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2013-04-19 02:53:44 PM

Tozmo: Tatsuma: holy farking shiat, this is from his twitter feed

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his car had a farking vanity 'Terrorists #1' plate on the front!!

What in the fark

Who took the photo?  His brother?


That's gotta be a fake plate, not a DMV issued one.
 
2013-04-19 02:53:51 PM

Tatsuma: orezona: Pretty much what I was thinking. A lot of those commenting on that feed make youtube commenters seem like rational and intelligent.

Yeah it's the same as those idiots who kept on posting pictures of SEAL guys and blackwater patches and snipers and 'just askin' questions!!'


Or the ones posting the "Middle-Eastern looking" pics and going on and on about them being the likely bombers.
 
2013-04-19 02:53:52 PM
He's walking towards you! - Scanner
 
2013-04-19 02:53:53 PM

Tatsuma: netweavr: Where in his twitter feed?

https://twitter.com/J_tsar

A couple of days before the bombing he said

@J_tsar If you have the knowledge and the inspiration all that's left is to take action


Not seeing the image.
 
2013-04-19 02:53:53 PM

atomicmask: Chechens are not white. The first use of the word Chechen comes from arabic to describe the village of Chechen-al. They are a mixture of russian and arab. They are also muslim.


Ready to apologize ultra libs? Remember how you said these where two white frat boys? Remember how you said I was crazy because I said they had arab features?

Damn it must suck to be so god damn wrong all the time. But fark should be used to that.


Russians aren't white now either? What color are they?!?!

As I've said before, I'm Appalachian White and this dude looks whiter than me.
 
2013-04-19 02:54:03 PM
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2013-04-19 02:54:16 PM

Lunchlady: brapbrapbrap: vygramul: brapbrapbrap: Tman144: How the fark did this guy get away? They had him. Do they not have helicopters in MA?

This. I haven't received an answer to this yet. How did the farker get away from the incident where his brother was shot? Anyone?

I don't know how the air presence lost him, but apparently he was playing spy hunter and flinging bombs and grenades out the window and when the police slowed to avoid them, he got out of sight, stopped, and bolted from the vehicle.

Escaped on foot and 12 hours later he still hasn't been caught...That is crazy, the dude has done well to last this long, I'll give him that.

And thus the manhunt is going to be blamed on Grand Theft Auto


Only if he commandeers a tank.
 
2013-04-19 02:54:17 PM

Head_Shot: fatalvenom: Urine The Money: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 625x838]


Dizzzammmmn....boy got a hold of some tig-ole-bittys.

/I'd think twice about going on a murder/bombing spree if I could motorboat those things.

LOL, I couldn't help but noticing that as well. It's like a huge focal point in the image.


Enormous breasts are a focal point of Fark in general.
 
2013-04-19 02:54:18 PM
Don't wear a hoodie today in Boston.  Just don't.
 
2013-04-19 02:54:23 PM

Vlad_the_Inaner: YoungSwedishBlonde: So someone needs to explain this to me.

With the entirety of the USA looking for you having bombed the Boston Marathon, why would you go knock off a 7/11?

If you just assassinated JFK and a police officer, why would you take in a movie?


Because the CIA told you to.
 
2013-04-19 02:54:28 PM
What a crazy surreal day, nothing like flying into a city on lockdown. Luckily hole up in an airport hotel, but my plans to go to Harpoon are shot. Tried to hang out in the bar, but the tinfoil derp was getting a little thick...
 
2013-04-19 02:54:44 PM
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Ramirez! Secure Boston!
 
2013-04-19 02:54:44 PM

Truther: I'll say it again, hope no one else is killed - including the alleged bomber...


Actual bombers, however, should be killed. Several times over.
 
2013-04-19 02:54:46 PM

robsul82: fruitloop: Potential suspect vehicles include a CR-V, Civic, and Odyssey.  Sounds like they're profiling Hondas.

Car profiling is WRONG

First they came for the Odysseys, and I said nothing because I was an Accord...


Honda: Not terrorists, but number one with terrorists.
 
2013-04-19 02:54:47 PM

JusticeandIndependence: "Open mic, open mic."


They have a lot of aspiring comedians in the Boston police department


I've got a pretty tight 10. A lot of donut stuff, too.
 
2013-04-19 02:54:54 PM
Tatsuma: Friends: 'We could never imagine that our friend [who's licenselisence plate literally reads Terrorist #1] would ever do such a thing!'

Pet peave.
 
2013-04-19 02:54:59 PM
"I need another unit, we have a white male in a hoodie and a backpack on Longwood".

shiat you not.
 
2013-04-19 02:55:09 PM

vygramul: pedobearapproved: Anderson Cooper just asked if the guy smoked or drank in highschool...because those are obviously what caused this.

He played D&D.


goddammitsomuch
 
2013-04-19 02:55:09 PM

Tatsuma: netweavr: Where in his twitter feed?

https://twitter.com/J_tsar

A couple of days before the bombing he said

@J_tsar If you have the knowledge and the inspiration all that's left is to take action


Jahar @J_tsar 15 Apr

Ain't no love in the heart of the city, stay safe people
 
2013-04-19 02:55:19 PM
Anderson Cooper just reminded me of the #2 highlight of the overnight coverage. When all the info started coming out, fast and furious, ALL the news anchors were so caught off guard by all the "Chechen" and other Russian pronunciations they were stumbling all over the words trying to spit all the news out. Anderson is smart, he just flows.

Highlight #1 is the obvious - Kevin In-N-Out-Real-Quick Brennan.
 
2013-04-19 02:55:22 PM
 
2013-04-19 02:55:23 PM

Coco LaFemme: Michael Skolnik @MichaelSkolnik 33s

The President discussing the Boston situation in the Situation Room today...

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herp derp derp.  why does 0bummer looks so relaxed?  he's not a real president.  he should be running out of there, guns blazing, like a real American president, Ronald Horatio Reagan!!!!!1!!1eleventy!
 
2013-04-19 02:55:33 PM

JusticeandIndependence: Don't wear a hoodie today in Boston.  Just don't.


Are backpacks good? How about European Shoulder Bags? I got one as a gift.

Seriously though people in Boston, don't make yourselves a target.
 
2013-04-19 02:55:35 PM

Coco LaFemme: NOLA_farkette: The worst part is, he's just a kid.

He's an adult. He's a big boy, doing grown up things, and if he's captured alive, he'll pay for them like a grown up would.  There's nothing "kid-like" about anything this piece of shiat has done all week.


I agree,

But I suspect if we ever find out why they did it, we're going to find out that the younger brother idolized the older brother and was easily duped into being an accomplice.  None of this mitigates the the younger brother responsibility, of course. He's needs to bear the full force of the law if he's captured alive.
 
2013-04-19 02:55:40 PM

Sock Ruh Tease: Tatsuma: Friends: 'We could never imagine that our friend [who's licenselisence plate literally reads Terrorist #1] would ever do such a thing!'

Pet peave.


This is not the time or place!
 
2013-04-19 02:55:47 PM

bbfreak: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x500]


Can someone just take a normal friggin picture anymore?
 
2013-04-19 02:55:48 PM

Car_Ramrod: StRalphTheLiar: New BOLO issued '95 Honda Odyssey

First a Civic, now an Odyssey. This is the worst viral marketing campaign ever. Not cool, Honda.


You forgot about the CR-V as well.
 
2013-04-19 02:55:48 PM

nickerj1: "I need another unit, we have a white male in a hoodie and a backpack on Longwood".

shiat you not.


That kid is going to shiat his pants in a few seconds.
 
2013-04-19 02:55:51 PM

pedobearapproved: Anderson Cooper just asked if the guy smoked or drank in highschool...because those are obviously what caused this.


IT WAS THE RAP MUSIC!
 
2013-04-19 02:55:53 PM

Tatsuma: holy farking shiat, this is from his twitter feed

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his car had a farking vanity 'Terrorists #1' plate on the front!!

What in the fark


I don't know of many MIT students driving Bimmers.  That's probably not his.
 
2013-04-19 02:55:55 PM
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2013-04-19 02:56:01 PM
Is that the national guard in all the military vehicles?
 
2013-04-19 02:56:03 PM
I see absolutely nothing has developed since I went to sleep earlier.  Must be infuriating to have such a hot trail go so cold so fast.  Oh well, off to exercise the pup, at least I can do that without someone with a gun "asking" me to go back inside.  Hopefully the shiathead will give himself up or something because they aren't going to find him this way.
 
2013-04-19 02:56:06 PM

netweavr: I wonder how much pot they found today. Tomorrow is 4/20 and it's a college area.


Thought the same.
 
2013-04-19 02:56:09 PM

xnewnoisex: 2:37 p.m.: Major domain name registrar Go Daddy has that people are already scrambling to buy domain names related to the bombings - and then auctioning them off for unfathomably large sums of money.

What the fark? farking pigs.


Think that's bad?  Look up the Tweet a Arkansas state senator made earlier today.
 
2013-04-19 02:56:20 PM

vygramul: Tatsuma: netweavr: Where in his twitter feed?

https://twitter.com/J_tsar

A couple of days before the bombing he said

@J_tsar If you have the knowledge and the inspiration all that's left is to take action

I'm tempted to post @J_tsar the following, "BTW: Did you teach your brother to drive? Nice!"


Do it....
 
2013-04-19 02:56:22 PM
Suspicious person spotted in Boston with a backpack.
 
2013-04-19 02:56:22 PM

Tatsuma: This just came up in Columbus, Ohio
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shiat do they think he's outside of the State by now??


They were searching flights from Boston to Atlanta this morning, so I guess they are taking no chances and probably alerting in every community as time passes.
 
2013-04-19 02:56:22 PM
When do we start bombing Kyrgyzstan?
 
2013-04-19 02:56:23 PM
@J_Tsar   Brothers at the mosque either think I'm a convert or that I'm from Algeria or Syria, just the other day a guy asked me how I came to Islam on Dec. 25th

So yeah final confirmation that these guys were in fact Muslims. That mosque is going to get raided so hard to search for extremist material.
 
2013-04-19 02:56:23 PM
Man I just got a new backpack too. Looks like my every day carry bag will be going back to my messenger for a while
 
2013-04-19 02:56:27 PM

miss diminutive: bborchar: I feel conflicted- on one hand, I want this MFer caught alive...on the other, I definitely want him to die a painful death.

I want him alive just so we have some insight into what drove him to this. Otherwise Alex Jones is going to be insufferable. (more so than he already is)


How much more fun would Alex Jones be if the last guy gets caught.. and yells out "ALEX JONES IS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING"
Alex would implode.. so damn funny.
 
2013-04-19 02:56:30 PM

ShawnDoc: Tatsuma: Friends: 'We could never imagine that our friend [who's license plate literally reads Terrorist #1] would ever do such a thing!'

Wait a second, are those guys with him Korean?  OMG, North Korea is behind this!


There's a picture of him with his friends in Times Square on some website, everyone but him's Asian.  This goes SO DEEP, everyone!
 
2013-04-19 02:56:33 PM

nvmac: I wonder what the girls that have had sex with them are thinking right now?

/if there are any

Better cash in that 15 minutes real quick?

New book:

"My 3 minutes of horror"
-The blow by blow account of a girl who sexed a terrorist-


"Thirty seconds under Dzhoko"?
 
2013-04-19 02:56:35 PM
Hey, you know what would be hilarious?  Someone right in the middle of this lockdown that has a really good sound system should fire up "Call of Duty Black Ops 2" and play it with the volume up as loud as they can.
 
2013-04-19 02:56:40 PM

styckx: Is that the national guard in all the military vehicles?


Some of the guys in combat gear appear to be FBI
 
2013-04-19 02:56:48 PM

Vlad_the_Inaner: YoungSwedishBlonde: So someone needs to explain this to me.

With the entirety of the USA looking for you having bombed the Boston Marathon, why would you go knock off a 7/11?

If you just assassinated JFK and a police officer, why would you take in a movie?


The Manchurian Candidate was playing?
 
2013-04-19 02:56:52 PM
Police are going to have a lot of suspects if they're detaining every white male with a hoody in Mass
 
2013-04-19 02:56:55 PM
News flash: Princess Di is still dead.
 
2013-04-19 02:56:57 PM

reft: Suspect spotted?!


Enemy wheel barrel spotted!
 
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