Darke: I can't get to the end of any of these threads. Everytime I move to a new page, there's two or three more already created. Is anyone saying anything new??
Bunny Deville: robsul82: CNN just announced the Honda thing.CNN also just announced that...shiat. I'm too tired to be snarky. You do it for me.
Elegy: Flab: vygramul: Has Fark set a record for subject-coverage yet with this?No. I think 9/11 still has the trophy./Or Lilo's drunken antics, if you're more into marathon coverage than 100m dash.Nerdy girls is sti the all time winner for posts in thread, I believe, but it's not a fair fight, what with the mods shutting down threads and opening new ones.I wonder what the accumulated total for this event has been since the whole chase started this morning?/too lazy to check
Skeptos: If there's one person on Earth I wouldn't want to be right now, it's Dzhokhar Tsarnaev.
robsul82: Danger Avoid Death: DubyaHater: Just turned on the police scanner. Boston accents are the worst.Shut up and pahk the cah.Make sure you've got clean undaweah.
NittLion78: Headso: supposedly this is the dead brother:http://ist2-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/1/r/W/2/1rW2k/0U 0o zqt.jpgobviously a very graphic picture so don't click unless you dare.I assume that, if it's not fake, the only way that could have gotten out is if someone privy to the body went rogue and posted it somewhere, right? I find it hard to believe that came out via an official channel.
CliChe Guevara: Tatsuma: Skeptos: If there's one person on Earth I wouldn't want to be right now, it's Dzhokhar Tsarnaev.What about Carrot Top?ooh. tough choice.
mrshowrules: vygramul: Has Fark set a record for subject-coverage yet with this?That would depend on your definition of a "subject". 9/11? Gun control? Abortion? 2012 election?It might hit the record in overlapping threads.
OregonVet: I would like the hair splitters for their insight as to the "this isn't marshal law!" reasoning.
Grobbley: Lollipop165: Grobbley: [i.imgur.com image 850x198]Why do you keep on posting that?styckx: Grobbley: [i.imgur.com image 850x198]Stop posting this none sense.People have a right to know. Why do you hate the free spread of information so much? Take it or leave it, but why bash it? Why are you so threatened by it?
Stone Meadow: What a Green Honda might look like...[latimesblogs.latimes.com image 580x378]
ariseatex: I thought Fridays were supposed to be fun.
Stoj: Anyone said if this were in LA we'd have Kentucky Fried Chechen for dinner?No? Ok.
mrshowrules: They won't sleep with you, you know.
BafflerMeal: brapbrapbrap: Going over old ground here I'm sure but...12 hours ago the police had tracked down both suspects, killed one and yet the 19 year old got away and has evaded capture since...erm, how? How did he get away from the incident where his brother was killed in the first place?12 hours on and the dude is officially taking the piss now. Can they not send the army in to sort it out? Navy SEALS? You can borrow some of our SAS guys if you want, they'd have the coont wrapped up for you within the hour. It's getting stupid now, they should have got him 12 hours ago.How exactly would they find him faster? Superpowers?
Uakronkid: All in facor os favor of dubbing the suspect "the Joker"? The news stations' pronunciations of his name are already trending that way.
muck4doo: You know what she really wanted to say.
bluorangefyre: Get me Jack Bauer....[www.wheresourmoney.org image 850x637]
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Suspicious door open (somewhere). Units headed there now.
ourbigdumbmouth: In before the white person deniers show up.
Blue_Blazer: Information. Riiiight, cuz that's what you have been posting all night and day.
eddievercetti: ariseatex: I thought Fridays were supposed to be fun.IT'S FRIDAY! FRIDAY! GOTTA GET HUNKER DOWN ON FRIDAY!
Fancourt: Ooooo, an open door./I am so hooked now
vento: s alarming how many people in Boston leave their doors wide open.
SovietCanuckistan: Scanner died, last heard (Maybe heard)In contact with...SWAT is en route...Open door that was not open before ..167 Walnut ..
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