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(The New York Times)   Dzhokhar Who?   (nytimes.com) divider line 66
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2013-04-19 12:19:14 PM
this is the Chechen way
 
2013-04-19 12:20:16 PM
Soon-to-be-living-the-rest-of-his-short-ass-life-in-excruciating-pain Dzhokhar, that's who.
 
2013-04-19 12:20:47 PM
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

I think we all know who the real masterminds are.
 
2013-04-19 12:22:58 PM
In Russian it means "The Joker."
 
2013-04-19 12:22:58 PM
I am disgusting, so I will take TWO bottle Dzhokhar Noir...
 
2013-04-19 12:24:15 PM
Manchurian Candidates?
KILL!  KILL!  KILL!

www.jonathanrosenbaum.com
 
2013-04-19 12:25:30 PM
I see what you did there.
 
2013-04-19 12:25:59 PM
Jahar
 
2013-04-19 12:26:21 PM
Let's not give these guys the attention. We should just wipe them from the history books altogether.
 
2013-04-19 12:27:58 PM
None dare say that he listed Islam as his main focus in life.
 
2013-04-19 12:30:29 PM
Just make sure we never see his redheaded accomplice again.
 
2013-04-19 12:31:56 PM
Dzhokhar Who?Dzhokhar Who?   Dzhokhar Who!?
 
2013-04-19 12:34:35 PM
Does he have that weird synthesizer-theramin theme music?
 
2013-04-19 12:35:09 PM

onzmadi: Dzhokhar Who?Dzhokhar Who?   Dzhokhar Who!?


Needs giffy goodness
 
2013-04-19 12:35:45 PM

SamWaters: Manchurian Candidates?
KILL!  KILL!  KILL!

[www.jonathanrosenbaum.com image 500x281]


Heh, getting a Hilary Clinton vibe from that angle...
 
2013-04-19 12:36:02 PM

onzmadi: Dzhokhar Who?Dzhokhar Who?   Dzhokhar Who!?


No, it's just "The Dzhokhar."

i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-19 12:36:16 PM

FrancoFile: Does he have that weird synthesizer-theramin theme music?


Silence will fall when the question is asked.
 
2013-04-19 12:37:16 PM
Dzokhar Smokhar Midnight Tokhar.

/he gets his lovin' on the run
//he sure did want to kill someone
 
2013-04-19 12:42:00 PM
Libs:  Please let it be white supremacists!
Cons:  Please let it be Muslims!
...
God:  Looks like you get...puts on sunglasses...Caucasian Muslims!
 
2013-04-19 12:44:05 PM
Didn't he sing "Lay Lady Lay"?

i536.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-19 12:44:38 PM
Dzho-not gonna work here anymore!  Am I right?
 
2013-04-19 12:46:59 PM
Favorite movie Borat!

blog.irreverence.co.uk
 
2013-04-19 12:49:18 PM
"One was a boxer who liked Russian rap videos and once said, "I don't have a single American friend." "

Did anyone else think this:

pad.indiemerch.com
 
2013-04-19 12:50:37 PM
www.radiotimes.com

Spoilers!
 
2013-04-19 12:58:37 PM
Dzhokhar? Nearly killed her!
 
2013-04-19 12:59:00 PM

ausfahrk: Libs:  Please let it be white supremacists!
Cons:  Please let it be Muslims!
...
God:  Looks like you get...puts on sunglasses...Caucasian Muslims!


Came here to point that out.  I figured it was one of those peanut-butter-in-my-chocolate situations.

Chechen extremists are farking psychopaths, and apparently geographically challenged.  I can understand them being mad at Russia, since the Russian government is run by farking psychopaths, but what did the States ever do to them?
 
2013-04-19 01:02:41 PM
Dzhokar?

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-19 01:03:38 PM

SlothB77: Jahar


sharetv.org

Well, to be fair he was considered a terrorist by the Centauri...
 
2013-04-19 01:16:13 PM
I called this yesterday. They reminded me more of the STEM majors that every spring get stressed out and crack. I don't think the Chechen angle is as important as the failed student under pressure angle. We used to see this every spring at UIUC. One year a EE shot himself, another year one tortured cats.
 
2013-04-19 01:17:00 PM
www.metalgearsolid.be
Doktor?
 
2013-04-19 01:17:16 PM
he squandered his resistance on a pocket full of mumbles such are promises
 
2013-04-19 01:19:48 PM

Generation_D: I called this yesterday. They reminded me more of the STEM majors that every spring get stressed out and crack. I don't think the Chechen angle is as important as the failed student under pressure angle. We used to see this every spring at UIUC. One year a EE shot himself, another year one tortured cats.




10+ years in the industry and I wish I had.

/EE
 
2013-04-19 01:20:38 PM

Fark In The Duck: Didn't he sing "Lay Lady Lay"?

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This.  Beat me to it.  He really looks like a young Bobby Dylan.
 
2013-04-19 01:22:37 PM
Lack of vowels probably had a lot to do with it.

/Chechen, but apparently on Kyrgyz passports
 
2013-04-19 01:24:03 PM
graphics8.nytimes.com

Come on man, you can't bother taking off the Hoodie for one damn minute while talking to this reporter!
 
2013-04-19 01:39:07 PM

Fano: he squandered his resistance on a pocket full of mumbles such are promises


Clearly he's taken being a boxer and a fighter by his trade to heart.

/lie la lie *BOOM!*, lie la lie lie la la lie, lie la lie *BOOM!*
//I'll show myself out
 
2013-04-19 01:41:29 PM

Bondith: Fano: he squandered his resistance on a pocket full of mumbles such are promises

Clearly he's taken being a boxer and a fighter by his trade to heart.

/lie la lie *BOOM!*, lie la lie lie la la lie, lie la lie *BOOM!*
//I'll show myself out


"A man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest."

That's scarily accurate about this dude...
 
2013-04-19 01:42:09 PM
Dzhokhar? Dhokar? Donkhar? Dontcha? Dnaga? Na gonna be alive for much longer?
www.icine.org
 
2013-04-19 01:43:24 PM

MindStalker: Come on man, you can't bother taking off the Hoodie for one damn minute while talking to this reporter!


I'm betting he ran home to get his hoodie so he could talk to the reporter.
 
2013-04-19 01:44:01 PM

MindStalker: [graphics8.nytimes.com image 600x338]

Come on man, you can't bother taking off the Hoodie for one damn minute while talking to this reporter!


He looks like Ethnic Clip Art Model #4
 
2013-04-19 01:49:33 PM

FloydA: onzmadi: Dzhokhar Who?Dzhokhar Who?   Dzhokhar Who!?

No, it's just "The Dzhokhar."

[i105.photobucket.com image 612x612]


First Matt Smith, now this guy? The Doctors keep getting worse and worse.
 
2013-04-19 01:50:21 PM
When I saw the Dzhokhar/Joke puns, I came here hoping for more Destiny's Road references.

Leaving disappointed to get more speckles.
 
2013-04-19 01:54:38 PM
Dzhokhar's closest friends were a group known among their classmates as "stoners," according to Mr. Rahman.

Apparently Dzhokhar was a Szhmokhar and a midnight Tokhar.  Too bad he wanted to hurt someone.
 
2013-04-19 01:58:14 PM
Dzhokhar Khan...
Dzhokhar Khan
 
2013-04-19 02:00:47 PM

Arkanaut: FloydA: onzmadi: Dzhokhar Who?Dzhokhar Who?   Dzhokhar Who!?

No, it's just "The Dzhokhar."

[i105.photobucket.com image 612x612]

First Matt Smith, now this guy? The Doctors keep getting worse and worse.



Look on the bright side.  At least it's not Colin Baker.
 
2013-04-19 02:05:24 PM
renaissanceronin.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-19 02:05:53 PM
Dzhokhar
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-04-19 02:09:53 PM

nucular bum: Dzokhar Smokhar Midnight Tokhar.

/he gets his lovin' on the run
//he sure did want to kill someone


I'm just going to call him Maurice...
 
2013-04-19 02:34:00 PM
The family is part of a Chechen diaspora that dates back to 1943, when Stalin deported most of the population of Chechnya from its homeland and over concerns the Chechens were collaborating with the Nazy German invading army.

With an article this rushed, surely it doesn't have any factual errors to be discovered later! Right? Anyway this bombing reopens the fact that mass immigration is unnecessary and disastrous.
 
2013-04-19 02:58:46 PM
He was apparently friends with someone at the Boston Globe, who told his story:
http://www.boston.com/video/?bctid=2312754444001
 
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