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2013-04-19 12:05:44 PM  

Snarfangel: the lord god: The uncle rocks. Because they are losers!!!

Thanksgiving will be awkward.



"Pass the gravy please, uncle."

"It's really good, Dzokhar.  Mamushak put extra spice in it.....loser."

"What?"

"I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!"
 
2013-04-19 12:06:00 PM  
"People going in, people going out."

Can't explain that. No, seriously, CNN can't.

/And I don't farking care what you're juggling, farking spit it out
 
2013-04-19 12:06:04 PM  

bongmiester: [farm3.static.flickr.com image 500x177]

the overtime bill is going to be huge


That's a lot of farking donuts not being eaten right now.
 
2013-04-19 12:06:52 PM  

muck4doo: Someone posted last thread that the older brother has a baby. Saw this movie "Inheritance" on Netflix not long ago. The poor kid is going to grow up with that same guilt. Movie is a documentary about Amon Goeth's duaghter, who didn't really know who her father was till her teens. For those that don't know he was that evil bastard in Schindler's List. She met with the real Helen from Schindler's List, and was just overcome with guilt, but still trying to make out that maybe her father wasn't such a bad guy. This baby s also going to have to live with that.


http://www.pbs.org/pov/inheritance/

Saw it when it aired.
 
2013-04-19 12:06:54 PM  

Xcott: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 500x290]

I've heard this sentiment in various forms, and it makes me wonder if these people cower in fear if they are separated from their firearms.

/Also, I'm not sure if this guy understands that you can't shoot an explosion.


Chris Wallace said the same thing on Fox News. Prayers to Boston, #prayforBoston, we love everyone in Boston so much...bet those Taxachusetts liberals wish they had a gun now, hahaha!  Just super.
 
2013-04-19 12:06:57 PM  
I was pretty embarrassed for jumping to conclusions when I found out they were actually Russian, but then... yeah.
 
2013-04-19 12:07:07 PM  
"We're sending in Crullers, copy."
 
2013-04-19 12:07:23 PM  
Gonna have a press conference! Can't wait to see how CNN screws  that up.
 
2013-04-19 12:07:40 PM  
Sweep the press area with an EOD dog!
 
2013-04-19 12:08:02 PM  
The father was interviewed and said in reference to the still alive, "If they kill him, all hell will break loose."
 
2013-04-19 12:08:14 PM  
"...can only be described as a suicide vest. Or whatever." - Wolf Blitzer
 
2013-04-19 12:08:27 PM  

Xcott: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 500x290]

I've heard this sentiment in various forms, and it makes me wonder if these people cower in fear if they are separated from their firearms.

/Also, I'm not sure if this guy understands that you can't shoot an explosion.


Carpet bomb that guy's office with phone calls.
 
2013-04-19 12:08:29 PM  

rattchett: AntonChigger: What did he mean when he said, "Islam has always been there"?  Kinda confused by that statement

I took it to mean that Islam did not need to be defended.


I took it to mean that the family had always been Islamic and that was their culture, why do you need to go seek it out now in some other place with some other ideology?  He used the word Jihad at one point as the reason he broke ties.
 
2013-04-19 12:08:31 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Gonna have a press conference! Can't wait to see how CNN screws  that up.


Wolf Blitzer will probably talk over the top of it the whole time while they put it in a small window.
 
2013-04-19 12:08:36 PM  
Plug: one of my friends is anchoring English-language coverage in Germany (DW-TV):
http://mediacenter.dw.de/english/live/
 
2013-04-19 12:08:57 PM  
This just in, I love hearing the Boston PD pronounce large chain stores:

Home Depot
Best Buy
Tahget
 
2013-04-19 12:09:08 PM  
Start asking the uncle about other stuff.

The Pats' 2013 schedule?  "We will beat the Jets by 80 points combined, because they are too busy being losers!"
 
2013-04-19 12:09:21 PM  

Coco LaFemme: It doesn't matter what ethnic or religious identity these two assholes have - they're Americans.  They're ours.  This isn't Al Qaeda, this isn't a team of foreign nationals, these are AMERICANS.


That's like saying that when a child is molested, ignore that the molester is a priest. As much as we try to be as non-biased as possible, there is a definite correlation here.
 
2013-04-19 12:09:27 PM  

Dancin_In_Anson: muck4doo: Someone posted last thread that the older brother has a baby. Saw this movie "Inheritance" on Netflix not long ago. The poor kid is going to grow up with that same guilt. Movie is a documentary about Amon Goeth's duaghter, who didn't really know who her father was till her teens. For those that don't know he was that evil bastard in Schindler's List. She met with the real Helen from Schindler's List, and was just overcome with guilt, but still trying to make out that maybe her father wasn't such a bad guy. This baby s also going to have to live with that.

http://www.pbs.org/pov/inheritance/

Saw it when it aired.


I can't imagine growing up and having to live with that.

Celerian: muck4doo: Someone posted last thread that the older brother has a baby. Saw this movie "Inheritance" on Netflix not long ago. The poor kid is going to grow up with that same guilt. Movie is a documentary about Amon Goeth's duaghter, who didn't really know who her father was till her teens. For those that don't know he was that evil bastard in Schindler's List. She met with the real Helen from Schindler's List, and was just overcome with guilt, but still trying to make out that maybe her father wasn't such a bad guy. This baby s also going to have to live with that.

The only option is to kill the baby so he won't grow up and vow revenge for us not just allowing his terrorist father to get away scott free?


The baby is going to find out one day what the father did. I feel sorry for the baby.
 
2013-04-19 12:09:28 PM  
https://twitter.com/Dzhokhar_

Yeah it's been confirmed fake. I lost the link. New post directed at the Boston Police.
 
2013-04-19 12:09:38 PM  

vygramul: "...can only be described as a suicide vest. Or whatever." - Wolf Blitzer


I thought that they took Wolf into custody yesterday for crimes against journalism. Is he out on bail?
 
2013-04-19 12:09:45 PM  

vygramul: "...can only be described as a suicide vest. Or whatever." - Wolf Blitzer


I wore a whatever yesterday. Or was that a pullover? Anyway, it was kind of chilly.
 
2013-04-19 12:09:48 PM  
Ladies and gentlemen, this is Massachusetts:

"At the direction of authorities, select Dunkin' Donuts restaurants in the Boston area are open to take care of the needs of law enforcement and first responders."
 
2013-04-19 12:09:52 PM  

Caffandtranqs: The father was interviewed and said in reference to the still alive, "If they kill him, all hell will break loose."


Sounds like a threat to me.  GITMO!
 
2013-04-19 12:10:23 PM  

Publikwerks: Sweep the press area with an EOD dog!


at this point does it really make sense that the suspect would plant a bomb in the press conference? Wouldn't he be trying to sneak through the police lines and make a break for it? how many bombs do they believe this kid can carry?
 
2013-04-19 12:10:33 PM  

bdub77: cameroncrazy1984: Gonna have a press conference! Can't wait to see how CNN screws  that up.

Wolf Blitzer will probably talk over the top of it the whole time while they put it in a small window.


It's a shame that such an interesting name was wasted on such a potato-head of a man.
 
2013-04-19 12:11:01 PM  

KarmicDisaster: vygramul: "...can only be described as a suicide vest. Or whatever." - Wolf Blitzer

I thought that they took Wolf into custody yesterday for crimes against journalism. Is he out on bail?


RoR.
 
2013-04-19 12:11:14 PM  
That ultimately turned out to be the story with the terrorists who tried to set off a bomb in down town Toronto. Each and every one was a loser. Absolute idiots and morons.

And then there were the guys who helped carry out the London airport attack (Canadians, again). One was a medical grad. You might think, "Oh, he's not a loser, he got through medical school." But a loser he was. He was a medical grad who couldn't get licensed because he couldn't pass the exam. So he was pretty much screwed.
 
2013-04-19 12:11:17 PM  
 
2013-04-19 12:11:24 PM  

T-Servo: Please try telling that to my dad. He doesn't think immigrants can ever be Americans, despite the irony in that statement.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-19 12:11:35 PM  

ZeroCorpse: bdub77: cameroncrazy1984: Gonna have a press conference! Can't wait to see how CNN screws  that up.

Wolf Blitzer will probably talk over the top of it the whole time while they put it in a small window.

It's a shame that such an interesting name was wasted on such a potato-head of a man.


Studies on nominative determinism show that in most cases, your name doesn't mean much more than how individualistic (and to a degree, how educated) your parents are/were.
 
2013-04-19 12:11:38 PM  

vygramul: KarmicDisaster: vygramul: "...can only be described as a suicide vest. Or whatever." - Wolf Blitzer

I thought that they took Wolf into custody yesterday for crimes against journalism. Is he out on bail?

RoR.


Are you sure he has his own recognizance?
 
2013-04-19 12:11:43 PM  

ZeroCorpse: bdub77: cameroncrazy1984: Gonna have a press conference! Can't wait to see how CNN screws  that up.

Wolf Blitzer will probably talk over the top of it the whole time while they put it in a small window.

It's a shame that such an interesting name was wasted on such a potato-head of a man.


The Howitzer Tank Explosion joke never got old.
 
2013-04-19 12:11:58 PM  
Snarfangel: the lord god: The uncle rocks. Because they are losers!!!

Thanksgiving Ramadan will be awkward.
 
2013-04-19 12:12:07 PM  

muck4doo: Someone posted last thread that the older brother has a baby. Saw this movie "Inheritance" on Netflix not long ago. The poor kid is going to grow up with that same guilt. Movie is a documentary about Amon Goeth's duaghter, who didn't really know who her father was till her teens. For those that don't know he was that evil bastard in Schindler's List. She met with the real Helen from Schindler's List, and was just overcome with guilt, but still trying to make out that maybe her father wasn't such a bad guy. This baby s also going to have to live with that.


Amon Goeth likely loved his daughter and that was the most she knew.  That's a horrible thing to have to reconcile in your mind.

As I recall, a number of Hitler's relatives collectively vowed to have no children.  They kept that vow, too.
 
2013-04-19 12:12:27 PM  

bdub77: "We're sending in Crullers, copy."


"OK folks.  Put on your big boy pants.  I want a perimeter set up with white powdered donuts, spaced 5m apart.  Behind that, I want glazed, flanking, on either side, prepared to execute a pincers movement and deflect fire to the pinch point where our friends Bear Claw Team Six are deployed.  To the left, we have coffee and creamer.  Await my word on when to deploy, and watch for a flanking manuever.  the Krispy Kreme battalion is on standby and prepared to give ground support.  Elephant ears, fritters, donut holes, it is go time!"
 
2013-04-19 12:12:32 PM  

ModernPrimitive01: Publikwerks: Sweep the press area with an EOD dog!

at this point does it really make sense that the suspect would plant a bomb in the press conference? Wouldn't he be trying to sneak through the police lines and make a break for it? how many bombs do they believe this kid can carry?


Well, that an would it really be such a bad thing to thin out some of the Boston press? Especially some of the sports writers?

//CHB, I'm looking at you
 
2013-04-19 12:12:49 PM  

AntonChigger: What did he mean when he said, "Islam has always been there"?  Kinda confused by that statement


I think he meant it as "Islam will be there for you to find your way". Apparently they ignored the uncle, and some other person used Islam to radicalize them....I'm guessing.

\don't bother me with questions, dude!
 
2013-04-19 12:12:57 PM  

bongmiester: [farm3.static.flickr.com image 500x177]

the overtime bill is going to be huge


4.bp.blogspot.com
gargantuan
 
2013-04-19 12:13:10 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: vygramul: KarmicDisaster: vygramul: "...can only be described as a suicide vest. Or whatever." - Wolf Blitzer

I thought that they took Wolf into custody yesterday for crimes against journalism. Is he out on bail?

RoR.

Are you sure he has his own recognizance?


Point taken.
 
2013-04-19 12:13:11 PM  
Any new reports on Cahtah's undaweah?
 
2013-04-19 12:13:24 PM  

vygramul: "...can only be described as a suicide vest. Or whatever." - Wolf Blitzer


HA! Wolf Blitzer makes me LOL.
 
2013-04-19 12:13:31 PM  
Uncle seems like my kinda drinking buddy

/smart, sensible guy, pity he's related to these dumbasses
//quick death is too kind for the last guy
 
2013-04-19 12:13:34 PM  

Xcott: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 500x290]

I've heard this sentiment in various forms, and it makes me wonder if these people cower in fear if they are separated from their firearms.

/Also, I'm not sure if this guy understands that you can't shoot an explosion.


Conservatives.... Always Classy.
 
2013-04-19 12:13:44 PM  
I hope the uncle and his family stay safe.  The clowns let the other uncle tell the home address on air, including zip code.
 
2013-04-19 12:13:52 PM  

bongmiester: [farm3.static.flickr.com image 500x177]

the overtime bill is going to be huge


well deserved.
 
2013-04-19 12:13:54 PM  

Myria: T-Servo: Please try telling that to my dad. He doesn't think immigrants can ever be Americans, despite the irony in that statement.
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 540x278]


No, my dad has a retort to that, too. "They have casinos now, so they should STFU and GBTW."

Every year I ask for overseas assignments around Thanksgiving.
 
2013-04-19 12:14:05 PM  

rickythepenguin: bdub77: "We're sending in Crullers, copy."

"OK folks.  Put on your big boy pants.  I want a perimeter set up with white powdered donuts, spaced 5m apart.  Behind that, I want glazed, flanking, on either side, prepared to execute a pincers movement and deflect fire to the pinch point where our friends Bear Claw Team Six are deployed.  To the left, we have coffee and creamer.  Await my word on when to deploy, and watch for a flanking manuever.  the Krispy Kreme battalion is on standby and prepared to give ground support.  Elephant ears, fritters, donut holes, it is go time!"


They can execute those instructions blindfolded.
 
2013-04-19 12:14:21 PM  

Publikwerks: Ladies and gentlemen, this is Massachusetts:

"At the direction of authorities, select Dunkin' Donuts restaurants in the Boston area are open to take care of the needs of law enforcement and first responders."



DUNKS, BABY!
 
2013-04-19 12:14:34 PM  

bdub77: cameroncrazy1984: Gonna have a press conference! Can't wait to see how CNN screws  that up.

Wolf Blitzer will probably talk over the top of it the whole time while they put it in a small window.


"Here to present both sides of the story, we have the Boston police chief and the first guy we could find who expressed support for the attacks. The truth is probably somewhere in the middle and we'll try to get that for you."
 
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