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2013-04-19 02:50:30 PM

Coco LaFemme: Michael Skolnik @MichaelSkolnik 33s

The President discussing the Boston situation in the Situation Room today...

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"Who let that broad in?"
 
2013-04-19 02:50:34 PM

Tatsuma: holy farking shiat, this is from his twitter feed

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his car had a farking vanity 'Terrorists #1' plate on the front!!

What in the fark


His car just should have had "WE GONNA DO BAD!"
 
2013-04-19 02:50:43 PM

Coco LaFemme: Michael Skolnik @MichaelSkolnik 33s

The President discussing the Boston situation in the Situation Room today...

[pbs.twimg.com image 598x398]


Wow, thanks for that.
 
2013-04-19 02:50:46 PM

T-Servo: Is Sgt Fury still on duty? I remember hearing that on the scanner at 3am and wondering if the vodak was talking.


They mentioned him this morning, he's around.
 
2013-04-19 02:50:55 PM

Tatsuma: holy farking shiat, this is from his twitter feed

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his car had a farking vanity 'Terrorists #1' plate on the front!!

What in the fark


Who took the photo?  His brother?
 
2013-04-19 02:50:59 PM
I wonder how much pot they found today. Tomorrow is 4/20 and it's a college area.
 
2013-04-19 02:51:01 PM

atomicmask: You are leaving out he part where they were taken over by arabs, then mongols, that typically results in the population getting bred with arab or mongol blood. Hence why they look like arabs and have arab features.


Keep moving that goal post.


And then you're just continuing the blame game.
 
2013-04-19 02:51:04 PM

Amos Quito: Didn't read thread yet.

Guessing he's either holed up somewhere, or holed up and bleeding out somewhere.

Any news on the vehicle he was last seen driving


I believe it's been found.  Without him.  There have been two more vehicles sought out and found as well.
 
2013-04-19 02:51:10 PM

NOLA_farkette: The worst part is, he's just a kid.


He's an adult. He's a big boy, doing grown up things, and if he's captured alive, he'll pay for them like a grown up would.  There's nothing "kid-like" about anything this piece of shiat has done all week.
 
2013-04-19 02:51:12 PM

Cornelius Dribble: SIDENOTE: Interesting how blogs and social media are about 30-45 minutes ahead of major media.

The double edged sword being that over half of blogs/twitter/fb/whatever stuff is completely inaccurate. Still a totally new paradigm on the way the news was 20 years ago, but the signal to noise ratio is pretty bad.

People are addicted to this because it's so very like being inside a newsroom while a story is breaking, before facts are checked, sources are corroborated, and narratives are straightened out. You get to see the sausage being made, the constant speculation, misinformation, and subsequent corrections all being part of the entertainment.


Considering the SNR ratio of the MSM is so bad it's practically inaudible/visible, they're not exactly on a higher level than most blogs.  Most blogs are actually better than the MSM at giving/discerning information these days.
 
2013-04-19 02:51:16 PM

netweavr: Where in his twitter feed?


https://twitter.com/J_tsar

A couple of days before the bombing he said

@J_tsar If you have the knowledge and the inspiration all that's left is to take action
 
2013-04-19 02:51:18 PM

ShawnDoc: B) The helicopters were late to the scene, and last I heard complained about poor visibility and that they would need to go back.


About 3am they were saying it was "soupy."

About 5:45am the scanner was saying it was "foggy and nasty out there."

It must suck try to find someone in a major US city, and if you add in the elements, damn near impossible. I pity the poor bastards trying to locate this kid.
 
2013-04-19 02:51:24 PM

StRalphTheLiar: New BOLO issued '95 Honda Odyssey


First a Civic, now an Odyssey. This is the worst viral marketing campaign ever. Not cool, Honda.
 
2013-04-19 02:51:30 PM

Coco LaFemme: Michael Skolnik @MichaelSkolnik 33s

The President discussing the Boston situation in the Situation Room today...


I think Skolnik misheard:
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2013-04-19 02:51:31 PM

Treygreen13: The uncle says they should turn themselves in and "ask for forgiveness." Heh. Yeah, forgiveness. That's what you should expect.

The ideal outcome is that they turn themselves in, but there is zero motivation for him to do so. No matter what he does he's going away forever.


That means hanged by the neck instead of being dragged by the koch.
 
2013-04-19 02:51:33 PM

fruitloop: Potential suspect vehicles include a CR-V, Civic, and Odyssey.  Sounds like they're profiling Hondas.


Car profiling is WRONG

First they came for the Odysseys, and I said nothing because I was an Accord...
 
2013-04-19 02:51:39 PM

netweavr: miss diminutive: YoungSwedishBlonde: So someone needs to explain this to me.

With the entirety of the USA looking for you having bombed the Boston Marathon, why would you go knock off a 7/11 10 miles away from the scene of the crime ?

Honestly, why didn't they leave town? The whole country is looking for them and they spend 4 days just holed up in Boston?

They're local

loco?

FTFY
 
2013-04-19 02:51:40 PM

Wise_Guy: ShawnDoc: Now looking for a Honda Odyssey.

Preferably with leather interior and low mileage.


They have one in Boston. It might be the bomb.
 
2013-04-19 02:51:41 PM

YoungSwedishBlonde: So someone needs to explain this to me.

With the entirety of the USA looking for you having bombed the Boston Marathon, why would you go knock off a 7/11?


If you just assassinated JFK and a police officer, why would you take in a movie?
 
2013-04-19 02:51:42 PM

waffle299: I do have a question. Why were these two still in Boston this many days later? I mean, it was pretty obvious by Tuesday that pictures would be found and they'd be identified. Why hang around? They had a car. By this time, had they left on Monday, they could have been so far away as to disappear. Why hang around?

Then again, given the individuals involved, I suppose logic and long term planning are not their strong suits.


My (totally uneducated & possibly unfounded) guess is the older brother planned on suicide-by-cop or something but didn't bother telling his younger stoner brother. Scary part is, the younger brother is probably in full-on panic mode by now & capable of anything. I sincerely hope the authorities are able to take him alive.
 
2013-04-19 02:51:43 PM

brapbrapbrap: vygramul: brapbrapbrap: Tman144: How the fark did this guy get away? They had him. Do they not have helicopters in MA?

This. I haven't received an answer to this yet. How did the farker get away from the incident where his brother was shot? Anyone?

I don't know how the air presence lost him, but apparently he was playing spy hunter and flinging bombs and grenades out the window and when the police slowed to avoid them, he got out of sight, stopped, and bolted from the vehicle.

Escaped on foot and 12 hours later he still hasn't been caught...That is crazy, the dude has done well to last this long, I'll give him that.


And thus the manhunt is going to be blamed on Grand Theft Auto
 
2013-04-19 02:51:43 PM
500+ comments in like 30 mins? Yeesh at this rate we're going to need new threads every two hours.
 
2013-04-19 02:52:02 PM
Amos Quito: Didn't read thread yet.
 
Guessing he's either holed up somewhere, or holed up and bleeding out somewhere.

Any news on the vehicle he was last seen driving



Honda CR-V
Mercedes-Benz
Honda Civic

Honda Odissey

The guy's pretty consistent.
 
2013-04-19 02:52:04 PM

skinink: I need pointers from this kid on how to evade all those GTA cops and SWAT teams when I have a Six Star Wanted level.


This kid must be the GTA champ.
 
2013-04-19 02:52:14 PM
OK, you cops. You have until 6:15 to find this guy, then I'm going to turn off the PC, and radio, and put CHOM on the radio and rack 'em up, crack a cold one and forget about all this.
I'm going to take a break then, and not post for a few long hours. I don't care.
Wrap it up.
Poop or get off the pot.
Cause I'm going to tune it out and not come back to it unless they interrupt CHOM's friday evening musical lineup with BrEaKiNg NeWs.
 
2013-04-19 02:52:16 PM
Trooper Hickey?

Someone check his/her neck, stat.
 
2013-04-19 02:52:22 PM

Russ1642: And now we're interviewing his dad's brother's friend's former roomate. Let's hear what he has to say...


Nothing.  Absolutely nothing. Which is what he is about to become
 
2013-04-19 02:52:22 PM
Anderson Cooper just asked if the guy smoked or drank in highschool...because those are obviously what caused this.
 
2013-04-19 02:52:25 PM
Rob1855x 2013-04-19 12:38:33 PM Maybe this wasn't the best week to discuss disarming Americans and giving amnesty to foreigners... Because background checks are equal to disarming Americans
 
2013-04-19 02:52:28 PM

d23: JonnyG: I've got lots of wool here. Anybody else need some to put over their eyes?

no. go clean the lenses.

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Just finished reading the first omnibus yesterday afternoon and then all this... Weird, weird timing.

/better stock up on heat tape
 
2013-04-19 02:52:32 PM

Tatsuma: netweavr: Where in his twitter feed?

https://twitter.com/J_tsar

A couple of days before the bombing he said

@J_tsar If you have the knowledge and the inspiration all that's left is to take action


I'm tempted to post @J_tsar the following, "BTW: Did you teach your brother to drive? Nice!"
 
2013-04-19 02:52:33 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: ExpressPork: This is life watching a real-life GTA 4(?) star wanted level.  Perhaps we're too late and he hit the pay n' spray?

Nah, we're on 6 stars...unless he typed in "nopoliceplease"


Let's hope he doesn't type "giveusatank".
 
2013-04-19 02:52:42 PM
Friends: 'We could never imagine that our friend [who's license plate literally reads Terrorist #1] would ever do such a thing!'
 
2013-04-19 02:52:45 PM

robsul82: fatalvenom: Head_Shot: fatalvenom: Urine The Money: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 625x838]


Dizzzammmmn....boy got a hold of some tig-ole-bittys.

/I'd think twice about going on a murder/bombing spree if I could motorboat those things.

LOL, I couldn't help but noticing that as well. It's like a huge focal point in the image.

Well, because they are HUGE farking jugs.

Not my fault those drew my focus...talk about bombs, whoooooooooa.


Repost? I can't find the image in the flood that is this thread.
 
2013-04-19 02:52:54 PM

fruitloop: Sounds like they're profiling Hondas.


Call the ACLU.  This is unfair, offensive and hurtful to all Honda owners.
 
2013-04-19 02:53:03 PM

robsul82: fruitloop: Potential suspect vehicles include a CR-V, Civic, and Odyssey.  Sounds like they're profiling Hondas.

Car profiling is WRONG

First they came for the Odysseys, and I said nothing because I was an Accord...


They might have a Honda master key. The 90s Hondas pretty much had the same keys. Hence why Hondas were targeted to be stolen a lot.
 
2013-04-19 02:53:08 PM

YouPeopleAreCrazy: The uncle, Ruslan, going around to his neighbors, apologizing for all the commotion. Class act.


THIS.  Good move on his part.
 
2013-04-19 02:53:08 PM

fireclown: A whole lotta people better be really damn sure those are the right two guys.


IIUC, they highjacked a mercedes SUV last night, and used the SUV owner's credit card to get 800$ from his account. They held this guy for 30 minutes, and apparently admitted to the bombings during that time.

This guy has not been identified, but I have to believe he'll do a number of high profile TV interviews some days after this ends...
 
2013-04-19 02:53:20 PM

Police have released a picture of the kid's father:


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2013-04-19 02:53:24 PM
Suspect spotted?!
 
2013-04-19 02:53:24 PM

pedobearapproved: Anderson Cooper just asked if the guy smoked or drank in highschool...because those are obviously what caused this.


Did he play video games? That's the important question.
 
2013-04-19 02:53:24 PM

pedobearapproved: Anderson Cooper just asked if the guy smoked or drank in highschool...because those are obviously what caused this.


He played D&D.
 
2013-04-19 02:53:29 PM
Father tells his son to "Surrender peacefully, come home to Russia".

Yeah dad, I have the feeling #2 won't really happen in any case.
 
2013-04-19 02:53:36 PM
2:37 p.m.: Major domain name registrar Go Daddy has that people are already scrambling to buy domain names related to the bombings - and then auctioning them off for unfathomably large sums of money.

What the fark? farking pigs.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-04-19 02:53:37 PM
Trooper Perry?

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

Oh, Sherry!
 
2013-04-19 02:53:38 PM

Tatsuma: Friends: 'We could never imagine that our friend [who's license plate literally reads Terrorist #1] would ever do such a thing!'


Wait a second, are those guys with him Korean?  OMG, North Korea is behind this!
 
2013-04-19 02:53:38 PM

vygramul: I'm tempted to post @J_tsar the following, "BTW: Did you teach your brother to drive? Nice!"


Yeah I saw some guy who tweeted him the picture of his brother with the caption 'NICE DRIVING, ASSHOLE'
 
2013-04-19 02:53:39 PM
NY Post reporting 1154 Hondas injured and 12 dead green Hondas
 
2013-04-19 02:53:41 PM
Honda obviously got together with the creators of Sim City and decided...

"Alright, well so far this has been a bomb, how do we capitalize on it?"
 
2013-04-19 02:53:42 PM

MaliFinn: T-Servo: Is Sgt Fury still on duty? I remember hearing that on the scanner at 3am and wondering if the vodak was talking.

They mentioned him this morning, he's around.


Go back to thread 2 or 3, there was a lot of rioting when Sgt Fury came in; lots of pics
 
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