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(TMZ) NewsFlash Breaking news from TMZ: Kim Kardashian is now divorced   (tmz.com) divider line 50
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20969 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Apr 2013 at 12:30 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»


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2013-04-19 12:32:02 PM
7 votes:
Newsflash?  Really?

Die in a fire, Fark.
2013-04-19 12:31:52 PM
6 votes:
img1.fark.net Poop coming out now
2013-04-19 12:34:31 PM
5 votes:
Thank you Fark. This is why I love you. Needed that.
2013-04-19 12:32:01 PM
5 votes:
Hear that? That the sounds of no one caring.
2013-04-19 01:02:04 PM
4 votes:
i.qkme.me
2013-04-19 12:32:44 PM
4 votes:
Our long national nightmare is over.
2013-04-19 12:32:21 PM
4 votes:
This is important . This means something.
2013-04-19 01:20:44 PM
3 votes:
She looks like her vagina would smell like hot garbage.
2013-04-19 12:34:53 PM
3 votes:

NYCNative: Newsflash?  Really?

Die in a fire, Fark.


i0.kym-cdn.com
2013-04-19 12:32:11 PM
3 votes:
WTF is with this news flash?
2013-04-19 01:25:46 PM
2 votes:
I do not find her attractive at all.

/queue know how i know....
2013-04-19 01:09:21 PM
2 votes:

Grumpy Cat: a61sun: Poor Lamar is gonna be heartbroken during the playoffs!

Oh wait, wrong Kardasian?...carry on!

To be fair, there is no right Kardashian.


That's true. Isn't it sad that the OJ defense lawyer is now the most respectable Kardashian?
2013-04-19 01:08:37 PM
2 votes:

Can I say I'm liking her pregnancy look. Not too supersized. And now I could hit it and not worry about getting her pregnant!


www.eonline.com

2013-04-19 12:33:52 PM
2 votes:
When asked for comment, she said, "I thought pregnant and married just wasn't skanky enough for my image, so decided to become single and knocked up while I still could."
2013-04-19 12:33:35 PM
2 votes:
Trolling admins....

I love fark.
2013-04-19 12:33:26 PM
2 votes:
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2013-04-19 12:32:30 PM
2 votes:
finally some important news
2013-04-19 07:06:35 PM
1 votes:
Why does nobody ever knock off the reality show creeps and awful debutantes? Why is it always innocent 8-year-old kids and ineffectual politicians?

I'm not wishing death on anyone here. I'm just saying, if you're going to go crazy and hurt people, why not at least hurt people who are a detriment to society in the first place? Why do you have to go after decent, normal people who never corrupted the world with selfish bullshiat?

I think most people would gladly trade everyone who died in the Boston attack, or Sandy Hook, or 9/11 for the Kardashians, the cast of Jersey Shore, the real Housewives of wherever-the-fark, most of the stars of TLC shows, and Paris Hilton. If I could see the news saying that that 8-year-old kid was alive, but Kim Kardashian suddenly and spontaneously exploded, I would feel there was some justice in the world.

I wish them no specific harm. I just think it's completely unfair that awful people keep on going and getting more wealthy and famous as if it's a reward for being horrible human beings, while the good people only become famous when they're killed by the scum of our species.

The world kinda sucks.
2013-04-19 04:00:25 PM
1 votes:
memecrunch.com
2013-04-19 03:14:32 PM
1 votes:
She was married? Again?
2013-04-19 02:29:08 PM
1 votes:
i78.photobucket.com
2013-04-19 02:19:50 PM
1 votes:

scottydoesntknow: gideon: [i130.photobucket.com image 480x360]

That's one of the creepiest things I've seen.


24.media.tumblr.com

Is it just me, or does busey totally have biatch tits in that gif?
2013-04-19 02:13:36 PM
1 votes:

scottydoesntknow: gideon: [i130.photobucket.com image 480x360]

That's one of the creepiest things I've seen.

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25.media.tumblr.com
2013-04-19 01:47:37 PM
1 votes:

JohnnyRebel88: She looks like her vagina would smell like hot garbage.


lulz...oh, and...

grokca: Fat ass is back on the menu, boys.


dat ass is gonna be soooo grotesque in not so many years....
2013-04-19 01:39:43 PM
1 votes:
Why did she marry a mouth breather?
2013-04-19 01:33:33 PM
1 votes:

ImpatientlyUnsympathetic: give me doughnuts: I's okay if this pregnancy wrecks her body.
Kendall is getting hotter by the day.

I just can't believe Bruce Jenner is letting his kids get brought in to the "famous because sex tape" circus.



That gold medal was a long time ago, he needs a meal-ticket.
2013-04-19 01:31:49 PM
1 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: NYCNative: Newsflash?  Really?

Die in a fire, Fark.

MexicanNerd: WTF is with this news flash?

notyomama: Why the fark is this breaking news?  Nobody gives a shiat.

You people need to get a sense of humor.



If only this website had a slogan that would tell you whether this is news or not.
2013-04-19 01:28:36 PM
1 votes:
i744.photobucket.com
2013-04-19 01:23:28 PM
1 votes:

NYCNative: Newsflash?  Really?

Die in a fire, Fark.


MexicanNerd: WTF is with this news flash?


notyomama: Why the fark is this breaking news?  Nobody gives a shiat.


You people need to get a sense of humor.
2013-04-19 01:14:56 PM
1 votes:
The only News Flash I want to see about Kim Kardashian should include, in its headline, "torn to pieces by rabid badgers."
2013-04-19 01:07:44 PM
1 votes:
I would like to wake up some morning and read that all the top tabloid celebrities went over a 1000 foot cliff in a burning bus.
2013-04-19 01:00:59 PM
1 votes:
The only thing that could make this week even worse than it already is would be if Amanda Bynes smoked the last of the planet's marijuana.
2013-04-19 01:00:25 PM
1 votes:
Who, with an IQ higher than their shoe size, gives a flying fark about this total waste of oxygen?
2013-04-19 12:57:48 PM
1 votes:
Smeggy Smurf


I'd rather her flash her tits than to see this as a news flash

Use the Google, I doubt it will take much time.
2013-04-19 12:50:12 PM
1 votes:

TheNewJesus: I don't get it, is her butt just full of semen?


If that was the issue, I doubt she'd be pregnant.

NTTAWWT
2013-04-19 12:49:59 PM
1 votes:
I'd rather her flash her tits than to see this as a news flash
2013-04-19 12:47:59 PM
1 votes:
I don't get it, is her butt just full of semen?
2013-04-19 12:47:44 PM
1 votes:

Timmy the Tumor: Cmon, mods.  Save the "Newsflash" notification for when she gives birth and the little bastard comes out with seven arms, two heads, and an ass the size of a medicine ball.


It'll have seven heads and ten horns.
2013-04-19 12:43:35 PM
1 votes:
dashrip13.files.wordpress.com
2013-04-19 12:38:17 PM
1 votes:
Dead weight jettisoned

You decide which
2013-04-19 12:37:55 PM
1 votes:
Cmon, mods.  Save the "Newsflash" notification for when she gives birth and the little bastard comes out with seven arms, two heads, and an ass the size of a medicine ball.
2013-04-19 12:33:54 PM
1 votes:
i130.photobucket.com
2013-04-19 12:33:37 PM
1 votes:
CNN said "deported".
2013-04-19 12:33:13 PM
1 votes:
Goddamn it, Fark.
2013-04-19 12:32:54 PM
1 votes:
CNN, FOX, ABC, etc are STILL NOT REPORTING THIS.  Its up to us to get this news out there people.
2013-04-19 12:32:54 PM
1 votes:
Newsflash? I see what you did there.
2013-04-19 12:32:53 PM
1 votes:
Goddammit!  Another apology to coworkers for "squirrel with big nuts".
2013-04-19 12:32:49 PM
1 votes:
Why the fark is this breaking news?  Nobody gives a shiat.
2013-04-19 12:32:46 PM
1 votes:
Green light win!
2013-04-19 12:31:37 PM
1 votes:
From reality?
 
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