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(Politicker)   Cuomo says global warming is responsible for the Boston Bombings. Sanity seen exiting to the right   (politicker.com) divider line 71
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2013-04-19 12:22:14 PM
No, he didn't.
 
2013-04-19 12:23:50 PM

nmrsnr: No, he didn't.

 
2013-04-19 12:38:38 PM
NY, the clinically insane Florida.
 
2013-04-19 12:45:38 PM
Reading is hard, subby.
 
2013-04-19 01:02:26 PM
Apparently, idiotic trolling headline greenlights are the "new normal" on Fark, and therefore caused by terrorism.

Why is Drew aiding the terrorists?

/Oh, for the ad revenue....
 
2013-04-19 01:06:00 PM
Submitter needs to take a remedial reading comprehension class before he's allowed to submit again.
 
2013-04-19 01:06:47 PM
Actually it's pretty funny.
 
2013-04-19 01:07:20 PM
The new normal: Trolling, lying headlines.
 
2013-04-19 01:08:19 PM
I'm gonna go with "he never said that"

*click*

yep

nice headline, subtard
 
2013-04-19 01:08:37 PM
Maybe normal is you're a cowering asshat.
A veteran won't put up with this shait as normal in his own back yard.
 
2013-04-19 01:09:48 PM
If it's hotter out, people are going to drink more water, which means they have more urine, which can then be turned into saltpeter, which can be used to make gunpowder. This is the new normal.
 
2013-04-19 01:11:22 PM

CPennypacker: I'm gonna go with "he never said that"

*click*

yep

nice headline, subtard


Troll headline is bad, and subby should feel bad.
 
2013-04-19 01:11:52 PM
HEY SUBBY!
cache.ohinternet.com

YOUR HEADLINE IS BAD
AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD

 
2013-04-19 01:12:31 PM
He didn't say that. But he did list a bunch of bad stuff we don't like in that sentence, and so at least associated the bombings and global warming. To what end who the fark knows.
 
2013-04-19 01:12:49 PM
*shakes tiny fist at GoldSpider*
 
2013-04-19 01:13:20 PM
Why is everyone attacking the subby? I thought it was a pretty good joke, assuming you get the reference.
 
2013-04-19 01:13:33 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: If it's hotter out, people are going to drink more water, which means they have more urine, which can then be turned into saltpeter, which can be used to make gunpowder. This is the new normal.


Also more birds out, and their droppings can be harvested. Study it out.
 
2013-04-19 01:13:41 PM
When someone says, I wish the Saudi Prince who owns foxnews would come out against the Saudi wahabbi version of Islam on TV,

Why does it sound like a conspiracy theory, but it's completely true?
 
2013-04-19 01:15:58 PM

The RIchest Man in Babylon: *shakes tiny fist at GoldSpider*


Yours was better quality.
 
2013-04-19 01:18:46 PM
Proof positive that ALL Liberals are drooling, mouthbreathing morons, and that Conservatives are philosopher-kings who need to be put back in power as soon as possible.
 
2013-04-19 01:21:56 PM
Not global warming, subby.  Extra large soft drinks.  They're legal in Boston.
 
2013-04-19 01:22:40 PM
Personally I liked this better:

"Mayor Michael Bloomberg may have canceled his morning radio appearance today in response to theongoing manhunt for a suspect involved in Monday's deadly bombing attack on the Boston Marathon"

So, New York is in Boston now?
 
2013-04-19 01:27:29 PM

AngryDragon: Personally I liked this better:

"Mayor Michael Bloomberg may have canceled his morning radio appearance today in response to theongoing manhunt for a suspect involved in Monday's deadly bombing attack on the Boston Marathon"

So, New York is in Boston now?


Maybe he's a suspect and decided to make a run for it.
 
2013-04-19 01:30:56 PM

CarnySaur: AngryDragon: Personally I liked this better:

"Mayor Michael Bloomberg may have canceled his morning radio appearance today in response to theongoing manhunt for a suspect involved in Monday's deadly bombing attack on the Boston Marathon"

So, New York is in Boston now?

Maybe he's a suspect and decided to make a run for it.


He posts as Boomberg911 on various terrorist forums.
 
2013-04-19 01:41:22 PM

Lionel Mandrake: nmrsnr: No, he didn't.


subby and reading comprehension
unless

hmmmmm
create insane headline and get green-light??
sigh
 
2013-04-19 01:41:59 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: Proof positive that ALL Liberals are drooling, mouthbreathing morons, and that Conservatives are philosopher-kings who need to be put back in power as soon as possible.


lolwut.jpg

0/100
 
2013-04-19 01:42:38 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: If it's hotter out, people are going to drink more water, which means they have more urine, which can then be turned into saltpeter, which can be used to make gunpowder. This is the new normal.


This actually sounds right.
 
2013-04-19 01:42:44 PM

DarwiOdrade: The new normal: Trolling, lying headlines.


CNN retracted yet another news report
 
2013-04-19 01:44:40 PM
Global warming causes everything.  Literally everything.
 
2013-04-19 01:46:49 PM
I don't see it Subby.
 
2013-04-19 01:48:54 PM
Terrorism is becoming more frequent Mr. Cuomo? Got a citation for that?

Bombings End Decade of Strikingly Few Successful Terrorism Attacks in U.S.
 
2013-04-19 01:52:34 PM
Erm, as pointed out above, not what he said at all, but good job on another Trolllight!
 
2013-04-19 01:53:02 PM

abb3w: Apparently, idiotic trolling headline greenlights are the "new normal" on Fark, and therefore caused by terrorism.

Why is Drew aiding the terrorists?

/Oh, for the ad revenue....


Wrong, it was caused by Sandy.  Didn't you read the headline?
 
2013-04-19 01:54:36 PM
Subby is either a troll or a moron, neither of which are flattering.
 
2013-04-19 01:57:58 PM

oldass31: Subby is either a troll or a moron, neither of which are flattering.


Third possibility: Subby is paid by the click.
 
2013-04-19 02:02:19 PM
well i'm dumb as a brick but if my name was mikeray kennedy, mikeray coumo or mikeray bush i could be a senator, governor or president.
 
2013-04-19 02:05:14 PM
He referred to tragic events being the "new normal" while not paying any attention the actual status of the world where terrorism is at a significantly lower level than it has been in the past and forgetting about hurricane hugo et al.
 
2013-04-19 02:06:58 PM

czetie: oldass31: Subby is either a troll or a moron, neither of which are flattering.

Third possibility: Subby is paid by the click.


or all of the above
 
2013-04-19 02:08:32 PM
SO WHY dont we have direct info on who the subby is?
other than, you know, we would make fun of them?

why cant we block headlines by user?
/hmmmmmm are there articles/headlines which I enjoy, which were created by people I already have on ignore? making them no completely worthless? probably not a lot.
 
2013-04-19 02:10:16 PM
For Subby:
www.hookedonphonics.com
 
2013-04-19 02:12:46 PM

abb3w: Apparently, idiotic trolling headline greenlights are the "new normal" on Fark, and therefore caused by terrorism.

Why is Drew aiding the terrorists?

/Oh, for the ad revenue....


New?  Nothing new about it.  it been this way for long time its just this time the gored scared cow is on the other foot.

/metaphor mixing is fun.
 
2013-04-19 02:12:48 PM

abb3w: idiotic trolling headline greenlights are the "new normal" on Fark

 
2013-04-19 02:13:38 PM
Yeah, that's totally what he said.  (eyeroll)
 
2013-04-19 02:16:55 PM
Mods, please change the headline.

While it's understandable that page clicks are desirable, submitter's headline is flat out dishonest, and does not reflect anything in tfa.

Thanks
 
2013-04-19 02:22:53 PM
There is nothing gay about Boston Bombings. I call bullshiat, Cuomo.

/and subby

blog.zap2it.com
 
2013-04-19 02:56:19 PM

whidbey: Mods, please change the headline.

While it's understandable that page clicks are desirable, submitter's headline is flat out dishonest, and does not reflect anything in tfa.

Thanks


Couldn't let anyone get a poor opinion about the nanny state gun- and soda- grabbing libs.
 
2013-04-19 03:08:28 PM

whidbey: Mods, please change the headline.

While it's understandable that page clicks are desirable, submitter's headline is flat out dishonest, and does not reflect anything in tfa.

Thanks


As the click recipient for this one, I can say I didn't submit it. For what it's worth
 
2013-04-19 03:09:39 PM
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-04-19 03:12:36 PM
To all those that are so terribly butthurt that the headline doesn't actually match the article:

welcometofark.jpg

Quit being such whiny little biatches.  Make your own damned not-news web site if it bothers you so damned much.
 
2013-04-19 03:15:20 PM
Cuomo wouldn't say that.

Shelly Silver, on the other hand...
 
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