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2013-04-19 02:40:13 PM

YoungSwedishBlonde: So someone needs to explain this to me.

With the entirety of the USA looking for you having bombed the Boston Marathon, why would you go knock off a 7/11?


I thought I heard a report that they were just there trying to carjack someone.

But, I mean, perhaps getting water/food/etc
 
2013-04-19 02:40:17 PM
I'll bet sixty-eight dollars that the guy is holed up on the second story of the Ocean Beach parking garage. Even with a six-star wanted level, the police never follow you up there. They just drive their cars into the wall and keep trying to drive forward.
 
2013-04-19 02:40:21 PM

YoungSwedishBlonde: So someone needs to explain this to me.

With the entirety of the USA looking for you having bombed the Boston Marathon, why would you go knock off a 7/11?


I'd speculate that they had some better escape plan that fell through at the last minute for some reason (maybe they couldn't get their fake passports in time or something).
 
2013-04-19 02:40:22 PM

ariseatex: xnewnoisex: Man this is just riveting. I can't listen to the scanner on this work computer (soundcard blown). But I will be following the thread. shiat all I do is run a comic book store. I got times on my hands

Same here, but no comic book store for me:

[imgs.xkcd.com image 413x360]



Video games here, get your video games!
*Crickets*
Guess I'll keep farking off then.
 
2013-04-19 02:40:28 PM
DAMN CNN going on again about that farking green honda that is AT THE SCENE and the bolo was cancelled almost as soon as it was issued - what an hour ago?
 
2013-04-19 02:40:29 PM
 
2013-04-19 02:40:32 PM

keylock71: One of my "Libertarian" friends just posted "We're watching American Fascism"...


Think I'm done with this nonsense for the day. If anyone needs me, I'll be out back smoking a joint and playing some bocce ball.


Yes, how DARE police go after a man who bombed a crowd of spectators, shot at police, threw bombs at police and steal a car to get away.  It's all the government's fault!
 
2013-04-19 02:40:38 PM
CNN still talking about the Honda like it's a thing.
 
2013-04-19 02:40:41 PM

YoungSwedishBlonde: So someone needs to explain this to me.

With the entirety of the USA looking for you having bombed the Boston Marathon, why would you go knock off a 7/11?


Trying to obtain money with which to travel outside the area you're being looked for in?
 
2013-04-19 02:40:41 PM
Infernalist [TotalFark]


>>>> His head is full of Islam derp.
>>>> What more do we need to know?

We don't know that.

Still trying to pin it on the right huh? Even when you're wrong, you just keep spinning.
 
2013-04-19 02:40:43 PM

seventypercent: What they should do is publicly announce that the suspect has escaped and that there's nothing more to be done, and call off the search. Then the mayor should go on TV and announce that there will be a Mega Wrestling Contest tonight downtown, and that first prize is an all-expenses-paid trip to Chechnya. Then when this guy shows up to wrestle in it (the contest is actually just a fake) they can have Rick Moranis jump out in front of him in the Dark Helmet costume and say "Fooled you!" Then they can cuff him and stuff him, and take any money that he has in his wallet and put it towards a "Dynasty" reunion show hosted by Joan Collins.


And to top it off, he gets three Shellshocks from Ryback  :D
 
2013-04-19 02:40:46 PM
CNN Breaking News: Wolf Blizter got a flat tire.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-04-19 02:40:48 PM
you dumbasses and your open mics.
 
2013-04-19 02:40:49 PM

Tman144: How the fark did this guy get away? They had him. Do they not have helicopters in MA?


This. I haven't received an answer to this yet. How did the farker get away from the incident where his brother was shot? Anyone?
 
2013-04-19 02:41:00 PM

YoungSwedishBlonde: So someone needs to explain this to me.

With the entirety of the USA looking for you having bombed the Boston Marathon, why would you go knock off a 7/11?


I don't think anyone accused the boxer or wrestler of being geniuses yet.
 
2013-04-19 02:41:02 PM

amquelbettamin: SultanofSchwing: amquelbettamin: The aunt is CLEARLY Canadian

I didn't watch her interview, but why?

Too crazy to be allowed residency in the US


Yeah, nobody crazy has ever lived in the US.
 
2013-04-19 02:41:04 PM

astro716: Apparently somebody's handing out TF subscriptions. Just heard that on the police scanner.


I can now confirm this report. Thanks,  Starryeyes!
 
2013-04-19 02:41:09 PM

links136: r0Be: Jim from Saint Paul: jtips: [cbsnewyork.files.wordpress.com image 420x611]

god damn it.

Is it dusty in here?

Because fark.

Yeah, that is an awful picture.  Was telling my wife that I had seen that earlier this morning.  Depressing image.

I don't understand how the younger brother managed to escape from the shootout?

While the cops where chasing him, he littered ied's everywhere, forcing them to pull back.  being it dark as shiat, I don't think they knew exactly where he went after that.  Dude does have some skill to evade swat though.


Ah, thanks!
 
2013-04-19 02:41:10 PM

mootmah: Because nothing else makes sense today, CNN is receiving a Cronkite Award. For excellence in fact-checking. This shiat can't be made up.


Is that CNN reporting on the award? Because if so, we know that it's false and the award really went to OLN.
 
2013-04-19 02:41:13 PM

Mikey1969: Grobbley: Lollipop165: Grobbley: [i.imgur.com image 850x198]

Why do you keep on posting that?

styckx: Grobbley: [i.imgur.com image 850x198]

Stop posting this none sense.

People have a right to know.  Why do you hate the free spread of information so much?  Take it or leave it, but why bash it?  Why are you so threatened by it?

Nobody is "threatened" buyy it, they're just tired of this stupid bullshiat. None of it has ever been true, yet simpletons continue to post and repost it every chance they get.


And every single time, people get mad.  If it were just "stupid bullshiat" why not simply dismiss it as such and move on?  Do you know how much "stupid bullshiat" gets posted and reposted on FARK every single day?  Generally people don't get so pissed off about it.  The emotional responses to this "stupid bullshiat" would indicate to me that they feel their view of reality is threatened by it.  People don't want to face the potential of their reality being wrong, so anything that conflicts with their reality is immediately a threat to be attacked or suppressed, regardless of how absurd it is.

/I don't personally believe any of the shiat from the image, but I do find the responses to be humorous and illuminating
 
2013-04-19 02:41:14 PM

ColSanders: Right now the guy is probably in a Starbucks somewhere reading this thread and LOLing.


Yeah, I don't think this guy is LOLing right now.
 
2013-04-19 02:41:19 PM

Tatsuma: Apparently the father is also saying that they were set up and that they did not do this

I mean, I can understand relatives in denial but shut the fark up and don't vomit all over the airwaves, just say 'No comment'


I'm no parent, but, I can understand that, even at this moment, they're trying to cope up with the reality of it all, and they're just hoping that they are not fully to blame.

That will not sit well with the rest of the country, though.
 
2013-04-19 02:41:29 PM

NittLion78: CNN Releases Photos Of 3 Obese Mexican Women Suspected In Boston Bombing


Oh My God.. My Sides...
 
2013-04-19 02:41:31 PM

WhyteRaven74: Has anyone considered the cops may be fairly certain about where he is but for reasons they choose not to share they're not rushing in?


Considering he was dropping bombs behind him as he went? I don't think the reason is all that hard to deduce.
 
2013-04-19 02:41:33 PM

bbfreak: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x373]


Poor NG guys never get the cool "new" GPKs... those suckers are 2006 era!
 
2013-04-19 02:41:40 PM

jst3p: From the old thread:

luxup:
No, I just find the irony in railing against the Government by criticizing how they go after a pretty dangerous guy.  It's not like he robbed a bank now.
I just wonder if you stand up for everyone's rights all the time, or just the when it lets you criticize those who help ensure your freedom to speak out.  I mean if there isn't even 1 exception in your mind and if this ain't it then in my book, you are a little fanatical.
Maybe go find some medical you know what, have a beer (if your not an alcoholic) and chill out.  Instead of biatching about big brother, show some support for the families who are, I am sure, thrilled at the police response.
Basically, have a heart man.

You are off your meds dude, you should re-read what I posted because I did none of the things you accuse me of in this post.


Yup, I did and if you keep looking you will see where I apologized for it too.  I believe I told you that I misread the placement of some of the quotes making me think you said something you did not say.
 
2013-04-19 02:41:43 PM

kcoombs69: CNN just reported that Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.


I'll wait for Fox News or Al Jazeera  to report on that (NBC maybe given SNL)
 
2013-04-19 02:41:44 PM
"Open mic, open mic."


They have a lot of aspiring comedians in the Boston police department
 
2013-04-19 02:41:48 PM
Open MIC night in Bauhstan again....

That accent....JAWS...

Ellen Brody: You see the kids?
Brody: [looking out the window] They must be in the back yard.
Ellen Brody: In Amity, you say "yahd".
Brody: [starting out of the bedroom, speaking with a bad New-England accent] They're in the "yahd", not too "fah" from the "cah".
[looks back at Ellen]
Brody: How's that?
Ellen Brody: Like you're from New York.
 
2013-04-19 02:41:53 PM

Danger Avoid Death: CheetahOlivetti: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Fancourt: Ooooo, an open door.

/I am so hooked now

Is this now Return to Zork?

Want some rye?

<drink rye>


One-Fifty-One Proof. You hit the roof.
 
2013-04-19 02:41:54 PM

Tman144: How the fark did this guy get away? They had him. Do they not have helicopters in MA?


A) there's plenty of places he could still be hiding
B) The helicopters were late to the scene, and last I heard complained about poor visibility and that they would need to go back.
 
2013-04-19 02:41:56 PM

YoungSwedishBlonde: So someone needs to explain this to me.

With the entirety of the USA looking for you having bombed the Boston Marathon, why would you go knock off a 7/11 10 miles away from the scene of the crime ?


Honestly, why didn't they leave town? The whole country is looking for them and they spend 4 days just holed up in Boston?
 
2013-04-19 02:42:05 PM

Skeptos: YoungSwedishBlonde: So someone needs to explain this to me.

With the entirety of the USA looking for you having bombed the Boston Marathon, why would you go knock off a 7/11?

I'd speculate that they had some better escape plan that fell through at the last minute for some reason (maybe they couldn't get their fake passports in time or something).


Never underestimate the desire for junk food.
 
2013-04-19 02:42:07 PM

WhyteRaven74: vygramul: Has Fark set a record for subject-coverage yet with this?

Not even remotely close, the Iran uprising threads a few years back had about 6 threads a day for a week plus


Fark got national media props for that IIRC
 
2013-04-19 02:42:19 PM

YoungSwedishBlonde: So someone needs to explain this to me.

With the entirety of the USA looking for you having bombed the Boston Marathon, why would you go knock off a 7/11?


They went full GTA.
 
2013-04-19 02:42:19 PM

what_now: mrshowrules: what_now: Ok, so absolutely nothing has changed since my Dad called, frantically, and woke me up at 7am.

Black Hat- 26 year old Tamerlan Tsarnaev is dead.
White hat-  19 year old Dzhokhar A. Tsarnaev is at large.

He may be in Watertown, he may not. He may be wounded, he may not.

this is literally the only confirmed information.

And my trip to NY has been postponed, which is annoying but not the worth thing.

There has been some developments regarding possible motivations.

Possible, yes. I'm talking about confirmed info, of which there is nothing new.


If something is said on CNN and repeated on Fark.  That's two confirmed sources right there.  It is much more entertaining that way.
 
2013-04-19 02:42:20 PM
BOLO for a Honda Oddesy.
 
2013-04-19 02:42:21 PM

Urine The Money: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 625x838]



Dizzzammmmn....boy got a hold of some tig-ole-bittys.

/I'd think twice about going on a murder/bombing spree if I could motorboat those things.
 
2013-04-19 02:42:25 PM

lilbjorn: Stone Meadow: What a Green Honda might look like...

This ain't L.A.


Don't be too sure of that...
 
2013-04-19 02:42:25 PM

YoungSwedishBlonde: So someone needs to explain this to me.

With the entirety of the USA looking for you having bombed the Boston Marathon, why would you go knock off a 7/11?


I'm still wondering why those two even bothered to stay in Boston. Clearly these two did NOT think their cunning plan all the way through.
 
2013-04-19 02:42:25 PM
I am sheltering in place at Logan... I'm pretty sure the guy sitting next to me in the bar was Alex Jones, or if not him, a shape-shifting alien clone version of him...
 
2013-04-19 02:42:35 PM

NittLion78: CNN Releases Photos Of 3 Obese Mexican Women Suspected In Boston Bombing


Clearly we must wage a war on taco trucks.
 
2013-04-19 02:42:37 PM
Now looking for a Honda Odyssey.
 
2013-04-19 02:42:37 PM

Marine1: CliChe Guevara: Tatsuma: Skeptos: If there's one person on Earth I wouldn't want to be right now, it's Dzhokhar Tsarnaev.

What about Carrot Top?

ooh. tough choice.

The guy screwing Carrot Top's mom.


So... Still Carrot Top...
 
2013-04-19 02:42:37 PM
New BOLO issued '95 Honda Odyssey
 
2013-04-19 02:42:37 PM
BOLO for 95 Honda Odyssey  (mini-van)
 
2013-04-19 02:42:39 PM
BOLO '95 Honda Odessey Gray

/possible suspect vehicle
 
2013-04-19 02:42:39 PM

YoungSwedishBlonde: So someone needs to explain this to me.

With the entirety of the USA looking for you having bombed the Boston Marathon, why would you go knock off a 7/11?


DONT F*CK WITH MY SLURPIE YOU BASTARD
 
2013-04-19 02:42:47 PM

atomicmask: Chechens are not white. The first use of the word Chechen comes from arabic to describe the village of Chechen-al. They are a mixture of russian and arab. They are also muslim.


Ready to apologize ultra libs? Remember how you said these where two white frat boys? Remember how you said I was crazy because I said they had arab features?

Damn it must suck to be so god damn wrong all the time. But fark should be used to that.



Stop.
 Chechens belong to the Caucasoid type, exhibiting traits typical of European and Caucasian peoples. The majority of Chechens are dark-haired (medium to dark brown or black), but there are Chechens with blonde or even red hair, while eye color ranges from blue to brown and skin tone is typically rather pale and light (though there are some Chechens with olive complexions). ...The Chechens are one of the Vainakh peoples, who have lived in the highands of the North Caucasus region since prehistory
 
2013-04-19 02:42:51 PM

OnlyM3: Infernalist [TotalFark]


>>>> His head is full of Islam derp.
>>>> What more do we need to know?

We don't know that.
Still trying to pin it on the right huh? Even when you're wrong, you just keep spinning.


We don't know that.
 
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