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(Happy Place)   The next time you're being interviewed on TV about the Boston bombers, make sure you hide your giant pink dildo, mmmkay?   ( divider line
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2013-04-19 01:54:38 PM  
8 votes:
Nonsense, subby.  If I found out the BBC wanted to interview me in my own home, I'd spend hours "decorating" the place with all sorts of easter eggs for the interwebs to find.  He probably raced out and bought that just for the interview.
2013-04-19 02:15:02 PM  
6 votes:
They hate us because of our free dongs.
2013-04-19 03:47:28 PM  
4 votes:

Altair: FlashHarry: "giant?" looks small to me.

Yeah, that's an entry level dildo

Well, ideally, they are all entry-level. Isn't that the idea?
2013-04-19 02:12:24 PM  
2 votes:

FloydA: Nonsense, subby.  If I found out the BBC wanted to interview me in my own home, I'd spend hours "decorating" the place with all sorts of easter eggs for the interwebs to find.  He probably raced out and bought that just for the interview.

What is Fark handle? He deserves a year of TF.
2013-04-19 02:07:22 PM  
2 votes:
i think it was intentional.  a subtle commentary if you will.
2013-04-19 07:04:16 PM  
1 vote:

ZeroCorpse: khyberkitsune: ZeroCorpse: There is no opposite-gender version of "dildo".

Pocket Pussy.

Yeah... I covered that. It's not ideal. It's not a single word. It's too descriptive.

We're looking for a single word that's as concise and specific as "dildo", and it just doesn't exist yet.

2013-04-19 05:50:25 PM  
1 vote:
You farkers are SO slipping.

You got the 'Fight Club Dildo Reference #1', and completely missed the better one. Helena Carter..."Its not a threat"

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NSFW Link2

For shame.
2013-04-19 05:49:49 PM  
1 vote:

Vaneshi: Why?  It's not illegal to own a dildo, pink or otherwise irrespective of its size.

The cameraman should of spotted it whilst setting up.

It's not illegal to be discreet. It is illegal to make really stupid grammar mistakes.
2013-04-19 05:04:21 PM  
1 vote:

uttertosh: skinink: [ image 850x680]

And now the whole world knows you play 'party poker'.

Hang. your. head. in. shame.

Who cares about Party Poker? He plays World of Warcraft! (gasp!)
2013-04-19 04:42:50 PM  
1 vote:
You guys are killing me with the comments, I have tears in my eyes from laughing. Such a relief from the nonstop forced intensity of CNN and the bickering in the manhunt threads. Thanks.
2013-04-19 04:34:42 PM  
1 vote:
Of course it is important to never imply ownership.  It's always a dildo; never your dildo.

2013-04-19 04:34:38 PM  
1 vote:
No one's posted the Maplewood Drug Bust Dildo video yet?
2013-04-19 04:01:21 PM  
1 vote:

Brick-House: FunkOut: It's too bad he didn't have a giant can of Crisco next to it.

Like this??? Super NSFW

and I wonder what he lost up there... Actually I really don't want to know.

Makes me miss rugbyjock's Photoshops.
2013-04-19 03:57:58 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-04-19 03:45:30 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-04-19 03:45:21 PM  
1 vote:

FARK rebel soldier: It's a milk bottle for his Cheerios.
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White liquids: The breakfast of champions.

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2013-04-19 03:37:26 PM  
1 vote:
also counts as good advice for a skype session with your parents or granny.
2013-04-19 03:36:42 PM  
1 vote:
I don't want to live in that America.
2013-04-19 02:27:27 PM  
1 vote:
Also, I never post screenshots of web pages without "accidentally" having some incriminating tabs open.  Nobody at work has called me out on it yet.  One such screenshot even made its way to a customer.
2013-04-19 02:13:31 PM  
1 vote:
There are two parents somewhere in America who are just mortified right now.
2013-04-19 01:37:36 PM  
1 vote:
"giant?" looks small to me.
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