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(TMZ) NewsFlash Breaking news from TMZ: Kim Kardashian is now divorced   (tmz.com) divider line 251
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2013-04-19 02:04:32 PM
renaissanceronin.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-19 02:04:40 PM
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2013-04-19 02:06:09 PM
And to think, this story was almost buried in the midst of all of the other news coming out today - thank you Fark for helping me get my priorities straight
 
2013-04-19 02:06:36 PM
img1.fark.net  i have a Bottle of Wild Turkey and a pack of Oreos.
 
2013-04-19 02:08:37 PM
PsyLord


So Kris wanted the annulment and $7 mil and Kim wanted a divorce and no monies paid. I was under the impression that an annulment basically stated that the marriage never existed so I'm not sure why he could claim any monies from it. Any divorcee's want to enlighten me?


Maybe if he gets the annulment and the $$$ he won't do a tell-all book or publish the photos on his phone? If Kim get the divorce and no money, then he goes to the publishers and gets a $7 advance.

Just guessing. I'm sure the lawyers settled all this before the lovebirds conjoined.
 
2013-04-19 02:09:55 PM
Who the fark cares.

Call me when she is mistaken for a pig and turned into the bacon and ham for my breakfast.
 
2013-04-19 02:10:19 PM
And his book will be titled:

"Dat A$$ behind dat a$$"
 
2013-04-19 02:12:09 PM
Let me make this comment for the entire solar system.

SO?
 
2013-04-19 02:13:36 PM

scottydoesntknow: gideon: [i130.photobucket.com image 480x360]

That's one of the creepiest things I've seen.

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2013-04-19 02:14:37 PM

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
 
2013-04-19 02:15:46 PM
Why the Fark is this a News Flash? Fark this shiate.
 
2013-04-19 02:16:14 PM
theelephantgun.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-19 02:16:28 PM

FARK rebel soldier: scottydoesntknow: gideon: [i130.photobucket.com image 480x360]

That's one of the creepiest things I've seen.

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Thanks.  Now I have  reason to stay up all night drinking
 
2013-04-19 02:17:35 PM

Smeggy Smurf: FARK rebel soldier: scottydoesntknow: gideon: [i130.photobucket.com image 480x360]

That's one of the creepiest things I've seen.

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Thanks.  Now I have  reason to stay up all night drinking


I got sucked into that one bad... I kept counting the rows of teeth like that mattered. WTF is wrong with this world? Is this real life?
 
2013-04-19 02:17:58 PM
I up-voted this just so the Butthurt would show as -11.

I love a good troll headline for a Friday trainwreck.
 
2013-04-19 02:18:02 PM

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Pretty much sums up what the front page looks like right now.
 
2013-04-19 02:19:50 PM

scottydoesntknow: gideon: [i130.photobucket.com image 480x360]

That's one of the creepiest things I've seen.


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Is it just me, or does busey totally have biatch tits in that gif?
 
2013-04-19 02:21:10 PM

uttertosh: scottydoesntknow: gideon: [i130.photobucket.com image 480x360]

That's one of the creepiest things I've seen.

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Is it just me, or does busey totally have biatch tits in that gif?


I see it too. Its like his head on some old woman's body.
 
2013-04-19 02:26:05 PM
sixpacktech.com

RIP SLIM CARDASSIAN
 
2013-04-19 02:29:08 PM
i78.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-19 02:31:46 PM
fark  you fark. way to much other serious stuff going on right now
 
2013-04-19 02:32:30 PM
I'm on team Kris, but technically, i don't really know what he was trying to achieve.. Just seems like a dumbass.    She had offered him a settlement before and he refused.   

It was all a big show, and he went along for the ride.  He shouldn't reaped it for what it was worth.
 
2013-04-19 02:36:03 PM
toasting in epic bread
 
2013-04-19 02:36:18 PM
DAT ASS.
 
2013-04-19 02:38:28 PM

brightestfell: [img1.fark.net image 54x11]  i have a Bottle of Wild Turkey and a pack of Oreos.


I'll see your Oreos and raise you some Strawberry Fig Newtons.
 
2013-04-19 02:39:34 PM

TheNewJesus: I don't get it, is her butt just full of semen?


Welcome to my favourites.
 
2013-04-19 02:40:54 PM
Aw damn! Now that biatch is gonna start callin' me every day again!
 
2013-04-19 02:47:39 PM
Good thing we didn't let the gays get married and ruin the sanctity of marriage
 
2013-04-19 02:47:52 PM
dtdstudios.com
 
2013-04-19 02:48:52 PM
Oh, for fark's sake...
 
2013-04-19 02:52:46 PM
Wow...I need sleep. I read that as:

Kim Kardashian is now dead.

And I was all like "Wow...a bright spot to the week!"

But then I felt guilty.
 
2013-04-19 02:52:55 PM
Get an abortion and we'll care for another 6 hours.
 
2013-04-19 02:55:16 PM
CDC requests major stockpiling of penicillin.
 
2013-04-19 02:56:55 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: stir22: JohnnyRebel88: She looks like her vagina would smell like hot garbage.

lulz...oh, and...

grokca: Fat ass is back on the menu, boys.

dat ass is gonna be soooo grotesque in not so many years....

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It's already there.


Thats Kim Kardashian? I thought that was Octomom.
 
2013-04-19 02:58:18 PM

JohnnyRebel88: She looks like her vagina would smell like hot garbage.


We've replaced Kim Kardashian's cooter with a pile of hot garbage. Let's see if anyone notices.
 
2013-04-19 03:05:38 PM

spentmiles: Oh boy, here we go.  People can't stand a beautiful, successful, talented woman.  She's accomplished more in her life than you ever will.  So, basically, whatever you say about her, goes like double for you.  Maybe triple.


Like her chin(s) perhaps?
 
2013-04-19 03:06:52 PM

JohnnyRebel88: She looks like her vagina would smell like hot garbage.


Did someone say "leftovers"??!

celebritiesgettingfat.com
 
2013-04-19 03:09:09 PM
When shellacked and spackled with makeup and squeezed into a sausage casing dress, she looks less real than the rendered chicks on erotic-3d-art.com. When not made up, she's hideous.
 
2013-04-19 03:14:32 PM
She was married? Again?
 
2013-04-19 03:15:26 PM
I loved the SNL skit a few years ago, when (as played by the girls on SNL) the Kardashian sisters introduced themselves:

"I'm Kim, the pretty one."
"I'm Kourtney, the smart one."
"I'm Khloe."
 
2013-04-19 03:21:57 PM
I just farted in line at Starbucks. News at 11.
 
2013-04-19 03:24:04 PM

Karl LaFong: JohnnyRebel88: She looks like her vagina would smell like hot garbage.

We've replaced Kim Kardashian's cooter with a pile of hot garbage tuna salad left in the hot trunk of a car for a week. Let's see if anyone notices.

 
2013-04-19 03:25:45 PM
I'm just waiting for Taylor Swift to barge into the delivery room where Kim and Kanye are and announce "I'mma let you finish pushing, but Beyonce had the cutest baby of all time. ALL TIME!" Then drop the mike and storm out.

That would make my year.
 
2013-04-19 03:29:52 PM
"The device has yet to be invented that can measure my indifference to that statement." - Hawkeye Pierce
 
2013-04-19 03:32:26 PM
Who is she,and why should I care?
 
2013-04-19 03:35:28 PM
THE MAYANS PREDICTED THIS!
 
2013-04-19 03:48:07 PM

StickyBunBandit: Who is she,and why should I care?


you probably know her as Kim K
 
2013-04-19 04:00:08 PM
Has there ever been a child born more ashamed of his/her parents than Kim's child will be?
 
2013-04-19 04:00:25 PM
memecrunch.com
 
2013-04-19 04:03:59 PM
i172.photobucket.com
 
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