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2013-04-19 07:02:13 PM
11 votes:
Goddamn it, I am so farking sick of half this farking world being so farking eager to tell me how farked everything is at every goddamn opportunity. These farking people who completely lose their shiat every time the goddamn pattern on their paper towels changes. "Ahhhhh everything is terrible all the time and it's all your fault because you don't do the same things your great-grandparents did AHHHHHHHHHH!" Fark you all you worthless farks! Just farking die already. If everything was like it was 100 years ago you'd be dead of an infection already and we wouldn't have to listen to you carry on like a goddamn mental patient. I don't farking care what you think you worthless shiatstain. Farking shut your hole, plop your damn ass down on your couch and watch Pat and Vanna turn the letters and go to bed at 7pm and let your farking brain wither and die a bit more because you're so goddamn afraid of having an original thought in it.
2013-04-19 04:59:03 PM
10 votes:
FTFA:"So-called assault weapons account for less than 1 percent of gun deaths in America. "

I am so sick of this farking argument. When an assault style weapon is used to kill people the result is farking horrific. AW's only accounting for %1 of gun deaths does not make it any better when we are talking about classrooms full of dead kids.
2013-04-19 05:02:23 PM
7 votes:
I hear they actually believe that there's a man in the sky who watches over everything they do, and if they act according to some half-baked, self-serving set of rules the invisible sky man gave to another man who didn't know how to ask for directions, when they die they will go to a magical sky land and live on clouds with winged midgets who play harps and get everything they ever wanted. But, if they act in a manner contrary to the sky man's rules, they will go to a dark, smelly place full of fire, and be sodomized with hot pokers by by a red guy with a pointy tail.

And don't get me started on how they also believe sky man had a son who became a zombie.
2013-04-19 08:25:04 PM
6 votes:
In this thread: We see who read what Fluke actually said and who let the (right wing) media tell them what she said.
2013-04-19 07:25:39 PM
6 votes:
If you could reason with Republicans, there wouldn't be any Republicans
2013-04-19 07:11:40 PM
6 votes:

jayhawk88: Goddamn it, I am so farking sick of half this farking world being so farking eager to tell me how farked everything is at every goddamn opportunity. These farking people who completely lose their shiat every time the goddamn pattern on their paper towels changes. "Ahhhhh everything is terrible all the time and it's all your fault because you don't do the same things your great-grandparents did AHHHHHHHHHH!" Fark you all you worthless farks! Just farking die already. If everything was like it was 100 years ago you'd be dead of an infection already and we wouldn't have to listen to you carry on like a goddamn mental patient. I don't farking care what you think you worthless shiatstain. Farking shut your hole, plop your damn ass down on your couch and watch Pat and Vanna turn the letters and go to bed at 7pm and let your farking brain wither and die a bit more because you're so goddamn afraid of having an original thought in it.


Oh, it's worse:  they can't disobey their parents or think of the world on its own terms.  It has to be through the lens of some sad ideology that represses everybody with the vague promise of a reward that can never be refuted:  if you live your life according to this sad religion, you can't complain if you get paradise or not.  It's a sucker's game that's not even faith, but coercion:  it's not like you have a real choice according to them.

And what does this promise?  Unfulfilled lives.  No sexual release.  No ability to do whatever you want, but boast about it like you do.  To treat people like objects and be feared (not respected, but feared) and allow this rage and bitterness to foster into making others feel exactly the same way.  Look at the fixation on sex these people have, and then realize that no real person is this fixated on sex unless they're so repressed that this comes out throughout their lives and in every aspect.

I would pity them, but I laugh.  These sad motherfarkers have never lived.  They're waiting to die so they can be free and do whatever they want.  It's the biggest con game in the world and nobody with a reasonable mind would bet on it unless they were forced into it in a time of weakness.  And as we can see, it leaves its victims ready to fall for anything at all.
2013-04-19 06:21:26 PM
6 votes:

cman: GOP: insane folk
Dems: cowardice folk


That's interesting.  It seems to me the GOP folk are the cowards.  Gays, Mexicans, Muslims, death panels, gun grabbers...those guys are always get wound up over some imagined threat.
2013-04-19 08:21:39 PM
5 votes:

Karac: TerminalEchoes: Um, Sandra Fluke DID want tax payer-funded birth control.

No, she didn't want the university she went to school at to be able to remove contraception from the health insurance SHE paid for.


THIS. She wasn't arguing for universal coverage--she was arguing that if you pay for it, you should get it WITHOUT having your boss sign a permission slip like it's frickin' high school and you want Mommy to let you go to the prom. A goal which I personally find a good one.
2013-04-19 08:14:34 PM
5 votes:

John Buck 41: TerminalEchoes: Um, Sandra Fluke DID want tax payer-funded birth control.

That was my understanding as well.



Perhaps I can help...

"A friend of mine, for example, has polycystic ovarian syndrome

<http://www.nichd.nih.gov/health/topics/Polycystic_Ovary_Syndrome.c fm>;;,

and she has to take prescription birth control to stop cysts from

growing on her ovaries. Her prescription is technically covered by

Georgetown's insurance because it's not intended to prevent pregnancy.


"Unfortunately, under many religious institutions and insurance plans,

it wouldn't be. There would be no exception for other medical needs. And

under Sen. Blunt's amendment, Sen. Rubio's bill or Rep. Fortenberry's

bill there's no requirement that such an exception be made for these

medical needs.


"When this exception does exist, these exceptions don't accomplish their

well-intended goals because when you let university administrators or

other employers rather than women and their doctors dictate whose

medical needs are legitimate and whose are not, women's health takes a

back seat to a bureaucracy focused on policing her body.


"In 65% of the cases at our school, our female students were

interrogated by insurance representatives and university medical staff

about why they needed prescription and whether they were lying about

their symptoms.


"For my friend and 20% of the women in her situation, she never got the

insurance company to cover her prescription. Despite verifications of

her illness from her doctor, her claim was denied repeatedly on the

assumption that she really wanted birth control to prevent pregnancy.


She's gay. So clearly polycystic ovarian syndrome was a much more urgent

concern than accidental pregnancy for her.


"After months paying over $100 out-of-pocket, she just couldn't afford

her medication anymore, and she had to stop taking it."

http://www.whatthefolly.com/2012/02/23/transcript-sandra-fluke-testi fi es-on-why-women-should-be-allowed-access-to-contraception-and-reproduc tive-health-care/
2013-04-19 07:01:00 PM
5 votes:

TerminalEchoes: Um, Sandra Fluke DID want tax payer-funded birth control.


Uh...No.

She was speaking of behalf of birth control being denied on insurance plans in cases where that is the prescribed medication to control other issues such as polyps and other unfortunate conditions of the hoo-hoo.
2013-04-19 05:03:08 PM
5 votes:
c9.nrostatic.com
"Why is it that consenting adults can have, watch, and learn about sex, yet sexual harassment and rape is illegal? Such hypocrisy!"
2013-04-19 09:07:27 PM
4 votes:

TerminalEchoes: VictoryCabal: In this thread: We see who read what Fluke actually said and who let the (right wing) media tell them what she said.

I read much of what she said before Congress. While she did cite certain debilitating female-specific conditions that require birth control to regulate (which I'm all for, for the record), Sanda herself didn't claim to have any such conditions. To me, she was bemoaning the fact that she had to shell out three thousand dollars for her own birth control. That's the only part I have issue with.


So what you're saying is that Sandra Fluke was unqualified to testify as to the non-contraceptive uses of certain medication because she does not have the conditions treatable by that medicine?

Sorry, but being unable to empathize with others and being dicks to them, only to turn around and change your stance once you yourself are affected is almost entirely a conservative domain.
2013-04-19 08:48:05 PM
4 votes:
 VictoryCabal: In this thread: We see who read what Fluke actually said and who let the (right wing) media tell them what she said.

I read much of what she said before Congress. While she did cite certain debilitating female-specific conditions that require birth control to regulate (which I'm all for, for the record), Sanda herself didn't claim to have any such conditions. To me, she was bemoaning the fact that she had to shell out three thousand dollars for her own birth control. That's the only part I have issue with.


As opposed to it being covered on prescription like... thousands of other pills or medicines. She wasn't asking for others to pay for it. She wanted it covered on her insurance. That she was paying for.

Never mind that she was primarily making an argument that there was a non-pregnancy usage to the pill which was being blocked.
2013-04-19 06:41:33 PM
4 votes:

sammyk: FTFA:"So-called assault weapons account for less than 1 percent of gun deaths in America. "

I am so sick of this farking argument. When an assault style weapon is used to kill people the result is farking horrific. AW's only accounting for %1 of gun deaths does not make it any better when we are talking about classrooms full of dead kids.


whereas pistols cause over most of the gun deaths in america(one could probably say that handguns on a daily to weekly basis kill more people than assault weapons have, domestically speaking, in the last 10-20 years.).

oh and of all the gun deaths in america, the majority of them are self-inflicted, and overwhelmingly those are deliberate.

so no, the problem isn't really assault weapons. yes, those are *A* problem, but not the bigger problem.

the bigger problem is multi-fold. easy access to handguns, far easier than it is to get mental health care, it seems.
a culture where violence, both against yourself and others, isn't just an 'ok' thing, but in so many ways is actively encouraged.
and people who obfuscate the issue either by saying 'oh there's not a problem' or screaming about a series of isolated incidents that could have happened regardless.
2013-04-20 12:55:21 AM
3 votes:

HeartBurnKid: TerminalEchoes: Um, Sandra Fluke DID want tax payer-funded birth control.

Um, no she didn't.  She wanted her insurance to cover it.


As I recall, she wished for an insurance provider to cover costs of birth control pills for a friend, not for herself, and as a treatment for an ovarian cyst, not as a means of preventing pregnancy.

However, Mr. Rush Limbaugh willfully lied about her testimony, and numerous individuals have accepted his lies without question.
2013-04-20 12:49:49 AM
3 votes:

whidbey: OK serious question, if the Republicans are so socially farked up, then why does their minority party command both the House and the Senate in terms of making sure their stupid right wing bullshiat gets passed?

They aren't as stupid as you think they are, subby. They f*cking run the place.


They command the House because 2010 was the teabagger, anti-Obama revolution that put a lot conservative nuts into state office, where they proceeded to gerrymander the shiat out of their districts since it was a census year. They command the Senate because the Democrats refuse to address filibuster reform, and Republicans are the kids in the back of the car laughing and pulling the emergency brake as hard and as often as they can.
2013-04-19 10:17:08 PM
3 votes:

TerminalEchoes: VictoryCabal: In this thread: We see who read what Fluke actually said and who let the (right wing) media tell them what she said.

I read much of what she said before Congress. While she did cite certain debilitating female-specific conditions that require birth control to regulate (which I'm all for, for the record), Sanda herself didn't claim to have any such conditions. To me, she was bemoaning the fact that she had to shell out three thousand dollars for her own birth control. That's the only part I have issue with.


You could have just said "Damn, I guess I was completely wrong about Sandra Fluke wanting taxpayer-funded birth control" and left it at that, thereby retaining some small degree of respectability. Instead, you went and said... that.

Tell me - did that post actually make sense in your head when you typed it out?
2013-04-19 09:16:36 PM
3 votes:
Um, Sandra Fluke DID want tax payer-funded birth control.

Uh...No.

She was speaking of behalf of birth control being denied on insurance plans in cases where that is the prescribed medication to control other issues such as polyps and other unfortunate conditions of the hoo-hoo


First.. I want tax payer funded Birth Control and I am a republican... way cheaper than the alternative, believe me. Condoms and pills are way cheaper than schools, jails, and welfare.

Second... I think Sandra Fluke probably wants Tax Funded Birth Control Too, but that is not the reason she is now famous.

The above is.
2013-04-19 07:23:42 PM
3 votes:

TerminalEchoes: Um, Sandra Fluke DID want tax payer-funded birth control.


No, she didn't want the university she went to school at to be able to remove contraception from the health insurance SHE paid for.
2013-04-19 07:13:27 PM
3 votes:
In the tidal wave of derp, there were a few droplets of truth.

1) When society can't emotionally handle larger problems, it focuses on feel-good small problems to solve.

2) Dr. Gosnell's crimes are much more heinous than Michael Vick's, yet the media vilified Vick to a much greater degree.  Vick is a celebrity, but still - this is bad.

3) Society is too obsessed with celebrities, in general.  Why do we care who public officials are sleeping with?  As long as their jobs aren't compromised, they should be left alone.

4) People are scared to death to have a national conversation on race.
2013-04-19 07:12:55 PM
3 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: I hear they actually believe that there's a man in the sky who watches over everything they do, and if they act according to some half-baked, self-serving set of rules the invisible sky man gave to another man who didn't know how to ask for directions, when they die they will go to a magical sky land and live on clouds with winged midgets who play harps and get everything they ever wanted. But, if they act in a manner contrary to the sky man's rules, they will go to a dark, smelly place full of fire, and be sodomized with hot pokers by by a red guy with a pointy tail.

And don't get me started on how they also believe sky man had a son who became a zombie.


Oh it gets better.

That guy (I think his name is Yeah-Weigh or something) was the one who made the dark and smelly place in the first place, and one of his rules is that you have to love him.

He's a yandere - he loves you, but if you don't love him back he'll have you sodomized with hot pokers for all eternity in a torture chamber he himself built for exactly that purpose.

/some of his other rules include the prohibition of bacon cheeseburgers and cotton-poly blends
2013-04-19 11:27:41 PM
2 votes:

randomjsa: socialized medicine


Oogeta boogeta boogeta!
2013-04-19 11:11:51 PM
2 votes:

randomjsa: Sandra Fluke wanted taxpayer-funded birth control

Except for the part where people actually believe that because its true I guess. She is after all one of the good socialized medicine liberals. Knowingly and willingly going to a college that you know doesn't provide birth control as part of its health coverage then whining about it doesn't make you a hero by the way. I know you're still upset that people on the right treated her the same way people on the left routinely treat conservative women, but you'll get over it.

/looks back at Monday's bombing thread

So what's this about people saying or believing stupid thing that in no way reflect reality? You're 0 - 2 on the 'crazy right wing' thing by the way. Still waiting for the apology and statement retractions on the Giffords shooting, now you have the Boston Marathon bombing to work on as well.


Remember, conservatives have been the ones priding themselves on how they make their arguments based on logic and reason rather than libs who make it based on emotion.

Having said that, <b>randomjsa</b> has a feeling that Sandra Fluke supports socialized medicine so suck it, libs.
2013-04-19 10:00:22 PM
2 votes:

TerminalEchoes: VictoryCabal: In this thread: We see who read what Fluke actually said and who let the (right wing) media tell them what she said.

I read much of what she said before Congress. While she did cite certain debilitating female-specific conditions that require birth control to regulate (which I'm all for, for the record), Sanda herself didn't claim to have any such conditions. To me, she was bemoaning the fact that she had to shell out three thousand dollars for her own birth control. That's the only part I have issue with.


So you agree with her, but hate that she voices an opinion w/o having those medical issues because she benefits too?

You are an asshole.
2013-04-19 09:04:00 PM
2 votes:
From the party that brought you the description of the 51 year old brother of Rush Limbaugh as a "fresh, young conservative voice", this guy...
2013-04-19 08:41:59 PM
2 votes:

Uh Oh Chongo Danger Island!: Pregnancy is a patriarchal social disease of oppression.  Prevented by birth control and cured by abortion.  This is what Democrats actually believe.


Put the word "Unwanted" at the beginning of that statement and you start sharing a zip code with reality.
2013-04-19 08:15:45 PM
2 votes:

John Buck 41: TerminalEchoes: Um, Sandra Fluke DID want tax payer-funded birth control.

That was my understanding as well.


How did it feel when you realized you were on the same intellectual level as the dude in TFA?
2013-04-19 07:06:39 PM
2 votes:

John Buck 41: TerminalEchoes: Um, Sandra Fluke DID want tax payer-funded birth control.

That was my understanding as well.



imageshack.us
2013-04-19 05:30:43 PM
2 votes:
Liberal scienticians say cigarettes are bad for you, but they won't even let me punch my wife in the face if I catch her smoking.
2013-04-19 05:02:11 PM
2 votes:
That might have been the worst article I've ever read.
2013-04-20 12:59:53 PM
1 votes:

Uh Oh Chongo Danger Island!: Pregnancy is a patriarchal social disease of oppression.  Prevented by birth control and cured by abortion.  This is what Democrats actually believe.


HAHA

It's funny because you copied the form of "This is what Republicans actually believe" and used it in your own right-wing version of humor.

HAHAHAHA

Unfortunately for you, Cargo Cult rituals still don't bring cargo
2013-04-20 12:09:10 PM
1 votes:

Uh Oh Chongo Danger Island!: Pregnancy is a patriarchal social disease of oppression.  Prevented by birth control and cured by abortion.  This is what Democrats actually believe.


So much stupid in such a small space.
2013-04-20 11:55:00 AM
1 votes:

randomjsa: Sandra Fluke wanted taxpayer-funded birth control

Except for the part where people actually believe that because its true I guess. She is after all one of the good socialized medicine liberals. Knowingly and willingly going to a college that you know doesn't provide birth control as part of its health coverage then whining about it doesn't make you a hero by the way. I know you're still upset that people on the right treated her the same way people on the left routinely treat conservative women, but you'll get over it.

/looks back at Monday's bombing thread

So what's this about people saying or believing stupid thing that in no way reflect reality? You're 0 - 2 on the 'crazy right wing' thing by the way. Still waiting for the apology and statement retractions on the Giffords shooting, now you have the Boston Marathon bombing to work on as well.


Ah, randomjas, forever the conservative victim, always on his cross moaning.
2013-04-20 10:12:33 AM
1 votes:

bugontherug: Having spent years around marijuana smokers when I was younger, my impression was that it was less addictive than tobacco, and less dangerous to others than alcohol.


Having spent years as a bartender and bouncer, I can testify that I've been insulted, threatened, physically accosted, broken up dozens of fights, and stopped a few sexual assaults on female patrons by those who had consumed too much alcohol (and in several instances, "too much" constituted as little as 2-3 drinks).

I've also been around dozens of congregated people who were smoking pot without any associated problems coming anywhere close to those of the drinking group.

Maybe someone must observe an grown man, who they know to be intelligent and accomplished, piss his pants and have absolutely no awareness of that fact because he had a couple of drinks too many for them to understand that Pot isn't nearly so bad in comparison.*

*And I say this as a non-pot smoker.
2013-04-20 09:50:48 AM
1 votes:

Neeek: Karac: As for growers? Well, it's been legal to grow your own tobacco for centuries. But almost no one does it without the approval of Big Tobacco. The companies intentionally limit the supply by telling farmers that if they grow more than they're allowed then they'll end up on a blacklist and the companies'll never buy so much as a single leaf from that farmer again.

Tobacco is a lot harder to grow than pot. Especially in amounts needed for personal use. It's not mom and pop operations that will thwart big corps, it'll be people growing for personal use. Which they already do.


When the day comes that I can grow my own without fear of arrest, I'm going to grow buds the likes of which God has never seen.

/We have bud sign!
2013-04-20 07:11:18 AM
1 votes:

Uh Oh Chongo Danger Island!: Pregnancy is a patriarchal social disease of oppression.  Prevented by birth control and cured by abortion.  This is what Democrats actually believe.


This is what Republicans actually believe that Democrats believe.
2013-04-20 06:41:08 AM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com

Mr. Hanson, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent textual vomit were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
2013-04-20 06:02:26 AM
1 votes:

Uh Oh Chongo Danger Island!: Pregnancy is a patriarchal social disease of oppression.  Prevented by birth control and cured by abortion.  This is what Democrats actually believe.


Unwanted teen pregnancies are a blessing from skyman. This is what idiots actually believe.
2013-04-20 05:07:30 AM
1 votes:

Uh Oh Chongo Danger Island!: Pregnancy is a patriarchal social disease of oppression.


Hi.

Are you a human?

Did you know that you are the result of a patriarchal social disease of oppression?
2013-04-20 04:11:45 AM
1 votes:

jayhawk88: Goddamn it, I am so farking sick of half this farking world being so farking eager to tell me how farked everything is at every goddamn opportunity. These farking people who completely lose their shiat every time the goddamn pattern on their paper towels changes. "Ahhhhh everything is terrible all the time and it's all your fault because you don't do the same things your great-grandparents did AHHHHHHHHHH!" Fark you all you worthless farks! Just farking die already. If everything was like it was 100 years ago you'd be dead of an infection already and we wouldn't have to listen to you carry on like a goddamn mental patient. I don't farking care what you think you worthless shiatstain. Farking shut your hole, plop your damn ass down on your couch and watch Pat and Vanna turn the letters and go to bed at 7pm and let your farking brain wither and die a bit more because you're so goddamn afraid of having an original thought in it.


Wow... that was actually kinda impressive in a way.
2013-04-20 02:58:09 AM
1 votes:

whidbey: OK serious question, if the Republicans are so socially farked up, then why does their minority party command both the House and the Senate in terms of making sure their stupid right wing bullshiat gets passed?

They aren't as stupid as you think they are, subby. They f*cking run the place.


I am skeptical of the idea that most of the reps and senators believe the derp, they are simply selling a product to a receptive audience who has telegraphed their gull^H^H^H^Hinterest in a product - the same way electronics places know that anyone who signs up for the in-house financing is 100% going to buy the extended warranty, because they have already indicated they can't afford to replace whatever they're buying.

It took 30 years in the political wilderness for the democrats to learn an aversion to public idiocy. What majorities the GOP has exist due to their successful shift from national politics to state/local agendas, and very hard work in carving up districts. Efforts to minimize the impact of minority votes ("suppression" is a strong word and sometimes overused) are past the point of diminishing returns, and arguably worked  against them in '12.

I *like* interesting elections. (I like it best when my candidate wins, of course, but I really wish for more competitive elections. Landslides in either direction mean that both parties don't have to worry about actually working)
2013-04-20 02:47:19 AM
1 votes:
After this week is anyone else partisan fatigued? I just don't give a shiat about what party affiliation people belong to. I'm tired of hearing about force fed Guantanamo inmates who have been detained for 11 years with no charges. I'm tired of hearing about record profits while we face record poverty. We've lost sight of what it means to be American and how we can help each other, not just tearing each other down in a game of "one-upsmanship". Can we go back to doing good for each other? I'm just burnt out on all the infighting and watching it do nothing but destroy us. It's a game of attrition and I no longer have the stomach for it.
2013-04-20 01:23:10 AM
1 votes:

BSABSVR: TerminalEchoes: To me, she was bemoaning the fact that she had to shell out three thousand dollars for her own birth control.

To me, she was shooting patriarchy hating knives straight from her vagina.  For I am  both aggrieved and unable to comprehend either the written or spoken word.


"Fluke's Vagina and the Patriarchy-Hating Knives" is the name of my underground prog rock band.
2013-04-20 01:20:33 AM
1 votes:

Alphax: It does seem like Republicans have a built-in structural advantage in getting their way, both in government and in media, no matter how few of them they are, or how unpopular or outlandish their ideas are. Deep pockets setting up hidden and semihidden ground rules.


It's called "gerrymandering".
2013-04-19 11:52:46 PM
1 votes:

John Buck 41: I misunderstood what she said/wanted. Get the f*ck over it; I know I will.


Another passionate defender of ideas he knows *nothing* about.

But no worries, if the same topic comes up next week he'll be back to parroting the incorrect info as if this conversation never happened.
2013-04-19 11:43:32 PM
1 votes:

sammyk: FTFA:"So-called assault weapons account for less than 1 percent of gun deaths in America. "

I am so sick of this farking argument. When an assault style weapon is used to kill people the result is farking horrific. AW's only accounting for %1 of gun deaths does not make it any better when we are talking about classrooms full of dead kids.


You are correct. A classroom full of "dead kids" is much more acceptable when the children are killed with use of a rifle that does not feature a pistol grip, collapsing stock or threaded barrel.

/Or, perhaps, the problem is mentally unstable individuals having access to weapons and not the cosmetic appearance of the weapons to which they have access
2013-04-19 11:35:47 PM
1 votes:

Sock Ruh Tease: "Why is it that consenting adults can have, watch, and learn about sex, yet sexual harassment and rape is illegal? Such hypocrisy!"


Slow clap. Forever. All the internets, sir.
2013-04-19 11:21:38 PM
1 votes:

beb004: Heard of cat-folk?


images3.wikia.nocookie.net

Why yes i have heard of cat folk
2013-04-19 11:10:42 PM
1 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: randomjsa: So what's this about people saying or believing stupid thing that in no way reflect reality? You're 0 - 2 on the 'crazy right wing' thing by the way. Still waiting for the apology and statement retractions on the Giffords shooting, now you have the Boston Marathon bombing to work on as well.

Who the hell are you talking about?  If you want an apology, you had better provide some specifics.

Who specifically owes you an apology and for what specific claim?


It's sad isn't it?  The guy that wrote TFA makes more sense than him.
Amazing in it's own way though.  You'd think something  so obviously brain damaged would not be able to remember to breath, let alone figure out a keyboard.
2013-04-19 11:05:28 PM
1 votes:

randomjsa: So what's this about people saying or believing stupid thing that in no way reflect reality? You're 0 - 2 on the 'crazy right wing' thing by the way. Still waiting for the apology and statement retractions on the Giffords shooting, now you have the Boston Marathon bombing to work on as well.


Who the hell are you talking about?  If you want an apology, you had better provide some specifics.

Who specifically owes you an apology and for what specific claim?
2013-04-19 10:47:57 PM
1 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: cman: GOP: insane folk
Dems: cowardice folk

That's interesting.  It seems to me the GOP folk are the cowards.  Gays, Mexicans, Muslims, death panels, gun grabbers...those guys are always get wound up over some imagined threat.


Science tends to agree with you
Peering inside the brain with MRI scans, researchers at University College London found that self-described conservative students had a larger amygdala than liberals. The amygdala is an almond-shaped structure deep in the brain that is active during states of fear and anxiety.
2013-04-19 10:39:05 PM
1 votes:
Dear Republicans,

You guys might want to shut up for a while and pay attention to how normal people talk or think.  I know learning is difficult and scary.  But, this is a safe place.

Thanks,
America
2013-04-19 10:26:59 PM
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phritz: I'm still struggling with this paragraph:

A federal judge in New York recently ruled that the so-called morning-after birth-control pill must be made available to all "women" regardless of age or parental consent, and without a prescription. The judge determined that it was unfair for those under 16 to be denied access to such emergency contraceptives. But if vast numbers of girls younger than 16 need after-sex options to prevent unwanted pregnancies, why isn't there a flood of statutory-rape charges being lodged against older teenagers for having consensual relations with younger girls?

As far as I can tell, he believes that sperm only becomes active on a man's 18th birthday, because otherwise this paragraph makes absolutely no farking sense.


He means that every time any girl under sixteen has sex, the boys they have sex with should be charged with statutory rape. This same man goes on to complain how hard the world is for men.
2013-04-19 09:13:36 PM
1 votes:

John Buck 41: I misunderstood what she said/wanted. Get the f*ck over it; I know I will.


You misunderstood the fundamental premise of something that was the topic of conversation for weeks, and that you clearly cared enough about to comment on here? I find that hard to believe. I think it's far more likely you heard what you heard on Fox or Limbaugh and didn't bother to find out if it was true or not.
2013-04-19 09:10:11 PM
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FirstNationalBastard: I hear they actually believe that there's a man in the sky who watches over everything they do, and if they act according to some half-baked, self-serving set of rules the invisible sky man gave to another man who didn't know how to ask for directions, when they die they will go to a magical sky land and live on clouds with winged midgets who play harps and get everything they ever wanted. But, if they act in a manner contrary to the sky man's rules, they will go to a dark, smelly place full of fire, and be sodomized with hot pokers by by a red guy with a pointy tail.

And don't get me started on how they also believe sky man had a son who became a zombie.


Dammit. Lich. Jesus is a lich. Zombies don't have magic powers. Liches do.
2013-04-19 09:08:39 PM
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TerminalEchoes: Um, Sandra Fluke DID want tax payer-funded birth control.


Um, no she didn't. She wanted contraception to be covered by health insurance. How exactly does a Georgetown University student's health insurance qualify as "taxpayer-funded"?And where do you get your news? Because either you're a liar or someone lied to you.
2013-04-19 08:58:06 PM
1 votes:

John Buck 41: I misunderstood what she said/wanted. Get the f*ck over it; I know I will completely ignore having been schooled ITT and continue to believe stupid, incorrect shiat because it agrees with my preconceptions.


FTFY
2013-04-19 08:57:28 PM
1 votes:
You know, now would be an excellent time for either  John Buck 41or  TerminalEchoesto come back and defend their positions that Fluke was demanding government coverage of contraception, despite considerable evidence to the contrary.

Can I offer anyone some tea while we wait?
2013-04-19 08:56:12 PM
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TerminalEchoes: VictoryCabal: In this thread: We see who read what Fluke actually said and who let the (right wing) media tell them what she said.

I read much of what she said before Congress. While she did cite certain debilitating female-specific conditions that require birth control to regulate (which I'm all for, for the record), Sanda herself didn't claim to have any such conditions. To me, she was bemoaning the fact that she had to shell out three thousand dollars for her own birth control. That's the only part I have issue with.


Paying for insurance and not getting coverage =! getting tax-payer funded birth control
2013-04-19 08:39:28 PM
1 votes:
"Two states have legalized marijuana, with more to come. Yet social taboos against tobacco smoking make it nearly impossible to light up a cigarette in public places. Marijuana, like alcohol, causes far greater short-term impairment than does nicotine. "

Oh yes, FAR greater short term impairment, as opposed to long term respiratory ailments and several different types of cancer, as well as poisoning those around you.

Just wow. My special needs second graders have better critical thinking skills than this fool.
2013-04-19 07:28:25 PM
1 votes:
I don't mind Republicans simply BELIEVING stuff.

But I do mind when they actually believe these types of ARGUMENTS.
2013-04-19 07:24:18 PM
1 votes:

phritz: As far as I can tell, he believes that sperm only becomes active on a man's 18th birthday, because otherwise this paragraph makes absolutely no farking sense.


It's not like republicans are big on sex ed.  I can certainly understand his confusion.
2013-04-19 07:03:44 PM
1 votes:
This article wouldn't have passed as an 8th grade English essay. It contradicts itself in nearly every paragraph even without addressing all the stupid things the author is trying to point out.

I'm sure I'll see it reposted on Facebook. I'm already seeing crap about Boston being on lockdown compared to Nazis and a trial-run to see how easy it will be for Obama to take your guns.
2013-04-19 06:52:45 PM
1 votes:
Um, Sandra Fluke DID want tax payer-funded birth control.
2013-04-19 06:45:51 PM
1 votes:
A boss who calls an employee "honey" might face accusations of fostering a hostile work environment, yet a television producer whose program shows an 18-year-old having sex does not. Many colleges offer courses on lurid themes from masturbation to prostitution, even as campus sexual-harassment suits over hurtful language are at an all-time high.

Young people are learning that masturbation is ok but we can't even sexually harass our secretaries! What kind of madness is this?!
2013-04-19 06:37:20 PM
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Sock Ruh Tease: [c9.nrostatic.com image 160x160]
"Why is it that consenting adults can have, watch, and learn about sex, yet sexual harassment and rape is illegal? Such hypocrisy!"


I have nothing to add. Done in... (counts) thirteen.
2013-04-19 06:33:13 PM
1 votes:
"I regularly see babies trading stocks during commercials, but I'm told that insider is trading is illegal among adults. BALDERDASH!"
2013-04-19 06:26:15 PM
1 votes:
"TV says that we should love and accept Mexicans and homosexuals, but my gay landscaper Miguel won't even look me in the eyes while I suck him off."
2013-04-19 06:17:24 PM
1 votes:
GOP: insane folk
Dems: cowardice folk
Libertarians: stubbon assholes that refuse to compromise folk
Greens: self-righteous folk
Socialists: obsessive folk
Constitution Party: beyond insane folk
Neo-Whig: naive

Well, thats my opinion, anyways
2013-04-19 06:04:43 PM
1 votes:
Ah, for the good old days where bosses could spank their secretaries, but ankles were covered up on tv.
2013-04-19 05:21:56 PM
1 votes:
They make me take off my shoes at the airport, but if I take off my shoes at a nice restaurant, it is frowned upon.
2013-04-19 05:02:31 PM
1 votes:
FTA: "A boss who calls an employee "honey" might face accusations of fostering a hostile work environment, yet a television producer whose program shows an 18-year-old having sex does not. "

I don't even know how a boss being inappropriate is somehow compared to an 18-year-old (legal adult, over age of consent) having sex on TV.  That one is strange.

: "But if vast numbers of girls younger than 16 need after-sex options to prevent unwanted pregnancies, why isn't there a flood of statutory-rape charges being lodged against older teenagers for having consensual relations with younger girls?"

Because there's a chance these girls are having sex with boys their own ages? Just for starters....

And the strangest of them all is a bit long, but he's lamenting the days when  leaders could openly have affairs (with women of all ages) and nobody cared.

Someone forgot to take his medicine today.
2013-04-19 04:52:27 PM
1 votes:
80s/90s Madonna, or now Madonna?

This is important.
 
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