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(TMZ) NewsFlash Breaking news from TMZ: Kim Kardashian is now divorced   (tmz.com) divider line 87
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20968 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Apr 2013 at 12:30 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»


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2013-04-19 12:31:52 PM
13 votes:
img1.fark.net Poop coming out now
2013-04-19 12:31:37 PM
10 votes:
From reality?
2013-04-19 12:32:44 PM
6 votes:
Our long national nightmare is over.
2013-04-19 03:25:45 PM
5 votes:
I'm just waiting for Taylor Swift to barge into the delivery room where Kim and Kanye are and announce "I'mma let you finish pushing, but Beyonce had the cutest baby of all time. ALL TIME!" Then drop the mike and storm out.

That would make my year.
2013-04-19 01:02:04 PM
5 votes:
i.qkme.me
2013-04-19 12:58:54 PM
5 votes:
CNN says a suspect in the pregnancy has been arrested.
2013-04-19 12:35:13 PM
5 votes:

gideon: [i130.photobucket.com image 480x360]


That's one of the creepiest things I've seen.

24.media.tumblr.com
2013-04-19 12:33:54 PM
5 votes:
i130.photobucket.com
2013-04-19 12:32:54 PM
5 votes:
CNN, FOX, ABC, etc are STILL NOT REPORTING THIS.  Its up to us to get this news out there people.
2013-04-19 06:32:23 PM
4 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-04-19 12:33:52 PM
4 votes:
When asked for comment, she said, "I thought pregnant and married just wasn't skanky enough for my image, so decided to become single and knocked up while I still could."
2013-04-19 12:33:26 PM
4 votes:
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2013-04-19 12:32:21 PM
4 votes:
This is important . This means something.
2013-04-19 02:29:08 PM
3 votes:
i78.photobucket.com
2013-04-19 02:13:36 PM
3 votes:

scottydoesntknow: gideon: [i130.photobucket.com image 480x360]

That's one of the creepiest things I've seen.

[24.media.tumblr.com image 250x227]


25.media.tumblr.com
2013-04-19 01:14:56 PM
3 votes:
The only News Flash I want to see about Kim Kardashian should include, in its headline, "torn to pieces by rabid badgers."
2013-04-19 12:43:35 PM
3 votes:
dashrip13.files.wordpress.com
2013-04-19 10:37:11 PM
2 votes:
A SECOND PLANE HAS JUST HIT KIM KARDASHIAN!  REPEAT:  A SECOND PLANE HAS JUST HIT KIM KARDASHIAN!
2013-04-19 03:29:52 PM
2 votes:
"The device has yet to be invented that can measure my indifference to that statement." - Hawkeye Pierce
2013-04-19 02:19:50 PM
2 votes:

scottydoesntknow: gideon: [i130.photobucket.com image 480x360]

That's one of the creepiest things I've seen.


24.media.tumblr.com

Is it just me, or does busey totally have biatch tits in that gif?
2013-04-19 01:31:49 PM
2 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: NYCNative: Newsflash?  Really?

Die in a fire, Fark.

MexicanNerd: WTF is with this news flash?

notyomama: Why the fark is this breaking news?  Nobody gives a shiat.

You people need to get a sense of humor.



If only this website had a slogan that would tell you whether this is news or not.
2013-04-19 01:25:49 PM
2 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: You people need to get a sense of humor.


What do you mean, YOU PEOPLE?
2013-04-19 01:22:33 PM
2 votes:
Oh boy, here we go.  People can't stand a beautiful, successful, talented woman.  She's accomplished more in her life than you ever will.  So, basically, whatever you say about her, goes like double for you.  Maybe triple.
2013-04-19 01:20:44 PM
2 votes:
She looks like her vagina would smell like hot garbage.
2013-04-19 01:00:59 PM
2 votes:
The only thing that could make this week even worse than it already is would be if Amanda Bynes smoked the last of the planet's marijuana.
2013-04-19 12:48:56 PM
2 votes:

Timmy the Tumor: Cmon, mods.  Save the "Newsflash" notification for when she gives birth and the little bastard comes out with seven arms, two heads, and an ass the size of a medicine ball.


Only the 5th worst thing to come out of her vagina, I believe.
2013-04-19 12:47:59 PM
2 votes:
I don't get it, is her butt just full of semen?
2013-04-19 12:40:14 PM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
/damn, I needed that
2013-04-19 12:37:55 PM
2 votes:
Cmon, mods.  Save the "Newsflash" notification for when she gives birth and the little bastard comes out with seven arms, two heads, and an ass the size of a medicine ball.
2013-04-19 12:33:37 PM
2 votes:
CNN said "deported".
2013-04-19 12:33:07 PM
2 votes:
Kanye believe it?
2013-04-19 12:32:30 PM
2 votes:
finally some important news
2013-04-19 12:32:02 PM
2 votes:
Newsflash?  Really?

Die in a fire, Fark.
2013-04-19 12:32:01 PM
2 votes:
Hear that? That the sounds of no one caring.
2013-04-19 11:12:10 PM
1 votes:

HighOnCraic: A SECOND PLANE HAS JUST HIT KIM KARDASHIAN!  REPEAT:  A SECOND PLANE HAS JUST HIT KIM KARDASHIAN!


Man, do not get my hopes up.
2013-04-19 06:46:07 PM
1 votes:
I'd bet that woman drops turds so big you could put wheels and a steering wheel on one and drive it off.
2013-04-19 06:11:02 PM
1 votes:
Kartrashian
2013-04-19 04:56:05 PM
1 votes:
i.chzbgr.com
2013-04-19 04:49:52 PM
1 votes:

gideon: I declare this thread a Gary Busey Thread!

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SIR! YES SIR!

farm3.static.flickr.com
2013-04-19 04:30:13 PM
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-04-19 04:25:48 PM
1 votes:

Frankenstorm: Remember this day, everyone.


JFK assassination.  Moon landing.  Challenger explosion.  9/11.  KK's divorce.

You'll tell your grandchildren where you were.

/treesloth was only around for 3 of those, btw...
2013-04-19 04:03:59 PM
1 votes:
i172.photobucket.com
2013-04-19 04:00:25 PM
1 votes:
memecrunch.com
2013-04-19 04:00:08 PM
1 votes:
Has there ever been a child born more ashamed of his/her parents than Kim's child will be?
2013-04-19 03:35:28 PM
1 votes:
THE MAYANS PREDICTED THIS!
2013-04-19 03:24:04 PM
1 votes:

Karl LaFong: JohnnyRebel88: She looks like her vagina would smell like hot garbage.

We've replaced Kim Kardashian's cooter with a pile of hot garbage tuna salad left in the hot trunk of a car for a week. Let's see if anyone notices.

2013-04-19 03:21:57 PM
1 votes:
I just farted in line at Starbucks. News at 11.
2013-04-19 03:15:26 PM
1 votes:
I loved the SNL skit a few years ago, when (as played by the girls on SNL) the Kardashian sisters introduced themselves:

"I'm Kim, the pretty one."
"I'm Kourtney, the smart one."
"I'm Khloe."
2013-04-19 03:14:32 PM
1 votes:
She was married? Again?
2013-04-19 03:09:09 PM
1 votes:
When shellacked and spackled with makeup and squeezed into a sausage casing dress, she looks less real than the rendered chicks on erotic-3d-art.com. When not made up, she's hideous.
2013-04-19 02:58:18 PM
1 votes:

JohnnyRebel88: She looks like her vagina would smell like hot garbage.


We've replaced Kim Kardashian's cooter with a pile of hot garbage. Let's see if anyone notices.
2013-04-19 02:47:52 PM
1 votes:
dtdstudios.com
2013-04-19 02:36:03 PM
1 votes:
toasting in epic bread
2013-04-19 02:26:05 PM
1 votes:
sixpacktech.com

RIP SLIM CARDASSIAN
2013-04-19 02:14:37 PM
1 votes:

FARK rebel soldier: [25.media.tumblr.com image 499x499]


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
2013-04-19 02:06:36 PM
1 votes:
img1.fark.net  i have a Bottle of Wild Turkey and a pack of Oreos.
2013-04-19 02:04:32 PM
1 votes:
renaissanceronin.files.wordpress.com
2013-04-19 01:55:29 PM
1 votes:

stir22: JohnnyRebel88: She looks like her vagina would smell like hot garbage.

lulz...oh, and...

grokca: Fat ass is back on the menu, boys.

dat ass is gonna be soooo grotesque in not so many years....


l3.yimg.com

It's already there.
2013-04-19 01:44:08 PM
1 votes:

MexicanNerd: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: You people need to get a sense of humor.

What do you mean, YOU PEOPLE?


Thank you! Internet fist bump.
2013-04-19 01:40:00 PM
1 votes:

Deep Contact: Why is she important again?


She won the high speed c*ck sucking championship 3 years in a row. Really expected to clean up in abu dhabi this year to
2013-04-19 01:39:43 PM
1 votes:
Why did she marry a mouth breather?
2013-04-19 01:38:33 PM
1 votes:
i.chzbgr.com
2013-04-19 01:32:39 PM
1 votes:

NightSteel: spentmiles, I've seen some of your other work, so I'm pretty sure you aren't serious.. but I gotta ask, out of sheer morbid curiosity.. how would you consider her successful and/or talented at anything other than duping people?


You've got a picture of Bo Jackson on your bedroom wall.  I've got a poster of Kim.  Your answer is in your question.
2013-04-19 01:31:42 PM
1 votes:
i372.photobucket.com
2013-04-19 01:25:50 PM
1 votes:

spentmiles: Oh boy, here we go.  People can't stand a beautiful, successful, talented woman.  She's accomplished more in her life than you ever will.  So, basically, whatever you say about her, goes like double for you.  Maybe triple.


LOL.
2013-04-19 01:24:20 PM
1 votes:
DAMMIT FARK THIS GOES TO MY INBOX

That I was able to read in my meeting. That I laughed at. Well-played.


basemetal: [i.qkme.me image 625x770]


Recognizing & caring are two different things. Just my o-pinie-yun.
2013-04-19 01:22:08 PM
1 votes:
This story makes me emotionally constipated.


I just don't give a shiat.
2013-04-19 01:20:58 PM
1 votes:
Sweet, now her and Kanye can have that baby they have been wanting
2013-04-19 01:20:50 PM
1 votes:
Fat ass is back on the menu, boys.
2013-04-19 01:08:37 PM
1 votes:

Can I say I'm liking her pregnancy look. Not too supersized. And now I could hit it and not worry about getting her pregnant!


www.eonline.com

2013-04-19 01:06:12 PM
1 votes:
I HOPE THE SWAT TEAM TEARS HER ASS APART!


/but, seriously, that could take days
//big job
///Ha ha, I said job
2013-04-19 01:00:25 PM
1 votes:
Who, with an IQ higher than their shoe size, gives a flying fark about this total waste of oxygen?
2013-04-19 12:56:30 PM
1 votes:

ImpatientlyUnsympathetic: Who would have thought you could say Kim K backed down the skanky?!


Certainly not me.  I'm going to need a little time to wrap my head around that one.  I've always thought of the Kardashians as Maury Povich fodder with more money but without all that class.
2013-04-19 12:50:12 PM
1 votes:

TheNewJesus: I don't get it, is her butt just full of semen?


If that was the issue, I doubt she'd be pregnant.

NTTAWWT
2013-04-19 12:49:19 PM
1 votes:
So she's packing her trunk?
2013-04-19 12:47:44 PM
1 votes:

Timmy the Tumor: Cmon, mods.  Save the "Newsflash" notification for when she gives birth and the little bastard comes out with seven arms, two heads, and an ass the size of a medicine ball.


It'll have seven heads and ten horns.
2013-04-19 12:46:49 PM
1 votes:
Thus concludes the worst week in American history
2013-04-19 12:46:39 PM
1 votes:

Mr. Right: Still married to one guy and pregnant by another - and very publicly at that - seems quite skanky enough.  Maybe I'm too old-fashioned.


i.imgur.com
2013-04-19 12:45:07 PM
1 votes:
Quick!  Somebody update us on the Phil Spector trial!
2013-04-19 12:44:24 PM
1 votes:

Virtuoso80: When asked for comment, she said, "I thought pregnant and married just wasn't skanky enough for my image, so decided to become single and knocked up while I still could."


I don't know.  Still married to one guy and pregnant by another - and very publicly at that - seems quite skanky enough.  Maybe I'm too old-fashioned.
2013-04-19 12:43:38 PM
1 votes:

NYCNative: Newsflash?  Really?

Die in a fire, Fark.


And to think I got banninated for 3 days for submitting a non-newsflashworthy article several years ago. I can't remember what it was, but it was WAY more newflashworthy than this.

The tag is now officially meaningless.
2013-04-19 12:41:38 PM
1 votes:
First the bombings now this? I don't think I can take it.
2013-04-19 12:40:54 PM
1 votes:
Good.
2013-04-19 12:34:56 PM
1 votes:
When will this hell week end!!!!???
2013-04-19 12:34:53 PM
1 votes:

NYCNative: Newsflash?  Really?

Die in a fire, Fark.


i0.kym-cdn.com
2013-04-19 12:34:31 PM
1 votes:
Thank you Fark. This is why I love you. Needed that.
2013-04-19 12:33:35 PM
1 votes:
Trolling admins....

I love fark.
 
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