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(Happy Place)   The next time you're being interviewed on TV about the Boston bombers, make sure you hide your giant pink dildo, mmmkay?   (happyplace.com) divider line 136
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2013-04-19 04:01:21 PM  

Brick-House: FunkOut: It's too bad he didn't have a giant can of Crisco next to it.

Like this??? Super NSFW

and I wonder what he lost up there... Actually I really don't want to know.


Makes me miss rugbyjock's Photoshops.
 
2013-04-19 04:02:34 PM  
Ok, waiting for real estate ad with big black dildo on the toilet, and fat naked german guy selling teapot on eBay.
 
2013-04-19 04:02:37 PM  

theknuckler_33: I don't think that's a dildo. I don't know what it is, but that's an awfully strange place to keep your dildo.


You mean you don't keep it above your frig?
 
2013-04-19 04:03:00 PM  

Arkanaut: Did somebody get an Obamadong?


NSFW
 
2013-04-19 04:07:53 PM  

lizardbrain: airsupport: That's the same color as my penis.  Whew, I am relieved.  I thought something was wrong for a second.

Yo, honky.


Hi there!
 
2013-04-19 04:08:17 PM  

WhoopAssWayne: Arkanaut: Did somebody get an Obamadong?

NSFW


What does that even mean?
 
2013-04-19 04:08:52 PM  

skinink: [img169.imageshack.us image 850x680]


And now the whole world knows you play 'party poker'.

Hang. your. head. in. shame.
 
2013-04-19 04:11:03 PM  

uttertosh: skinink: [img169.imageshack.us image 850x680]

And now the whole world knows you play 'party poker'.

Hang. your. head. in. shame.


I'm fairly sure that the incriminating bit was the shemale vids folder, not Party Poker.
 
2013-04-19 04:11:36 PM  

WhoopAssWayne: Arkanaut: Did somebody get an Obamadong?

NSFW


Damn, the things you can find with a simple GIS... NSFW again
 
2013-04-19 04:12:43 PM  
i36.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-19 04:14:59 PM  

More_Like_A_Stain: uttertosh: skinink: [img169.imageshack.us image 850x680]

And now the whole world knows you play 'party poker'.

Hang. your. head. in. shame.

I'm fairly sure that the incriminating bit was the shemale vids folder, not Party Poker.


I bet the shemale vids folder is actually full of simpsons clips, thatsthejoke.avi among them
 
2013-04-19 04:16:19 PM  

More_Like_A_Stain: uttertosh: skinink: [img169.imageshack.us image 850x680]

And now the whole world knows you play 'party poker'.

Hang. your. head. in. shame.

I'm fairly sure that the incriminating bit was the shemale vids folder, not Party Poker.


That whooshing sound you just recently noted coming from above you? Hint: not a plane.
 
2013-04-19 04:17:12 PM  
My eye was more drawn to the crude picture of a pressure cooker on the fridge door...

Wouldn't that be ironic!

I'm hearing Chechnya now. Any insight on why someone from there might be doing this stuff, if it is a terrorist act, rather than an act of random violence?
 
2013-04-19 04:18:11 PM  
Always looking for a chance to bring out this classic...

i50.photobucket.com
 
nmx
2013-04-19 04:18:24 PM  
This made my day.
 
2013-04-19 04:20:47 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-19 04:20:59 PM  

illannoyin: Always looking for a chance to bring out this classic...

[i50.photobucket.com image 544x387]


EWWWW GROSS! Pepsi.
 
2013-04-19 04:23:41 PM  
Someone should tell the FBI we just located a weapon of ass destruction.
 
2013-04-19 04:23:54 PM  

illannoyin: Always looking for a chance to bring out this classic...

[i50.photobucket.com image 544x387]


Is that a really big pepsi can or a really small bottle of anal lube?  Because that's not going to last you very long.
 
2013-04-19 04:32:06 PM  

serial_crusher: illannoyin: Always looking for a chance to bring out this classic...

[i50.photobucket.com image 544x387]

Is that a really big pepsi can or a really small bottle of anal lube?  Because that's not going to last you very long.


Meh, they're probably married; that'll probably last a life-time.
 
2013-04-19 04:34:38 PM  
No one's posted the Maplewood Drug Bust Dildo video yet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-10DgWsSZNc
 
2013-04-19 04:34:42 PM  
Of course it is important to never imply ownership.  It's always a dildo; never your dildo.

/paraphrased
 
2013-04-19 04:37:03 PM  

brap: They hate us because of our free dongs.


Wait. You get yours for free? Where do you shop?
 
2013-04-19 04:37:41 PM  

FunkOut: Brick-House: FunkOut: It's too bad he didn't have a giant can of Crisco next to it.

Like this??? Super NSFW

and I wonder what he lost up there... Actually I really don't want to know.

Makes me miss rugbyjock's Photoshops.


What happened to him?
 
2013-04-19 04:40:44 PM  

Arkanaut: brap: They hate us because of our free dongs.

FREE dongs? Did somebody get an Obamadong?


Why yes. I did.

www.vh1.com
 
2013-04-19 04:41:21 PM  
I miss Heamer's battles between Photoshop and MS Paint.
 
2013-04-19 04:42:50 PM  
You guys are killing me with the comments, I have tears in my eyes from laughing. Such a relief from the nonstop forced intensity of CNN and the bickering in the manhunt threads. Thanks.
 
2013-04-19 04:43:24 PM  

FlashHarry: [i36.tinypic.com image 600x436]


i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-19 04:49:10 PM  
House shopping...
cache.gawkerassets.com
 
2013-04-19 04:51:55 PM  
icepriestess

Why yes. I did.

That would be the Congressional Black Caucus.
 
2013-04-19 05:00:21 PM  
Why?  It's not illegal to own a dildo, pink or otherwise irrespective of its size.

The cameraman should of spotted it whilst setting up.
 
2013-04-19 05:04:21 PM  

uttertosh: skinink: [img169.imageshack.us image 850x680]

And now the whole world knows you play 'party poker'.

Hang. your. head. in. shame.


Who cares about Party Poker? He plays World of Warcraft! (gasp!)
 
2013-04-19 05:05:29 PM  

Vaneshi: Why?  It's not illegal to own a dildo, pink or otherwise irrespective of its size.

The cameraman should of spotted it whilst setting up.


Yeah, and he should have spotted it, too.
 
2013-04-19 05:06:16 PM  

Brick-House: FunkOut: It's too bad he didn't have a giant can of Crisco next to it.

Like this??? Super NSFW

and I wonder what he lost up there... Actually I really don't want to know.


Ewwwww!!!
 
2013-04-19 05:09:11 PM  

ICDedPpl: House shopping...
[cache.gawkerassets.com image 850x478]


CSB: In my younger days we would go to open houses and leave dildos, condom wrappers, lube, etc at random locations. Favorites included stuffing  condom wrappers under the sheets of a bed, throwing (unwrapped) condoms in the toilet, and discretely placing a dildo in a display cabinet in the living room.
 
2013-04-19 05:11:11 PM  
After constant coverage all day long one of my local channels got bored repeating the same non-info and finally switched over to the normal programming. It was Judge Judy and the 30 seconds of that felt like more of a waste of time than my collective years on Fark.
 
2013-04-19 05:13:31 PM  

louiedog: After constant coverage all day long one of my local channels got bored repeating the same non-info and finally switched over to the normal programming. It was Judge Judy and the 30 seconds of that felt like more of a waste of time than my collective years on Fark.


I saw on the onscreen guide that today's Judge Judy was about two brothers, and I laughed.
 
2013-04-19 05:20:37 PM  
Why, you prude?  Mind your farking business.
 
2013-04-19 05:30:35 PM  

Matthew Keene: [static.lulu.com image 403x320]


I give up, you win the disgusting war.
 
2013-04-19 05:37:36 PM  

ICDedPpl: House shopping...


LoL - classic!
 
2013-04-19 05:40:31 PM  
BBC, meet BPC
 
2013-04-19 05:49:49 PM  

Vaneshi: Why?  It's not illegal to own a dildo, pink or otherwise irrespective of its size.

The cameraman should of spotted it whilst setting up.


It's not illegal to be discreet. It is illegal to make really stupid grammar mistakes.
 
2013-04-19 05:50:25 PM  
You farkers are SO slipping.

You got the 'Fight Club Dildo Reference #1', and completely missed the better one. Helena Carter..."Its not a threat"

NSFW Link1
NSFW Link2

For shame.
 
2013-04-19 05:50:31 PM  

serial_crusher: FloydA: Nonsense, subby.  If I found out the BBC wanted to interview me in my own home, I'd spend hours "decorating" the place with all sorts of easter eggs for the interwebs to find.  He probably raced out and bought that just for the interview.

"citizen, please clear the streets.  There's a dangerous madman on the loose."
"but I've gotta buy a dildo right now"
"oh, carry on then"


There should be a waiting period and background check for those things.
 
2013-04-19 05:56:46 PM  

FunkOut: Brick-House: FunkOut: It's too bad he didn't have a giant can of Crisco next to it.

Like this??? Super NSFW

and I wonder what he lost up there... Actually I really don't want to know.

Makes me miss rugbyjock's Photoshops.


That makes one of us.
 
2013-04-19 05:59:32 PM  

Tyrosine: In my younger days we would go to open houses and leave dildos


That must of, eventually, become rather expensive.
 
2013-04-19 06:01:27 PM  
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2013-04-19 06:11:04 PM  

serial_crusher: Also, I never post screenshots of web pages without "accidentally" having some incriminating tabs open.  Nobody at work has called me out on it yet.  One such screenshot even made its way to a customer.


you I would seriously consider hiring for the LOLZ, but would then wisely think better of it.
 
2013-04-19 06:20:54 PM  
It's not a dildo people, don't you see the straw coming out of the top. My wife got one at her stagette, and her friends made her drink out of it all night.
 
2013-04-19 06:27:21 PM  

shootsright: theknuckler_33: I don't think that's a dildo. I don't know what it is, but that's an awfully strange place to keep your dildo.

You mean you don't keep it above your frig?


Well, let's put it this way, the times I find it above the frig are immediately followed by exclaiming "WTF happened last night!?!"

Uh... I meant that's what someone should say if they find THEIR dildo above the frig.

/not MY dildo
//*looks around aimlessly while whistling*
 
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