onzmadi: Dzhokhar Who?Dzhokhar Who? Dzhokhar Who!?
SamWaters: Manchurian Candidates?KILL! KILL! KILL![www.jonathanrosenbaum.com image 500x281]
FrancoFile: Does he have that weird synthesizer-theramin theme music?
ausfahrk: Libs: Please let it be white supremacists!Cons: Please let it be Muslims!...God: Looks like you get...puts on sunglasses...Caucasian Muslims!
Generation_D: I called this yesterday. They reminded me more of the STEM majors that every spring get stressed out and crack. I don't think the Chechen angle is as important as the failed student under pressure angle. We used to see this every spring at UIUC. One year a EE shot himself, another year one tortured cats.
Fark In The Duck: Didn't he sing "Lay Lady Lay"?[i536.photobucket.com image 850x348]
Fano: he squandered his resistance on a pocket full of mumbles such are promises
Bondith: Fano: he squandered his resistance on a pocket full of mumbles such are promisesClearly he's taken being a boxer and a fighter by his trade to heart./lie la lie *BOOM!*, lie la lie lie la la lie, lie la lie *BOOM!*//I'll show myself out
MindStalker: Come on man, you can't bother taking off the Hoodie for one damn minute while talking to this reporter!
MindStalker: [graphics8.nytimes.com image 600x338]Come on man, you can't bother taking off the Hoodie for one damn minute while talking to this reporter!
FloydA: onzmadi: Dzhokhar Who?Dzhokhar Who? Dzhokhar Who!?No, it's just "The Dzhokhar."[i105.photobucket.com image 612x612]
Arkanaut: FloydA: onzmadi: Dzhokhar Who?Dzhokhar Who? Dzhokhar Who!?No, it's just "The Dzhokhar."[i105.photobucket.com image 612x612]First Matt Smith, now this guy? The Doctors keep getting worse and worse.
nucular bum: Dzokhar Smokhar Midnight Tokhar./he gets his lovin' on the run//he sure did want to kill someone
MickCollins: The one kid is named Tamerlan. The family named him after Tamerlane. Tamerlane was a piece of shiat of historical proportions. Even other muslims hated Tamerlane. It'd be like a German naming their kid Adolp or an Italian naming their kid Mussolin. No wonder the kid ended up a nutter.
MBooda: Today a reign of terror ended when the notorious Tsarnaev brothers, Dzhokhar and Tamerlan, after one of the most extraordinary pursuits in American legal history, were sentenced to 20 consecutive death sentences for crimes of violence.We examined the rise to power of the Tsarnaevs, the methods they used to falcon-punch little children and their subsequent tracking down and execution by the brilliant Superintendent Harry 'Snapper' Organs of the Boston PD.Dzhokhar and Tamerlan Tsarnaev were born, on probation, in a small house in Kipling Road, Dorchester, the eldest sons in a family of sixteen.Their father Arthur Tsarnaev, a scrap metal dealer and TV quizmaster, was well known to the police, and a devout Muslim. In 1928 he had married Kitty Malone, an up-and-coming Mattapan boxer.Dzhokhar was born in February 1994 and Tamerlan two weeks later; and again a week after that.Someone who remembers them well was their next-door neighbor, Mrs April Simnel.MRS SIMNEL: "Oh yes Kipling Road was a typical Dorchester Street, people were in and out of each other's houses with each other's property all day.They were a cheery lot.Cheerful and violent.Dzhokhar was keen on boxing, but when he learned to walk he took up putting the boot in the groin. He was very interested in that. His mother had a terrible job getting him to come in for tea.Putting his little boot in he'd be, bless him.All the kids were like that then, they didn't have their heads stuffed with all this Cartesian dualism."At the age of fifteen Dzhokhar and Tamerlan started attending the Ernest Pythagoras Primary School in Brockton.When the Tsarnaevs left school they were called up but were found by recruiters to be too unstable even for the Marines.Denied the opportunity to use their talents in the service of their country, they began to operate what they called 'The Operation'...They would select a victim and then threaten to beat him up if he paid the so-called protection money.Four months later they started an ...
MBooda: MickCollins: The one kid is named Tamerlan. The family named him after Tamerlane. Tamerlane was a piece of shiat of historical proportions. Even other muslims hated Tamerlane. It'd be like a German naming their kid Adolp or an Italian naming their kid Mussolin. No wonder the kid ended up a nutter.First name in Terror since 1371.[www.turkishnews.com image 228x221]
FirstNationalBastard: Just make sure we never see his redheaded accomplice again.
RoyFokker'sGhost: SlothB77: Jahar[sharetv.org image 400x300]Well, to be fair he was considered a terrorist by the Centauri...
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