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(TMZ) NewsFlash Breaking news from TMZ: Kim Kardashian is now divorced   (tmz.com) divider line 251
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2013-04-19 12:44:24 PM  

Virtuoso80: When asked for comment, she said, "I thought pregnant and married just wasn't skanky enough for my image, so decided to become single and knocked up while I still could."


I don't know.  Still married to one guy and pregnant by another - and very publicly at that - seems quite skanky enough.  Maybe I'm too old-fashioned.
 
2013-04-19 12:45:07 PM  
Quick!  Somebody update us on the Phil Spector trial!
 
2013-04-19 12:45:10 PM  
That's it.  I just can't take another tragedy this week.
 
2013-04-19 12:45:23 PM  
Shut
Down
Everything.

See? Boston's going along with it.
 
2013-04-19 12:45:39 PM  

scottydoesntknow: gideon: [i130.photobucket.com image 480x360]

That's one of the creepiest things I've seen.

24.media.tumblr.com


Linked for size
 
2013-04-19 12:46:13 PM  
For pics of everyone who cares, there are some other threads with pictures of Boston today.
 
2013-04-19 12:46:39 PM  

Mr. Right: Still married to one guy and pregnant by another - and very publicly at that - seems quite skanky enough.  Maybe I'm too old-fashioned.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-19 12:46:45 PM  
Frankly, the way this week's been going I needed a good laugh, and the newsflash headline delivered.
 
2013-04-19 12:46:49 PM  
Thus concludes the worst week in American history
 
2013-04-19 12:47:20 PM  

Mr. Right: Virtuoso80: When asked for comment, she said, "I thought pregnant and married just wasn't skanky enough for my image, so decided to become single and knocked up while I still could."

I don't know.  Still married to one guy and pregnant by another - and very publicly at that - seems quite skanky enough.  Maybe I'm too old-fashioned.


Agreed, I think she backed down the skanky by not actually giving birth to another man's child while still married to the first guy for pretend. Who would have thought you could say Kim K backed down the skanky?!
 
2013-04-19 12:47:42 PM  
Having spent much of the night in the Boston threads with you guys, I think this is hilarious.
 
2013-04-19 12:47:44 PM  

Timmy the Tumor: Cmon, mods.  Save the "Newsflash" notification for when she gives birth and the little bastard comes out with seven arms, two heads, and an ass the size of a medicine ball.


It'll have seven heads and ten horns.
 
2013-04-19 12:47:59 PM  
I don't get it, is her butt just full of semen?
 
2013-04-19 12:48:13 PM  
seeswhatyoudidthere.gif
 
2013-04-19 12:48:56 PM  

Timmy the Tumor: Cmon, mods.  Save the "Newsflash" notification for when she gives birth and the little bastard comes out with seven arms, two heads, and an ass the size of a medicine ball.


Only the 5th worst thing to come out of her vagina, I believe.
 
2013-04-19 12:49:15 PM  

notyomama: Why the fark is this breaking news?  Nobody gives a shiat.


encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-04-19 12:49:19 PM  
So she's packing her trunk?
 
2013-04-19 12:49:59 PM  
I'd rather her flash her tits than to see this as a news flash
 
2013-04-19 12:50:12 PM  

TheNewJesus: I don't get it, is her butt just full of semen?


If that was the issue, I doubt she'd be pregnant.

NTTAWWT
 
2013-04-19 12:52:59 PM  
She must be pissed that the media is (rightfully) focused on something else and therefore cannot media-whore herself as effectively.
 
2013-04-19 12:55:17 PM  

blindio: For pics of everyone who cares, there are some other threads with pictures of Boston today.


Boston?! Something happen there?
 
2013-04-19 12:56:30 PM  

ImpatientlyUnsympathetic: Who would have thought you could say Kim K backed down the skanky?!


Certainly not me.  I'm going to need a little time to wrap my head around that one.  I've always thought of the Kardashians as Maury Povich fodder with more money but without all that class.
 
2013-04-19 12:57:05 PM  
EyeballKid [TotalFark]

blindio:

For pics of everyone who cares, there are some other threads with pictures of Boston today.

Boston?! Something happen there?


Boston? Oh noes! That's where I keep all my baked beans.
 
2013-04-19 12:57:48 PM  
Smeggy Smurf


I'd rather her flash her tits than to see this as a news flash

Use the Google, I doubt it will take much time.
 
2013-04-19 12:58:54 PM  
CNN says a suspect in the pregnancy has been arrested.
 
2013-04-19 01:00:25 PM  
Who, with an IQ higher than their shoe size, gives a flying fark about this total waste of oxygen?
 
2013-04-19 01:00:27 PM  
Poor Lamar is gonna be heartbroken during the playoffs!

Oh wait, wrong Kardasian?...carry on!
 
2013-04-19 01:00:59 PM  
The only thing that could make this week even worse than it already is would be if Amanda Bynes smoked the last of the planet's marijuana.
 
2013-04-19 01:01:18 PM  
I scrolled through and was surprised not to see this comment:

"This is now the lead story on CNN"
 
2013-04-19 01:01:47 PM  

a61sun: Poor Lamar is gonna be heartbroken during the playoffs!

Oh wait, wrong Kardasian?...carry on!


To be fair, there is no right Kardashian.
 
2013-04-19 01:02:04 PM  
i.qkme.me
 
2013-04-19 01:04:30 PM  

basemetal: [i.qkme.me image 625x770]


This.
 
2013-04-19 01:06:12 PM  
I HOPE THE SWAT TEAM TEARS HER ASS APART!


/but, seriously, that could take days
//big job
///Ha ha, I said job
 
2013-04-19 01:06:17 PM  
I admit I'm a little disappointed. I was looking forward to Kim being made to admit how fake she is under oath.
 
2013-04-19 01:07:18 PM  
HOTY.

Hilarious.
 
2013-04-19 01:07:28 PM  
You didn't expect her to be upstaged by the events in Boston did you?   Honestly, the KK body hair eruption story was more newsworthy than this.
 
2013-04-19 01:07:44 PM  
I would like to wake up some morning and read that all the top tabloid celebrities went over a 1000 foot cliff in a burning bus.
 
2013-04-19 01:08:37 PM  

Can I say I'm liking her pregnancy look. Not too supersized. And now I could hit it and not worry about getting her pregnant!


www.eonline.com

 
2013-04-19 01:08:47 PM  
Thank you, Subby.  I have been waiting hours for a good News Flash.
 
2013-04-19 01:09:21 PM  

Grumpy Cat: a61sun: Poor Lamar is gonna be heartbroken during the playoffs!

Oh wait, wrong Kardasian?...carry on!

To be fair, there is no right Kardashian.


That's true. Isn't it sad that the OJ defense lawyer is now the most respectable Kardashian?
 
2013-04-19 01:09:30 PM  
I say again.  I called it.  People would go crazy on the newsflashes and it would be awesome!

http://www.fark.com/comments/7706757/83698149#c83698149
 
2013-04-19 01:10:27 PM  
Breaking news: its 11:09 am where Im at and Ive already fapped 4 times. Breaking news.
 
2013-04-19 01:11:13 PM  

teenage mutant ninja rapist: Breaking news: its 11:09 am where Im at and Ive already fapped 4 times. Breaking news.


Has CNN confirmed this? NYPost?
 
2013-04-19 01:12:40 PM  

ImpatientlyUnsympathetic: Grumpy Cat: a61sun: Poor Lamar is gonna be heartbroken during the playoffs!

Oh wait, wrong Kardasian?...carry on!

To be fair, there is no right Kardashian.

That's true. Isn't it sad that the OJ defense lawyer is now the most respectable Kardashian?


Well, he hasn't been in the news much recently. So, there's that.

/knows he's dead
//good
 
2013-04-19 01:13:25 PM  
Count me in as someone who thinks the News Flash tag for this story is over the top, even for Fark.
 
2013-04-19 01:14:56 PM  
The only News Flash I want to see about Kim Kardashian should include, in its headline, "torn to pieces by rabid badgers."
 
2013-04-19 01:16:52 PM  

Grumpy Cat: ImpatientlyUnsympathetic: Grumpy Cat: a61sun: Poor Lamar is gonna be heartbroken during the playoffs!

Oh wait, wrong Kardasian?...carry on!

To be fair, there is no right Kardashian.

That's true. Isn't it sad that the OJ defense lawyer is now the most respectable Kardashian?

Well, he hasn't been in the news much recently. So, there's that.

/knows he's dead
//good


Yeah, he didn't get his chance to do anything even more awful. But I think this is a cautionary tale about why children need two parents, because some single parents don't have the sense to stop capitalizing on something that their child should be ashamed of.
 
2013-04-19 01:17:44 PM  

Legio Minervia: Count me in as someone who thinks the News Flash tag for this story is over the top, even for Fark.


i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-04-19 01:18:59 PM  
Could we take a break from the NewsFlash tag for a while? I'm kinda full up here.
 
2013-04-19 01:19:51 PM  
ahahaha its funny cause its not really important news, whereas it happens that today is a day full of breaking news developments.. lulz

/it isn't funny
 
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