>> His head is full of Islam derp.
>>>> What more do we need to know?

We don't know that.
Still trying to pin it on the right huh? Even when you're wrong, you just keep spinning.


Wait, what? The guy is being responsible in not make a judgement for now without facts and you take that as pinning it on the right? Wow, you guys really do have a persecution complex. No wonder you live in so much fear and cling to your weapons.
 
2013-04-19 03:15:42 PM

soporific: Tatsuma: Tom_Slick: They were searching flights from Boston to Atlanta this morning, so I guess they are taking no chances and probably alerting in every community as time passes.

We know they had plane tickets for Russia leaving in a couple of days

If that's true, why did they wait so long? Why not leave the country hours after it happened before the authorities know it's you?

Of course, I might have the answer to that as well. They wanted to bask in what they did, soak up the terror, panic, anguish of Boston. They wanted to walk the streets knowing that they are the ones who did this to Boston, they are the ones everyone is talking about, with the smug attitude that no one knows they did it. They are psychopaths who get off on the misery they inflict, and they thought they were smarter than everyone else. They probably figured that no one would figure it out, if ever, until they were long gone.

I've been watching Hannibal, which is my favorite new show, and that's exactly what Lector is doing. He enjoys watching people talk about his work, and he basks in the knowledge that they don't know it's him.


Or maybe they had plans for planting a few more bombs. Not mutually exclusive, of course.
 
2013-04-19 03:15:44 PM
What did I say here many times before?

Don't trust Russians!

See what happens?
 
2013-04-19 03:15:48 PM

birchman: fatalvenom: OK, now this little fark is REALLY starting to piss me off.

Bruins game canceled for tonight.

Now that is two games canceled this week with Monday's being postponed to the day after the original last day of the season. What happens now, play two games in one day now??!?!?

Now the Bruins are gonna be completely worn-out for the playoffs, because of you, you stupid little Chechen scumbag.

HURRY UP AND KILL THIS LITTLE SHIAT.

This is why people hate America.


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-19 03:15:48 PM
This is starting to remind me of the Buckwheat SNL skit years ago:

Ted Koppel: John David Stutts spent his childhood here in this modest home in Lima, Ohio.

Ted Koppel: John David Stutts graduated from Unionville High School.

Ted Koppel: His classmates called him "the loner."

Ted Koppel: Stutts was a member of the Key Club...

Ted Koppel: The Audio-Visual Squad...

Ted Koppel: And president of the Future Assassins of America.

Ted Koppel: It's no wonder that his classmates chose him, "Most Likely to Kill Buckwheat."

Gas Station Attendant: [in New England accent] Sure, I remember Stutts. He was a loner, but a real hard worker. I mean, he pumped the gas, he checked the oil, he washed the windows. Nice kid.

Ted Koppel: Do you believe he killed Buckwheat?

Man: Oh, yes, definitely. That's all he talked about. I remember one day I says, uh, "Stutts, why are you working so hard?" He says, "'Cause I'm saving up to buy a gun, so I can kill Buckwheat." [shrugs]
 
2013-04-19 03:16:02 PM

dletter: ColSanders: WBZ radio just announced the Red Sox game has been postponed.

Good thing the Yankees are still playing or ESPN would be off the air tonight.

Pretty obvious.... for some reason they haven't cancelled the Bruins game yet.


And, it has just been postponed.... and from a really unimportant thing at this point... they probably don't need to play it anyway, unless Philadelphia goes on a run and needs it to get into the playoffs, but they are practically eliminated at this point anyway, and Boston is already in.
 
2013-04-19 03:16:07 PM

Tatsuma: Tellingthem: That's cool though...well except for the virgin part.

For a while it was like, his grand-niece or something, too.


Incest family, yadda yadda...

He did get his ass kicked by MLK in ERBH so his mic skills were also lacking
 
2013-04-19 03:16:10 PM
Boygahs, duh felahs from New Yawk PD ar bringing all us guys some boygahs!
 
2013-04-19 03:16:11 PM

Tatsuma: Danger Avoid Death: When Gandhi was asked what he thought about Western Civilization, he replied, "I think it would be a pretty good idea."

Yeah he also thought that Africans were inferior animals, that we Jews should have been willing victims of Hitler and that young 18 year old virgins should sleep naked next to him everyday

What I mean to say is, fark Gandhi.


pleated-jeans.com
 
2013-04-19 03:16:13 PM
I could deffo do a better job at being a terrorist than these two idiots. If they'd had some plane tickets booked before they did the bombing they both would have been out of the country by now.
 
2013-04-19 03:16:18 PM
whoever posted the scanner link, my boss thanks you.  my productivity has plummeted to googling addresses they give...
 
2013-04-19 03:16:18 PM

ShawnDoc: Shyla: TMZ says reddit has a 100% authentic picture of the deceased suspect. I tried to find it on reddit but I can never find anything on that mess of a website.

Someone posted it up thread.


And the picture linked earlier in this thread matches the description on TMZ, so that's probably it.

The body has multiple bullet wounds ... as well as a gigantic gash along his chest rib cage area.
 
2013-04-19 03:16:20 PM

Bullseyed: ourbigdumbmouth: In before the white person deniers show up.

They're one country north of Arabia, so suddenly they're white.


Actually, Chechnya is north of Iran, which is not Arabic. Between Chechnya and Iran are Georgia, Armenia and Azerbaijan - none of which are Arabic. Oh, and they're also NE of Turkey, which is also not Arabic.

But other than those little details, you're spot-on.

And, as a bonus,  Chechnya contains part of the Caucasus Mountains.

"Caucasus" is where we get the word "Caucasian."

www.portlandmercury.com
 
2013-04-19 03:16:25 PM

Danger Avoid Death: WTF are "Muslim style shoes?"

/from the scanner.


ecwfrenchtribute.free.fr

Personal gift from Saddam Hussein, you know!
 
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