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(Huffington Post)   The world's last AOL user speaks out on his nephews, the Boston terror suspects. "They deserve to die"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 58
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2013-04-19 11:49:08 AM
7 votes:
bestuff.com
"Yeah they deserve to die, and I hope they burn in hell!"
2013-04-19 12:23:54 PM
3 votes:

ontariolightning: The Foreign Office has issued travel advice to Brits regarding the restrictions in place around the Boston area:
The FCO has said Brits should follow the advice of the local authorities:


If i saw a British person in Boston, I would just say "SCOREBOARD, biatch!" and point to the nearest American flag.
2013-04-19 12:12:27 PM
3 votes:

bdub77: "We're sending in Crullers, copy."


"OK folks.  Put on your big boy pants.  I want a perimeter set up with white powdered donuts, spaced 5m apart.  Behind that, I want glazed, flanking, on either side, prepared to execute a pincers movement and deflect fire to the pinch point where our friends Bear Claw Team Six are deployed.  To the left, we have coffee and creamer.  Await my word on when to deploy, and watch for a flanking manuever.  the Krispy Kreme battalion is on standby and prepared to give ground support.  Elephant ears, fritters, donut holes, it is go time!"
2013-04-19 12:08:14 PM
3 votes:
"...can only be described as a suicide vest. Or whatever." - Wolf Blitzer
2013-04-19 12:04:58 PM
3 votes:

urger: Sandwich truck is inbound!


A sandwich has struck the second brother!
2013-04-19 12:02:07 PM
3 votes:
You know, it's weeks like this one where I really wish that a hell existed. I mean, other than Arizona.
2013-04-19 12:25:39 PM
2 votes:
Uncle doesn't approve of the boys being losers and LITERALLY being so farking AWKWARD and so farking BORING.
2013-04-19 12:12:57 PM
2 votes:

bongmiester: [farm3.static.flickr.com image 500x177]

the overtime bill is going to be huge


4.bp.blogspot.com
gargantuan
2013-04-19 12:11:38 PM
2 votes:

vygramul: KarmicDisaster: vygramul: "...can only be described as a suicide vest. Or whatever." - Wolf Blitzer

I thought that they took Wolf into custody yesterday for crimes against journalism. Is he out on bail?

RoR.


Are you sure he has his own recognizance?
2013-04-19 12:11:24 PM
2 votes:

T-Servo: Please try telling that to my dad. He doesn't think immigrants can ever be Americans, despite the irony in that statement.

1.bp.blogspot.com
2013-04-19 12:10:33 PM
2 votes:

bdub77: cameroncrazy1984: Gonna have a press conference! Can't wait to see how CNN screws  that up.

Wolf Blitzer will probably talk over the top of it the whole time while they put it in a small window.


It's a shame that such an interesting name was wasted on such a potato-head of a man.
2013-04-19 12:09:48 PM
2 votes:
Ladies and gentlemen, this is Massachusetts:

"At the direction of authorities, select Dunkin' Donuts restaurants in the Boston area are open to take care of the needs of law enforcement and first responders."
2013-04-19 12:09:45 PM
2 votes:

vygramul: "...can only be described as a suicide vest. Or whatever." - Wolf Blitzer


I wore a whatever yesterday. Or was that a pullover? Anyway, it was kind of chilly.
2013-04-19 12:09:08 PM
2 votes:
Start asking the uncle about other stuff.

The Pats' 2013 schedule?  "We will beat the Jets by 80 points combined, because they are too busy being losers!"
2013-04-19 12:05:44 PM
2 votes:

Snarfangel: the lord god: The uncle rocks. Because they are losers!!!

Thanksgiving will be awkward.



"Pass the gravy please, uncle."

"It's really good, Dzokhar.  Mamushak put extra spice in it.....loser."

"What?"

"I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!"
2013-04-19 11:56:05 AM
2 votes:
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net

I've heard this sentiment in various forms, and it makes me wonder if these people cower in fear if they are separated from their firearms.

/Also, I'm not sure if this guy understands that you can't shoot an explosion.
2013-04-19 11:52:44 AM
2 votes:
media.spokesman.com

Five.  Five threads.
2013-04-19 11:51:59 AM
2 votes:
Reporter: "Why did they do this?"
Uncle: "Because they are losers"

Awesome.
2013-04-19 02:22:39 PM
1 votes:
And now we go to a press conference with the bombers uncle

img607.imageshack.us
2013-04-19 01:12:24 PM
1 votes:

give me doughnuts: groppet: brandent: the lord god: The uncle rocks. Because they are losers!!!

The live press conference  that he just gave in front of his house was very good .  I was glad he spoke.  The questions were moronic.

I was waiting for a "What did you have for breakfast" or "How do you think Bieber/Gaga/Lohan will react to this?" type questions.

"Who are you wearing?"


khakees?

25.media.tumblr.com
2013-04-19 12:29:59 PM
1 votes:

the lord god: You see the world far to different than I do.


Yes, much like a black and white tv looks different from 1080p HD.
2013-04-19 12:25:21 PM
1 votes:

ninotchka: My in-laws call me a dog and a prostitute



that disgusts me.  You are NOT a dog.
2013-04-19 12:17:26 PM
1 votes:

bdub77: They can execute those instructions blindfolded.



I love the smell bear claw in the morning. You know, one time we had Watertown on lockdown, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' fritter. The smell, you know that refined sugar and deep fried dough smell, the whole town. Smelled like.....victory.
2013-04-19 12:14:54 PM
1 votes:

T-Servo: Myria: T-Servo: Please try telling that to my dad. He doesn't think immigrants can ever be Americans, despite the irony in that statement.
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 540x278]

No, my dad has a retort to that, too. "They have casinos now, so they should STFU and GBTW."

Every year I ask for overseas assignments around Thanksgiving.


Tell him you found a nice half Jewish half Muslim boy you're dating.
2013-04-19 12:14:34 PM
1 votes:

bdub77: cameroncrazy1984: Gonna have a press conference! Can't wait to see how CNN screws  that up.

Wolf Blitzer will probably talk over the top of it the whole time while they put it in a small window.


"Here to present both sides of the story, we have the Boston police chief and the first guy we could find who expressed support for the attacks. The truth is probably somewhere in the middle and we'll try to get that for you."
2013-04-19 12:11:58 PM
1 votes:
Snarfangel: the lord god: The uncle rocks. Because they are losers!!!

Thanksgiving Ramadan will be awkward.
2013-04-19 12:11:01 PM
1 votes:

KarmicDisaster: vygramul: "...can only be described as a suicide vest. Or whatever." - Wolf Blitzer

I thought that they took Wolf into custody yesterday for crimes against journalism. Is he out on bail?


RoR.
2013-04-19 12:09:38 PM
1 votes:

vygramul: "...can only be described as a suicide vest. Or whatever." - Wolf Blitzer


I thought that they took Wolf into custody yesterday for crimes against journalism. Is he out on bail?
2013-04-19 12:07:23 PM
1 votes:
Gonna have a press conference! Can't wait to see how CNN screws  that up.
2013-04-19 12:06:04 PM
1 votes:

bongmiester: [farm3.static.flickr.com image 500x177]

the overtime bill is going to be huge


That's a lot of farking donuts not being eaten right now.
2013-04-19 12:06:00 PM
1 votes:
"People going in, people going out."

Can't explain that. No, seriously, CNN can't.

/And I don't farking care what you're juggling, farking spit it out
2013-04-19 12:04:11 PM
1 votes:

ACunningPlan: 16.52 (15.52) Ramzan Kadyrov, Chechnya's leader, has said that he sends his condolences to the US, but rejects any attempt to blame the region.

"Any attempt to make a connection between Chechnya and the Tsarnaevs - if indeed they are guilty - are in vain. They grew up in the United States, their attitudes and believes were forged there. It is necessary to seek the roots of this evil in America - the whole world has to fight terrorism. We know that better than anyone else. "

This is likely Mr. Putin's reaction too.


Reall, I would have thought Putin would have been more:
"We seem to have a common enemy... Care to go on a hunt? I promise I'll wear a shirt."
2013-04-19 12:03:48 PM
1 votes:

the lord god: The uncle rocks. Because they are losers!!!


Thanksgiving will be awkward.
2013-04-19 12:02:32 PM
1 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: the lord god: If you think its only the far right you are very wrong. Lots of us are sick of their shiat.

If you think Islam is the source of the problem, you are likely on the American far-right.


If you think Christianity is the problem, you are likely on the American far-left.
2013-04-19 12:02:10 PM
1 votes:
i90.photobucket.com
2013-04-19 12:01:55 PM
1 votes:
NEWS FLASH!: Police are escorting a sammich truck to their location!
2013-04-19 12:01:35 PM
1 votes:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/19/ruslan-tsarni-uncle-of-suspe c ts-interview_n_3116075.html

here's his full interview.

I kinda feel for him. He seems a really decent man.
2013-04-19 12:01:26 PM
1 votes:
Bring me SAMMACH!
2013-04-19 12:00:46 PM
1 votes:
www.troll.me
2013-04-19 11:59:01 AM
1 votes:
I love how he ended with a very polite "Get the FARK off my lawn" lol
2013-04-19 11:58:56 AM
1 votes:

FlashHarry: brandent: The questions were moronic.

the american press is moronic, so this is to be expected.


Seriously.

Interviewer: Tamerlan was killed.
Uncle: He's a loser.
Interviewer: These kids were in a shootout.
Uncle: It's awful
Interviewer: The other one is being sought after.
Uncle: Ridiculous.

ASK A F*CKING QUESTION YOU MORAN.
2013-04-19 11:58:12 AM
1 votes:

PistolGripPump: New thread = more badges


Badges?

i171.photobucket.com
2013-04-19 11:57:34 AM
1 votes:
Wish the uncle had a Hank Hill accent.
2013-04-19 11:57:22 AM
1 votes:
"Why do the Chicago Cubs suck ass?"

static3.businessinsider.com
"Because they are losers!"
2013-04-19 11:56:59 AM
1 votes:
thesportshernia.typepad.com

Shieky, is that you?
2013-04-19 11:55:51 AM
1 votes:
If you get tetanus from being stripped by a robot, is that an STD?
2013-04-19 11:55:19 AM
1 votes:

brandent: The questions were moronic.


Welcome to the new American mass media. They are all awful.
2013-04-19 11:54:27 AM
1 votes:

FinFangFark: did someone bring the cooler from the old thread?


Oh fark, someone's gonna have to go back and get it.
2013-04-19 11:53:47 AM
1 votes:
did someone bring the cooler from the old thread?
2013-04-19 11:52:41 AM
1 votes:

CygnusDarius: So, the US invades Chechnya? Or will the US give lots of military aid to the Russians to do that for them?


well, if prior incidents are an example, then we'll invade iran.
2013-04-19 11:52:40 AM
1 votes:

Begoggle: The uncle is refreshingly honest, unlike the father who calls his son an "angel".


He meant "Hell's Angel."
2013-04-19 11:52:04 AM
1 votes:
"No word yet if the Uncle wants to make them 'humble in old country way'"

"I think the WWE has found their new writer Monsoon."
2013-04-19 11:50:51 AM
1 votes:

blackdawn: BigNumber12: That press conference was a complete clusterfark.

Yup. He would answer a question or say a general statement and a reporter would then ask something that was already answered.


He also killed off OVER 9000 conspiracy theories in one epic shot
2013-04-19 11:50:31 AM
1 votes:
So many news flashes, so many times I've had to apologize for the mobile device blurting out "squirrel with big nuts".
2013-04-19 11:50:24 AM
1 votes:
FIVE! FIVE THREADS! AH AH AH!
2013-04-19 11:49:44 AM
1 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: Aaaand Muslims. Goddammit.


But they're white.
2013-04-19 11:48:21 AM
1 votes:
New thread = more badges
2013-04-19 11:48:00 AM
1 votes:
Four robot gang bang.
 
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