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(Politico)   Radio hosts on Rubio's amnesty plan: How about "NO"?   (politico.com) divider line 102
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2013-04-19 12:20:51 PM  
WWRD?  (What Would Reagan Do)

Oh yeah...give them amnesty.

I wonder what the made-up Reagan "conservatives" believe in do...

Hop on a horse with a lasso, round 'em all up single-handed, and send them back to Mexico, probably.  Unless he was busy tearing down the Berlin Wall brick by brick, dismantling the Soviet Union or cutting taxes.

What am I saying?  He could do all that at once!
 
2013-04-19 12:39:14 PM  
Of course not. Nothing short of "deport all the illegal Mexicans" will fly with the "true conservatives".

"There should be no path to legal residency for them"

Should be interesting to see if a Rubio-like immigration plan makes it through either body of congress, I'm guessing "no".
 
2013-04-19 12:45:11 PM  
 
2013-04-19 01:06:57 PM  
LOL

Damned if they do, damned if they don't.
 
2013-04-19 01:31:26 PM  
Keep it up guys, you're doing great! Surely Real America will be cured of Mexicans in no time!
 
2013-04-19 01:36:25 PM  
some of us whites are even inter-breedin' wit dem mezi-cain'ts.

where's your reagan now?
 
2013-04-19 01:39:16 PM  
How's that outreach coming, GOP?
 
2013-04-19 01:42:35 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-19 01:42:57 PM  
GO REPUBLICAN OUTREACH GO!
 
2013-04-19 01:43:13 PM  
I don't get rewarded if I do 65 miles per hour in a 55 zone.

You don't necessarily and automatically get a ticket either.
 
2013-04-19 01:43:18 PM  

JolobinSmokin: some of us whites are even inter-breedin' wit dem mezi-cain'ts.

where's your reagan now?


Dead?
 
2013-04-19 01:44:16 PM  

Karac: I don't get rewarded if I do 65 miles per hour in a 55 zone.

You don't necessarily and automatically get a ticket either.


Stop using logical statements when republicans are talking
 
2013-04-19 01:46:09 PM  
telling the senator that without dealing with their one key issue first - border security - there was no way they could support his plan.

And you know why 'border security' is the republican prerequisite for immigration reform?  Because it allows them to say 'never' without actually using that word.  Even if we found the money, time, and manpower to build a wall from the Gulf to the Pacific that no one could ever possibly climb over, they'd just switch to saying we need a second wall with Canada.  Or some way to keep people like Rubio's parent's from figuring out how to use a boat.
 
2013-04-19 01:49:54 PM  

Karac:   Or some way to keep people like Rubio's parent's from figuring out how to use a boat.


Banned if by land. Free if by sea.
 
2013-04-19 01:49:55 PM  
They'll never give up their Mexican bogeyman.
Look how much they squealed when bin Laden was taken away.
All they have is fear and hyperbole.
 
2013-04-19 01:51:36 PM  
GOP 'outreach' in action
 
2013-04-19 01:52:08 PM  
I hate to say it, but this immigration reform package is DOA now after today's events with the Boston bombers. Even if, by some miracle, the GOP doesn't filibuster it to death in the Senate, there's no way the GOP in the House will let anything including a path to legal residency fly now.
 
2013-04-19 01:55:16 PM  

Serious Black: I hate to say it, but this immigration reform package is DOA now after today's events with the Boston bombers. Even if, by some miracle, the GOP doesn't filibuster it to death in the Senate, there's no way the GOP in the House will let anything including a path to legal residency fly now.


True.  Stupid, since from what I've read they were not illegal immigrants who could have benefited from a path to citizenship but instead on student visas and because terrorists can still blow things up even if they can't become citizens, but still true.
 
2013-04-19 01:56:06 PM  
I can see it now... the GOP primaries in 2016 will consist of uber-conservatives running on the platform of repealing Obamagration Reform.
 
2013-04-19 01:57:19 PM  
Snivel war has never been so amusing.
 
2013-04-19 01:57:33 PM  

Karac: telling the senator that without dealing with their one key issue first - border security - there was no way they could support his plan.

And you know why 'border security' is the republican prerequisite for immigration reform?  Because it allows them to say 'never' without actually using that word.  Even if we found the money, time, and manpower to build a wall from the Gulf to the Pacific that no one could ever possibly climb over, they'd just switch to saying we need a second wall with Canada.  Or some way to keep people like Rubio's parent's from figuring out how to use a boat.


Rubio's (and the entire gang-of-8 really) plan involves about a million hurdles and pre-requisites that make it nearly impossible to get legal status. If their plan is considered "amnesty", then there really is no hope of compromise. Their plan is about as harsh as can be without flat out rejecting legal status ever.
 
2013-04-19 01:58:12 PM  

Karac: Serious Black: I hate to say it, but this immigration reform package is DOA now after today's events with the Boston bombers. Even if, by some miracle, the GOP doesn't filibuster it to death in the Senate, there's no way the GOP in the House will let anything including a path to legal residency fly now.

True.  Stupid, since from what I've read they were not illegal immigrants who could have benefited from a path to citizenship but instead on student visas and because terrorists can still blow things up even if they can't become citizens, but still true.


Actually, the guy who is still at large is a naturalized citizen as of sometime last year.
 
2013-04-19 01:59:51 PM  

sheep snorter: [i.imgur.com image 540x426]


i love it when teabaggers wear that t-shirt. it's like a white guy wearing a FUBU shirt.
 
2013-04-19 02:03:59 PM  

Karac: telling the senator that without dealing with their one key issue first - border security - there was no way they could support his plan.

And you know why 'border security' is the republican prerequisite for immigration reform?  Because it allows them to say 'never' without actually using that word.  Even if we found the money, time, and manpower to build a wall from the Gulf to the Pacific that no one could ever possibly climb over, they'd just switch to saying we need a second wall with Canada.  Or some way to keep people like Rubio's parent's from figuring out how to use a boat.


There's no such thing. The DMZ separating North and South Korea is probably the most dangerous place on the planet. People still manage to make it from North Korea to South Korea. Not many, mind you, but some still succeed. And if your trigger for letting undocumented immigrants attain legal status is no border crossings ever, it will never work. They'll never have to consider building a fence for Canada or setting up a fleet of vessels to monitor every inch of our shore for crossings via the ocean.
 
2013-04-19 02:11:47 PM  

FlashHarry: sheep snorter: [i.imgur.com image 540x426]

i love it when teabaggers wear that t-shirt. it's like a white guy wearing a FUBU shirt.


holy fark lol
 
2013-04-19 02:11:54 PM  
Hence the bigger GOP dilemma; How do you appeal to the immigrant population without alienating the lower middle-class white voters who only vote GOP because they are against the brown people?
 
2013-04-19 02:12:56 PM  
What kind of morons get their information from talk radio hosts? Oh...
 
2013-04-19 02:13:25 PM  

Serious Black: Karac: telling the senator that without dealing with their one key issue first - border security - there was no way they could support his plan.

And you know why 'border security' is the republican prerequisite for immigration reform?  Because it allows them to say 'never' without actually using that word.  Even if we found the money, time, and manpower to build a wall from the Gulf to the Pacific that no one could ever possibly climb over, they'd just switch to saying we need a second wall with Canada.  Or some way to keep people like Rubio's parent's from figuring out how to use a boat.

There's no such thing. The DMZ separating North and South Korea is probably the most dangerous place on the planet. People still manage to make it from North Korea to South Korea. Not many, mind you, but some still succeed. And if your trigger for letting undocumented immigrants attain legal status is no border crossings ever, it will never work. They'll never have to consider building a fence for Canada or setting up a fleet of vessels to monitor every inch of our shore for crossings via the ocean.


That's why we need a bold plan. A plan that can aid us economically and protect our borders.

DIG A MOAT!!!

A big one. One that be used as a canal. A canal that can circumvent that one in Panama. Think of the jobs, the needed tech development, the lack of Mehhicans.

But no, we let things like logistics, geography and reality stop us.

Build the US Moat Canal!!!!
 
2013-04-19 02:13:36 PM  
Yeah, after this Boston thing, immigration reform has zero chance, I'm afraid.
 
2013-04-19 02:13:39 PM  

Dusk-You-n-Me: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 500x374]

Link


I love that pic.  Wonder who the intended audience is supposed to be?
 
2013-04-19 02:14:20 PM  
The party of old white men terrified that the world doesn't bow to them anymore.
 
2013-04-19 02:16:19 PM  

Serious Black: Karac: Serious Black: I hate to say it, but this immigration reform package is DOA now after today's events with the Boston bombers. Even if, by some miracle, the GOP doesn't filibuster it to death in the Senate, there's no way the GOP in the House will let anything including a path to legal residency fly now.

True.  Stupid, since from what I've read they were not illegal immigrants who could have benefited from a path to citizenship but instead on student visas and because terrorists can still blow things up even if they can't become citizens, but still true.

Actually, the guy who is still at large is a naturalized citizen as of sometime last year.


I stand corrected.  Still, the currently debated immigration reform would not have helped, or hindered, him in getting access to US soil.
 
2013-04-19 02:19:02 PM  

Karac: I don't get rewarded if I do 65 miles per hour in a 55 zone.

You don't necessarily and automatically get a ticket either.


Are you suggesting that republicans don't have to deal with DWB issues?  Really?
 
2013-04-19 02:19:30 PM  

kidgenius: Karac: telling the senator that without dealing with their one key issue first - border security - there was no way they could support his plan.

And you know why 'border security' is the republican prerequisite for immigration reform?  Because it allows them to say 'never' without actually using that word.  Even if we found the money, time, and manpower to build a wall from the Gulf to the Pacific that no one could ever possibly climb over, they'd just switch to saying we need a second wall with Canada.  Or some way to keep people like Rubio's parent's from figuring out how to use a boat.

Rubio's (and the entire gang-of-8 really) plan involves about a million hurdles and pre-requisites that make it nearly impossible to get legal status. If their plan is considered "amnesty", then there really is no hope of compromise. Their plan is about as harsh as can be without flat out rejecting legal status ever.


I am for a path to citizenship as long as they get in line behind the people that were doing it the right way and we secure the border.  If that means land mines on the border, so be it, it would help curb the illegal drug traffic simultaneously.  All the 86 Amnesty did was encourage more Illegal immigration because we did not secure the border.  If I have to follow the rules, so do you.
 
2013-04-19 02:20:03 PM  
Hard lesson in conservative politics there, son. The propagandists setting the tone don't need to get anything done or think about reelection.
 
2013-04-19 02:20:42 PM  
Mike Siegel

Oh yeah. I remember him from KKKVI up here in Seattle.
 
2013-04-19 02:21:17 PM  
What the hell are these morons going on about?  Have they read the bill?  Amnesty isn't allowed to go into force until massive border improvements are built and arbitrary limits on enforcement are met.
 
2013-04-19 02:23:05 PM  
Holy god the comments:

► FACT: The Democrats know they need a steady supply of stupid to win elections. America's teachers unions do their part by turning out the dumbest, most ill-informed cretins this side of Africa! ........... BUT DAT AIN'T ENOUGH!!
No, no... We need to import stupid from Mexico, South America and Africa!!! Then we can even get an ignorant, arrogant, 3rd world leftist street agitator elected as POTUS!!

Amazing, isn't it? America has one political party that will trash American culture and heritage in the hopes of staying in power.

► FACT: Allowing immigration without assimilation is committing cultural suicide.

Brown and black skin minorities commit the vast majority of violent crime in America, so why in the world would we go out of our way to let more of them into America?

There is a reason Mexico is Mexico and Africa is Africa. If we keep letting more Mexicans into our country, then it's only a matter of time until America becomes just like Mexico! Is that what you want?


...Please proceed, GOP.
 
2013-04-19 02:23:14 PM  

Karac: Serious Black: I hate to say it, but this immigration reform package is DOA now after today's events with the Boston bombers. Even if, by some miracle, the GOP doesn't filibuster it to death in the Senate, there's no way the GOP in the House will let anything including a path to legal residency fly now.

True.  Stupid, since from what I've read they were not illegal immigrants who could have benefited from a path to citizenship but instead on student visas and because terrorists can still blow things up even if they can't become citizens, but still true.


Even stupider: They've been her for over *a decade*. They ewre legal residents. The youngest was *7* or so when they came over.
 
2013-04-19 02:26:20 PM  

The RIchest Man in Babylon: Holy god the comments:

► FACT: The Democrats know they need a steady supply of stupid to win elections. America's teachers unions do their part by turning out the dumbest, most ill-informed cretins this side of Africa! ........... BUT DAT AIN'T ENOUGH!!
No, no... We need to import stupid from Mexico, South America and Africa!!! Then we can even get an ignorant, arrogant, 3rd world leftist street agitator elected as POTUS!!

Amazing, isn't it? America has one political party that will trash American culture and heritage in the hopes of staying in power.

► FACT: Allowing immigration without assimilation is committing cultural suicide.

Brown and black skin minorities commit the vast majority of violent crime in America, so why in the world would we go out of our way to let more of them into America?

There is a reason Mexico is Mexico and Africa is Africa. If we keep letting more Mexicans into our country, then it's only a matter of time until America becomes just like Mexico! Is that what you want?

...Please proceed, GOP.


Weird that anyone would suggest there's a racial component to the "conservative" priorities re: immigration.
 
2013-04-19 02:27:06 PM  

GAT_00: What the hell are these morons going on about?  Have they read the bill?  Amnesty isn't allowed to go into force until massive border improvements are built and arbitrary limits on enforcement are met.


Reading isn't a prerequisite for being in Talk Radio.
 
2013-04-19 02:30:32 PM  

The RIchest Man in Babylon: Holy god the comments:

► FACT: The Democrats know they need a steady supply of stupid to win elections. America's teachers unions do their part by turning out the dumbest, most ill-informed cretins this side of Africa! ........... BUT DAT AIN'T ENOUGH!!
No, no... We need to import stupid from Mexico, South America and Africa!!! Then we can even get an ignorant, arrogant, 3rd world leftist street agitator elected as POTUS!!

Amazing, isn't it? America has one political party that will trash American culture and heritage in the hopes of staying in power.

► FACT: Allowing immigration without assimilation is committing cultural suicide.

Brown and black skin minorities commit the vast majority of violent crime in America, so why in the world would we go out of our way to let more of them into America?

There is a reason Mexico is Mexico and Africa is Africa. If we keep letting more Mexicans into our country, then it's only a matter of time until America becomes just like Mexico! Is that what you want?

...Please proceed, GOP.


Their outreach plan is paying massive dividends already!
 
2013-04-19 02:31:11 PM  

Karac: Even if we found the money, time, and manpower to build a wall from the Gulf to the Pacific that no one could ever possibly climb over


I'm from China, so I know a little something about gigantic walls being used to keep people out and how they don't work.
 
2013-04-19 02:32:28 PM  

The RIchest Man in Babylon: ► FACT: Allowing immigration without assimilation is committing cultural suicide.

Brown and black skin minorities commit the vast majority of violent crime in America, so why in the world would we go out of our way to let more of them into America?

There is a reason Mexico is Mexico and Africa is Africa. If we keep letting more Mexicans into our country, then it's only a matter of time until America becomes just like Mexico! Is that what you want?


The racial classification with the lowest incidence of crime in the US is Asias. I suggest we exclude everybody but Asians from the country.
 
2013-04-19 02:33:08 PM  

The RIchest Man in Babylon: Holy god the comments:

► FACT: The Democrats know they need a steady supply of stupid to win elections. America's teachers unions do their part by turning out the dumbest, most ill-informed cretins this side of Africa! ........... BUT DAT AIN'T ENOUGH!!
No, no... We need to import stupid from Mexico, South America and Africa!!! Then we can even get an ignorant, arrogant, 3rd world leftist street agitator elected as POTUS!!

Amazing, isn't it? America has one political party that will trash American culture and heritage in the hopes of staying in power.

► FACT: Allowing immigration without assimilation is committing cultural suicide.

Brown and black skin minorities commit the vast majority of violent crime in America, so why in the world would we go out of our way to let more of them into America?

There is a reason Mexico is Mexico and Africa is Africa. If we keep letting more Mexicans into our country, then it's only a matter of time until America becomes just like Mexico! Is that what you want?

...Please proceed, GOP.


I'm pretty sure you posting this makes you a racist and a bigot. Like all libs. Horrible, horrible libs. Why would you say things like that? Vote Republican. 'Merica.
 
2013-04-19 02:33:54 PM  

tallguywithglasseson: Weird that anyone would suggest there's a racial component to the "conservative" priorities re: immigration.


Your the real bigot for trying to silence their beliefs!!!!1!!!!1

First ammendment: Only for LIEberals.
 
2013-04-19 02:35:06 PM  

tallguywithglasseson: The RIchest Man in Babylon: Holy god the comments:

► FACT: The Democrats know they need a steady supply of stupid to win elections. America's teachers unions do their part by turning out the dumbest, most ill-informed cretins this side of Africa! ........... BUT DAT AIN'T ENOUGH!!
No, no... We need to import stupid from Mexico, South America and Africa!!! Then we can even get an ignorant, arrogant, 3rd world leftist street agitator elected as POTUS!!

Amazing, isn't it? America has one political party that will trash American culture and heritage in the hopes of staying in power.

► FACT: Allowing immigration without assimilation is committing cultural suicide.

Brown and black skin minorities commit the vast majority of violent crime in America, so why in the world would we go out of our way to let more of them into America?

There is a reason Mexico is Mexico and Africa is Africa. If we keep letting more Mexicans into our country, then it's only a matter of time until America becomes just like Mexico! Is that what you want?

...Please proceed, GOP.

Weird that anyone would suggest there's a racial component to the "conservative" priorities re: immigration.


Yeah, and here I thought they were all upset about the Polish immigrants in Queens. Turns out it's Africans and Mexicans, go figure.
 
2013-04-19 02:37:13 PM  

RexTalionis: Karac: Even if we found the money, time, and manpower to build a wall from the Gulf to the Pacific that no one could ever possibly climb over

I'm from China, so I know a little something about gigantic walls being used to keep people out and how they don't work.


Land mines work.  I do strongly suggest we let it be known that they are there.  I want to stop the illegal migration not kill indisciminatly.
 
2013-04-19 02:37:42 PM  

RexTalionis: The RIchest Man in Babylon: ► FACT: Allowing immigration without assimilation is committing cultural suicide.

Brown and black skin minorities commit the vast majority of violent crime in America, so why in the world would we go out of our way to let more of them into America?

There is a reason Mexico is Mexico and Africa is Africa. If we keep letting more Mexicans into our country, then it's only a matter of time until America becomes just like Mexico! Is that what you want?

The racial classification with the lowest incidence of crime in the US is Asias. I suggest we exclude everybody but Asians from the country.


I think they'd only accept white Asians
 
2013-04-19 02:38:51 PM  

pxsteel: RexTalionis: Karac: Even if we found the money, time, and manpower to build a wall from the Gulf to the Pacific that no one could ever possibly climb over

I'm from China, so I know a little something about gigantic walls being used to keep people out and how they don't work.

Land mines work.  I do strongly suggest we let it be known that they are there.  I want to stop the illegal migration not kill indisciminatly.


I'm pretty sure the Korean DMZ is carpeted with land mines, and people still cross it.
 
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