Tman144: How the fark did this guy get away? They had him. Do they not have helicopters in MA?
JusticeandIndependence: Don't wear a hoodie today in Boston. Just don't.
Nabb1: pedobearapproved: Anderson Cooper just asked if the guy smoked or drank in highschool...because those are obviously what caused this.More likely because alcohol and tobacco consumption are forbidden in Islam, and if he is some sort of Muslim extremist, then drinking and smoking a few years ago would indicate that fundamentalism is a recent thing for him.
Grand_Moff_Joseph: Scannner: If anyone tries to get in that car, FBI says arrest them.
JusticeandIndependence: Amos Quito: Didn't read thread yet.Guessing he's either holed up somewhere, or holed up and bleeding out somewhere.Any news on the vehicle he was last seen drivingI believe it's been found. Without him. There have been two more vehicles sought out and found as well.
brapbrapbrap: Younger brother should say that it was older brother who planted the bombs and he knew nothing about it until afterwards. Then older brother held him hostage and forced him at gunpoint to throw explosives etc. He ran from the police because he was scared about being set up for something he didn't do.
TheManofPA: Time for me to tap out after After 16 hours I am going to wait until some tells me to go back to fark. Good luck all
robsul82: ShawnDoc: Tatsuma: Friends: 'We could never imagine that our friend [who's license plate literally reads Terrorist #1] would ever do such a thing!'Wait a second, are those guys with him Korean? OMG, North Korea is behind this!There's a picture of him with his friends in Times Square on some website, everyone but him's Asian. This goes SO DEEP, everyone!
serpent_sky: I felt bad, I woke my boyfriend up laughing when Sgt. Fury appeared last night. I probably also should have felt bad for laughing at the name, but it was hard not to.
Danger Avoid Death: Head_Shot: fatalvenom: Urine The Money: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 625x838]Dizzzammmmn....boy got a hold of some tig-ole-bittys./I'd think twice about going on a murder/bombing spree if I could motorboat those things.LOL, I couldn't help but noticing that as well. It's like a huge focal point in the image.Enormous breasts are a focal point of Fark in general.
Russ1642: So it's 2013 and law enforcement can't figure out how not to have all their communications intercepted by scanners and posted online. I assume that a 19 year old suspect knows how to use the internet.
StandsWithAFist: YoungSwedishBlonde: So someone needs to explain this to me.With the entirety of the USA looking for you having bombed the Boston Marathon, why would you go knock off a 7/11?I'm still wondering why those two even bothered to stay in Boston. Clearly these two did NOT think their cunning plan all the way through.
fireclown: A whole lotta people better be really damn sure those are the right two guys.
nickerj1: They've got a surveillance on a vehicle now, and the FBI authorized lethal force to stop the vehicle. Expecting a rush on the vehicle by parties from a house. Setting up a perimeter on the target house.
tenpoundsofcheese: Mikey1969: Frank N Stein: Right wing terrorists Fark said.AlQuaeda Fark said.See? Two can play at that game."Tamerlan Tsarnaev, the first suspect in the Boston Marathon bombing case who was killed by police in an overnight shootout, posted a video to his YouTube account which outlined an extremist religious prophecy associated with Al Qaeda. According to a report in Mother Jones Tsarnaev, 26, posted a video to his account by Austrian extremist Muslim Imam Feiz Mohammad discussing the battle foretold in Islamic religious philosophy that would bring about the apocalypse. "
Marisyana: All I know is that my friend in Watertown, MA broke her kneecap yesterday and got out of the ER just in time to be ordered into lockdown. She couldn't even fill her pain meds prescription first. The pain's so bad she actually did a couple of shots of Jameson earlier and she hates hard liquor with a passion. That's just one person. How many are going without food or medication or medical assistance because two asshats decided to try to blow up the Boston Marathon and then shoot an MIT cop? And if this guy somehow manages to get away the cops, like Lucy, are going to have a lotta 'splaining to do.
Tatsuma: amquelbettamin: The aunt is CLEARLY CanadianFairly sure she was shiatting up the last thread, too
Grand_Moff_Joseph: robsul82: ShawnDoc: Tatsuma: Friends: 'We could never imagine that our friend [who's license plate literally reads Terrorist #1] would ever do such a thing!'Wait a second, are those guys with him Korean? OMG, North Korea is behind this!There's a picture of him with his friends in Times Square on some website, everyone but him's Asian. This goes SO DEEP, everyone!It was VINCE all along!
d23: So the guy with a pack has the initials "FBI" on their shirt?BRILLIANT!
CygnusDarius: @JohnFugelsang 16mReminder - 45 Senators just voted to let Dzhokhar Tsarnaev buy weapons at gun shows w/no inconvenient background checks.
grimlock1972: Anyone been awake for the entire manhunt?
d23: If the news crew doesn't have credentials, confiscate the doughnuts and send them on their way!
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