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(Happy Place)   The next time you're being interviewed on TV about the Boston bombers, make sure you hide your giant pink dildo, mmmkay?   (happyplace.com) divider line 136
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2013-04-19 01:37:36 PM  
"giant?" looks small to me.
 
2013-04-19 01:54:38 PM  
Nonsense, subby.  If I found out the BBC wanted to interview me in my own home, I'd spend hours "decorating" the place with all sorts of easter eggs for the interwebs to find.  He probably raced out and bought that just for the interview.
 
2013-04-19 02:01:38 PM  
It was a navy seal hiding in the background
 
2013-04-19 02:05:25 PM  
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!!
 
2013-04-19 02:06:25 PM  
Is that anything like "hide the wienie"?
 
2013-04-19 02:07:22 PM  
i think it was intentional.  a subtle commentary if you will.
 
2013-04-19 02:12:24 PM  

FloydA: Nonsense, subby.  If I found out the BBC wanted to interview me in my own home, I'd spend hours "decorating" the place with all sorts of easter eggs for the interwebs to find.  He probably raced out and bought that just for the interview.


What is Fark handle? He deserves a year of TF.
 
2013-04-19 02:13:31 PM  
There are two parents somewhere in America who are just mortified right now.
 
2013-04-19 02:15:02 PM  
They hate us because of our free dongs.
 
2013-04-19 02:26:10 PM  

FloydA: Nonsense, subby.  If I found out the BBC wanted to interview me in my own home, I'd spend hours "decorating" the place with all sorts of easter eggs for the interwebs to find.  He probably raced out and bought that just for the interview.


"citizen, please clear the streets.  There's a dangerous madman on the loose."
"but I've gotta buy a dildo right now"
"oh, carry on then"
 
2013-04-19 02:27:27 PM  
Also, I never post screenshots of web pages without "accidentally" having some incriminating tabs open.  Nobody at work has called me out on it yet.  One such screenshot even made its way to a customer.
 
2013-04-19 02:28:24 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: There are two parents somewhere in America who are just mortified right now.


LOL

"Billy, is there something you'd like to tell your dad and me?"
 
2013-04-19 02:40:28 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: There are two parents somewhere in America who are just mortified right now.


Indeed.

He could have had a more manly colored dildo, like a nice steel blue, or black.

Or, it could have at least been pink with a brown colored head.
 
2013-04-19 02:42:13 PM  
serial_crusher:

"citizen, please clear the streets.  There's a dangerous madman on the loose."
"but I've gotta buy a dildo right now"
"oh, carry on then"



If you get pulled over, wave your hand and say "these aren't the dongs you're looking for" and the cops will wave you on.  Just like Ben-Wa Balls Kenobi.
 
2013-04-19 02:45:53 PM  
i6.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-19 02:56:49 PM  

brap: They hate us because of our free dongs.


new keyboard, plz.
 
2013-04-19 02:57:47 PM  

serial_crusher: Also, I never post screenshots of web pages without "accidentally" having some incriminating tabs open.  Nobody at work has called me out on it yet.  One such screenshot even made its way to a customer.


Don't leave us hanging man.
 
2013-04-19 03:11:48 PM  
Not my bag baby...
 
2013-04-19 03:21:51 PM  
i4.ytimg.com
 
2013-04-19 03:27:27 PM  
That's more of a dil don't!

/veal
 
2013-04-19 03:36:42 PM  
I don't want to live in that America.
 
2013-04-19 03:37:26 PM  
also counts as good advice for a skype session with your parents or granny.
 
2013-04-19 03:37:56 PM  

FlashHarry: "giant?" looks small to me.


Yeah, that's an entry level dildo
 
2013-04-19 03:39:11 PM  
That's the same color as my penis.  Whew, I am relieved.  I thought something was wrong for a second.
 
2013-04-19 03:40:23 PM  
As FNB alluded to, "a," not "your," subby.
 
2013-04-19 03:41:56 PM  

Altair: FlashHarry: "giant?" looks small to me.

Yeah, that's an entry level dildo


True. I bought an Ex a rubber hand. She was a bit of a freak though.
 
2013-04-19 03:42:10 PM  
It's too bad he didn't have a giant can of Crisco next to it.
 
2013-04-19 03:43:14 PM  
It's a milk bottle for his Cheerios.
nbcoutofbounds.files.wordpress.com
White liquids: The breakfast of champions.
 
2013-04-19 03:43:16 PM  
If only there was some place where he could have stuck it. You know, somewhere, where the sun doesn't shine.
 
2013-04-19 03:45:11 PM  
So where could he hide it while giving the interview?
 
2013-04-19 03:45:14 PM  
But then how else would I make the Fark homepage?!?
 
2013-04-19 03:45:16 PM  

youmightberight: Altair: FlashHarry: "giant?" looks small to me.

Yeah, that's an entry level dildo

True. I bought an Ex a rubber hand. She was a bit of a freak though.


Eventually, that handbaby is going to grow up to be a strapping handteen

i6.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-19 03:45:21 PM  

FARK rebel soldier: It's a milk bottle for his Cheerios.
[nbcoutofbounds.files.wordpress.com image 320x326]
White liquids: The breakfast of champions.


static.lulu.com
 
2013-04-19 03:45:23 PM  

brap: They hate us because of our free dongs.


FREE dongs? Did somebody get an Obamadong?
 
2013-04-19 03:45:30 PM  
img169.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-19 03:45:52 PM  

Brick-House: If only there was some place where he could have stuck it. You know, somewhere, where the sun doesn't shine.


Damn it, too slow again (and by two minutes)
 
2013-04-19 03:46:09 PM  
with red mspaint arrows, of course.
 
2013-04-19 03:46:58 PM  
In the late 90's I lived with 2 other guys in a house, one was in a long time relationship with a woman that was always over. One night I a girl came home with me and stayed the night so to speak.... next morning she woke up and went to the bathroom and found a strap on dildo on the floor that apparently the one roommate had left there.

She left shortly after that never to be seen again.
 
2013-04-19 03:47:28 PM  

Altair: FlashHarry: "giant?" looks small to me.

Yeah, that's an entry level dildo


Well, ideally, they are all entry-level. Isn't that the idea?
 
2013-04-19 03:48:53 PM  
I don't think that's a dildo. I don't know what it is, but that's an awfully strange place to keep your dildo.
 
2013-04-19 03:49:29 PM  

Canton: Altair: FlashHarry: "giant?" looks small to me.

Yeah, that's an entry level dildo

Well, ideally, they are all entry-level. Isn't that the idea?


*thatsthejoke.jpg*

;)
 
2013-04-19 03:50:55 PM  

FunkOut: It's too bad he didn't have a giant can of Crisco next to it.


Like this??? Super NSFW

and I wonder what he lost up there... Actually I really don't want to know.
 
2013-04-19 03:51:06 PM  

Altair: Canton: Altair: FlashHarry: "giant?" looks small to me.

Yeah, that's an entry level dildo

Well, ideally, they are all entry-level. Isn't that the idea?

*thatsthejoke.jpg*

;)


Ah. Touche.

/Up too late last night.
 
2013-04-19 03:51:10 PM  

FloydA: Nonsense, subby.  If I found out the BBC wanted to interview me in my own home, I'd spend hours "decorating" the place with all sorts of easter eggs for the interwebs to find.  He probably raced out and bought that just for the interview.


This^That^
 
2013-04-19 03:51:55 PM  
www.nobodygoeshere.com
 
2013-04-19 03:52:44 PM  

serial_crusher: Also, I never post screenshots of web pages without "accidentally" having some incriminating tabs open.  Nobody at work has called me out on it yet.  One such screenshot even made its way to a customer.


Who's awesome? You're awesome. Buy you a beer sometime.
 
2013-04-19 03:53:18 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: He could have had a more manly colored dildo, like a nice steel blue, or black.


Once you go pink, you never go back.
 
2013-04-19 03:53:58 PM  
lolheaven.com
 
2013-04-19 03:55:55 PM  

airsupport: That's the same color as my penis.  Whew, I am relieved.  I thought something was wrong for a second.


Yo, honky.
 
2013-04-19 03:57:58 PM  
www.destructoid.com
 
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