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(TMZ) NewsFlash Breaking news from TMZ: Kim Kardashian is now divorced   (tmz.com) divider line 251
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20981 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Apr 2013 at 12:30 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»


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2013-04-19 01:20:44 PM  
She looks like her vagina would smell like hot garbage.
 
2013-04-19 01:20:50 PM  
Fat ass is back on the menu, boys.
 
2013-04-19 01:20:58 PM  
Sweet, now her and Kanye can have that baby they have been wanting
 
2013-04-19 01:22:08 PM  
This story makes me emotionally constipated.


I just don't give a shiat.
 
2013-04-19 01:22:33 PM  
Oh boy, here we go.  People can't stand a beautiful, successful, talented woman.  She's accomplished more in her life than you ever will.  So, basically, whatever you say about her, goes like double for you.  Maybe triple.
 
2013-04-19 01:23:17 PM  
BEST. NEWS FLASH. EVAR.
 
2013-04-19 01:23:28 PM  

NYCNative: Newsflash?  Really?

Die in a fire, Fark.


MexicanNerd: WTF is with this news flash?


notyomama: Why the fark is this breaking news?  Nobody gives a shiat.


You people need to get a sense of humor.
 
2013-04-19 01:24:20 PM  
DAMMIT FARK THIS GOES TO MY INBOX

That I was able to read in my meeting. That I laughed at. Well-played.


basemetal: [i.qkme.me image 625x770]


Recognizing & caring are two different things. Just my o-pinie-yun.
 
2013-04-19 01:25:18 PM  

Flakeloaf: Legio Minervia: Count me in as someone who thinks the News Flash tag for this story is over the top, even for Fark.

[i3.kym-cdn.com image 480x360]


Go be stupid somewhere else.
 
2013-04-19 01:25:21 PM  

skinink: Can I say I'm liking her pregnancy look. Not too supersized. And now I could hit it and not worry about getting her pregnant!
[www.eonline.com image 634x1024]



Not too supersized? WTF? She looks like a beached whale fer Christ's sake!
 
2013-04-19 01:25:29 PM  

ImpatientlyUnsympathetic: teenage mutant ninja rapist: Breaking news: its 11:09 am where Im at and Ive already fapped 4 times. Breaking news.

Has CNN confirmed this? NYPost?


No. However the AP has un confirmed reports of a fifth fap.
you heard it here first. A fifth fap!
 
2013-04-19 01:25:40 PM  

spentmiles: Oh boy, here we go.  People can't stand a beautiful, successful, talented woman.  She's accomplished more in her life than you ever will.  So, basically, whatever you say about her, goes like double for you.  Maybe triple.

alented?

Taleneted, how so?

Success, of a sort I suppose. Becoming famous is "success" to some people, no doubt she makes more money than anyone posting here.  I don't see how you can see she has accomplished anything.

She is pretty, I'll give you that. Still, these reality stars need people to hate them otherwise their careers are impossible.
 
2013-04-19 01:25:46 PM  
I do not find her attractive at all.

/queue know how i know....
 
2013-04-19 01:25:49 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: You people need to get a sense of humor.


What do you mean, YOU PEOPLE?
 
2013-04-19 01:25:50 PM  

spentmiles: Oh boy, here we go.  People can't stand a beautiful, successful, talented woman.  She's accomplished more in her life than you ever will.  So, basically, whatever you say about her, goes like double for you.  Maybe triple.


LOL.
 
2013-04-19 01:26:50 PM  
spentmiles, I've seen some of your other work, so I'm pretty sure you aren't serious.. but I gotta ask, out of sheer morbid curiosity.. how would you consider her successful and/or talented at anything other than duping people?
 
2013-04-19 01:28:16 PM  
Inquiring minds want to know.
 
2013-04-19 01:28:26 PM  
I's okay if this pregnancy wrecks her body.
Kendall is getting hotter by the day.
 
2013-04-19 01:28:36 PM  
i744.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-19 01:29:05 PM  
Why is she important again?
 
2013-04-19 01:29:23 PM  

give me doughnuts: I's okay if this pregnancy wrecks her body.
Kendall is getting hotter by the day.


I just can't believe Bruce Jenner is letting his kids get brought in to the "famous because sex tape" circus.
 
2013-04-19 01:30:51 PM  

maudibjr: I do not find her attractive at all.

/queue know how i know....


I agree with you.  Her face looks like an alien to me, and also like she has had plastic surgery.  Her body is fake too.  Frankly, I see better looking women every day just walking down the street.

I don't get the hype.
 
2013-04-19 01:31:17 PM  

maudibjr: I do not find her attractive at all.

/queue know how i know....


More like, "queue nobody asked...."
 
2013-04-19 01:31:42 PM  
i372.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-19 01:31:49 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: NYCNative: Newsflash?  Really?

Die in a fire, Fark.

MexicanNerd: WTF is with this news flash?

notyomama: Why the fark is this breaking news?  Nobody gives a shiat.

You people need to get a sense of humor.



If only this website had a slogan that would tell you whether this is news or not.
 
2013-04-19 01:32:27 PM  

nocturnal001: spentmiles: Oh boy, here we go.  People can't stand a beautiful, successful, talented woman.  She's accomplished more in her life than you ever will.  So, basically, whatever you say about her, goes like double for you.  Maybe triple.
alented?

Taleneted, how so?

Success, of a sort I suppose. Becoming famous is "success" to some people, no doubt she makes more money than anyone posting here.  I don't see how you can see she has accomplished anything.

She is pretty, I'll give you that. Still, these reality stars need people to hate them otherwise their careers are impossible.


I see you've met spentmiles.  Welcome to Fark.
 
2013-04-19 01:32:39 PM  

NightSteel: spentmiles, I've seen some of your other work, so I'm pretty sure you aren't serious.. but I gotta ask, out of sheer morbid curiosity.. how would you consider her successful and/or talented at anything other than duping people?


You've got a picture of Bo Jackson on your bedroom wall.  I've got a poster of Kim.  Your answer is in your question.
 
2013-04-19 01:33:33 PM  

ImpatientlyUnsympathetic: give me doughnuts: I's okay if this pregnancy wrecks her body.
Kendall is getting hotter by the day.

I just can't believe Bruce Jenner is letting his kids get brought in to the "famous because sex tape" circus.



That gold medal was a long time ago, he needs a meal-ticket.
 
2013-04-19 01:34:12 PM  

maudibjr: I do not find her attractive at all.

/queue know how i know....


I think she has a pretty face, after a ton of make-up on it, but it is still a pretty face. Before her eggo was preggo, she look pretty decent (to pretty hot) with tight clothes... But almost every picture I have seen of her with a bathing suit were not too flattering at all.
 
2013-04-19 01:36:17 PM  

smartasspt: CNN, FOX, ABC, etc are STILL NOT REPORTING THIS.  Its up to us to get this news out there people.


False flag! False flag!
 
2013-04-19 01:38:11 PM  

NightSteel: spentmiles, I've seen some of your other work, so I'm pretty sure you aren't serious.. but I gotta ask, out of sheer morbid curiosity.. how would you consider her successful and/or talented at anything other than duping people?


Not to be a contrarian or anything, but I seriously don't understand the hate for her. Up until sometime last year, I couldn't have picked her out of a line-up if you just showed me her face because I didn't care to follow whatever it was she was doing. I just knew that SOMEBODY liked it because I kept hearing her name. You all get pissed that she got famous for farking someone but all of you love Ron Jeremy and no one gives Jenna Jamison this type of shiat. She's a pretty woman with a nice ass who figured out that there was a market for her just being her and she sold it to us. Somebody bought it and she made a lot of money. Fark is there to hate her about?
 
2013-04-19 01:38:33 PM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-04-19 01:39:43 PM  
Why did she marry a mouth breather?
 
2013-04-19 01:39:55 PM  
Csb: Kim Kardashian was the guest when I was in the audience of the Tonight Show with Jay Leno a few summers ago. She was engaged at that time.

The earlier time I was in the audience, the guests were Michelle Pfeiffer and Dr. Phil just before his TV show started.

/end csb.
 
2013-04-19 01:40:00 PM  

Deep Contact: Why is she important again?


She won the high speed c*ck sucking championship 3 years in a row. Really expected to clean up in abu dhabi this year to
 
2013-04-19 01:43:26 PM  
img1.fark.net...and no single shiat was given that day!
 
2013-04-19 01:44:08 PM  

MexicanNerd: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: You people need to get a sense of humor.

What do you mean, YOU PEOPLE?


Thank you! Internet fist bump.
 
2013-04-19 01:46:38 PM  
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2013-04-19 01:46:49 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Thank you! Internet fist bump.


HighFive.Gif

/Akward like that
 
2013-04-19 01:47:15 PM  
You mean the Armenians are in on it too?  I might have known...
 
2013-04-19 01:47:25 PM  

spentmiles: Oh boy, here we go.  People can't stand a beautiful, successful, talented woman.  She's accomplished more in her life than you ever will.  So, basically, whatever you say about her, goes like double for you.  Maybe triple.


She was born into money and privilege... what an accomplishment...
 
2013-04-19 01:47:37 PM  

JohnnyRebel88: She looks like her vagina would smell like hot garbage.


lulz...oh, and...

grokca: Fat ass is back on the menu, boys.


dat ass is gonna be soooo grotesque in not so many years....
 
2013-04-19 01:49:33 PM  
Ok, that was a much needed laugh.
 
2013-04-19 01:49:37 PM  
My local Fox station preempted TMZ this morning for some crap story about some bomb, or something - if it wasn't for Fark.com, I'd have missed this important piece of news.
Thank you, Fark!
 
2013-04-19 01:51:21 PM  
I think it is safe to say...
 
2013-04-19 01:51:43 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: NYCNative: Newsflash?  Really?

Die in a fire, Fark.

MexicanNerd: WTF is with this news flash?

notyomama: Why the fark is this breaking news?  Nobody gives a shiat.

You people need to get a sense of humor.


Oh,  hush.  I already admitted that I was successfully trolled by the mods. Let's move on.
 
2013-04-19 01:52:13 PM  

batlock666: Timmy the Tumor:

Cmon, mods.  Save the "Newsflash" notification for when she gives birth and the little bastard comes out with seven arms, two heads, and an ass the size of a medicine ball.

It'll have seven heads and ten horns.


No, that'll be her kid by ME. With Satan's help: I had a vasectomy years ago.


/ I'm still waiting patiently, Misses Kardashian, Lohan and Aniston. Right here.
 
2013-04-19 01:55:29 PM  

stir22: JohnnyRebel88: She looks like her vagina would smell like hot garbage.

lulz...oh, and...

grokca: Fat ass is back on the menu, boys.

dat ass is gonna be soooo grotesque in not so many years....


l3.yimg.com

It's already there.
 
2013-04-19 02:02:22 PM  
So Kris wanted the annulment and $7 mil and Kim wanted a divorce and no monies paid.  I was under the impression that an annulment basically stated that the marriage never existed so I'm not sure why he could claim any monies from it.  Any divorcee's want to enlighten me?
 
2013-04-19 02:02:49 PM  
She looks nice and all, but honestly I was never interested in seeing Kim Kardashian and the word Flash in the same headline.
 
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