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(TMZ) NewsFlash Breaking news from TMZ: Kim Kardashian is now divorced   (tmz.com) divider line 251
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2013-04-19 12:31:37 PM  
From reality?
 
2013-04-19 12:31:52 PM  
img1.fark.net Poop coming out now
 
2013-04-19 12:32:01 PM  
Hear that? That the sounds of no one caring.
 
2013-04-19 12:32:02 PM  
Newsflash?  Really?

Die in a fire, Fark.
 
2013-04-19 12:32:11 PM  
WTF is with this news flash?
 
2013-04-19 12:32:21 PM  
This is important . This means something.
 
2013-04-19 12:32:30 PM  
finally some important news
 
2013-04-19 12:32:44 PM  
Our long national nightmare is over.
 
2013-04-19 12:32:46 PM  
Green light win!
 
2013-04-19 12:32:49 PM  
Why the fark is this breaking news?  Nobody gives a shiat.
 
2013-04-19 12:32:53 PM  
Goddammit!  Another apology to coworkers for "squirrel with big nuts".
 
2013-04-19 12:32:54 PM  
Newsflash? I see what you did there.
 
2013-04-19 12:32:54 PM  
CNN, FOX, ABC, etc are STILL NOT REPORTING THIS.  Its up to us to get this news out there people.
 
2013-04-19 12:33:07 PM  
Kanye believe it?
 
2013-04-19 12:33:13 PM  
Goddamn it, Fark.
 
2013-04-19 12:33:16 PM  
Thank goodness. Now we can finally put the events of the past week behind us.
 
2013-04-19 12:33:18 PM  
News Flash? Really? I suppose I should be grateful that it's just specious idiot fluff instead of yet another disaster. I'm getting a Pavlovian avoidance reflex towards checking my email.
 
2013-04-19 12:33:26 PM  
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2013-04-19 12:33:35 PM  
Trolling admins....

I love fark.
 
2013-04-19 12:33:37 PM  
CNN said "deported".
 
2013-04-19 12:33:52 PM  
When asked for comment, she said, "I thought pregnant and married just wasn't skanky enough for my image, so decided to become single and knocked up while I still could."
 
2013-04-19 12:33:54 PM  
i130.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-19 12:34:12 PM  

NYCNative: Newsflash?  Really?

Die in a fire, Fark.


subby's trolling for the newsflash butthurt from earlier in the week.
 
2013-04-19 12:34:13 PM  
Hey guys! I just popped a zit on my ass! Good news indeed!
 
2013-04-19 12:34:30 PM  

notyomama: Why the fark is this breaking news?  Nobody gives a shiat.


That's the joke.
 
2013-04-19 12:34:31 PM  
Thank you Fark. This is why I love you. Needed that.
 
2013-04-19 12:34:35 PM  
It's not news, it's FLASHDOTCOM
 
2013-04-19 12:34:53 PM  

NYCNative: Newsflash?  Really?

Die in a fire, Fark.


i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-04-19 12:34:56 PM  
When will this hell week end!!!!???
 
2013-04-19 12:35:13 PM  

gideon: [i130.photobucket.com image 480x360]


That's one of the creepiest things I've seen.

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-19 12:35:35 PM  
Awesome.
 
2013-04-19 12:36:12 PM  
farking Chechnyans!
 
2013-04-19 12:36:39 PM  
If this means she'll be in the news again... this week really could not get any worse.
 
2013-04-19 12:37:53 PM  
Surly U. Jest:

Hey guys! I just popped a zit on my ass! Good news indeed!

Pics or it didn't happen.


By the way, YOO-HOO! Ms. Kardashian! I'm now officially in line to become your next ex-husband! But you better hurry: I've been waiting for Lindsay Lohan for three years now and if she gets to me first....
 
2013-04-19 12:37:55 PM  
Cmon, mods.  Save the "Newsflash" notification for when she gives birth and the little bastard comes out with seven arms, two heads, and an ass the size of a medicine ball.
 
2013-04-19 12:38:17 PM  
Dead weight jettisoned

You decide which
 
2013-04-19 12:38:51 PM  
Thank god, our long national nightmare is finally over.
 
2013-04-19 12:39:17 PM  

SpartacusHobbs: notyomama: Why the fark is this breaking news?  Nobody gives a shiat.

That's the joke.


Duh - I should have realized.  This is not my first day on Fark.  Maybe I'm a little hypersensitive today.
 
2013-04-19 12:39:29 PM  
Remember this day, everyone.
 
2013-04-19 12:39:49 PM  
Ironic news flash! makes me laugh, then things get stabby
 
2013-04-19 12:39:51 PM  

MexicanNerd: WTF is with this news flash?


It's meant to be ironic. farking hipsters!
 
2013-04-19 12:40:14 PM  
i.imgur.com
/damn, I needed that
 
2013-04-19 12:40:14 PM  

gideon: [i130.photobucket.com image 480x360]


True horror.
 
2013-04-19 12:40:54 PM  
Good.
 
2013-04-19 12:41:38 PM  
First the bombings now this? I don't think I can take it.
 
2013-04-19 12:42:15 PM  
Didn't actually expect this to green.
 
2013-04-19 12:42:40 PM  
Never forget.
 
2013-04-19 12:43:35 PM  
dashrip13.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-19 12:43:38 PM  

NYCNative: Newsflash?  Really?

Die in a fire, Fark.


And to think I got banninated for 3 days for submitting a non-newsflashworthy article several years ago. I can't remember what it was, but it was WAY more newflashworthy than this.

The tag is now officially meaningless.
 
2013-04-19 12:44:14 PM  
Bad News Flash when real shiat is going on. Bad mod, no vodak!
 
2013-04-19 12:44:24 PM  

Virtuoso80: When asked for comment, she said, "I thought pregnant and married just wasn't skanky enough for my image, so decided to become single and knocked up while I still could."


I don't know.  Still married to one guy and pregnant by another - and very publicly at that - seems quite skanky enough.  Maybe I'm too old-fashioned.
 
2013-04-19 12:45:07 PM  
Quick!  Somebody update us on the Phil Spector trial!
 
2013-04-19 12:45:10 PM  
That's it.  I just can't take another tragedy this week.
 
2013-04-19 12:45:23 PM  
Shut
Down
Everything.

See? Boston's going along with it.
 
2013-04-19 12:45:39 PM  

scottydoesntknow: gideon: [i130.photobucket.com image 480x360]

That's one of the creepiest things I've seen.

24.media.tumblr.com


Linked for size
 
2013-04-19 12:46:13 PM  
For pics of everyone who cares, there are some other threads with pictures of Boston today.
 
2013-04-19 12:46:39 PM  

Mr. Right: Still married to one guy and pregnant by another - and very publicly at that - seems quite skanky enough.  Maybe I'm too old-fashioned.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-19 12:46:45 PM  
Frankly, the way this week's been going I needed a good laugh, and the newsflash headline delivered.
 
2013-04-19 12:46:49 PM  
Thus concludes the worst week in American history
 
2013-04-19 12:47:20 PM  

Mr. Right: Virtuoso80: When asked for comment, she said, "I thought pregnant and married just wasn't skanky enough for my image, so decided to become single and knocked up while I still could."

I don't know.  Still married to one guy and pregnant by another - and very publicly at that - seems quite skanky enough.  Maybe I'm too old-fashioned.


Agreed, I think she backed down the skanky by not actually giving birth to another man's child while still married to the first guy for pretend. Who would have thought you could say Kim K backed down the skanky?!
 
2013-04-19 12:47:42 PM  
Having spent much of the night in the Boston threads with you guys, I think this is hilarious.
 
2013-04-19 12:47:44 PM  

Timmy the Tumor: Cmon, mods.  Save the "Newsflash" notification for when she gives birth and the little bastard comes out with seven arms, two heads, and an ass the size of a medicine ball.


It'll have seven heads and ten horns.
 
2013-04-19 12:47:59 PM  
I don't get it, is her butt just full of semen?
 
2013-04-19 12:48:13 PM  
seeswhatyoudidthere.gif
 
2013-04-19 12:48:56 PM  

Timmy the Tumor: Cmon, mods.  Save the "Newsflash" notification for when she gives birth and the little bastard comes out with seven arms, two heads, and an ass the size of a medicine ball.


Only the 5th worst thing to come out of her vagina, I believe.
 
2013-04-19 12:49:15 PM  

notyomama: Why the fark is this breaking news?  Nobody gives a shiat.


encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-04-19 12:49:19 PM  
So she's packing her trunk?
 
2013-04-19 12:49:59 PM  
I'd rather her flash her tits than to see this as a news flash
 
2013-04-19 12:50:12 PM  

TheNewJesus: I don't get it, is her butt just full of semen?


If that was the issue, I doubt she'd be pregnant.

NTTAWWT
 
2013-04-19 12:52:59 PM  
She must be pissed that the media is (rightfully) focused on something else and therefore cannot media-whore herself as effectively.
 
2013-04-19 12:55:17 PM  

blindio: For pics of everyone who cares, there are some other threads with pictures of Boston today.


Boston?! Something happen there?
 
2013-04-19 12:56:30 PM  

ImpatientlyUnsympathetic: Who would have thought you could say Kim K backed down the skanky?!


Certainly not me.  I'm going to need a little time to wrap my head around that one.  I've always thought of the Kardashians as Maury Povich fodder with more money but without all that class.
 
2013-04-19 12:57:05 PM  
EyeballKid [TotalFark]

blindio:

For pics of everyone who cares, there are some other threads with pictures of Boston today.

Boston?! Something happen there?


Boston? Oh noes! That's where I keep all my baked beans.
 
2013-04-19 12:57:48 PM  
Smeggy Smurf


I'd rather her flash her tits than to see this as a news flash

Use the Google, I doubt it will take much time.
 
2013-04-19 12:58:54 PM  
CNN says a suspect in the pregnancy has been arrested.
 
2013-04-19 01:00:25 PM  
Who, with an IQ higher than their shoe size, gives a flying fark about this total waste of oxygen?
 
2013-04-19 01:00:27 PM  
Poor Lamar is gonna be heartbroken during the playoffs!

Oh wait, wrong Kardasian?...carry on!
 
2013-04-19 01:00:59 PM  
The only thing that could make this week even worse than it already is would be if Amanda Bynes smoked the last of the planet's marijuana.
 
2013-04-19 01:01:18 PM  
I scrolled through and was surprised not to see this comment:

"This is now the lead story on CNN"
 
2013-04-19 01:01:47 PM  

a61sun: Poor Lamar is gonna be heartbroken during the playoffs!

Oh wait, wrong Kardasian?...carry on!


To be fair, there is no right Kardashian.
 
2013-04-19 01:02:04 PM  
i.qkme.me
 
2013-04-19 01:04:30 PM  

basemetal: [i.qkme.me image 625x770]


This.
 
2013-04-19 01:06:12 PM  
I HOPE THE SWAT TEAM TEARS HER ASS APART!


/but, seriously, that could take days
//big job
///Ha ha, I said job
 
2013-04-19 01:06:17 PM  
I admit I'm a little disappointed. I was looking forward to Kim being made to admit how fake she is under oath.
 
2013-04-19 01:07:18 PM  
HOTY.

Hilarious.
 
2013-04-19 01:07:28 PM  
You didn't expect her to be upstaged by the events in Boston did you?   Honestly, the KK body hair eruption story was more newsworthy than this.
 
2013-04-19 01:07:44 PM  
I would like to wake up some morning and read that all the top tabloid celebrities went over a 1000 foot cliff in a burning bus.
 
2013-04-19 01:08:37 PM  

Can I say I'm liking her pregnancy look. Not too supersized. And now I could hit it and not worry about getting her pregnant!


www.eonline.com

 
2013-04-19 01:08:47 PM  
Thank you, Subby.  I have been waiting hours for a good News Flash.
 
2013-04-19 01:09:21 PM  

Grumpy Cat: a61sun: Poor Lamar is gonna be heartbroken during the playoffs!

Oh wait, wrong Kardasian?...carry on!

To be fair, there is no right Kardashian.


That's true. Isn't it sad that the OJ defense lawyer is now the most respectable Kardashian?
 
2013-04-19 01:09:30 PM  
I say again.  I called it.  People would go crazy on the newsflashes and it would be awesome!

http://www.fark.com/comments/7706757/83698149#c83698149
 
2013-04-19 01:10:27 PM  
Breaking news: its 11:09 am where Im at and Ive already fapped 4 times. Breaking news.
 
2013-04-19 01:11:13 PM  

teenage mutant ninja rapist: Breaking news: its 11:09 am where Im at and Ive already fapped 4 times. Breaking news.


Has CNN confirmed this? NYPost?
 
2013-04-19 01:12:40 PM  

ImpatientlyUnsympathetic: Grumpy Cat: a61sun: Poor Lamar is gonna be heartbroken during the playoffs!

Oh wait, wrong Kardasian?...carry on!

To be fair, there is no right Kardashian.

That's true. Isn't it sad that the OJ defense lawyer is now the most respectable Kardashian?


Well, he hasn't been in the news much recently. So, there's that.

/knows he's dead
//good
 
2013-04-19 01:13:25 PM  
Count me in as someone who thinks the News Flash tag for this story is over the top, even for Fark.
 
2013-04-19 01:14:56 PM  
The only News Flash I want to see about Kim Kardashian should include, in its headline, "torn to pieces by rabid badgers."
 
2013-04-19 01:16:52 PM  

Grumpy Cat: ImpatientlyUnsympathetic: Grumpy Cat: a61sun: Poor Lamar is gonna be heartbroken during the playoffs!

Oh wait, wrong Kardasian?...carry on!

To be fair, there is no right Kardashian.

That's true. Isn't it sad that the OJ defense lawyer is now the most respectable Kardashian?

Well, he hasn't been in the news much recently. So, there's that.

/knows he's dead
//good


Yeah, he didn't get his chance to do anything even more awful. But I think this is a cautionary tale about why children need two parents, because some single parents don't have the sense to stop capitalizing on something that their child should be ashamed of.
 
2013-04-19 01:17:44 PM  

Legio Minervia: Count me in as someone who thinks the News Flash tag for this story is over the top, even for Fark.


i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-04-19 01:18:59 PM  
Could we take a break from the NewsFlash tag for a while? I'm kinda full up here.
 
2013-04-19 01:19:51 PM  
ahahaha its funny cause its not really important news, whereas it happens that today is a day full of breaking news developments.. lulz

/it isn't funny
 
2013-04-19 01:20:44 PM  
She looks like her vagina would smell like hot garbage.
 
2013-04-19 01:20:50 PM  
Fat ass is back on the menu, boys.
 
2013-04-19 01:20:58 PM  
Sweet, now her and Kanye can have that baby they have been wanting
 
2013-04-19 01:22:08 PM  
This story makes me emotionally constipated.


I just don't give a shiat.
 
2013-04-19 01:22:33 PM  
Oh boy, here we go.  People can't stand a beautiful, successful, talented woman.  She's accomplished more in her life than you ever will.  So, basically, whatever you say about her, goes like double for you.  Maybe triple.
 
2013-04-19 01:23:17 PM  
BEST. NEWS FLASH. EVAR.
 
2013-04-19 01:23:28 PM  

NYCNative: Newsflash?  Really?

Die in a fire, Fark.


MexicanNerd: WTF is with this news flash?


notyomama: Why the fark is this breaking news?  Nobody gives a shiat.


You people need to get a sense of humor.
 
2013-04-19 01:24:20 PM  
DAMMIT FARK THIS GOES TO MY INBOX

That I was able to read in my meeting. That I laughed at. Well-played.


basemetal: [i.qkme.me image 625x770]


Recognizing & caring are two different things. Just my o-pinie-yun.
 
2013-04-19 01:25:18 PM  

Flakeloaf: Legio Minervia: Count me in as someone who thinks the News Flash tag for this story is over the top, even for Fark.

[i3.kym-cdn.com image 480x360]


Go be stupid somewhere else.
 
2013-04-19 01:25:21 PM  

skinink: Can I say I'm liking her pregnancy look. Not too supersized. And now I could hit it and not worry about getting her pregnant!
[www.eonline.com image 634x1024]



Not too supersized? WTF? She looks like a beached whale fer Christ's sake!
 
2013-04-19 01:25:29 PM  

ImpatientlyUnsympathetic: teenage mutant ninja rapist: Breaking news: its 11:09 am where Im at and Ive already fapped 4 times. Breaking news.

Has CNN confirmed this? NYPost?


No. However the AP has un confirmed reports of a fifth fap.
you heard it here first. A fifth fap!
 
2013-04-19 01:25:40 PM  

spentmiles: Oh boy, here we go.  People can't stand a beautiful, successful, talented woman.  She's accomplished more in her life than you ever will.  So, basically, whatever you say about her, goes like double for you.  Maybe triple.

alented?

Taleneted, how so?

Success, of a sort I suppose. Becoming famous is "success" to some people, no doubt she makes more money than anyone posting here.  I don't see how you can see she has accomplished anything.

She is pretty, I'll give you that. Still, these reality stars need people to hate them otherwise their careers are impossible.
 
2013-04-19 01:25:46 PM  
I do not find her attractive at all.

/queue know how i know....
 
2013-04-19 01:25:49 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: You people need to get a sense of humor.


What do you mean, YOU PEOPLE?
 
2013-04-19 01:25:50 PM  

spentmiles: Oh boy, here we go.  People can't stand a beautiful, successful, talented woman.  She's accomplished more in her life than you ever will.  So, basically, whatever you say about her, goes like double for you.  Maybe triple.


LOL.
 
2013-04-19 01:26:50 PM  
spentmiles, I've seen some of your other work, so I'm pretty sure you aren't serious.. but I gotta ask, out of sheer morbid curiosity.. how would you consider her successful and/or talented at anything other than duping people?
 
2013-04-19 01:28:16 PM  
Inquiring minds want to know.
 
2013-04-19 01:28:26 PM  
I's okay if this pregnancy wrecks her body.
Kendall is getting hotter by the day.
 
2013-04-19 01:28:36 PM  
i744.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-19 01:29:05 PM  
Why is she important again?
 
2013-04-19 01:29:23 PM  

give me doughnuts: I's okay if this pregnancy wrecks her body.
Kendall is getting hotter by the day.


I just can't believe Bruce Jenner is letting his kids get brought in to the "famous because sex tape" circus.
 
2013-04-19 01:30:51 PM  

maudibjr: I do not find her attractive at all.

/queue know how i know....


I agree with you.  Her face looks like an alien to me, and also like she has had plastic surgery.  Her body is fake too.  Frankly, I see better looking women every day just walking down the street.

I don't get the hype.
 
2013-04-19 01:31:17 PM  

maudibjr: I do not find her attractive at all.

/queue know how i know....


More like, "queue nobody asked...."
 
2013-04-19 01:31:42 PM  
i372.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-19 01:31:49 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: NYCNative: Newsflash?  Really?

Die in a fire, Fark.

MexicanNerd: WTF is with this news flash?

notyomama: Why the fark is this breaking news?  Nobody gives a shiat.

You people need to get a sense of humor.



If only this website had a slogan that would tell you whether this is news or not.
 
2013-04-19 01:32:27 PM  

nocturnal001: spentmiles: Oh boy, here we go.  People can't stand a beautiful, successful, talented woman.  She's accomplished more in her life than you ever will.  So, basically, whatever you say about her, goes like double for you.  Maybe triple.
alented?

Taleneted, how so?

Success, of a sort I suppose. Becoming famous is "success" to some people, no doubt she makes more money than anyone posting here.  I don't see how you can see she has accomplished anything.

She is pretty, I'll give you that. Still, these reality stars need people to hate them otherwise their careers are impossible.


I see you've met spentmiles.  Welcome to Fark.
 
2013-04-19 01:32:39 PM  

NightSteel: spentmiles, I've seen some of your other work, so I'm pretty sure you aren't serious.. but I gotta ask, out of sheer morbid curiosity.. how would you consider her successful and/or talented at anything other than duping people?


You've got a picture of Bo Jackson on your bedroom wall.  I've got a poster of Kim.  Your answer is in your question.
 
2013-04-19 01:33:33 PM  

ImpatientlyUnsympathetic: give me doughnuts: I's okay if this pregnancy wrecks her body.
Kendall is getting hotter by the day.

I just can't believe Bruce Jenner is letting his kids get brought in to the "famous because sex tape" circus.



That gold medal was a long time ago, he needs a meal-ticket.
 
2013-04-19 01:34:12 PM  

maudibjr: I do not find her attractive at all.

/queue know how i know....


I think she has a pretty face, after a ton of make-up on it, but it is still a pretty face. Before her eggo was preggo, she look pretty decent (to pretty hot) with tight clothes... But almost every picture I have seen of her with a bathing suit were not too flattering at all.
 
2013-04-19 01:36:17 PM  

smartasspt: CNN, FOX, ABC, etc are STILL NOT REPORTING THIS.  Its up to us to get this news out there people.


False flag! False flag!
 
2013-04-19 01:38:11 PM  

NightSteel: spentmiles, I've seen some of your other work, so I'm pretty sure you aren't serious.. but I gotta ask, out of sheer morbid curiosity.. how would you consider her successful and/or talented at anything other than duping people?


Not to be a contrarian or anything, but I seriously don't understand the hate for her. Up until sometime last year, I couldn't have picked her out of a line-up if you just showed me her face because I didn't care to follow whatever it was she was doing. I just knew that SOMEBODY liked it because I kept hearing her name. You all get pissed that she got famous for farking someone but all of you love Ron Jeremy and no one gives Jenna Jamison this type of shiat. She's a pretty woman with a nice ass who figured out that there was a market for her just being her and she sold it to us. Somebody bought it and she made a lot of money. Fark is there to hate her about?
 
2013-04-19 01:38:33 PM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-04-19 01:39:43 PM  
Why did she marry a mouth breather?
 
2013-04-19 01:39:55 PM  
Csb: Kim Kardashian was the guest when I was in the audience of the Tonight Show with Jay Leno a few summers ago. She was engaged at that time.

The earlier time I was in the audience, the guests were Michelle Pfeiffer and Dr. Phil just before his TV show started.

/end csb.
 
2013-04-19 01:40:00 PM  

Deep Contact: Why is she important again?


She won the high speed c*ck sucking championship 3 years in a row. Really expected to clean up in abu dhabi this year to
 
2013-04-19 01:43:26 PM  
img1.fark.net...and no single shiat was given that day!
 
2013-04-19 01:44:08 PM  

MexicanNerd: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: You people need to get a sense of humor.

What do you mean, YOU PEOPLE?


Thank you! Internet fist bump.
 
2013-04-19 01:46:38 PM  
maximumtrolling.jpg
 
2013-04-19 01:46:49 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Thank you! Internet fist bump.


HighFive.Gif

/Akward like that
 
2013-04-19 01:47:15 PM  
You mean the Armenians are in on it too?  I might have known...
 
2013-04-19 01:47:25 PM  

spentmiles: Oh boy, here we go.  People can't stand a beautiful, successful, talented woman.  She's accomplished more in her life than you ever will.  So, basically, whatever you say about her, goes like double for you.  Maybe triple.


She was born into money and privilege... what an accomplishment...
 
2013-04-19 01:47:37 PM  

JohnnyRebel88: She looks like her vagina would smell like hot garbage.


lulz...oh, and...

grokca: Fat ass is back on the menu, boys.


dat ass is gonna be soooo grotesque in not so many years....
 
2013-04-19 01:49:33 PM  
Ok, that was a much needed laugh.
 
2013-04-19 01:49:37 PM  
My local Fox station preempted TMZ this morning for some crap story about some bomb, or something - if it wasn't for Fark.com, I'd have missed this important piece of news.
Thank you, Fark!
 
2013-04-19 01:51:21 PM  
I think it is safe to say...
 
2013-04-19 01:51:43 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: NYCNative: Newsflash?  Really?

Die in a fire, Fark.

MexicanNerd: WTF is with this news flash?

notyomama: Why the fark is this breaking news?  Nobody gives a shiat.

You people need to get a sense of humor.


Oh,  hush.  I already admitted that I was successfully trolled by the mods. Let's move on.
 
2013-04-19 01:52:13 PM  

batlock666: Timmy the Tumor:

Cmon, mods.  Save the "Newsflash" notification for when she gives birth and the little bastard comes out with seven arms, two heads, and an ass the size of a medicine ball.

It'll have seven heads and ten horns.


No, that'll be her kid by ME. With Satan's help: I had a vasectomy years ago.


/ I'm still waiting patiently, Misses Kardashian, Lohan and Aniston. Right here.
 
2013-04-19 01:55:29 PM  

stir22: JohnnyRebel88: She looks like her vagina would smell like hot garbage.

lulz...oh, and...

grokca: Fat ass is back on the menu, boys.

dat ass is gonna be soooo grotesque in not so many years....


l3.yimg.com

It's already there.
 
2013-04-19 02:02:22 PM  
So Kris wanted the annulment and $7 mil and Kim wanted a divorce and no monies paid.  I was under the impression that an annulment basically stated that the marriage never existed so I'm not sure why he could claim any monies from it.  Any divorcee's want to enlighten me?
 
2013-04-19 02:02:49 PM  
She looks nice and all, but honestly I was never interested in seeing Kim Kardashian and the word Flash in the same headline.
 
2013-04-19 02:04:32 PM  
renaissanceronin.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-19 02:04:40 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-19 02:06:09 PM  
And to think, this story was almost buried in the midst of all of the other news coming out today - thank you Fark for helping me get my priorities straight
 
2013-04-19 02:06:36 PM  
img1.fark.net  i have a Bottle of Wild Turkey and a pack of Oreos.
 
2013-04-19 02:08:37 PM  
PsyLord


So Kris wanted the annulment and $7 mil and Kim wanted a divorce and no monies paid. I was under the impression that an annulment basically stated that the marriage never existed so I'm not sure why he could claim any monies from it. Any divorcee's want to enlighten me?


Maybe if he gets the annulment and the $$$ he won't do a tell-all book or publish the photos on his phone? If Kim get the divorce and no money, then he goes to the publishers and gets a $7 advance.

Just guessing. I'm sure the lawyers settled all this before the lovebirds conjoined.
 
2013-04-19 02:09:55 PM  
Who the fark cares.

Call me when she is mistaken for a pig and turned into the bacon and ham for my breakfast.
 
2013-04-19 02:10:19 PM  
And his book will be titled:

"Dat A$$ behind dat a$$"
 
2013-04-19 02:12:09 PM  
Let me make this comment for the entire solar system.

SO?
 
2013-04-19 02:13:36 PM  

scottydoesntknow: gideon: [i130.photobucket.com image 480x360]

That's one of the creepiest things I've seen.

[24.media.tumblr.com image 250x227]


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-19 02:14:37 PM  

FARK rebel soldier: [25.media.tumblr.com image 499x499]


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
 
2013-04-19 02:15:46 PM  
Why the Fark is this a News Flash? Fark this shiate.
 
2013-04-19 02:16:14 PM  
theelephantgun.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-19 02:16:28 PM  

FARK rebel soldier: scottydoesntknow: gideon: [i130.photobucket.com image 480x360]

That's one of the creepiest things I've seen.

[24.media.tumblr.com image 250x227]

[25.media.tumblr.com image 499x499]


Thanks.  Now I have  reason to stay up all night drinking
 
2013-04-19 02:17:35 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: FARK rebel soldier: scottydoesntknow: gideon: [i130.photobucket.com image 480x360]

That's one of the creepiest things I've seen.

[24.media.tumblr.com image 250x227]

[25.media.tumblr.com image 499x499]

Thanks.  Now I have  reason to stay up all night drinking


I got sucked into that one bad... I kept counting the rows of teeth like that mattered. WTF is wrong with this world? Is this real life?
 
2013-04-19 02:17:58 PM  
I up-voted this just so the Butthurt would show as -11.

I love a good troll headline for a Friday trainwreck.
 
2013-04-19 02:18:02 PM  

MadMattressMack: [img1.fark.net image 54x11] [img1.fark.net image 54x11] [img1.fark.net image 54x11] [img1.fark.net image 54x11] [img1.fark.net image 54x11] [img1.fark.net image 54x11] [img1.fark.net image 54x11] [img1.fark.net image 54x11] [img1.fark.net image 54x11] [img1.fark.net image 54x11] [img1.fark.net image 54x11] [img1.fark.net image 54x11] [img1.fark.net image 54x11] [img1.fark.net image 54x11] [img1.fark.net image 54x11] [img1.fark.net image 54x11] [img1.fark.net image 54x11] [img1.fark.net image 54x11] [img1.fark.net image 54x11] [img1.fark.net image 54x11] [img1.fark.net image 54x11] [img1.fark.net image 54x11] [img1.fark.net image 54x11] [img1.fark.net image 54x11] [img1.fark.net image 54x11] [img1.fark.net image 54x11] [img1.fark.net image 54x11] [img1.fark.net image 54x11] [img1.fark.net image 54x11] [img1.fark.net image 54x11] [img1.fark.net image 54x11] [img1.fark.net image 54x11] [img1.fark.net image 54x11] [img1.fark.net image 54x11] [img1.fark.net image 54x11]  [img1.fark.net image 54x11] [img1.fark.net image 54x11] [img1.fark.net image 54x11] [img1.fark.net image 54x11] [img1.fark.net image 54x11] [img1.fark.net image 54x11] [img1.fark.net image 54x11] [img1.fark.net image 54x11] [img1.fark.net image 54x11] [img1.fark.net image 54x11] [img1.fark.net image 54x11] [img1.fark.net image 54x11] [img1.fark.net image 54x11] [img1.fark.net image 54x11] [img1.fark.net image 54x11] [img1.fark.net image 54x11] [img1.fark.net image 54x11] [img1.fark.net image 54x11] [img1.fark.net image 54x11] [img1.fark.net image 54x11] [img1.fark.net image 54x11]


Pretty much sums up what the front page looks like right now.
 
2013-04-19 02:19:50 PM  

scottydoesntknow: gideon: [i130.photobucket.com image 480x360]

That's one of the creepiest things I've seen.


24.media.tumblr.com

Is it just me, or does busey totally have biatch tits in that gif?
 
2013-04-19 02:21:10 PM  

uttertosh: scottydoesntknow: gideon: [i130.photobucket.com image 480x360]

That's one of the creepiest things I've seen.

[24.media.tumblr.com image 250x227]

Is it just me, or does busey totally have biatch tits in that gif?


I see it too. Its like his head on some old woman's body.
 
2013-04-19 02:26:05 PM  
sixpacktech.com

RIP SLIM CARDASSIAN
 
2013-04-19 02:29:08 PM  
i78.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-19 02:31:46 PM  
fark  you fark. way to much other serious stuff going on right now
 
2013-04-19 02:32:30 PM  
I'm on team Kris, but technically, i don't really know what he was trying to achieve.. Just seems like a dumbass.    She had offered him a settlement before and he refused.   

It was all a big show, and he went along for the ride.  He shouldn't reaped it for what it was worth.
 
2013-04-19 02:36:03 PM  
toasting in epic bread
 
2013-04-19 02:36:18 PM  
DAT ASS.
 
2013-04-19 02:38:28 PM  

brightestfell: [img1.fark.net image 54x11]  i have a Bottle of Wild Turkey and a pack of Oreos.


I'll see your Oreos and raise you some Strawberry Fig Newtons.
 
2013-04-19 02:39:34 PM  

TheNewJesus: I don't get it, is her butt just full of semen?


Welcome to my favourites.
 
2013-04-19 02:40:54 PM  
Aw damn! Now that biatch is gonna start callin' me every day again!
 
2013-04-19 02:47:39 PM  
Good thing we didn't let the gays get married and ruin the sanctity of marriage
 
2013-04-19 02:47:52 PM  
dtdstudios.com
 
2013-04-19 02:48:52 PM  
Oh, for fark's sake...
 
2013-04-19 02:52:46 PM  
Wow...I need sleep. I read that as:

Kim Kardashian is now dead.

And I was all like "Wow...a bright spot to the week!"

But then I felt guilty.
 
2013-04-19 02:52:55 PM  
Get an abortion and we'll care for another 6 hours.
 
2013-04-19 02:55:16 PM  
CDC requests major stockpiling of penicillin.
 
2013-04-19 02:56:55 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: stir22: JohnnyRebel88: She looks like her vagina would smell like hot garbage.

lulz...oh, and...

grokca: Fat ass is back on the menu, boys.

dat ass is gonna be soooo grotesque in not so many years....

[l3.yimg.com image 630x600]

It's already there.


Thats Kim Kardashian? I thought that was Octomom.
 
2013-04-19 02:58:18 PM  

JohnnyRebel88: She looks like her vagina would smell like hot garbage.


We've replaced Kim Kardashian's cooter with a pile of hot garbage. Let's see if anyone notices.
 
2013-04-19 03:05:38 PM  

spentmiles: Oh boy, here we go.  People can't stand a beautiful, successful, talented woman.  She's accomplished more in her life than you ever will.  So, basically, whatever you say about her, goes like double for you.  Maybe triple.


Like her chin(s) perhaps?
 
2013-04-19 03:06:52 PM  

JohnnyRebel88: She looks like her vagina would smell like hot garbage.


Did someone say "leftovers"??!

celebritiesgettingfat.com
 
2013-04-19 03:09:09 PM  
When shellacked and spackled with makeup and squeezed into a sausage casing dress, she looks less real than the rendered chicks on erotic-3d-art.com. When not made up, she's hideous.
 
2013-04-19 03:14:32 PM  
She was married? Again?
 
2013-04-19 03:15:26 PM  
I loved the SNL skit a few years ago, when (as played by the girls on SNL) the Kardashian sisters introduced themselves:

"I'm Kim, the pretty one."
"I'm Kourtney, the smart one."
"I'm Khloe."
 
2013-04-19 03:21:57 PM  
I just farted in line at Starbucks. News at 11.
 
2013-04-19 03:24:04 PM  

Karl LaFong: JohnnyRebel88: She looks like her vagina would smell like hot garbage.

We've replaced Kim Kardashian's cooter with a pile of hot garbage tuna salad left in the hot trunk of a car for a week. Let's see if anyone notices.

 
2013-04-19 03:25:45 PM  
I'm just waiting for Taylor Swift to barge into the delivery room where Kim and Kanye are and announce "I'mma let you finish pushing, but Beyonce had the cutest baby of all time. ALL TIME!" Then drop the mike and storm out.

That would make my year.
 
2013-04-19 03:29:52 PM  
"The device has yet to be invented that can measure my indifference to that statement." - Hawkeye Pierce
 
2013-04-19 03:32:26 PM  
Who is she,and why should I care?
 
2013-04-19 03:35:28 PM  
THE MAYANS PREDICTED THIS!
 
2013-04-19 03:48:07 PM  

StickyBunBandit: Who is she,and why should I care?


you probably know her as Kim K
 
2013-04-19 04:00:08 PM  
Has there ever been a child born more ashamed of his/her parents than Kim's child will be?
 
2013-04-19 04:00:25 PM  
memecrunch.com
 
2013-04-19 04:03:59 PM  
i172.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-19 04:05:15 PM  

brightestfell: [img1.fark.net image 54x11]

i have a Bottle of Wild Turkey and a pack of Oreos.


Hey! Want a new Best Farkin' Friend?
 
2013-04-19 04:06:00 PM  

kiwimoogle84: I'm just waiting for Taylor Swift to barge into the delivery room where Kim and Kanye are and announce "I'mma let you finish pushing, but Beyonce had the cutest baby of all time. ALL TIME!" Then drop the mike and storm out.

That would make my year.



That got "Funny"ed.
 
2013-04-19 04:08:46 PM  
ImpatientlyUnsympathetic:

WTF is wrong with this world?

I've been in need of reciprocal oral sex for at least 10 years.


Is this real life?

No, it's just fantasy. Unless you're caught in a landslide.
 
2013-04-19 04:10:49 PM  
Obiwontaun:
Good thing we didn't let the gays get married and ruin the sanctity of marriage

Yeah, that's pretty much my take on all stories like this :/

DROxINxTHExWIND:
You all get pissed that she got famous for farking someone but all of you love Ron Jeremy and no one gives Jenna Jamison this type of shiat.

Ron Jeremy, while a grotesquely hirsute troll of a man, seems like a decent enough fellow.  Jenna Jamison... is she even in the news?  Not here.  Anyway farking was their profession and I'm pretty sure they started at the bottom (so to speak... boing!).  Whereas Kardashian somehow appeared out of a cloud of her own PR agents "leaking" a home sex tape, and instead of simply being another obscure ultra-rich social parasite, her worthless existence is shoved in our faces every time we go online or to the supermarket.
 
2013-04-19 04:17:59 PM  

What in The: brightestfell: [img1.fark.net image 54x11]  i have a Bottle of Wild Turkey and a pack of Oreos.

I'll see your Oreos and raise you some Strawberry Fig Newtons.


I've got you flagged as the guy who lied about Grade E meat in military rations. I don't even remember what that's about.
 
2013-04-19 04:18:40 PM  

give me doughnuts: kiwimoogle84: I'm just waiting for Taylor Swift to barge into the delivery room where Kim and Kanye are and announce "I'mma let you finish pushing, but Beyonce had the cutest baby of all time. ALL TIME!" Then drop the mike and storm out.

That would make my year.


That got "Funny"ed.


Why thank you. Credit for that joke actually goes to my sister. But seeing as to how she's not on Fark, I'll happily be her proxy.
 
2013-04-19 04:18:51 PM  
Damn it, if those two can't make it, no one can.  Why did I get married?
 
2013-04-19 04:20:40 PM  
I am getting their baby an electrolysis gift card for its first birthday. It will need it by then.
 
2013-04-19 04:20:56 PM  

Surly U. Jest: Hey guys! I just popped a zit on my ass! Good news indeed!


Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2013-04-19 04:24:35 PM  

treesloth: Surly U. Jest: Hey guys! I just popped a zit on my ass! Good news indeed!

Pics or it didn't happen.


PLEASE DO NOT POST PICS.
 
2013-04-19 04:25:26 PM  
I declare this thread a Gary Busey Thread!

media.egotvonline.com
 
2013-04-19 04:25:48 PM  

Frankenstorm: Remember this day, everyone.


JFK assassination.  Moon landing.  Challenger explosion.  9/11.  KK's divorce.

You'll tell your grandchildren where you were.

/treesloth was only around for 3 of those, btw...
 
2013-04-19 04:27:18 PM  

kiwimoogle84: PLEASE DO NOT POST PICS.


Ok, agreed.  And endless congrats on the coming kid!
 
2013-04-19 04:30:13 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-19 04:45:30 PM  

treesloth: kiwimoogle84: PLEASE DO NOT POST PICS.

Ok, agreed.  And endless congrats on the coming kid!


Thank you! Now to set up my Mario nursery... If I do things right, my kid's first full sentence will be "tap two mana, counter target spell."
 
2013-04-19 04:49:52 PM  

gideon: I declare this thread a Gary Busey Thread!

[media.egotvonline.com image 350x400]


SIR! YES SIR!

farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2013-04-19 04:56:05 PM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-04-19 05:16:56 PM  

Keyser_Soze_Death: [memecrunch.com image 586x449]


th5.photobucket.com
There are four [green] lights!
 
2013-04-19 05:20:30 PM  
In the words of Breaking Bad Season Two, Episode Six "Skank..Skank..Skank....Skank".
 
2013-04-19 05:30:10 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: NightSteel: spentmiles, I've seen some of your other work, so I'm pretty sure you aren't serious.. but I gotta ask, out of sheer morbid curiosity.. how would you consider her successful and/or talented at anything other than duping people?

Not to be a contrarian or anything, but I seriously don't understand the hate for her. Up until sometime last year, I couldn't have picked her out of a line-up if you just showed me her face because I didn't care to follow whatever it was she was doing. I just knew that SOMEBODY liked it because I kept hearing her name. You all get pissed that she got famous for farking someone but all of you love Ron Jeremy and no one gives Jenna Jamison this type of shiat. She's a pretty woman with a nice ass who figured out that there was a market for her just being her and she sold it to us. Somebody bought it and she made a lot of money. Fark is there to hate her about?


Maybe farkers hate that we are putting someone like this (wealthy, vapid and superficial) on a pedestal and, instead of directing that hate towards TV producers and the TV viewership, direct that hate at her.

I assumed she was simply fodder for "hate farking" and "Dat A$$" jokes
 
2013-04-19 05:32:52 PM  

kiwimoogle84: I'm just waiting for Taylor Swift to barge into the delivery room where Kim and Kanye are and announce "I'mma let you finish pushing, but Beyonce had the cutest baby of all time. ALL TIME!" Then drop the mike and storm out.

That would make my year


Yell "mazel tov" and throw fish sticks.
 
2013-04-19 05:42:00 PM  
This is good news . . . for Bajor!
 
2013-04-19 05:43:43 PM  

kiwimoogle84: give me doughnuts: kiwimoogle84: I'm just waiting for Taylor Swift to barge into the delivery room where Kim and Kanye are and announce "I'mma let you finish pushing, but Beyonce had the cutest baby of all time. ALL TIME!" Then drop the mike and storm out.

That would make my year.


That got "Funny"ed.

Why thank you. Credit for that joke actually goes to my sister. But seeing as to how she's not on Fark, I'll happily be her proxy.


Nevertheless, you are now favorited in a nice shade of green as "Wants Taylor Swift to Kanye Kanye".
 
2013-04-19 05:46:20 PM  
Isn't that that chick with the fat ass who's famous for being famous?
 
2013-04-19 05:50:25 PM  
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-04-19 06:09:33 PM  
Not for long....Kanye will stupidly put a ring on it.

Book it..Done
 
2013-04-19 06:11:02 PM  
Kartrashian
 
2013-04-19 06:31:11 PM  
Perhaps the laws vary state to state, but I was under the impression that divorce was postponed if the woman was pregnant. EEvery step of the way during mine, I was asked if I was pregnant (with either my now ex-husband's child or some random dude's). I was asked so many times and so vehemently that I wondered if they would have a pregnancy test waiting for me at the final hearing.
 
2013-04-19 06:32:23 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-19 06:46:07 PM  
I'd bet that woman drops turds so big you could put wheels and a steering wheel on one and drive it off.
 
2013-04-19 07:06:35 PM  
Why does nobody ever knock off the reality show creeps and awful debutantes? Why is it always innocent 8-year-old kids and ineffectual politicians?

I'm not wishing death on anyone here. I'm just saying, if you're going to go crazy and hurt people, why not at least hurt people who are a detriment to society in the first place? Why do you have to go after decent, normal people who never corrupted the world with selfish bullshiat?

I think most people would gladly trade everyone who died in the Boston attack, or Sandy Hook, or 9/11 for the Kardashians, the cast of Jersey Shore, the real Housewives of wherever-the-fark, most of the stars of TLC shows, and Paris Hilton. If I could see the news saying that that 8-year-old kid was alive, but Kim Kardashian suddenly and spontaneously exploded, I would feel there was some justice in the world.

I wish them no specific harm. I just think it's completely unfair that awful people keep on going and getting more wealthy and famous as if it's a reward for being horrible human beings, while the good people only become famous when they're killed by the scum of our species.

The world kinda sucks.
 
2013-04-19 07:25:31 PM  
A bookmark to remind me to come back to see the surreal Busey/Kardashian shops that will turn up later.
 
2013-04-19 09:52:10 PM  

MensRea: Why the Fark is this a News Flash? Fark this shiate.


You're one of those people who joined Fark without ever knowing what Fark was supposed to be about, aren't ya?
 
2013-04-19 10:33:06 PM  
skinink:
[www.eonline.com image 634x1024]

I do not find anything attractive with that thing.
 
2013-04-19 10:37:11 PM  
A SECOND PLANE HAS JUST HIT KIM KARDASHIAN!  REPEAT:  A SECOND PLANE HAS JUST HIT KIM KARDASHIAN!
 
2013-04-19 11:12:10 PM  

HighOnCraic: A SECOND PLANE HAS JUST HIT KIM KARDASHIAN!  REPEAT:  A SECOND PLANE HAS JUST HIT KIM KARDASHIAN!


Man, do not get my hopes up.
 
2013-04-19 11:21:21 PM  

bim1154: I'd bet that woman drops turds so big you could put wheels and a steering wheel on one and drive it off.


Let's all laugh at Mr. Scientific Ignorance here who thinks there's a correlation between ass size and turd size.
 
2013-04-19 11:46:48 PM  
who ?
 
2013-04-20 12:37:28 AM  

IsNoGood: who ?


Baseball player.  1st base, I think.
 
2013-04-20 12:56:36 AM  

Mock26: IsNoGood: who ?

Baseball player.  1st base, I think.


I don't know
 
2013-04-20 12:59:33 AM  

JacksonBryan: Mock26: IsNoGood: who ?

Baseball player.  1st base, I think.

I don't know


img.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-20 01:14:14 AM  

HighOnCraic: A SECOND PLANE HAS JUST HIT KIM KARDASHIAN!  REPEAT:  A SECOND PLANE HAS JUST HIT KIM KARDASHIAN!


AND IT, TOO, HAS DISAPPEARED BETWEEN THE TWIN CHEEKS, NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN. OH THE HUMANITY!
 
2013-04-20 02:14:40 AM  
Brilliant green, internets for sub and the guy/gal who gave the go ahead
 
2013-04-20 02:22:49 AM  
It would be awesome if Chris Brown turned out to be her babydaddy.

NewJesus:I don't get it, is her butt just full of semen?
She could start her own navy. Heyyyyoooooo!
 
2013-04-20 04:42:07 AM  
 
2013-04-20 11:36:15 AM  
ZeroCorpse:

I just think it's completely unfair that awful people keep on going and getting more wealthy and famous as if it's a reward for being horrible human beings

In general I sort of agree, with one caveat: what proof do you have that Kim Kardashian is a horrible human being?

All I know of her is that she's on magazine covers a lot and that Farkers post a lot of links to things having to do with her, but the articles I read to not be completely out of the American "cultural" loop say very little about her moral character. That she's famous for being famous as the offspring of a famous rich dead lawyer and now a famous ex-athlete's stepdaughter tempts my class-warrior inclination to be biased against her, but otherwise all I know about her is what the media tells me: that she's supposed to be sexy & glamorous (chacun à son goût), that she likes to shop and go clubbing (as we're told most young women do), that she likes being sexy & glamorous & rich & famous (who wouldn't?), and that now that she's pregnant and putting on weight she's to be derided (along with every other woman with a 22+ BMI and/or a "baby bump"). If we're told about anything good she's done it's that (like celebrities are supposed to) she gives some time & money to charities and "cares deeply about the less fortunate," and the bad things we hear about her pertain mostly to alleged sexual misconduct (which sounds pretty mild to me, I could tell you some stories from back in my day). Oh and I read she's "had some work done" on her figure & maybe face: that seemed unnecessary to me but it's de rigueur for female celebrities.

If she is indeed frivolous & vapid that's an extremely common fault even among the poor & obscure and one that should not automatically disqualify her as a human being. I'm tempted to say otherwise, the world has a few billion too many people in it and most of them are at best frivolous & vapid, but the first inmates in our death camps should be baby-rapers and wife-beaters, not "normal" American 20-somethings.

And all that data has been supplied by the media: I've never even seen her on the street anywhere let alone spent a few days in her company, and I'm pretty sure that's also true of most of y'all farkers. So when we talk about her we're not talking about her as a human being, we're discussing a Media Profile built up around her. We really don't know a damn thing about the woman otherwise.

So tell me ZeroCorpse, what have you contributed to humanity lately? What proofs do you have of your inestimable moral worth and peerless judgment that entitle you to pronounce some pretty random celebrity a horrible human being? And are you basing this verdict on direct personal experience with her, or did Bog and all his holy angels & saints bless you with a revealing vision?

Let's face it, we discuss Celebrities because our own lives are empty & boring, perhaps because we're so vapid we can't think of anything better to do; nevertheless I have something about myself that makes me hesitate to condemn someone utterly based on fourth-hand relative trivia, something I wish you also had because for some reason I pride myself on it and because wishing you were as well-equipped costs me less than nothing.

So give your condemnation a break, or point it at some worse evil you might know something about. Preferably from your personal experience, not something you read in gossip pieces somewhere on the Internet. Surely there's enough evil in the real world around you to keep you busy for the next couple weeks, and when you return from your fact-finding mission I'd like to read your report.
 
2013-04-20 12:11:42 PM  
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2013-04-20 02:45:14 PM  

bim1154: I'd bet that woman drops turds so big you could put wheels and a steering wheel on one and drive it off.


SHE BEEFS!
 
2013-04-20 03:11:41 PM  

The One True TheDavid: ZeroCorpse:

I just think it's completely unfair that awful people keep on going and getting more wealthy and famous as if it's a reward for being horrible human beings

In general I sort of agree, with one caveat: what proof do you have that Kim Kardashian is a horrible human being?

All I know of her is that she's on magazine covers a lot and that Farkers post a lot of links to things having to do with her, but the articles I read to not be completely out of the American "cultural" loop say very little about her moral character. That she's famous for being famous as the offspring of a famous rich dead lawyer and now a famous ex-athlete's stepdaughter tempts my class-warrior inclination to be biased against her, but otherwise all I know about her is what the media tells me: that she's supposed to be sexy & glamorous (chacun à son goût), that she likes to shop and go clubbing (as we're told most young women do), that she likes being sexy & glamorous & rich & famous (who wouldn't?), and that now that she's pregnant and putting on weight she's to be derided (along with every other woman with a 22+ BMI and/or a "baby bump"). If we're told about anything good she's done it's that (like celebrities are supposed to) she gives some time & money to charities and "cares deeply about the less fortunate," and the bad things we hear about her pertain mostly to alleged sexual misconduct (which sounds pretty mild to me, I could tell you some stories from back in my day). Oh and I read she's "had some work done" on her figure & maybe face: that seemed unnecessary to me but it's de rigueur for female celebrities.

If she is indeed frivolous & vapid that's an extremely common fault even among the poor & obscure and one that should not automatically disqualify her as a human being. I'm tempted to say otherwise, the world has a few billion too many people in it and most of them are at best frivolous & vapid, but the first inmates in our death camps should be baby-rapers and wife-beate ...


9/10. That got a good chuckle out of me.
 
2013-04-20 05:56:58 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: bim1154: I'd bet that woman drops turds so big you could put wheels and a steering wheel on one and drive it off.

Let's all laugh at Mr. Scientific Ignorance here who thinks there's a correlation between ass size and turd size.


This is Fark where we come to say outrageous things that sometimes exaggerate.

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2013-04-21 12:00:38 AM  
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