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(TMZ) NewsFlash Breaking news from TMZ: Kim Kardashian is now divorced   (tmz.com) divider line 251
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20970 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Apr 2013 at 12:30 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»


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2013-04-19 12:31:37 PM
From reality?
 
2013-04-19 12:31:52 PM
img1.fark.net Poop coming out now
 
2013-04-19 12:32:01 PM
Hear that? That the sounds of no one caring.
 
2013-04-19 12:32:02 PM
Newsflash?  Really?

Die in a fire, Fark.
 
2013-04-19 12:32:11 PM
WTF is with this news flash?
 
2013-04-19 12:32:21 PM
This is important . This means something.
 
2013-04-19 12:32:30 PM
finally some important news
 
2013-04-19 12:32:44 PM
Our long national nightmare is over.
 
2013-04-19 12:32:46 PM
Green light win!
 
2013-04-19 12:32:49 PM
Why the fark is this breaking news?  Nobody gives a shiat.
 
2013-04-19 12:32:53 PM
Goddammit!  Another apology to coworkers for "squirrel with big nuts".
 
2013-04-19 12:32:54 PM
Newsflash? I see what you did there.
 
2013-04-19 12:32:54 PM
CNN, FOX, ABC, etc are STILL NOT REPORTING THIS.  Its up to us to get this news out there people.
 
2013-04-19 12:33:07 PM
Kanye believe it?
 
2013-04-19 12:33:13 PM
Goddamn it, Fark.
 
2013-04-19 12:33:16 PM
Thank goodness. Now we can finally put the events of the past week behind us.
 
2013-04-19 12:33:18 PM
News Flash? Really? I suppose I should be grateful that it's just specious idiot fluff instead of yet another disaster. I'm getting a Pavlovian avoidance reflex towards checking my email.
 
2013-04-19 12:33:26 PM
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2013-04-19 12:33:35 PM
Trolling admins....

I love fark.
 
2013-04-19 12:33:37 PM
CNN said "deported".
 
2013-04-19 12:33:52 PM
When asked for comment, she said, "I thought pregnant and married just wasn't skanky enough for my image, so decided to become single and knocked up while I still could."
 
2013-04-19 12:33:54 PM
i130.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-19 12:34:12 PM

NYCNative: Newsflash?  Really?

Die in a fire, Fark.


subby's trolling for the newsflash butthurt from earlier in the week.
 
2013-04-19 12:34:13 PM
Hey guys! I just popped a zit on my ass! Good news indeed!
 
2013-04-19 12:34:30 PM

notyomama: Why the fark is this breaking news?  Nobody gives a shiat.


That's the joke.
 
2013-04-19 12:34:31 PM
Thank you Fark. This is why I love you. Needed that.
 
2013-04-19 12:34:35 PM
It's not news, it's FLASHDOTCOM
 
2013-04-19 12:34:53 PM

NYCNative: Newsflash?  Really?

Die in a fire, Fark.


i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-04-19 12:34:56 PM
When will this hell week end!!!!???
 
2013-04-19 12:35:13 PM

gideon: [i130.photobucket.com image 480x360]


That's one of the creepiest things I've seen.

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-19 12:35:35 PM
Awesome.
 
2013-04-19 12:36:12 PM
farking Chechnyans!
 
2013-04-19 12:36:39 PM
If this means she'll be in the news again... this week really could not get any worse.
 
2013-04-19 12:37:53 PM
Surly U. Jest:

Hey guys! I just popped a zit on my ass! Good news indeed!

Pics or it didn't happen.


By the way, YOO-HOO! Ms. Kardashian! I'm now officially in line to become your next ex-husband! But you better hurry: I've been waiting for Lindsay Lohan for three years now and if she gets to me first....
 
2013-04-19 12:37:55 PM
Cmon, mods.  Save the "Newsflash" notification for when she gives birth and the little bastard comes out with seven arms, two heads, and an ass the size of a medicine ball.
 
2013-04-19 12:38:17 PM
Dead weight jettisoned

You decide which
 
2013-04-19 12:38:51 PM
Thank god, our long national nightmare is finally over.
 
2013-04-19 12:39:17 PM

SpartacusHobbs: notyomama: Why the fark is this breaking news?  Nobody gives a shiat.

That's the joke.


Duh - I should have realized.  This is not my first day on Fark.  Maybe I'm a little hypersensitive today.
 
2013-04-19 12:39:29 PM
Remember this day, everyone.
 
2013-04-19 12:39:49 PM
Ironic news flash! makes me laugh, then things get stabby
 
2013-04-19 12:39:51 PM

MexicanNerd: WTF is with this news flash?


It's meant to be ironic. farking hipsters!
 
2013-04-19 12:40:14 PM
i.imgur.com
/damn, I needed that
 
2013-04-19 12:40:14 PM

gideon: [i130.photobucket.com image 480x360]


True horror.
 
2013-04-19 12:40:54 PM
Good.
 
2013-04-19 12:41:38 PM
First the bombings now this? I don't think I can take it.
 
2013-04-19 12:42:15 PM
Didn't actually expect this to green.
 
2013-04-19 12:42:40 PM
Never forget.
 
2013-04-19 12:43:35 PM
dashrip13.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-19 12:43:38 PM

NYCNative: Newsflash?  Really?

Die in a fire, Fark.


And to think I got banninated for 3 days for submitting a non-newsflashworthy article several years ago. I can't remember what it was, but it was WAY more newflashworthy than this.

The tag is now officially meaningless.
 
2013-04-19 12:44:14 PM
Bad News Flash when real shiat is going on. Bad mod, no vodak!
 
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