YoungSwedishBlonde: So someone needs to explain this to me.With the entirety of the USA looking for you having bombed the Boston Marathon, why would you go knock off a 7/11?
ariseatex: xnewnoisex: Man this is just riveting. I can't listen to the scanner on this work computer (soundcard blown). But I will be following the thread. shiat all I do is run a comic book store. I got times on my handsSame here, but no comic book store for me:[imgs.xkcd.com image 413x360]
keylock71: One of my "Libertarian" friends just posted "We're watching American Fascism"...Think I'm done with this nonsense for the day. If anyone needs me, I'll be out back smoking a joint and playing some bocce ball.
Infernalist [TotalFark]>>>> His head is full of Islam derp.>>>> What more do we need to know?We don't know that.
seventypercent: What they should do is publicly announce that the suspect has escaped and that there's nothing more to be done, and call off the search. Then the mayor should go on TV and announce that there will be a Mega Wrestling Contest tonight downtown, and that first prize is an all-expenses-paid trip to Chechnya. Then when this guy shows up to wrestle in it (the contest is actually just a fake) they can have Rick Moranis jump out in front of him in the Dark Helmet costume and say "Fooled you!" Then they can cuff him and stuff him, and take any money that he has in his wallet and put it towards a "Dynasty" reunion show hosted by Joan Collins.
Tman144: How the fark did this guy get away? They had him. Do they not have helicopters in MA?
amquelbettamin: SultanofSchwing: amquelbettamin: The aunt is CLEARLY CanadianI didn't watch her interview, but why?Too crazy to be allowed residency in the US
astro716: Apparently somebody's handing out TF subscriptions. Just heard that on the police scanner.
links136: r0Be: Jim from Saint Paul: jtips: [cbsnewyork.files.wordpress.com image 420x611]god damn it.Is it dusty in here?Because fark.Yeah, that is an awful picture. Was telling my wife that I had seen that earlier this morning. Depressing image.I don't understand how the younger brother managed to escape from the shootout?While the cops where chasing him, he littered ied's everywhere, forcing them to pull back. being it dark as shiat, I don't think they knew exactly where he went after that. Dude does have some skill to evade swat though.
mootmah: Because nothing else makes sense today, CNN is receiving a Cronkite Award. For excellence in fact-checking. This shiat can't be made up.
Mikey1969: Grobbley: Lollipop165: Grobbley: [i.imgur.com image 850x198]Why do you keep on posting that?styckx: Grobbley: [i.imgur.com image 850x198]Stop posting this none sense.People have a right to know. Why do you hate the free spread of information so much? Take it or leave it, but why bash it? Why are you so threatened by it?Nobody is "threatened" buyy it, they're just tired of this stupid bullshiat. None of it has ever been true, yet simpletons continue to post and repost it every chance they get.
ColSanders: Right now the guy is probably in a Starbucks somewhere reading this thread and LOLing.
Tatsuma: Apparently the father is also saying that they were set up and that they did not do thisI mean, I can understand relatives in denial but shut the fark up and don't vomit all over the airwaves, just say 'No comment'
NittLion78: CNN Releases Photos Of 3 Obese Mexican Women Suspected In Boston Bombing
WhyteRaven74: Has anyone considered the cops may be fairly certain about where he is but for reasons they choose not to share they're not rushing in?
bbfreak: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x373]
jst3p: From the old thread:luxup:No, I just find the irony in railing against the Government by criticizing how they go after a pretty dangerous guy. It's not like he robbed a bank now.I just wonder if you stand up for everyone's rights all the time, or just the when it lets you criticize those who help ensure your freedom to speak out. I mean if there isn't even 1 exception in your mind and if this ain't it then in my book, you are a little fanatical.Maybe go find some medical you know what, have a beer (if your not an alcoholic) and chill out. Instead of biatching about big brother, show some support for the families who are, I am sure, thrilled at the police response.Basically, have a heart man.You are off your meds dude, you should re-read what I posted because I did none of the things you accuse me of in this post.
kcoombs69: CNN just reported that Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.
Danger Avoid Death: CheetahOlivetti: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Fancourt: Ooooo, an open door./I am so hooked nowIs this now Return to Zork?Want some rye?<drink rye>
YoungSwedishBlonde: So someone needs to explain this to me.With the entirety of the USA looking for you having bombed the Boston Marathon, why would you go knock off a 7/11 10 miles away from the scene of the crime ?
Skeptos: YoungSwedishBlonde: So someone needs to explain this to me.With the entirety of the USA looking for you having bombed the Boston Marathon, why would you go knock off a 7/11?I'd speculate that they had some better escape plan that fell through at the last minute for some reason (maybe they couldn't get their fake passports in time or something).
WhyteRaven74: vygramul: Has Fark set a record for subject-coverage yet with this?Not even remotely close, the Iran uprising threads a few years back had about 6 threads a day for a week plus
what_now: mrshowrules: what_now: Ok, so absolutely nothing has changed since my Dad called, frantically, and woke me up at 7am.Black Hat- 26 year old Tamerlan Tsarnaev is dead.White hat- 19 year old Dzhokhar A. Tsarnaev is at large.He may be in Watertown, he may not. He may be wounded, he may not.this is literally the only confirmed information.And my trip to NY has been postponed, which is annoying but not the worth thing.There has been some developments regarding possible motivations.Possible, yes. I'm talking about confirmed info, of which there is nothing new.
Urine The Money: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 625x838]
lilbjorn: Stone Meadow: What a Green Honda might look like...This ain't L.A.
Marine1: CliChe Guevara: Tatsuma: Skeptos: If there's one person on Earth I wouldn't want to be right now, it's Dzhokhar Tsarnaev.What about Carrot Top?ooh. tough choice.The guy screwing Carrot Top's mom.
atomicmask: Chechens are not white. The first use of the word Chechen comes from arabic to describe the village of Chechen-al. They are a mixture of russian and arab. They are also muslim.Ready to apologize ultra libs? Remember how you said these where two white frat boys? Remember how you said I was crazy because I said they had arab features?Damn it must suck to be so god damn wrong all the time. But fark should be used to that.
OnlyM3: Infernalist [TotalFark]>>>> His head is full of Islam derp.>>>> What more do we need to know?We don't know that.Still trying to pin it on the right huh? Even when you're wrong, you just keep spinning.
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