Coco LaFemme: Michael Skolnik @MichaelSkolnik 33sThe President discussing the Boston situation in the Situation Room today...[pbs.twimg.com image 598x398]
Tatsuma: holy farking shiat, this is from his twitter feed[pbs.twimg.com image 850x637]his car had a farking vanity 'Terrorists #1' plate on the front!!What in the fark
T-Servo: Is Sgt Fury still on duty? I remember hearing that on the scanner at 3am and wondering if the vodak was talking.
atomicmask: You are leaving out he part where they were taken over by arabs, then mongols, that typically results in the population getting bred with arab or mongol blood. Hence why they look like arabs and have arab features.Keep moving that goal post.
Amos Quito: Didn't read thread yet.Guessing he's either holed up somewhere, or holed up and bleeding out somewhere.Any news on the vehicle he was last seen driving
NOLA_farkette: The worst part is, he's just a kid.
Cornelius Dribble: SIDENOTE: Interesting how blogs and social media are about 30-45 minutes ahead of major media.The double edged sword being that over half of blogs/twitter/fb/whatever stuff is completely inaccurate. Still a totally new paradigm on the way the news was 20 years ago, but the signal to noise ratio is pretty bad.People are addicted to this because it's so very like being inside a newsroom while a story is breaking, before facts are checked, sources are corroborated, and narratives are straightened out. You get to see the sausage being made, the constant speculation, misinformation, and subsequent corrections all being part of the entertainment.
netweavr: Where in his twitter feed?
ShawnDoc: B) The helicopters were late to the scene, and last I heard complained about poor visibility and that they would need to go back.
StRalphTheLiar: New BOLO issued '95 Honda Odyssey
Coco LaFemme: Michael Skolnik @MichaelSkolnik 33sThe President discussing the Boston situation in the Situation Room today...
Treygreen13: The uncle says they should turn themselves in and "ask for forgiveness." Heh. Yeah, forgiveness. That's what you should expect.The ideal outcome is that they turn themselves in, but there is zero motivation for him to do so. No matter what he does he's going away forever.
fruitloop: Potential suspect vehicles include a CR-V, Civic, and Odyssey. Sounds like they're profiling Hondas.
netweavr: miss diminutive: YoungSwedishBlonde: So someone needs to explain this to me.With the entirety of the USA looking for you having bombed the Boston Marathon, why would you go knock off a 7/11 10 miles away from the scene of the crime ?Honestly, why didn't they leave town? The whole country is looking for them and they spend 4 days just holed up in Boston?They're local loco?
Wise_Guy: ShawnDoc: Now looking for a Honda Odyssey.Preferably with leather interior and low mileage.
YoungSwedishBlonde: So someone needs to explain this to me.With the entirety of the USA looking for you having bombed the Boston Marathon, why would you go knock off a 7/11?
waffle299: I do have a question. Why were these two still in Boston this many days later? I mean, it was pretty obvious by Tuesday that pictures would be found and they'd be identified. Why hang around? They had a car. By this time, had they left on Monday, they could have been so far away as to disappear. Why hang around?Then again, given the individuals involved, I suppose logic and long term planning are not their strong suits.
brapbrapbrap: vygramul: brapbrapbrap: Tman144: How the fark did this guy get away? They had him. Do they not have helicopters in MA?This. I haven't received an answer to this yet. How did the farker get away from the incident where his brother was shot? Anyone?I don't know how the air presence lost him, but apparently he was playing spy hunter and flinging bombs and grenades out the window and when the police slowed to avoid them, he got out of sight, stopped, and bolted from the vehicle.Escaped on foot and 12 hours later he still hasn't been caught...That is crazy, the dude has done well to last this long, I'll give him that.
skinink: I need pointers from this kid on how to evade all those GTA cops and SWAT teams when I have a Six Star Wanted level.
Russ1642: And now we're interviewing his dad's brother's friend's former roomate. Let's hear what he has to say...
d23: JonnyG: I've got lots of wool here. Anybody else need some to put over their eyes?no. go clean the lenses.[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 225x225]
Tatsuma: netweavr: Where in his twitter feed?https://twitter.com/J_tsarA couple of days before the bombing he said@J_tsar If you have the knowledge and the inspiration all that's left is to take action
Grand_Moff_Joseph: ExpressPork: This is life watching a real-life GTA 4(?) star wanted level. Perhaps we're too late and he hit the pay n' spray?Nah, we're on 6 stars...unless he typed in "nopoliceplease"
robsul82: fatalvenom: Head_Shot: fatalvenom: Urine The Money: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 625x838]Dizzzammmmn....boy got a hold of some tig-ole-bittys./I'd think twice about going on a murder/bombing spree if I could motorboat those things.LOL, I couldn't help but noticing that as well. It's like a huge focal point in the image.Well, because they are HUGE farking jugs.Not my fault those drew my focus...talk about bombs, whoooooooooa.
fruitloop: Sounds like they're profiling Hondas.
robsul82: fruitloop: Potential suspect vehicles include a CR-V, Civic, and Odyssey. Sounds like they're profiling Hondas.Car profiling is WRONGFirst they came for the Odysseys, and I said nothing because I was an Accord...
YouPeopleAreCrazy: The uncle, Ruslan, going around to his neighbors, apologizing for all the commotion. Class act.
fireclown: A whole lotta people better be really damn sure those are the right two guys.
Police have released a picture of the kid's father:
pedobearapproved: Anderson Cooper just asked if the guy smoked or drank in highschool...because those are obviously what caused this.
Tatsuma: Friends: 'We could never imagine that our friend [who's license plate literally reads Terrorist #1] would ever do such a thing!'
vygramul: I'm tempted to post @J_tsar the following, "BTW: Did you teach your brother to drive? Nice!"
MaliFinn: T-Servo: Is Sgt Fury still on duty? I remember hearing that on the scanner at 3am and wondering if the vodak was talking.They mentioned him this morning, he's around.
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