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(TMZ) NewsFlash Breaking news from TMZ: Kim Kardashian is now divorced   ( divider line
    More: NewsFlash, Kim Kardashian, TMZ, breaking news, Laura Wasser  
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21013 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Apr 2013 at 12:30 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-04-19 12:31:37 PM  
From reality?
2013-04-19 12:31:52 PM Poop coming out now
2013-04-19 12:32:01 PM  
Hear that? That the sounds of no one caring.
2013-04-19 12:32:02 PM  
Newsflash?  Really?

Die in a fire, Fark.
2013-04-19 12:32:11 PM  
WTF is with this news flash?
2013-04-19 12:32:21 PM  
This is important . This means something.
2013-04-19 12:32:30 PM  
finally some important news
2013-04-19 12:32:44 PM  
Our long national nightmare is over.
2013-04-19 12:32:46 PM  
Green light win!
2013-04-19 12:32:49 PM  
Why the fark is this breaking news?  Nobody gives a shiat.
2013-04-19 12:32:53 PM  
Goddammit!  Another apology to coworkers for "squirrel with big nuts".
2013-04-19 12:32:54 PM  
Newsflash? I see what you did there.
2013-04-19 12:32:54 PM  
CNN, FOX, ABC, etc are STILL NOT REPORTING THIS.  Its up to us to get this news out there people.
2013-04-19 12:33:07 PM  
Kanye believe it?
2013-04-19 12:33:13 PM  
Goddamn it, Fark.
2013-04-19 12:33:16 PM  
Thank goodness. Now we can finally put the events of the past week behind us.
2013-04-19 12:33:18 PM  
News Flash? Really? I suppose I should be grateful that it's just specious idiot fluff instead of yet another disaster. I'm getting a Pavlovian avoidance reflex towards checking my email.
2013-04-19 12:33:26 PM
2013-04-19 12:33:35 PM  
Trolling admins....

I love fark.
2013-04-19 12:33:37 PM  
CNN said "deported".
2013-04-19 12:33:52 PM  
When asked for comment, she said, "I thought pregnant and married just wasn't skanky enough for my image, so decided to become single and knocked up while I still could."
2013-04-19 12:33:54 PM
2013-04-19 12:34:12 PM  

NYCNative: Newsflash?  Really?

Die in a fire, Fark.

subby's trolling for the newsflash butthurt from earlier in the week.
2013-04-19 12:34:13 PM  
Hey guys! I just popped a zit on my ass! Good news indeed!
2013-04-19 12:34:30 PM  

notyomama: Why the fark is this breaking news?  Nobody gives a shiat.

That's the joke.
2013-04-19 12:34:31 PM  
Thank you Fark. This is why I love you. Needed that.
2013-04-19 12:34:35 PM  
It's not news, it's FLASHDOTCOM
2013-04-19 12:34:53 PM  

NYCNative: Newsflash?  Really?

Die in a fire, Fark.
2013-04-19 12:34:56 PM  
When will this hell week end!!!!???
2013-04-19 12:35:13 PM  

gideon: [ image 480x360]

That's one of the creepiest things I've seen.
2013-04-19 12:35:35 PM  
2013-04-19 12:36:12 PM  
farking Chechnyans!
2013-04-19 12:36:39 PM  
If this means she'll be in the news again... this week really could not get any worse.
2013-04-19 12:37:53 PM  
Surly U. Jest:

Hey guys! I just popped a zit on my ass! Good news indeed!

Pics or it didn't happen.

By the way, YOO-HOO! Ms. Kardashian! I'm now officially in line to become your next ex-husband! But you better hurry: I've been waiting for Lindsay Lohan for three years now and if she gets to me first....
2013-04-19 12:37:55 PM  
Cmon, mods.  Save the "Newsflash" notification for when she gives birth and the little bastard comes out with seven arms, two heads, and an ass the size of a medicine ball.
2013-04-19 12:38:17 PM  
Dead weight jettisoned

You decide which
2013-04-19 12:38:51 PM  
Thank god, our long national nightmare is finally over.
2013-04-19 12:39:17 PM  

SpartacusHobbs: notyomama: Why the fark is this breaking news?  Nobody gives a shiat.

That's the joke.

Duh - I should have realized.  This is not my first day on Fark.  Maybe I'm a little hypersensitive today.
2013-04-19 12:39:29 PM  
Remember this day, everyone.
2013-04-19 12:39:49 PM  
Ironic news flash! makes me laugh, then things get stabby
2013-04-19 12:39:51 PM  

MexicanNerd: WTF is with this news flash?

It's meant to be ironic. farking hipsters!
2013-04-19 12:40:14 PM
/damn, I needed that
2013-04-19 12:40:14 PM  

gideon: [ image 480x360]

True horror.
2013-04-19 12:40:54 PM  
2013-04-19 12:41:38 PM  
First the bombings now this? I don't think I can take it.
2013-04-19 12:42:15 PM  
Didn't actually expect this to green.
2013-04-19 12:42:40 PM  
Never forget.
2013-04-19 12:43:35 PM
2013-04-19 12:43:38 PM  

NYCNative: Newsflash?  Really?

Die in a fire, Fark.

And to think I got banninated for 3 days for submitting a non-newsflashworthy article several years ago. I can't remember what it was, but it was WAY more newflashworthy than this.

The tag is now officially meaningless.
2013-04-19 12:44:14 PM  
Bad News Flash when real shiat is going on. Bad mod, no vodak!
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