Bullseyed: ourbigdumbmouth: In before the white person deniers show up.They're one country north of Arabia, so suddenly they're white.
d23: JonnyG: I've got lots of wool here. Anybody else need some to put over their eyes?no. go clean the lenses.[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 225x225]
fatalvenom: OK, now this little fark is REALLY starting to piss me off.Bruins game canceled for tonight.Now that is two games canceled this week with Monday's being postponed to the day after the original last day of the season. What happens now, play two games in one day now??!?!?Now the Bruins are gonna be completely worn-out for the playoffs, because of you, you stupid little Chechen scumbag.HURRY UP AND KILL THIS LITTLE SHIAT.
Darke: What's the SGT Fury about? I can't keep up./sorry, i'm trying to read everything, but stuff keeps falling through.
Danger Avoid Death: WTF are "Muslim style shoes?"/from the scanner.
Tatsuma: @J_Tsar Brothers at the mosque either think I'm a convert or that I'm from Algeria or Syria, just the other day a guy asked me how I came to Islam on Dec. 25thSo yeah final confirmation that these guys were in fact Muslims. That mosque is going to get raided so hard to search for extremist material.
BinderWoman: What is NYPD cooking? It was inaudible.
scatteredmind: Can someone post a working scanner link?All I'm finding is the western Mass. State channel, pretty dead.
Tatsuma: Hannibal is such a great show hopefully it got less viewers this week (1.4) because of the events on Monday
miss diminutive: atomicmask: miss diminutive: atomicmask: You are leaving out he part where they were taken over by arabs, then mongols, that typically results in the population getting bred with arab or mongol blood. Hence why they look like arabs and have arab features.By that logic (I use the term loosely) that would make Spanish, Hungarian, Chinese, Serbian, Lithuanian, Ukrainian, Polish and countless other people "Arabs".Also, still mum about the Newton father being a paid actor and his daughter's death being staged? Or does your selective bullshiat memory not go back that far?Yes, it does. When the people of those countries and cultures desplay arabic features, such as longer noses light tan skin and black curly hair.and yes I still think the newton shiat was staged, deal with it.[i3.kym-cdn.com image 380x240]Yup, the fact that you think a mass murder of children and teachers was entirely staged pretty much lets us know how much value to place in your reasoning. I'm not even going to touch your "arabic features" comment, especially since Mongoloid features are generally associated with straight hair and flatter noses. But you keep herping that derp.Aaaaaaanyway, moving on.
Amos Quito: muck4doo: Can't get over this. A 19 year old kid gets himself into this position. Meanwhile his elder teachers keep living on with no shame.Yeah, reminds me of how it's old fart politicians START the wars, but they always send gullible young kids off to fight and die for King and Country.Same psychology, I presume.
nickerj1: NYPD has apparently arrived and is cooking burgers and food for the boston guys.
Tellingthem: That's cool though...well except for the virgin part.
vygramul: T-Servo: vygramul: pedobearapproved: Anderson Cooper just asked if the guy smoked or drank in highschool...because those are obviously what caused this.He played D&D.goddammitsomuchI just made that up.He played Call of Cthulhu./Made that up, too
Mike Chewbacca: President of the Chechen Republic Ramzan Kadyrov: "Any attempt to make the connection between Chechnya and Tsarnaevys if they are guilty, [is] in vain. They grew up in the United States, their attitudes and beliefs were formed there. It is necessary to seek the roots of evil in America. From terrorism to fight the whole world. We know better than anyone else. We wish recovery to all the victims and share the feelings of sorrow Americans."Wow, what a dick!
FrancoFile: Really important question here:Do we have a drinking game for this yet?
Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: The use of unnecessary force in Boston has been approved.
ColSanders: WBZ radio just announced the Red Sox game has been postponed.Good thing the Yankees are still playing or ESPN would be off the air tonight.
styckx: In the grand scheme of things.. Is this the biggest manhunt we've had on U.S. soil in terms of the sheer amount of manpower, agencies, and vehicles involved? I can't recall anything this massive before..
Darke: Satanic_Hamster: Hmmm. Quote button is only not working in Firefox. Works fine in IE.Works for me... restart the browser maybe?
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Suspicious vehicle at Beth Israel (where suspect number one died)! Door is open, no one in car.
LeadFootSpiderMonkey: BinderWoman: What is NYPD cooking? It was inaudible.burgers is what i heard
Shyla: TMZ says reddit has a 100% authentic picture of the deceased suspect. I tried to find it on reddit but I can never find anything on that mess of a website.
The Life Of Brian: d23: I can't tell what make that scanner is, but Radio Shack still sells scanners and the more expensive models can follow trunk scanning rather nicely.Cool I'll have to look.. I used to have a very expensive one..Then here in Ontario, Canada a bunch of years ago they went to that damn trunk switching and made my scanner basically useless!/used to enjoy listening and this night has brought all that back!
WhoopAssWayne: My fact-free speculative theory du jour: What if the older brother, who was an accomplished amateur boxer, was actually suffering from CTE like Junior Seau, Dave Duerson, and others. Seau certainly showed bizarre, uncharacteristically violent behavior before committing suicide. Maybe this whole episode was sparked by traumatic brain injury from boxing. The older brother snaps, co-opts the younger brother, and this is the result.
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