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2013-04-19 12:14:57 PM  

brandent: the lord god: The uncle rocks. Because they are losers!!!

The live press conference  that he just gave in front of his house was very good .  I was glad he spoke.  The questions were moronic.


I was waiting for a "What did you have for breakfast" or "How do you think Bieber/Gaga/Lohan will react to this?" type questions.
 
2013-04-19 12:14:58 PM  
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BECAUSE THEY'RE LOSERS
 
2013-04-19 12:16:00 PM  
The dumb fark is probably bleeding out in some basement.  Get to him before he kicks it.
 
2013-04-19 12:16:24 PM  

T-Servo: The Howitzer Tank Explosion joke never got old.


It's Howitzer Explosion Guy.
 
2013-04-19 12:16:42 PM  
Is it me, or does it seem to be over? I mean, most of the chatter on the scanner seem to be about the press area and the sandwich truck
 
2013-04-19 12:16:47 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: the lord god: cameroncrazy1984: the lord god: If you think its only the far right you are very wrong. Lots of us are sick of their shiat.

If you think Islam is the source of the problem, you are likely on the American far-right.

LOL. Oh you is funny. See outside echo chambers most people form complex opinions. You could not be more wrong about me.

No, you just think you're an independent. Most of us actual liberals know many American Muslims who want nothing to do with terrorism.


Would you like a gold star?
 
2013-04-19 12:17:01 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Check out Kansas. Christianity is the problem there.


So we agree that religion is the cause of a lot of problems?
 
2013-04-19 12:17:26 PM  

bdub77: They can execute those instructions blindfolded.



I love the smell bear claw in the morning. You know, one time we had Watertown on lockdown, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' fritter. The smell, you know that refined sugar and deep fried dough smell, the whole town. Smelled like.....victory.
 
2013-04-19 12:17:33 PM  
There are an awful lot of people who won't let having nothing to say stop them from speaking into a microphone.
 
2013-04-19 12:17:43 PM  

AntonChigger: What did he mean when he said, "Islam has always been there"?  Kinda confused by that statement


I took that to mean that the dead kid doesn't need to do anything to 'enhance' Islam. It's 'always been there' and always will be. And that he should stop being such a farking loser and concentrate on getting a job and leave Islam alone.

I think that's what the uncle means.
 
2013-04-19 12:17:54 PM  

rickythepenguin: bdub77: They can execute those instructions blindfolded.


I love the smell bear claw in the morning. You know, one time we had Watertown on lockdown, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' fritter. The smell, you know that refined sugar and deep fried dough smell, the whole town. Smelled like.....victory.


I read that in Robert Duvall's voice.
 
2013-04-19 12:17:58 PM  
Of course, even as the second brother is on the run and Boston is locked down and everybody is sending whatever good thoughts they have to the city, some conservative loudmouth has to farking politicize the whole thing into the gun debate.

Jesus Christ, fark you, you Arkansas asshole. Take your AR and shove it straight up your stupid ass.
 
2013-04-19 12:17:58 PM  

GoldSpider: cameroncrazy1984: Check out Kansas. Christianity is the problem there.

So we agree that religion is the cause of a lot of problems?


Only when the religious actually govern.
 
2013-04-19 12:18:18 PM  

the lord god: cameroncrazy1984: the lord god: cameroncrazy1984: the lord god: If you think its only the far right you are very wrong. Lots of us are sick of their shiat.

If you think Islam is the source of the problem, you are likely on the American far-right.

LOL. Oh you is funny. See outside echo chambers most people form complex opinions. You could not be more wrong about me.

No, you just think you're an independent. Most of us actual liberals know many American Muslims who want nothing to do with terrorism.

Would you like a gold star?


You're going to favorite him?
 
2013-04-19 12:18:33 PM  

the lord god: cameroncrazy1984: the lord god: cameroncrazy1984: the lord god: If you think its only the far right you are very wrong. Lots of us are sick of their shiat.

If you think Islam is the source of the problem, you are likely on the American far-right.

LOL. Oh you is funny. See outside echo chambers most people form complex opinions. You could not be more wrong about me.

No, you just think you're an independent. Most of us actual liberals know many American Muslims who want nothing to do with terrorism.

Would you like a gold star?


Haha, yeah, you've got nothing.
 
2013-04-19 12:18:40 PM  
Just two angry young men. Another Adam Lanza, Jared L. Loughner, or James Holmes
 
2013-04-19 12:19:31 PM  

TotallyHeadless: Just two angry young men. Another Adam Lanza, Jared L. Loughner, or James Holmes


The more I read about it, the more that's what it looks like. At least the older brother was.
 
2013-04-19 12:19:43 PM  

vygramul: T-Servo: Myria: T-Servo: Please try telling that to my dad. He doesn't think immigrants can ever be Americans, despite the irony in that statement.
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No, my dad has a retort to that, too. "They have casinos now, so they should STFU and GBTW."

Every year I ask for overseas assignments around Thanksgiving.

Tell him you found a nice half Jewish half Muslim boy you're dating.


Marrying an atheist, socialist foreigner was quite enough.

/only socialist in comparison to rural Alabama
 
2013-04-19 12:20:04 PM  

GoldSpider: So we agree that religion is the cause of a lot of problems?


You're saying that it...

[sunglasses]

... poisons everything?
 
2013-04-19 12:20:22 PM  

TotallyHeadless: Just two angry young men. Another Adam Lanza, Jared L. Loughner, or James Holmes


Nobody gives a damn. Cram it.
 
2013-04-19 12:20:45 PM  
The Foreign Office has issued travel advice to Brits regarding the restrictions in place around the Boston area:
The FCO has said Brits should follow the advice of the local authorities:
 
2013-04-19 12:22:51 PM  

TotallyHeadless: Just two angry young men. Another Adam Lanza, Jared L. Loughner, or James Holmes


They see the world through their cynical eyes.  They were troubled young men, i can tell.  They had it all in the palms of their hands.  But their hands are wet with sweat and theirhead needs a rest.  And they're fooling themselves if they don't believe it.  Kidding themselves if they don't believe it.  How can you be such angry young men?  When your future looks quite bright to me.

How can there be such a sinister plan, that could hide such a lamb, such caring young men.  You're fooling yourself if you don't believe it.  You're kidding yourself if you don't believe it.  Get up, get back on your feet
You're the one they can't beat and you know it.   Come on, let's see what you've got.  Just take your best shot and don't blow it.   You're fooling yourself if you don't believe it.  You're killing yourself if you don't believe it.  Get up, get back on your feet.  You're the one they can't beat and you know it.  Come on, let's see what you've got.  Just take your best shot and don't blow it
 
2013-04-19 12:23:11 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: GoldSpider: cameroncrazy1984: Check out Kansas. Christianity is the problem there.

So we agree that religion is the cause of a lot of problems?

Only when the religious actually govern.


Oh cut it out. That has nothing to do with it. Atheists also governed during Stalin, Pol Pot, and Mao. How did those regimes turn out?
 
2013-04-19 12:23:29 PM  

T-Servo: Myria: T-Servo: Please try telling that to my dad. He doesn't think immigrants can ever be Americans, despite the irony in that statement.
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No, my dad has a retort to that, too. "They have casinos now, so they should STFU and GBTW."

Every year I ask for overseas assignments around Thanksgiving.


Does he believe that children of immigrants can be Americans?  If so, by mathematical induction, he is not an American.  It'd take epic moral derptitude to resolve that doublethink.
 
2013-04-19 12:23:35 PM  

Agarista: The dumb fark is probably bleeding out in some basement.  Get to him before he kicks it.


It would be nice to know why they did this. If they both die it will just be ridiculous speculation.
 
2013-04-19 12:23:54 PM  

ontariolightning: The Foreign Office has issued travel advice to Brits regarding the restrictions in place around the Boston area:
The FCO has said Brits should follow the advice of the local authorities:


If i saw a British person in Boston, I would just say "SCOREBOARD, biatch!" and point to the nearest American flag.
 
2013-04-19 12:24:18 PM  

monoski: Agarista: The dumb fark is probably bleeding out in some basement.  Get to him before he kicks it.

It would be nice to know why they did this. If they both die it will just be ridiculous speculation.


Exactly.  Get to him!
 
2013-04-19 12:24:24 PM  

Myria: Sadly, the bombers are Muslims.  Cue another round of Islam-bashing by the American far right.  They'll mostly avoid talking about one of their own trying to commit murder-by-mail, of course.

The uncle seems like a decent person who is really pissed off right now by his nephews and the media.


Try marrying into a Muslim family. Live in a Muslim neighborhood. I have. I do not trust most of them ESPECIALLY Salafis. I am a whore Christian anyways in their eyes. My in-laws call me a dog and a prostitute. They ignore my kids because they are "half-breeds". SOmetimes I wish I never studied Russian because I would rather be ignorant and think Muslims are so peaceful except for a few crazies. I so wish I could go back to ignorance.
 
2013-04-19 12:25:04 PM  

muck4doo: cameroncrazy1984: GoldSpider: cameroncrazy1984: Check out Kansas. Christianity is the problem there.

So we agree that religion is the cause of a lot of problems?

Only when the religious actually govern.

Oh cut it out. That has nothing to do with it. Atheists also governed during Stalin, Pol Pot, and Mao. How did those regimes turn out?


That doesn't mean that religious people in government can't ALSO cause problems. Right?
 
2013-04-19 12:25:06 PM  

TotallyHeadless: Just two angry young men. Another Adam Lanza, Jared L. Loughner, or James Holmes


Yep. However, Islam was their crazyness of choice, which is going to provide lots of fodder for the anti-Muslim crowd.
 
2013-04-19 12:25:21 PM  

ninotchka: My in-laws call me a dog and a prostitute



that disgusts me.  You are NOT a dog.
 
2013-04-19 12:25:39 PM  
Uncle doesn't approve of the boys being losers and LITERALLY being so farking AWKWARD and so farking BORING.
 
2013-04-19 12:25:48 PM  

muck4doo: Atheists also governed during Stalin, Pol Pot, and Mao. How did those regimes turn out?


His point wasn't that only religion-governed states cause all the problems.
 
2013-04-19 12:26:22 PM  

muck4doo: cameroncrazy1984: GoldSpider: cameroncrazy1984: Check out Kansas. Christianity is the problem there.

So we agree that religion is the cause of a lot of problems?

Only when the religious actually govern.

Oh cut it out. That has nothing to do with it. Atheists also governed during Stalin, Pol Pot, and Mao. How did those regimes turn out?


"Not real atheists"

Of course, they're also "not real communists"

But don't you dare say Hitler wasn't a true Catholic.
 
2013-04-19 12:26:27 PM  

ninotchka: Myria: Sadly, the bombers are Muslims.  Cue another round of Islam-bashing by the American far right.  They'll mostly avoid talking about one of their own trying to commit murder-by-mail, of course.

The uncle seems like a decent person who is really pissed off right now by his nephews and the media.

Try marrying into a Muslim family. Live in a Muslim neighborhood. I have. I do not trust most of them ESPECIALLY Salafis. I am a whore Christian anyways in their eyes. My in-laws call me a dog and a prostitute. They ignore my kids because they are "half-breeds". SOmetimes I wish I never studied Russian because I would rather be ignorant and think Muslims are so peaceful except for a few crazies. I so wish I could go back to ignorance.


Living in a fundamentalist community must suck, but MY anecdotal evidence is completely the opposite.
 
2013-04-19 12:26:46 PM  

Electromax: Uncle doesn't approve of the boys being losers and LITERALLY being so farking AWKWARD and so farking BORING.


He should have coont punted them.
 
2013-04-19 12:26:57 PM  

monoski: It would be nice to know why they did this. If they both die it will just be ridiculous speculation.


Which is great for passing that sweeping legislation you wanted.

Monitoring Guns, internet, your phone, whatever you want, you can push it through the government right now with no scrutiny.
 
2013-04-19 12:27:04 PM  

GoldSpider: muck4doo: Atheists also governed during Stalin, Pol Pot, and Mao. How did those regimes turn out?

His point wasn't that only religion-governed states cause all the problems.


Right, only that the religious people cause problems only when they try to govern.
 
2013-04-19 12:27:06 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: muck4doo: cameroncrazy1984: GoldSpider: cameroncrazy1984: Check out Kansas. Christianity is the problem there.

So we agree that religion is the cause of a lot of problems?

Only when the religious actually govern.

Oh cut it out. That has nothing to do with it. Atheists also governed during Stalin, Pol Pot, and Mao. How did those regimes turn out?

That doesn't mean that religious people in government can't ALSO cause problems. Right?


No, it doesn't. The thing I'm against is the thought that the religion was behind the problem.
 
2013-04-19 12:27:12 PM  

rickythepenguin: TotallyHeadless: Just two angry young men. Another Adam Lanza, Jared L. Loughner, or James Holmes

They see the world through their cynical eyes.  They were troubled young men, i can tell.  They had it all in the palms of their hands.  But their hands are wet with sweat and theirhead needs a rest.  And they're fooling themselves if they don't believe it.  Kidding themselves if they don't believe it.  How can you be such angry young men?  When your future looks quite bright to me.

How can there be such a sinister plan, that could hide such a lamb, such caring young men.  You're fooling yourself if you don't believe it.  You're kidding yourself if you don't believe it.  Get up, get back on your feet
You're the one they can't beat and you know it.   Come on, let's see what you've got.  Just take your best shot and don't blow it.   You're fooling yourself if you don't believe it.  You're killing yourself if you don't believe it.  Get up, get back on your feet.  You're the one they can't beat and you know it.  Come on, let's see what you've got.  Just take your best shot and don't blow it


Oh momma, I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law.

And I don't have very long.

//Domo arigato
 
2013-04-19 12:28:32 PM  

muck4doo: The thing I'm against is the thought that the religion was behind the problem.


You're saying that religion is not the problem with anti-gay and anti-abortion laws in Kansas?
 
2013-04-19 12:28:35 PM  

Gosling: TotallyHeadless: Just two angry young men. Another Adam Lanza, Jared L. Loughner, or James Holmes

Nobody gives a damn. Cram it.


Everyone is trying to make this some political or religious act, when it just two douches who thought the world was against them.
 
2013-04-19 12:28:46 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Right, only that the religious people cause problems only when they try to govern.


We seldom agree, but in this we do.

muck4doo: The thing I'm against is the thought that the religion was behind the problem.


Then you haven't been paying attention to the entire (pre)history of the human race.
 
2013-04-19 12:28:49 PM  

vygramul: "Not real atheists"


I've never heard the claim that they weren't real atheists. Just that atheism was not the motivator for their atrocities.
 
2013-04-19 12:28:57 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: the lord god: cameroncrazy1984: the lord god: cameroncrazy1984: the lord god: If you think its only the far right you are very wrong. Lots of us are sick of their shiat.

If you think Islam is the source of the problem, you are likely on the American far-right.

LOL. Oh you is funny. See outside echo chambers most people form complex opinions. You could not be more wrong about me.

No, you just think you're an independent. Most of us actual liberals know many American Muslims who want nothing to do with terrorism.

Would you like a gold star?

Haha, yeah, you've got nothing.


I might have something. But its pointless to argue with you. You see the world far to different than I do. You want to win? Fine you bested me.
 
2013-04-19 12:29:18 PM  
Marquis de Sod: Snarfangel: the lord god: The uncle rocks. Because they are losers!!!

Thanksgiving RamadanPurim will be awkward.  mostly because they ARE Muslims after all
 
2013-04-19 12:29:42 PM  

vygramul: the lord god: cameroncrazy1984: the lord god: cameroncrazy1984: the lord god: If you think its only the far right you are very wrong. Lots of us are sick of their shiat.

If you think Islam is the source of the problem, you are likely on the American far-right.

LOL. Oh you is funny. See outside echo chambers most people form complex opinions. You could not be more wrong about me.

No, you just think you're an independent. Most of us actual liberals know many American Muslims who want nothing to do with terrorism.

Would you like a gold star?

You're going to favorite him?


No I save that for people I dislike. Not a fan of Cameron but not a hater either.
 
2013-04-19 12:29:59 PM  

the lord god: You see the world far to different than I do.


Yes, much like a black and white tv looks different from 1080p HD.
 
2013-04-19 12:30:24 PM  
Montgomery County represents!

Pat Collins of NBC 4 is creaming his khakis
 
2013-04-19 12:30:56 PM  

GoldSpider: muck4doo: Atheists also governed during Stalin, Pol Pot, and Mao. How did those regimes turn out?

His point wasn't that only religion-governed states cause all the problems.


Like I said before, I'm against the idea that religion was the reason for the problem. There have been tons of religious people that have led their countries in the past that never did the things Stalin, Pol Pot, and Mao did, and led their nations well. If you don't want to blame atheism for those atrocities of those three, don't do the same when it comes to those who don't hold the same beliefs as you.
 
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