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2013-04-19 11:53:30 AM  

what_now: Reporter: "Why did they do this?"
Uncle: "Because they are losers"

Awesome.


Why cant all relatives of the crazies be like this?
 
2013-04-19 11:53:31 AM  
So, what happened to the man that was violated by robots? He wasn't wearing a deadman's switch? Not a suicide vest?
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-04-19 11:53:33 AM  
just remember, radios aren't private communications.

There is a Trooper McCaaaaaaathy that is getting lots of calls about refrigerators running.
 
2013-04-19 11:53:38 AM  
It doesn't matter what ethnic or religious identity these two assholes have - they're Americans.  They're ours.  This isn't Al Qaeda, this isn't a team of foreign nationals, these are AMERICANS.
 
2013-04-19 11:53:41 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: Aaaand Muslims. Goddammit.


surprised? no one else is.
 
2013-04-19 11:53:47 AM  
did someone bring the cooler from the old thread?
 
2013-04-19 11:54:08 AM  

Captain Steroid: Well, THIS is one hell of a way to spend my birthday. :/


Its ok...I'm having a drink or three for you...
 
2013-04-19 11:54:17 AM  

JusticeandIndependence: Coco LaFemme: I'm glad we finally got a new thread; Drew should start capping them at say 2000 posts.

But they haven't closed the old one.


If they start capping threads it would make the semi-annual last post game interesting.
 
2013-04-19 11:54:21 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: That's 100% what this sounds like.


if it is, it makes a sad story that much more tragic.
 
2013-04-19 11:54:27 AM  

FinFangFark: did someone bring the cooler from the old thread?


Oh fark, someone's gonna have to go back and get it.
 
2013-04-19 11:54:35 AM  

the lord god: The uncle rocks. Because they are losers!!!


The live press conference  that he just gave in front of his house was very good .  I was glad he spoke.  The questions were moronic.
 
2013-04-19 11:54:43 AM  

AntonChigger: cameroncrazy1984: AntonChigger: What did he mean when he said, "Islam has always been there"?  Kinda confused by that statement

He's isolated from "Real Americans" and so Islam is his only crutch.

Aah ok, that makes sense thanks


And, once again, the Fark Genius Brigade has everything all figured out.
Just kidding - I 'm sure they're right, this time.
 
2013-04-19 11:54:45 AM  
Fox has broken out the 3d floor. Shiat just got real.
 
2013-04-19 11:54:58 AM  
Wheres the link to somewhere where I can be getting the scanner audio live?
 
2013-04-19 11:55:09 AM  
A looser?
 
2013-04-19 11:55:17 AM  

brandent: the lord god: The uncle rocks. Because they are losers!!!

The live press conference  that he just gave in front of his house was very good .  I was glad he spoke.  The questions were moronic.


When are they NOT?
 
2013-04-19 11:55:19 AM  

brandent: The questions were moronic.


Welcome to the new American mass media. They are all awful.
 
2013-04-19 11:55:23 AM  

ravnostic: Wheres the link to somewhere where I can be getting the scanner audio live?


http://www.ustream.tv/channel/ma-rt-9-window-cam
 
2013-04-19 11:55:27 AM  

AntonChigger: cameroncrazy1984: AntonChigger: What did he mean when he said, "Islam has always been there"?  Kinda confused by that statement

He's isolated from "Real Americans" and so Islam is his only crutch.

Aah ok, that makes sense thanks


i.imgur.com 

There is a very large historical disconnect between Immigrant Muslims and historical American Muslims, who have been predominantly African-American. There is no single unified American ummah of any kind.
 
2013-04-19 11:55:30 AM  

ravnostic: Wheres the link to somewhere where I can be getting the scanner audio live?


http://www.ustream.tv/channel/ma-rt-9-window-cam
 
2013-04-19 11:55:34 AM  
I like the guy. I hope that people leave him the fark alone.
 
2013-04-19 11:55:36 AM  
"BEING LOSERS!" - 15:00, 14:59, 14:58...
 
2013-04-19 11:55:37 AM  
Anyone still connected to the scanners?  Anything interesting?
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-04-19 11:55:41 AM  
Oh MY GOD THE Rs HAVE ALL BEEN DROPPED.
 
2013-04-19 11:55:43 AM  
Moderator in old thread pointing everyone to http://www.fark.com/comments/7708174
 
2013-04-19 11:55:51 AM  
If you get tetanus from being stripped by a robot, is that an STD?
 
2013-04-19 11:55:52 AM  

Sargun: cameroncrazy1984: Aaaand Muslims. Goddammit.

But they're white.


Like the kid from Virginia who went and fought for the Taliban?
 
2013-04-19 11:55:56 AM  

brandent: The questions were moronic.


the american press is moronic, so this is to be expected.
 
2013-04-19 11:56:02 AM  

FlashHarry: the older brother whined that he had "no american friends" and that he didn't "get" americans, or some such shiat. the younger brother, on the other hand, seems like he had a lot of friends and was apparently a "sweet kid." sounds like the older brother conned his younger bro into doing this. either way, i hope the kid comes to his senses and turns himself in.


Shoot a cop, and you're gonna have a bad time, assuming you get to jail alive and not beaten to death for resisting arrest.
 
2013-04-19 11:56:03 AM  

ravnostic: Wheres the link to somewhere where I can be getting the scanner audio live?


http://www.ustream.tv/channel/ma-rt-9-window-cam
 
2013-04-19 11:56:05 AM  
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net

I've heard this sentiment in various forms, and it makes me wonder if these people cower in fear if they are separated from their firearms.

/Also, I'm not sure if this guy understands that you can't shoot an explosion.
 
2013-04-19 11:56:18 AM  
... and now he's on television with a thousand mics saying the opposite
 
2013-04-19 11:56:21 AM  
Why did they do it?

Because they were losers.

he said that several times.
 
2013-04-19 11:56:23 AM  

ontariolightning: CygnusDarius: So, the US invades Chechnya? Or will the US give lots of military aid to the Russians to do that for them?

russia bombs chechnya all the time.


we tag team with them.   it's like ww2 all over again, granted last time it was hilter, this time it's a couple of douchenozzles who's own uncle would be happy to take them out for us.
 
2013-04-19 11:56:26 AM  

AntonChigger: What did he mean when he said, "Islam has always been there"?  Kinda confused by that statement


My guess (and it's nothing more than a guess) is that he meant something along the lines of "Look, you might feel that our religion is being attacked but don't worry, it'll survive as it always has. You're not being asked to go out and fight anyone on its behalf".

/again, just speculation.
 
2013-04-19 11:56:59 AM  
thesportshernia.typepad.com

Shieky, is that you?
 
2013-04-19 11:57:10 AM  

Coco LaFemme: It doesn't matter what ethnic or religious identity these two assholes have - they're Americans.  They're ours.  This isn't Al Qaeda, this isn't a team of foreign nationals, these are AMERICANS.


0/10
 
2013-04-19 11:57:14 AM  

Coco LaFemme: It doesn't matter what ethnic or religious identity these two assholes have - they're Americans.  They're ours.  This isn't Al Qaeda, this isn't a team of foreign nationals, these are AMERICANS.


Some of the AQ 9/11 attackers lived in the US for years. A good chunk of their adult lives.

You're stretching.
 
2013-04-19 11:57:16 AM  

vygramul: Shoot a cop, and you're gonna have a bad time, assuming you get to jail alive and not beaten to death for resisting arrest.


yeah, i'm guessing this kid's life ends today.

actually, it ended monday.
 
2013-04-19 11:57:16 AM  
Sadly, the bombers are Muslims.  Cue another round of Islam-bashing by the American far right.  They'll mostly avoid talking about one of their own trying to commit murder-by-mail, of course.

The uncle seems like a decent person who is really pissed off right now by his nephews and the media.
 
2013-04-19 11:57:21 AM  

Somacandra: cameroncrazy1984: Aaaand Muslims. Goddammit.

Oh relax. Locals were already beating up on any sufficiently brown people yesterday. Its not like that would have changed if the perpetrator was Zoroastrian.


Considering that is the only report from the entire Boston area, that's pretty remarkable.  With the exception of a few areas, Boston is a very tolerant metropolitan region.
 
2013-04-19 11:57:22 AM  
"Why do the Chicago Cubs suck ass?"

static3.businessinsider.com
"Because they are losers!"
 
2013-04-19 11:57:30 AM  

Coco LaFemme: It doesn't matter what ethnic or religious identity these two assholes have - they're Americans.  They're ours.  This isn't Al Qaeda, this isn't a team of foreign nationals, these are AMERICANS.


Funny how it doesn't matter when they are muslim.
 
2013-04-19 11:57:34 AM  
Wish the uncle had a Hank Hill accent.
 
2013-04-19 11:57:34 AM  
blackdawn, styckx; mercy buckets!
 
2013-04-19 11:57:39 AM  
Did someone just say "army team 2"?
 
2013-04-19 11:57:51 AM  

FlashHarry: CygnusDarius: So, the US invades Chechnya? Or will the US give lots of military aid to the Russians to do that for them?

well, if prior incidents are an example, then we'll invade iran.


So Obama is just black Bush?
 
2013-04-19 11:57:55 AM  
Old thread officially closed, brace for tidal wave of derp....
 
2013-04-19 11:58:01 AM  
16.52 (15.52) Ramzan Kadyrov, Chechnya's leader, has said that he sends his condolences to the US, but rejects any attempt to blame the region.

"Any attempt to make a connection between Chechnya and the Tsarnaevs - if indeed they are guilty - are in vain. They grew up in the United States, their attitudes and believes were forged there. It is necessary to seek the roots of this evil in America - the whole world has to fight terrorism. We know that better than anyone else. "

This is likely Mr. Putin's reaction too.
 
2013-04-19 11:58:07 AM  

Mrbogey: Some of the AQ 9/11 attackers lived in the US for years. A good chunk of their adult lives.


since they were 5?
 
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