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2013-04-19 11:46:56 AM  
I kinda liked him.  Asked the surviving bomber to turn himself in and beg forgiveness from the victims and their families.  Very raw guy.
 
2013-04-19 11:47:38 AM  
not banned? nice
 
2013-04-19 11:48:00 AM  
Four robot gang bang.
 
2013-04-19 11:48:11 AM  
That press conference was a complete clusterfark.
 
2013-04-19 11:48:20 AM  
The uncle rocks. Because they are losers!!!
 
2013-04-19 11:48:21 AM  
New thread = more badges
 
2013-04-19 11:48:22 AM  
The uncle is refreshingly honest, unlike the father who calls his son an "angel".
 
2013-04-19 11:48:24 AM  
Harsh, but fair.
 
2013-04-19 11:48:26 AM  
4 robot gang bqang
 
2013-04-19 11:48:29 AM  
Uncle sounds like me. He has made his family tree a bonzai tree. In my case not because they are terrorists, but too many of them are cholos
 
2013-04-19 11:48:30 AM  
GET IN HERE /B/

Oh wait.. Wrong mass thread starting forum
 
2013-04-19 11:48:38 AM  
This might be the only thing cbs has failed on, their feed died during the uncle interview. S'ok, cause they had the first one around noon.
 
2013-04-19 11:48:39 AM  
Russians are always amusing to listen to
 
2013-04-19 11:48:45 AM  
I mean using AOL in this day and age is pretty dumb, but saying those users deserve to die? That's pretty harsh.
 
2013-04-19 11:49:08 AM  
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"Yeah they deserve to die, and I hope they burn in hell!"
 
2013-04-19 11:49:09 AM  
Aaaand Muslims. Goddammit.
 
2013-04-19 11:49:34 AM  
Timeline

- At 5:10 p.m. Thursday, investigators of the bombings release photographs and video of two suspects. They ask for the public's help in identifying the men.

- Around 10:20 p.m., shots are fired on the campus of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology in Cambridge, just outside Boston.

- At 10:30 p.m., an MIT campus police officer who was responding to a disturbance is found shot multiple times in his vehicle, apparently in a confrontation with the Boston Marathon bombing suspects. He is later pronounced dead.

- Shortly afterward, two armed men reportedly carjack a Mercedes SUV in Cambridge. A man who was in the vehicle is held for about a half hour and then released unharmed at a gas station on Memorial Drive in Cambridge.

- Police soon pursue the carjacked vehicle in Watertown, just west of Cambridge.

- Some kind of explosive devices are thrown from the vehicle in an apparent attempt to stop police. The carjackers and police exchange gunfire. A transit police officer is seriously injured. One suspect, later identified as Suspect No. 1 in the marathon bombings, is critically injured and later pronounced dead.

- Authorities launch a manhunt for the other suspect.

- Around 1 a.m. Friday, gunshots and explosions are heard in Watertown. Dozens of police officers and FBI agents converge on a Watertown neighborhood. A helicopter circles overhead.

- Around 4:30 a.m., Massachusetts state and Boston police hold a short outdoor news briefing. They tell people living in that section of eastern Watertown to stay in their homes. They identify the carjackers as the same men suspected in the marathon bombings. Overnight, police also release a photograph of a man believed to be Suspect No. 2, apparently taken from store video earlier in the evening at a 7-Eleven convenience store in Cambridge. He is wearing a gray hoodie-style sweatshirt.

- Around 5:50 a.m. authorities urge residents in Watertown, Newton, Waltham, Belmont, Cambridge, Arlington and the Allston-Brighton neighborhoods of Boston to stay indoors. All mass transit is shut down.

- Around 6:35 a.m., The Associated Press reports that the bomb suspects are from a Russian region near Chechnya and lived in the United States for at least a year.

- Around 6:45 a.m., The Associated Press identifies the surviving Boston bomb suspect as Dzhokhar A. Tsarnaev, 19, who has been living in Cambridge.

- Around 8 a.m., Boston's police commissioner says all of Boston must stay in their homes as the search for the surviving suspect in the bombings continues.

- Around 8:40 a.m., a U.S. law enforcement official and the uncle of the suspects confirm that the name of the slain suspect is Tamerlan Tsarnaev, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev's older brother.

- Around 10:20 a.m., Connecticut State Police say a gray Honda CRV believed to be linked to Dzhokhar Tsarnaev has been recovered in Boston.

- Around 10:35 a.m., the University Of Massachusetts Dartmouth says it has closed its campus and orderd an evacuation after confirming that missing marathon bombings suspect Dzhokhar Tsarnaev is registered there. The school says it closed the campus "out of an abundance of caution" as the search continued.
 
2013-04-19 11:49:40 AM  
I'm glad we finally got a new thread; Drew should start capping them at say 2000 posts.
 
2013-04-19 11:49:44 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: Aaaand Muslims. Goddammit.


But they're white.
 
2013-04-19 11:49:46 AM  
Or at least the older brother is.
 
2013-04-19 11:49:48 AM  

soup: I mean using AOL in this day and age is pretty dumb, but saying those users deserve to die? That's pretty harsh.


They're terrorists!

VERY VERY out of date terrorists!
 
2013-04-19 11:49:50 AM  

BigNumber12: That press conference was a complete clusterfark.


Yup. He would answer a question or say a general statement and a reporter would then ask something that was already answered.
 
2013-04-19 11:49:51 AM  
Finally, a thread which won't destroy my browser.
 
2013-04-19 11:50:09 AM  
What did he mean when he said, "Islam has always been there"?  Kinda confused by that statement
 
2013-04-19 11:50:24 AM  
FIVE! FIVE THREADS! AH AH AH!
 
2013-04-19 11:50:31 AM  
So many news flashes, so many times I've had to apologize for the mobile device blurting out "squirrel with big nuts".
 
2013-04-19 11:50:43 AM  
So whats going on at Boylston? The scanner makes it sound like they are searching with robots there?
 
2013-04-19 11:50:45 AM  
There's already been stories about a dude wrongfully strip-searched, entire towns "locked down" etc.
Now looking at the picture on the first page......some police get to dress and up and soldier.
This is gonna end well.
 
2013-04-19 11:50:51 AM  

blackdawn: BigNumber12: That press conference was a complete clusterfark.

Yup. He would answer a question or say a general statement and a reporter would then ask something that was already answered.


He also killed off OVER 9000 conspiracy theories in one epic shot
 
2013-04-19 11:50:53 AM  

BigNumber12: That press conference was a complete clusterfark.


Yeah - not nearly enough helicopters.
 
mjg
2013-04-19 11:51:03 AM  
Rational coverage on Boston from Al Jazeera.
http://www.aljazeera.com/watch_now/
 
2013-04-19 11:51:06 AM  

AntonChigger: What did he mean when he said, "Islam has always been there"?  Kinda confused by that statement


He's isolated from "Real Americans" and so Islam is his only crutch.
 
2013-04-19 11:51:19 AM  
The Uncle rocked.  "They bring shame upon my family". That was a nice touch.
 
2013-04-19 11:51:24 AM  
I freakin' love that guy.
 
2013-04-19 11:51:38 AM  
So, the US invades Chechnya? Or will the US give lots of military aid to the Russians to do that for them?
 
2013-04-19 11:51:46 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: Aaaand Muslims. Goddammit.


I don't like it either, but it is reality.
 
2013-04-19 11:51:55 AM  

Coco LaFemme: I'm glad we finally got a new thread; Drew should start capping them at say 2000 posts.


But they haven't closed the old one.
 
2013-04-19 11:51:56 AM  
the older brother whined that he had "no american friends" and that he didn't "get" americans, or some such shiat. the younger brother, on the other hand, seems like he had a lot of friends and was apparently a "sweet kid." sounds like the older brother conned his younger bro into doing this. either way, i hope the kid comes to his senses and turns himself in.
 
2013-04-19 11:51:59 AM  
Reporter: "Why did they do this?"
Uncle: "Because they are losers"

Awesome.
 
2013-04-19 11:52:01 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: AntonChigger: What did he mean when he said, "Islam has always been there"?  Kinda confused by that statement

He's isolated from "Real Americans" and so Islam is his only crutch.


Aah ok, that makes sense thanks
 
2013-04-19 11:52:04 AM  
"No word yet if the Uncle wants to make them 'humble in old country way'"

"I think the WWE has found their new writer Monsoon."
 
2013-04-19 11:52:17 AM  
 
2013-04-19 11:52:40 AM  

Begoggle: The uncle is refreshingly honest, unlike the father who calls his son an "angel".


He meant "Hell's Angel."
 
2013-04-19 11:52:41 AM  

CygnusDarius: So, the US invades Chechnya? Or will the US give lots of military aid to the Russians to do that for them?


well, if prior incidents are an example, then we'll invade iran.
 
2013-04-19 11:52:44 AM  
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Five.  Five threads.
 
2013-04-19 11:52:48 AM  
I'm actually depressed on their side of the family, though. I mean, the perpetrators, yeah, they had it coming, but the relatives? They're gonna have to live with the fact that their rotten apple in the family resulted in the fear of many.
 
2013-04-19 11:52:49 AM  

FlashHarry: the older brother whined that he had "no american friends" and that he didn't "get" americans, or some such shiat. the younger brother, on the other hand, seems like he had a lot of friends and was apparently a "sweet kid." sounds like the older brother conned his younger bro into doing this. either way, i hope the kid comes to his senses and turns himself in.


That's 100% what this sounds like.
 
2013-04-19 11:52:53 AM  

CygnusDarius: So, the US invades Chechnya? Or will the US give lots of military aid to the Russians to do that for them?


russia bombs chechnya all the time.
 
2013-04-19 11:52:59 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: Aaaand Muslims. Goddammit.


Oh relax. Locals were already beating up on any sufficiently brown people yesterday. Its not like that would have changed if the perpetrator was Zoroastrian.
 
2013-04-19 11:53:13 AM  
Well, THIS is one hell of a way to spend my birthday. :/
 
2013-04-19 11:53:30 AM  

what_now: Reporter: "Why did they do this?"
Uncle: "Because they are losers"

Awesome.


Why cant all relatives of the crazies be like this?
 
2013-04-19 11:53:31 AM  
So, what happened to the man that was violated by robots? He wasn't wearing a deadman's switch? Not a suicide vest?
 
d23 [BareFark]
2013-04-19 11:53:33 AM  
just remember, radios aren't private communications.

There is a Trooper McCaaaaaaathy that is getting lots of calls about refrigerators running.
 
2013-04-19 11:53:38 AM  
It doesn't matter what ethnic or religious identity these two assholes have - they're Americans.  They're ours.  This isn't Al Qaeda, this isn't a team of foreign nationals, these are AMERICANS.
 
2013-04-19 11:53:41 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: Aaaand Muslims. Goddammit.


surprised? no one else is.
 
2013-04-19 11:53:47 AM  
did someone bring the cooler from the old thread?
 
2013-04-19 11:54:08 AM  

Captain Steroid: Well, THIS is one hell of a way to spend my birthday. :/


Its ok...I'm having a drink or three for you...
 
2013-04-19 11:54:17 AM  

JusticeandIndependence: Coco LaFemme: I'm glad we finally got a new thread; Drew should start capping them at say 2000 posts.

But they haven't closed the old one.


If they start capping threads it would make the semi-annual last post game interesting.
 
2013-04-19 11:54:21 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: That's 100% what this sounds like.


if it is, it makes a sad story that much more tragic.
 
2013-04-19 11:54:27 AM  

FinFangFark: did someone bring the cooler from the old thread?


Oh fark, someone's gonna have to go back and get it.
 
2013-04-19 11:54:35 AM  

the lord god: The uncle rocks. Because they are losers!!!


The live press conference  that he just gave in front of his house was very good .  I was glad he spoke.  The questions were moronic.
 
2013-04-19 11:54:43 AM  

AntonChigger: cameroncrazy1984: AntonChigger: What did he mean when he said, "Islam has always been there"?  Kinda confused by that statement

He's isolated from "Real Americans" and so Islam is his only crutch.

Aah ok, that makes sense thanks


And, once again, the Fark Genius Brigade has everything all figured out.
Just kidding - I 'm sure they're right, this time.
 
2013-04-19 11:54:45 AM  
Fox has broken out the 3d floor. Shiat just got real.
 
2013-04-19 11:54:58 AM  
Wheres the link to somewhere where I can be getting the scanner audio live?
 
2013-04-19 11:55:09 AM  
A looser?
 
2013-04-19 11:55:17 AM  

brandent: the lord god: The uncle rocks. Because they are losers!!!

The live press conference  that he just gave in front of his house was very good .  I was glad he spoke.  The questions were moronic.


When are they NOT?
 
2013-04-19 11:55:19 AM  

brandent: The questions were moronic.


Welcome to the new American mass media. They are all awful.
 
2013-04-19 11:55:23 AM  

ravnostic: Wheres the link to somewhere where I can be getting the scanner audio live?


http://www.ustream.tv/channel/ma-rt-9-window-cam
 
2013-04-19 11:55:27 AM  

AntonChigger: cameroncrazy1984: AntonChigger: What did he mean when he said, "Islam has always been there"?  Kinda confused by that statement

He's isolated from "Real Americans" and so Islam is his only crutch.

Aah ok, that makes sense thanks


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There is a very large historical disconnect between Immigrant Muslims and historical American Muslims, who have been predominantly African-American. There is no single unified American ummah of any kind.
 
2013-04-19 11:55:30 AM  

ravnostic: Wheres the link to somewhere where I can be getting the scanner audio live?


http://www.ustream.tv/channel/ma-rt-9-window-cam
 
2013-04-19 11:55:34 AM  
I like the guy. I hope that people leave him the fark alone.
 
2013-04-19 11:55:36 AM  
"BEING LOSERS!" - 15:00, 14:59, 14:58...
 
2013-04-19 11:55:37 AM  
Anyone still connected to the scanners?  Anything interesting?
 
d23 [BareFark]
2013-04-19 11:55:41 AM  
Oh MY GOD THE Rs HAVE ALL BEEN DROPPED.
 
2013-04-19 11:55:43 AM  
Moderator in old thread pointing everyone to http://www.fark.com/comments/7708174
 
2013-04-19 11:55:51 AM  
If you get tetanus from being stripped by a robot, is that an STD?
 
2013-04-19 11:55:52 AM  

Sargun: cameroncrazy1984: Aaaand Muslims. Goddammit.

But they're white.


Like the kid from Virginia who went and fought for the Taliban?
 
2013-04-19 11:55:56 AM  

brandent: The questions were moronic.


the american press is moronic, so this is to be expected.
 
2013-04-19 11:56:02 AM  

FlashHarry: the older brother whined that he had "no american friends" and that he didn't "get" americans, or some such shiat. the younger brother, on the other hand, seems like he had a lot of friends and was apparently a "sweet kid." sounds like the older brother conned his younger bro into doing this. either way, i hope the kid comes to his senses and turns himself in.


Shoot a cop, and you're gonna have a bad time, assuming you get to jail alive and not beaten to death for resisting arrest.
 
2013-04-19 11:56:03 AM  

ravnostic: Wheres the link to somewhere where I can be getting the scanner audio live?


http://www.ustream.tv/channel/ma-rt-9-window-cam
 
2013-04-19 11:56:05 AM  
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I've heard this sentiment in various forms, and it makes me wonder if these people cower in fear if they are separated from their firearms.

/Also, I'm not sure if this guy understands that you can't shoot an explosion.
 
2013-04-19 11:56:18 AM  
... and now he's on television with a thousand mics saying the opposite
 
2013-04-19 11:56:21 AM  
Why did they do it?

Because they were losers.

he said that several times.
 
2013-04-19 11:56:23 AM  

ontariolightning: CygnusDarius: So, the US invades Chechnya? Or will the US give lots of military aid to the Russians to do that for them?

russia bombs chechnya all the time.


we tag team with them.   it's like ww2 all over again, granted last time it was hilter, this time it's a couple of douchenozzles who's own uncle would be happy to take them out for us.
 
2013-04-19 11:56:26 AM  

AntonChigger: What did he mean when he said, "Islam has always been there"?  Kinda confused by that statement


My guess (and it's nothing more than a guess) is that he meant something along the lines of "Look, you might feel that our religion is being attacked but don't worry, it'll survive as it always has. You're not being asked to go out and fight anyone on its behalf".

/again, just speculation.
 
2013-04-19 11:56:59 AM  
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Shieky, is that you?
 
2013-04-19 11:57:10 AM  

Coco LaFemme: It doesn't matter what ethnic or religious identity these two assholes have - they're Americans.  They're ours.  This isn't Al Qaeda, this isn't a team of foreign nationals, these are AMERICANS.


I live with my mom
 
2013-04-19 11:57:14 AM  

Coco LaFemme: It doesn't matter what ethnic or religious identity these two assholes have - they're Americans.  They're ours.  This isn't Al Qaeda, this isn't a team of foreign nationals, these are AMERICANS.


Some of the AQ 9/11 attackers lived in the US for years. A good chunk of their adult lives.

You're stretching.
 
2013-04-19 11:57:16 AM  

vygramul: Shoot a cop, and you're gonna have a bad time, assuming you get to jail alive and not beaten to death for resisting arrest.


yeah, i'm guessing this kid's life ends today.

actually, it ended monday.
 
2013-04-19 11:57:16 AM  
Sadly, the bombers are Muslims.  Cue another round of Islam-bashing by the American far right.  They'll mostly avoid talking about one of their own trying to commit murder-by-mail, of course.

The uncle seems like a decent person who is really pissed off right now by his nephews and the media.
 
2013-04-19 11:57:21 AM  

Somacandra: cameroncrazy1984: Aaaand Muslims. Goddammit.

Oh relax. Locals were already beating up on any sufficiently brown people yesterday. Its not like that would have changed if the perpetrator was Zoroastrian.


Considering that is the only report from the entire Boston area, that's pretty remarkable.  With the exception of a few areas, Boston is a very tolerant metropolitan region.
 
2013-04-19 11:57:22 AM  
"Why do the Chicago Cubs suck ass?"

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"Because they are losers!"
 
2013-04-19 11:57:30 AM  

Coco LaFemme: It doesn't matter what ethnic or religious identity these two assholes have - they're Americans.  They're ours.  This isn't Al Qaeda, this isn't a team of foreign nationals, these are AMERICANS.


Funny how it doesn't matter when they are muslim.
 
2013-04-19 11:57:34 AM  
Wish the uncle had a Hank Hill accent.
 
2013-04-19 11:57:34 AM  
blackdawn, styckx; mercy buckets!
 
2013-04-19 11:57:39 AM  
Did someone just say "army team 2"?
 
2013-04-19 11:57:51 AM  

FlashHarry: CygnusDarius: So, the US invades Chechnya? Or will the US give lots of military aid to the Russians to do that for them?

well, if prior incidents are an example, then we'll invade iran.


So Obama is just black Bush?
 
2013-04-19 11:57:55 AM  
Old thread officially closed, brace for tidal wave of derp....
 
2013-04-19 11:58:01 AM  
16.52 (15.52) Ramzan Kadyrov, Chechnya's leader, has said that he sends his condolences to the US, but rejects any attempt to blame the region.

"Any attempt to make a connection between Chechnya and the Tsarnaevs - if indeed they are guilty - are in vain. They grew up in the United States, their attitudes and believes were forged there. It is necessary to seek the roots of this evil in America - the whole world has to fight terrorism. We know that better than anyone else. "

This is likely Mr. Putin's reaction too.
 
2013-04-19 11:58:07 AM  

Mrbogey: Some of the AQ 9/11 attackers lived in the US for years. A good chunk of their adult lives.


since they were 5?
 
2013-04-19 11:58:10 AM  

Xcott: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 500x290]

I've heard this sentiment in various forms, and it makes me wonder if these people cower in fear if they are separated from their firearms.

/Also, I'm not sure if this guy understands that you can't shoot an explosion.


they cower in fear of their neighbors who have an ar-15 with a high capacity magazine
 
2013-04-19 11:58:12 AM  

PistolGripPump: New thread = more badges


Badges?

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2013-04-19 11:58:38 AM  

Xcott: /Also, I'm not sure if this guy understands that you can't shoot an explosion.


To be fair, one COULD shoot an explosion...

/ineffective as it would be
 
2013-04-19 11:58:43 AM  
Moscow sympathizes with you Boston. They've been the victim of many chechnyn bombers
 
2013-04-19 11:58:44 AM  

Myria: Sadly, the bombers are Muslims. Cue another round of Islam-bashing by the American far right.


Yea. Why couldn't it be people you despise so you could utilize this event to bash people YOU hate.
 
2013-04-19 11:58:46 AM  

Oldiron_79: black Bush


heh.
 
2013-04-19 11:58:56 AM  

FlashHarry: brandent: The questions were moronic.

the american press is moronic, so this is to be expected.


Seriously.

Interviewer: Tamerlan was killed.
Uncle: He's a loser.
Interviewer: These kids were in a shootout.
Uncle: It's awful
Interviewer: The other one is being sought after.
Uncle: Ridiculous.

ASK A F*CKING QUESTION YOU MORAN.
 
2013-04-19 11:59:01 AM  
I love how he ended with a very polite "Get the FARK off my lawn" lol
 
2013-04-19 11:59:36 AM  

Coco LaFemme: It doesn't matter what ethnic or religious identity these two assholes have - they're Americans.  They're ours.  This isn't Al Qaeda, this isn't a team of foreign nationals, these are AMERICANS.


Please try telling that to my dad. He doesn't think immigrants can ever be Americans, despite the irony in that statement.

/and the fact that Mrs Servo is an immigrant
//and now works for the US military
 
2013-04-19 11:59:38 AM  

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: Last post? I can say last post?! Hooray for Boobies!


You look kinda silly, but I at least appreciate the effort.
 
2013-04-19 11:59:39 AM  
Quad 5?
 
2013-04-19 11:59:45 AM  

Xcott: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 500x290]

I've heard this sentiment in various forms, and it makes me wonder if these people cower in fear if they are separated from their firearms.

/Also, I'm not sure if this guy understands that you can't shoot an explosion.


I slept just fine without an AR-15.  I don't disparage people who legally own firearms for self-defense.  Personally, it's not for me and that won't change unless social order completely broke down and law enforcement became non-existent.
 
2013-04-19 12:00:10 PM  

Myria: Sadly, the bombers are Muslims.  Cue another round of Islam-bashing by the American far right.  They'll mostly avoid talking about one of their own trying to commit murder-by-mail, of course.

The uncle seems like a decent person who is really pissed off right now by his nephews and the media.


If you think its only the far right you are very wrong. Lots of us are sick of their shiat.
 
2013-04-19 12:00:46 PM  

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2013-04-19 12:01:06 PM  
"We are 25% complete with 35% to do."

Uh...
 
2013-04-19 12:01:20 PM  
BREAKING NEWS: Sandwich truck is being sent in.
 
2013-04-19 12:01:21 PM  

Begoggle: The uncle is refreshingly honest, unlike the father who calls his son an "angel".


Ya' know who else was an angel?

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2013-04-19 12:01:23 PM  

the lord god: If you think its only the far right you are very wrong. Lots of us are sick of their shiat.


If you think Islam is the source of the problem, you are likely on the American far-right.
 
2013-04-19 12:01:26 PM  
Bring me SAMMACH!
 
2013-04-19 12:01:34 PM  

bdub77: FlashHarry: brandent: The questions were moronic.

the american press is moronic, so this is to be expected.

Seriously.

Interviewer: Tamerlan was killed.
Uncle: He's a loser.
Interviewer: These kids were in a shootout.
Uncle: It's awful
Interviewer: The other one is being sought after.
Uncle: Ridiculous.

ASK A F*CKING QUESTION YOU MORAN.


"How do you feel about America?"
*face punch*
"I love it dumbarse!"
 
2013-04-19 12:01:35 PM  
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/19/ruslan-tsarni-uncle-of-suspe c ts-interview_n_3116075.html

here's his full interview.

I kinda feel for him. He seems a really decent man.
 
2013-04-19 12:01:37 PM  
Sandwich truck is inbound!
 
2013-04-19 12:01:38 PM  
I like that uncle.  I hope the media and world leaves him alone.

He's got a pretty biatchin' house too.
 
2013-04-19 12:01:55 PM  
NEWS FLASH!: Police are escorting a sammich truck to their location!
 
2013-04-19 12:01:56 PM  
While there's a lull in activity, let me ask?  Was suspect #2 in the cab during the "in custody" bit?
 
2013-04-19 12:02:07 PM  
You know, it's weeks like this one where I really wish that a hell existed. I mean, other than Arizona.
 
2013-04-19 12:02:10 PM  
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2013-04-19 12:02:21 PM  
They're just blowin up all kinds of trash on the streets.
 
2013-04-19 12:02:23 PM  

jso2897: And, once again, the Fark Genius Brigade has everything all figured out.
Just kidding - I 'm sure they're right, this time.


Why are you even here?
 
2013-04-19 12:02:32 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: the lord god: If you think its only the far right you are very wrong. Lots of us are sick of their shiat.

If you think Islam is the source of the problem, you are likely on the American far-right.


If you think Christianity is the problem, you are likely on the American far-left.
 
2013-04-19 12:02:38 PM  

Close2TheEdge: Somacandra: cameroncrazy1984: Aaaand Muslims. Goddammit.

Oh relax. Locals were already beating up on any sufficiently brown people yesterday. Its not like that would have changed if the perpetrator was Zoroastrian.

Considering that is the only report from the entire Boston area, that's pretty remarkable.   With the exception of a few areas, Boston is a very tolerant metropolitan region.


You mean that whole Southie Irish-Black simmering race riot thing?
 
2013-04-19 12:02:46 PM  

FlashHarry: vygramul: Shoot a cop, and you're gonna have a bad time, assuming you get to jail alive and not beaten to death for resisting arrest.

yeah, i'm guessing this kid's life ends today.

actually, it ended monday.


How did you know Dzhokar was still alive? He's not! He's dead. He just forgot to lay down.
 
2013-04-19 12:03:00 PM  

hammettman: [i90.photobucket.com image 350x272]


Lee-ewww....

Zzshhurrr
 
2013-04-19 12:03:03 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: the lord god: If you think its only the far right you are very wrong. Lots of us are sick of their shiat.

If you think Islam is the source of the problem, you are likely on the American far-right.


LOL. Oh you is funny. See outside echo chambers most people form complex opinions. You could not be more wrong about me.
 
2013-04-19 12:03:15 PM  
Suspect is cleared for personal to approach. No word on if there was a device actually on him.
 
2013-04-19 12:03:26 PM  
Someone posted last thread that the older brother has a baby. Saw this movie "Inheritance" on Netflix not long ago. The poor kid is going to grow up with that same guilt. Movie is a documentary about Amon Goeth's duaghter, who didn't really know who her father was till her teens. For those that don't know he was that evil bastard in Schindler's List. She met with the real Helen from Schindler's List, and was just overcome with guilt, but still trying to make out that maybe her father wasn't such a bad guy. This baby s also going to have to live with that.
 
2013-04-19 12:03:29 PM  

pnome: cameroncrazy1984: the lord god: If you think its only the far right you are very wrong. Lots of us are sick of their shiat.

If you think Islam is the source of the problem, you are likely on the American far-right.

If you think Christianity is the problem, you are likely on the American far-left.


Check out Kansas. Christianity is the problem there.
 
2013-04-19 12:03:48 PM  

the lord god: The uncle rocks. Because they are losers!!!


Thanksgiving will be awkward.
 
2013-04-19 12:03:48 PM  
Trying to find a transcript of the interview. I saw a few on youtube but that didn't look like the one on the boobtube.
 
2013-04-19 12:03:49 PM  
Is it just me or did the Uncle sound like Yakov Smirnoff?


<a href="http://www.youtube.com/embed/AbP1DVeJCT0" target="_blank">New Window</a>
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcwQOKLCvZc" target="_blank">New Window</a>
 
2013-04-19 12:04:11 PM  

ACunningPlan: 16.52 (15.52) Ramzan Kadyrov, Chechnya's leader, has said that he sends his condolences to the US, but rejects any attempt to blame the region.

"Any attempt to make a connection between Chechnya and the Tsarnaevs - if indeed they are guilty - are in vain. They grew up in the United States, their attitudes and believes were forged there. It is necessary to seek the roots of this evil in America - the whole world has to fight terrorism. We know that better than anyone else. "

This is likely Mr. Putin's reaction too.


Reall, I would have thought Putin would have been more:
"We seem to have a common enemy... Care to go on a hunt? I promise I'll wear a shirt."
 
2013-04-19 12:04:21 PM  

the lord god: cameroncrazy1984: the lord god: If you think its only the far right you are very wrong. Lots of us are sick of their shiat.

If you think Islam is the source of the problem, you are likely on the American far-right.

LOL. Oh you is funny. See outside echo chambers most people form complex opinions. You could not be more wrong about me.


No, you just think you're an independent. Most of us actual liberals know many American Muslims who want nothing to do with terrorism.
 
2013-04-19 12:04:24 PM  
Wow, he said his older brother is illiterate.

BURN!!!
 
2013-04-19 12:04:52 PM  

muck4doo: Someone posted last thread that the older brother has a baby. Saw this movie "Inheritance" on Netflix not long ago. The poor kid is going to grow up with that same guilt. Movie is a documentary about Amon Goeth's duaghter, who didn't really know who her father was till her teens. For those that don't know he was that evil bastard in Schindler's List. She met with the real Helen from Schindler's List, and was just overcome with guilt, but still trying to make out that maybe her father wasn't such a bad guy. This baby s also going to have to live with that.


The only option is to kill the baby so he won't grow up and vow revenge for us not just allowing his terrorist father to get away scott free?
 
2013-04-19 12:04:58 PM  

urger: Sandwich truck is inbound!


A sandwich has struck the second brother!
 
2013-04-19 12:04:59 PM  

Celerian: NEWS FLASH!: Police are escorting a sammich truck to their location!


Hope the have enough donuts in there.
 
2013-04-19 12:04:59 PM  
New badge?  I'll get on it.
 
2013-04-19 12:05:01 PM  
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the overtime bill is going to be huge
 
2013-04-19 12:05:35 PM  
Chechya's president on the suspects -

The tragic events took place in Boston. The blast killed people. We have previously expressed their condolences to the people of the city and the people of America. Today, as reported by the media, while trying to arrest a Tsarnaea was killed. It would be logical if he was detained and investigated, found all the circumstances and the degree of his guilt. Apparently, the special services needed by all means to calm the result of society. Any attempt to make the connection between Chechnya and Tsarnaevys if they are guilty, [is] in vain. They grew up in the United States, their attitudes and beliefs were formed there. It is necessary to seek the roots of evil in America. From terrorism to fight the whole world. We know better than anyone else. We wish recovery to all the victims and share the feelings of sorrow Americans. # # Boston # bombing investigation
 
2013-04-19 12:05:38 PM  

AntonChigger: What did he mean when he said, "Islam has always been there"?  Kinda confused by that statement


I took it to mean that Islam did not need to be defended.
 
2013-04-19 12:05:44 PM  

Snarfangel: the lord god: The uncle rocks. Because they are losers!!!

Thanksgiving will be awkward.



"Pass the gravy please, uncle."

"It's really good, Dzokhar.  Mamushak put extra spice in it.....loser."

"What?"

"I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!"
 
2013-04-19 12:06:00 PM  
"People going in, people going out."

Can't explain that. No, seriously, CNN can't.

/And I don't farking care what you're juggling, farking spit it out
 
2013-04-19 12:06:04 PM  

bongmiester: [farm3.static.flickr.com image 500x177]

the overtime bill is going to be huge


That's a lot of farking donuts not being eaten right now.
 
2013-04-19 12:06:52 PM  

muck4doo: Someone posted last thread that the older brother has a baby. Saw this movie "Inheritance" on Netflix not long ago. The poor kid is going to grow up with that same guilt. Movie is a documentary about Amon Goeth's duaghter, who didn't really know who her father was till her teens. For those that don't know he was that evil bastard in Schindler's List. She met with the real Helen from Schindler's List, and was just overcome with guilt, but still trying to make out that maybe her father wasn't such a bad guy. This baby s also going to have to live with that.


http://www.pbs.org/pov/inheritance/

Saw it when it aired.
 
2013-04-19 12:06:54 PM  

Xcott: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 500x290]

I've heard this sentiment in various forms, and it makes me wonder if these people cower in fear if they are separated from their firearms.

/Also, I'm not sure if this guy understands that you can't shoot an explosion.


Chris Wallace said the same thing on Fox News. Prayers to Boston, #prayforBoston, we love everyone in Boston so much...bet those Taxachusetts liberals wish they had a gun now, hahaha!  Just super.
 
2013-04-19 12:06:57 PM  
I was pretty embarrassed for jumping to conclusions when I found out they were actually Russian, but then... yeah.
 
2013-04-19 12:07:07 PM  
"We're sending in Crullers, copy."
 
2013-04-19 12:07:23 PM  
Gonna have a press conference! Can't wait to see how CNN screws  that up.
 
2013-04-19 12:07:40 PM  
Sweep the press area with an EOD dog!
 
2013-04-19 12:08:02 PM  
The father was interviewed and said in reference to the still alive, "If they kill him, all hell will break loose."
 
2013-04-19 12:08:14 PM  
"...can only be described as a suicide vest. Or whatever." - Wolf Blitzer
 
2013-04-19 12:08:27 PM  

Xcott: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 500x290]

I've heard this sentiment in various forms, and it makes me wonder if these people cower in fear if they are separated from their firearms.

/Also, I'm not sure if this guy understands that you can't shoot an explosion.


Carpet bomb that guy's office with phone calls.
 
2013-04-19 12:08:29 PM  

rattchett: AntonChigger: What did he mean when he said, "Islam has always been there"?  Kinda confused by that statement

I took it to mean that Islam did not need to be defended.


I took it to mean that the family had always been Islamic and that was their culture, why do you need to go seek it out now in some other place with some other ideology?  He used the word Jihad at one point as the reason he broke ties.
 
2013-04-19 12:08:31 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Gonna have a press conference! Can't wait to see how CNN screws  that up.


Wolf Blitzer will probably talk over the top of it the whole time while they put it in a small window.
 
2013-04-19 12:08:36 PM  
Plug: one of my friends is anchoring English-language coverage in Germany (DW-TV):
http://mediacenter.dw.de/english/live/
 
2013-04-19 12:08:57 PM  
This just in, I love hearing the Boston PD pronounce large chain stores:

Home Depot
Best Buy
Tahget
 
2013-04-19 12:09:08 PM  
Start asking the uncle about other stuff.

The Pats' 2013 schedule?  "We will beat the Jets by 80 points combined, because they are too busy being losers!"
 
2013-04-19 12:09:21 PM  

Coco LaFemme: It doesn't matter what ethnic or religious identity these two assholes have - they're Americans.  They're ours.  This isn't Al Qaeda, this isn't a team of foreign nationals, these are AMERICANS.


That's like saying that when a child is molested, ignore that the molester is a priest. As much as we try to be as non-biased as possible, there is a definite correlation here.
 
2013-04-19 12:09:27 PM  

Dancin_In_Anson: muck4doo: Someone posted last thread that the older brother has a baby. Saw this movie "Inheritance" on Netflix not long ago. The poor kid is going to grow up with that same guilt. Movie is a documentary about Amon Goeth's duaghter, who didn't really know who her father was till her teens. For those that don't know he was that evil bastard in Schindler's List. She met with the real Helen from Schindler's List, and was just overcome with guilt, but still trying to make out that maybe her father wasn't such a bad guy. This baby s also going to have to live with that.

http://www.pbs.org/pov/inheritance/

Saw it when it aired.


I can't imagine growing up and having to live with that.

Celerian: muck4doo: Someone posted last thread that the older brother has a baby. Saw this movie "Inheritance" on Netflix not long ago. The poor kid is going to grow up with that same guilt. Movie is a documentary about Amon Goeth's duaghter, who didn't really know who her father was till her teens. For those that don't know he was that evil bastard in Schindler's List. She met with the real Helen from Schindler's List, and was just overcome with guilt, but still trying to make out that maybe her father wasn't such a bad guy. This baby s also going to have to live with that.

The only option is to kill the baby so he won't grow up and vow revenge for us not just allowing his terrorist father to get away scott free?


The baby is going to find out one day what the father did. I feel sorry for the baby.
 
2013-04-19 12:09:28 PM  
https://twitter.com/Dzhokhar_

Yeah it's been confirmed fake. I lost the link. New post directed at the Boston Police.
 
2013-04-19 12:09:38 PM  

vygramul: "...can only be described as a suicide vest. Or whatever." - Wolf Blitzer


I thought that they took Wolf into custody yesterday for crimes against journalism. Is he out on bail?
 
2013-04-19 12:09:45 PM  

vygramul: "...can only be described as a suicide vest. Or whatever." - Wolf Blitzer


I wore a whatever yesterday. Or was that a pullover? Anyway, it was kind of chilly.
 
2013-04-19 12:09:48 PM  
Ladies and gentlemen, this is Massachusetts:

"At the direction of authorities, select Dunkin' Donuts restaurants in the Boston area are open to take care of the needs of law enforcement and first responders."
 
2013-04-19 12:09:52 PM  

Caffandtranqs: The father was interviewed and said in reference to the still alive, "If they kill him, all hell will break loose."


Sounds like a threat to me.  GITMO!
 
2013-04-19 12:10:23 PM  

Publikwerks: Sweep the press area with an EOD dog!


at this point does it really make sense that the suspect would plant a bomb in the press conference? Wouldn't he be trying to sneak through the police lines and make a break for it? how many bombs do they believe this kid can carry?
 
2013-04-19 12:10:33 PM  

bdub77: cameroncrazy1984: Gonna have a press conference! Can't wait to see how CNN screws  that up.

Wolf Blitzer will probably talk over the top of it the whole time while they put it in a small window.


It's a shame that such an interesting name was wasted on such a potato-head of a man.
 
2013-04-19 12:11:01 PM  

KarmicDisaster: vygramul: "...can only be described as a suicide vest. Or whatever." - Wolf Blitzer

I thought that they took Wolf into custody yesterday for crimes against journalism. Is he out on bail?


RoR.
 
2013-04-19 12:11:14 PM  
That ultimately turned out to be the story with the terrorists who tried to set off a bomb in down town Toronto. Each and every one was a loser. Absolute idiots and morons.

And then there were the guys who helped carry out the London airport attack (Canadians, again). One was a medical grad. You might think, "Oh, he's not a loser, he got through medical school." But a loser he was. He was a medical grad who couldn't get licensed because he couldn't pass the exam. So he was pretty much screwed.
 
2013-04-19 12:11:17 PM  
 
2013-04-19 12:11:24 PM  

T-Servo: Please try telling that to my dad. He doesn't think immigrants can ever be Americans, despite the irony in that statement.

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2013-04-19 12:11:35 PM  

ZeroCorpse: bdub77: cameroncrazy1984: Gonna have a press conference! Can't wait to see how CNN screws  that up.

Wolf Blitzer will probably talk over the top of it the whole time while they put it in a small window.

It's a shame that such an interesting name was wasted on such a potato-head of a man.


Studies on nominative determinism show that in most cases, your name doesn't mean much more than how individualistic (and to a degree, how educated) your parents are/were.
 
2013-04-19 12:11:38 PM  

vygramul: KarmicDisaster: vygramul: "...can only be described as a suicide vest. Or whatever." - Wolf Blitzer

I thought that they took Wolf into custody yesterday for crimes against journalism. Is he out on bail?

RoR.


Are you sure he has his own recognizance?
 
2013-04-19 12:11:43 PM  

ZeroCorpse: bdub77: cameroncrazy1984: Gonna have a press conference! Can't wait to see how CNN screws  that up.

Wolf Blitzer will probably talk over the top of it the whole time while they put it in a small window.

It's a shame that such an interesting name was wasted on such a potato-head of a man.


The Howitzer Tank Explosion joke never got old.
 
2013-04-19 12:12:07 PM  

muck4doo: Someone posted last thread that the older brother has a baby. Saw this movie "Inheritance" on Netflix not long ago. The poor kid is going to grow up with that same guilt. Movie is a documentary about Amon Goeth's duaghter, who didn't really know who her father was till her teens. For those that don't know he was that evil bastard in Schindler's List. She met with the real Helen from Schindler's List, and was just overcome with guilt, but still trying to make out that maybe her father wasn't such a bad guy. This baby s also going to have to live with that.


Amon Goeth likely loved his daughter and that was the most she knew.  That's a horrible thing to have to reconcile in your mind.

As I recall, a number of Hitler's relatives collectively vowed to have no children.  They kept that vow, too.
 
2013-04-19 12:12:27 PM  

bdub77: "We're sending in Crullers, copy."


"OK folks.  Put on your big boy pants.  I want a perimeter set up with white powdered donuts, spaced 5m apart.  Behind that, I want glazed, flanking, on either side, prepared to execute a pincers movement and deflect fire to the pinch point where our friends Bear Claw Team Six are deployed.  To the left, we have coffee and creamer.  Await my word on when to deploy, and watch for a flanking manuever.  the Krispy Kreme battalion is on standby and prepared to give ground support.  Elephant ears, fritters, donut holes, it is go time!"
 
2013-04-19 12:12:32 PM  

ModernPrimitive01: Publikwerks: Sweep the press area with an EOD dog!

at this point does it really make sense that the suspect would plant a bomb in the press conference? Wouldn't he be trying to sneak through the police lines and make a break for it? how many bombs do they believe this kid can carry?


Well, that an would it really be such a bad thing to thin out some of the Boston press? Especially some of the sports writers?

//CHB, I'm looking at you
 
2013-04-19 12:12:49 PM  

AntonChigger: What did he mean when he said, "Islam has always been there"?  Kinda confused by that statement


I think he meant it as "Islam will be there for you to find your way". Apparently they ignored the uncle, and some other person used Islam to radicalize them....I'm guessing.

\don't bother me with questions, dude!
 
2013-04-19 12:12:57 PM  

bongmiester: [farm3.static.flickr.com image 500x177]

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gargantuan
 
2013-04-19 12:13:10 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: vygramul: KarmicDisaster: vygramul: "...can only be described as a suicide vest. Or whatever." - Wolf Blitzer

I thought that they took Wolf into custody yesterday for crimes against journalism. Is he out on bail?

RoR.

Are you sure he has his own recognizance?


Point taken.
 
2013-04-19 12:13:11 PM  
Any new reports on Cahtah's undaweah?
 
2013-04-19 12:13:24 PM  

vygramul: "...can only be described as a suicide vest. Or whatever." - Wolf Blitzer


HA! Wolf Blitzer makes me LOL.
 
2013-04-19 12:13:31 PM  
Uncle seems like my kinda drinking buddy

/smart, sensible guy, pity he's related to these dumbasses
//quick death is too kind for the last guy
 
2013-04-19 12:13:34 PM  

Xcott: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 500x290]

I've heard this sentiment in various forms, and it makes me wonder if these people cower in fear if they are separated from their firearms.

/Also, I'm not sure if this guy understands that you can't shoot an explosion.


Conservatives.... Always Classy.
 
2013-04-19 12:13:44 PM  
I hope the uncle and his family stay safe.  The clowns let the other uncle tell the home address on air, including zip code.
 
2013-04-19 12:13:52 PM  

bongmiester: [farm3.static.flickr.com image 500x177]

the overtime bill is going to be huge


well deserved.
 
2013-04-19 12:13:54 PM  

Myria: T-Servo: Please try telling that to my dad. He doesn't think immigrants can ever be Americans, despite the irony in that statement.
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No, my dad has a retort to that, too. "They have casinos now, so they should STFU and GBTW."

Every year I ask for overseas assignments around Thanksgiving.
 
2013-04-19 12:14:05 PM  

rickythepenguin: bdub77: "We're sending in Crullers, copy."

"OK folks.  Put on your big boy pants.  I want a perimeter set up with white powdered donuts, spaced 5m apart.  Behind that, I want glazed, flanking, on either side, prepared to execute a pincers movement and deflect fire to the pinch point where our friends Bear Claw Team Six are deployed.  To the left, we have coffee and creamer.  Await my word on when to deploy, and watch for a flanking manuever.  the Krispy Kreme battalion is on standby and prepared to give ground support.  Elephant ears, fritters, donut holes, it is go time!"


They can execute those instructions blindfolded.
 
2013-04-19 12:14:21 PM  

Publikwerks: Ladies and gentlemen, this is Massachusetts:

"At the direction of authorities, select Dunkin' Donuts restaurants in the Boston area are open to take care of the needs of law enforcement and first responders."



DUNKS, BABY!
 
2013-04-19 12:14:34 PM  

bdub77: cameroncrazy1984: Gonna have a press conference! Can't wait to see how CNN screws  that up.

Wolf Blitzer will probably talk over the top of it the whole time while they put it in a small window.


"Here to present both sides of the story, we have the Boston police chief and the first guy we could find who expressed support for the attacks. The truth is probably somewhere in the middle and we'll try to get that for you."
 
2013-04-19 12:14:54 PM  

T-Servo: Myria: T-Servo: Please try telling that to my dad. He doesn't think immigrants can ever be Americans, despite the irony in that statement.
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No, my dad has a retort to that, too. "They have casinos now, so they should STFU and GBTW."

Every year I ask for overseas assignments around Thanksgiving.


Tell him you found a nice half Jewish half Muslim boy you're dating.
 
2013-04-19 12:14:57 PM  

brandent: the lord god: The uncle rocks. Because they are losers!!!

The live press conference  that he just gave in front of his house was very good .  I was glad he spoke.  The questions were moronic.


I was waiting for a "What did you have for breakfast" or "How do you think Bieber/Gaga/Lohan will react to this?" type questions.
 
2013-04-19 12:14:58 PM  
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BECAUSE THEY'RE LOSERS
 
2013-04-19 12:16:00 PM  
The dumb fark is probably bleeding out in some basement.  Get to him before he kicks it.
 
2013-04-19 12:16:24 PM  

T-Servo: The Howitzer Tank Explosion joke never got old.


It's Howitzer Explosion Guy.
 
2013-04-19 12:16:42 PM  
Is it me, or does it seem to be over? I mean, most of the chatter on the scanner seem to be about the press area and the sandwich truck
 
2013-04-19 12:16:47 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: the lord god: cameroncrazy1984: the lord god: If you think its only the far right you are very wrong. Lots of us are sick of their shiat.

If you think Islam is the source of the problem, you are likely on the American far-right.

LOL. Oh you is funny. See outside echo chambers most people form complex opinions. You could not be more wrong about me.

No, you just think you're an independent. Most of us actual liberals know many American Muslims who want nothing to do with terrorism.


Would you like a gold star?
 
2013-04-19 12:17:01 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Check out Kansas. Christianity is the problem there.


So we agree that religion is the cause of a lot of problems?
 
2013-04-19 12:17:26 PM  

bdub77: They can execute those instructions blindfolded.



I love the smell bear claw in the morning. You know, one time we had Watertown on lockdown, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' fritter. The smell, you know that refined sugar and deep fried dough smell, the whole town. Smelled like.....victory.
 
2013-04-19 12:17:33 PM  
There are an awful lot of people who won't let having nothing to say stop them from speaking into a microphone.
 
2013-04-19 12:17:43 PM  

AntonChigger: What did he mean when he said, "Islam has always been there"?  Kinda confused by that statement


I took that to mean that the dead kid doesn't need to do anything to 'enhance' Islam. It's 'always been there' and always will be. And that he should stop being such a farking loser and concentrate on getting a job and leave Islam alone.

I think that's what the uncle means.
 
2013-04-19 12:17:54 PM  

rickythepenguin: bdub77: They can execute those instructions blindfolded.


I love the smell bear claw in the morning. You know, one time we had Watertown on lockdown, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' fritter. The smell, you know that refined sugar and deep fried dough smell, the whole town. Smelled like.....victory.


I read that in Robert Duvall's voice.
 
2013-04-19 12:17:58 PM  
Of course, even as the second brother is on the run and Boston is locked down and everybody is sending whatever good thoughts they have to the city, some conservative loudmouth has to farking politicize the whole thing into the gun debate.

Jesus Christ, fark you, you Arkansas asshole. Take your AR and shove it straight up your stupid ass.
 
2013-04-19 12:17:58 PM  

GoldSpider: cameroncrazy1984: Check out Kansas. Christianity is the problem there.

So we agree that religion is the cause of a lot of problems?


Only when the religious actually govern.
 
2013-04-19 12:18:18 PM  

the lord god: cameroncrazy1984: the lord god: cameroncrazy1984: the lord god: If you think its only the far right you are very wrong. Lots of us are sick of their shiat.

If you think Islam is the source of the problem, you are likely on the American far-right.

LOL. Oh you is funny. See outside echo chambers most people form complex opinions. You could not be more wrong about me.

No, you just think you're an independent. Most of us actual liberals know many American Muslims who want nothing to do with terrorism.

Would you like a gold star?


You're going to favorite him?
 
2013-04-19 12:18:33 PM  

the lord god: cameroncrazy1984: the lord god: cameroncrazy1984: the lord god: If you think its only the far right you are very wrong. Lots of us are sick of their shiat.

If you think Islam is the source of the problem, you are likely on the American far-right.

LOL. Oh you is funny. See outside echo chambers most people form complex opinions. You could not be more wrong about me.

No, you just think you're an independent. Most of us actual liberals know many American Muslims who want nothing to do with terrorism.

Would you like a gold star?


Haha, yeah, you've got nothing.
 
2013-04-19 12:18:40 PM  
Just two angry young men. Another Adam Lanza, Jared L. Loughner, or James Holmes
 
2013-04-19 12:19:31 PM  

TotallyHeadless: Just two angry young men. Another Adam Lanza, Jared L. Loughner, or James Holmes


The more I read about it, the more that's what it looks like. At least the older brother was.
 
2013-04-19 12:19:43 PM  

vygramul: T-Servo: Myria: T-Servo: Please try telling that to my dad. He doesn't think immigrants can ever be Americans, despite the irony in that statement.
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No, my dad has a retort to that, too. "They have casinos now, so they should STFU and GBTW."

Every year I ask for overseas assignments around Thanksgiving.

Tell him you found a nice half Jewish half Muslim boy you're dating.


Marrying an atheist, socialist foreigner was quite enough.

/only socialist in comparison to rural Alabama
 
2013-04-19 12:20:04 PM  

GoldSpider: So we agree that religion is the cause of a lot of problems?


You're saying that it...

[sunglasses]

... poisons everything?
 
2013-04-19 12:20:22 PM  

TotallyHeadless: Just two angry young men. Another Adam Lanza, Jared L. Loughner, or James Holmes


Nobody gives a damn. Cram it.
 
2013-04-19 12:20:45 PM  
The Foreign Office has issued travel advice to Brits regarding the restrictions in place around the Boston area:
The FCO has said Brits should follow the advice of the local authorities:
 
2013-04-19 12:22:51 PM  

TotallyHeadless: Just two angry young men. Another Adam Lanza, Jared L. Loughner, or James Holmes


They see the world through their cynical eyes.  They were troubled young men, i can tell.  They had it all in the palms of their hands.  But their hands are wet with sweat and theirhead needs a rest.  And they're fooling themselves if they don't believe it.  Kidding themselves if they don't believe it.  How can you be such angry young men?  When your future looks quite bright to me.

How can there be such a sinister plan, that could hide such a lamb, such caring young men.  You're fooling yourself if you don't believe it.  You're kidding yourself if you don't believe it.  Get up, get back on your feet
You're the one they can't beat and you know it.   Come on, let's see what you've got.  Just take your best shot and don't blow it.   You're fooling yourself if you don't believe it.  You're killing yourself if you don't believe it.  Get up, get back on your feet.  You're the one they can't beat and you know it.  Come on, let's see what you've got.  Just take your best shot and don't blow it
 
2013-04-19 12:23:11 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: GoldSpider: cameroncrazy1984: Check out Kansas. Christianity is the problem there.

So we agree that religion is the cause of a lot of problems?

Only when the religious actually govern.


Oh cut it out. That has nothing to do with it. Atheists also governed during Stalin, Pol Pot, and Mao. How did those regimes turn out?
 
2013-04-19 12:23:29 PM  

T-Servo: Myria: T-Servo: Please try telling that to my dad. He doesn't think immigrants can ever be Americans, despite the irony in that statement.
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No, my dad has a retort to that, too. "They have casinos now, so they should STFU and GBTW."

Every year I ask for overseas assignments around Thanksgiving.


Does he believe that children of immigrants can be Americans?  If so, by mathematical induction, he is not an American.  It'd take epic moral derptitude to resolve that doublethink.
 
2013-04-19 12:23:35 PM  

Agarista: The dumb fark is probably bleeding out in some basement.  Get to him before he kicks it.


It would be nice to know why they did this. If they both die it will just be ridiculous speculation.
 
2013-04-19 12:23:54 PM  

ontariolightning: The Foreign Office has issued travel advice to Brits regarding the restrictions in place around the Boston area:
The FCO has said Brits should follow the advice of the local authorities:


If i saw a British person in Boston, I would just say "SCOREBOARD, biatch!" and point to the nearest American flag.
 
2013-04-19 12:24:18 PM  

monoski: Agarista: The dumb fark is probably bleeding out in some basement.  Get to him before he kicks it.

It would be nice to know why they did this. If they both die it will just be ridiculous speculation.


Exactly.  Get to him!
 
2013-04-19 12:24:24 PM  

Myria: Sadly, the bombers are Muslims.  Cue another round of Islam-bashing by the American far right.  They'll mostly avoid talking about one of their own trying to commit murder-by-mail, of course.

The uncle seems like a decent person who is really pissed off right now by his nephews and the media.


Try marrying into a Muslim family. Live in a Muslim neighborhood. I have. I do not trust most of them ESPECIALLY Salafis. I am a whore Christian anyways in their eyes. My in-laws call me a dog and a prostitute. They ignore my kids because they are "half-breeds". SOmetimes I wish I never studied Russian because I would rather be ignorant and think Muslims are so peaceful except for a few crazies. I so wish I could go back to ignorance.
 
2013-04-19 12:25:04 PM  

muck4doo: cameroncrazy1984: GoldSpider: cameroncrazy1984: Check out Kansas. Christianity is the problem there.

So we agree that religion is the cause of a lot of problems?

Only when the religious actually govern.

Oh cut it out. That has nothing to do with it. Atheists also governed during Stalin, Pol Pot, and Mao. How did those regimes turn out?


That doesn't mean that religious people in government can't ALSO cause problems. Right?
 
2013-04-19 12:25:06 PM  

TotallyHeadless: Just two angry young men. Another Adam Lanza, Jared L. Loughner, or James Holmes


Yep. However, Islam was their crazyness of choice, which is going to provide lots of fodder for the anti-Muslim crowd.
 
2013-04-19 12:25:21 PM  

ninotchka: My in-laws call me a dog and a prostitute



that disgusts me.  You are NOT a dog.
 
2013-04-19 12:25:39 PM  
Uncle doesn't approve of the boys being losers and LITERALLY being so farking AWKWARD and so farking BORING.
 
2013-04-19 12:25:48 PM  

muck4doo: Atheists also governed during Stalin, Pol Pot, and Mao. How did those regimes turn out?


His point wasn't that only religion-governed states cause all the problems.
 
2013-04-19 12:26:22 PM  

muck4doo: cameroncrazy1984: GoldSpider: cameroncrazy1984: Check out Kansas. Christianity is the problem there.

So we agree that religion is the cause of a lot of problems?

Only when the religious actually govern.

Oh cut it out. That has nothing to do with it. Atheists also governed during Stalin, Pol Pot, and Mao. How did those regimes turn out?


"Not real atheists"

Of course, they're also "not real communists"

But don't you dare say Hitler wasn't a true Catholic.
 
2013-04-19 12:26:27 PM  

ninotchka: Myria: Sadly, the bombers are Muslims.  Cue another round of Islam-bashing by the American far right.  They'll mostly avoid talking about one of their own trying to commit murder-by-mail, of course.

The uncle seems like a decent person who is really pissed off right now by his nephews and the media.

Try marrying into a Muslim family. Live in a Muslim neighborhood. I have. I do not trust most of them ESPECIALLY Salafis. I am a whore Christian anyways in their eyes. My in-laws call me a dog and a prostitute. They ignore my kids because they are "half-breeds". SOmetimes I wish I never studied Russian because I would rather be ignorant and think Muslims are so peaceful except for a few crazies. I so wish I could go back to ignorance.


Living in a fundamentalist community must suck, but MY anecdotal evidence is completely the opposite.
 
2013-04-19 12:26:46 PM  

Electromax: Uncle doesn't approve of the boys being losers and LITERALLY being so farking AWKWARD and so farking BORING.


He should have coont punted them.
 
2013-04-19 12:26:57 PM  

monoski: It would be nice to know why they did this. If they both die it will just be ridiculous speculation.


Which is great for passing that sweeping legislation you wanted.

Monitoring Guns, internet, your phone, whatever you want, you can push it through the government right now with no scrutiny.
 
2013-04-19 12:27:04 PM  

GoldSpider: muck4doo: Atheists also governed during Stalin, Pol Pot, and Mao. How did those regimes turn out?

His point wasn't that only religion-governed states cause all the problems.


Right, only that the religious people cause problems only when they try to govern.
 
2013-04-19 12:27:06 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: muck4doo: cameroncrazy1984: GoldSpider: cameroncrazy1984: Check out Kansas. Christianity is the problem there.

So we agree that religion is the cause of a lot of problems?

Only when the religious actually govern.

Oh cut it out. That has nothing to do with it. Atheists also governed during Stalin, Pol Pot, and Mao. How did those regimes turn out?

That doesn't mean that religious people in government can't ALSO cause problems. Right?


No, it doesn't. The thing I'm against is the thought that the religion was behind the problem.
 
2013-04-19 12:27:12 PM  

rickythepenguin: TotallyHeadless: Just two angry young men. Another Adam Lanza, Jared L. Loughner, or James Holmes

They see the world through their cynical eyes.  They were troubled young men, i can tell.  They had it all in the palms of their hands.  But their hands are wet with sweat and theirhead needs a rest.  And they're fooling themselves if they don't believe it.  Kidding themselves if they don't believe it.  How can you be such angry young men?  When your future looks quite bright to me.

How can there be such a sinister plan, that could hide such a lamb, such caring young men.  You're fooling yourself if you don't believe it.  You're kidding yourself if you don't believe it.  Get up, get back on your feet
You're the one they can't beat and you know it.   Come on, let's see what you've got.  Just take your best shot and don't blow it.   You're fooling yourself if you don't believe it.  You're killing yourself if you don't believe it.  Get up, get back on your feet.  You're the one they can't beat and you know it.  Come on, let's see what you've got.  Just take your best shot and don't blow it


Oh momma, I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law.

And I don't have very long.

//Domo arigato
 
2013-04-19 12:28:32 PM  

muck4doo: The thing I'm against is the thought that the religion was behind the problem.


You're saying that religion is not the problem with anti-gay and anti-abortion laws in Kansas?
 
2013-04-19 12:28:35 PM  

Gosling: TotallyHeadless: Just two angry young men. Another Adam Lanza, Jared L. Loughner, or James Holmes

Nobody gives a damn. Cram it.


Everyone is trying to make this some political or religious act, when it just two douches who thought the world was against them.
 
2013-04-19 12:28:46 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Right, only that the religious people cause problems only when they try to govern.


We seldom agree, but in this we do.

muck4doo: The thing I'm against is the thought that the religion was behind the problem.


Then you haven't been paying attention to the entire (pre)history of the human race.
 
2013-04-19 12:28:49 PM  

vygramul: "Not real atheists"


I've never heard the claim that they weren't real atheists. Just that atheism was not the motivator for their atrocities.
 
2013-04-19 12:28:57 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: the lord god: cameroncrazy1984: the lord god: cameroncrazy1984: the lord god: If you think its only the far right you are very wrong. Lots of us are sick of their shiat.

If you think Islam is the source of the problem, you are likely on the American far-right.

LOL. Oh you is funny. See outside echo chambers most people form complex opinions. You could not be more wrong about me.

No, you just think you're an independent. Most of us actual liberals know many American Muslims who want nothing to do with terrorism.

Would you like a gold star?

Haha, yeah, you've got nothing.


I might have something. But its pointless to argue with you. You see the world far to different than I do. You want to win? Fine you bested me.
 
2013-04-19 12:29:18 PM  
Marquis de Sod: Snarfangel: the lord god: The uncle rocks. Because they are losers!!!

Thanksgiving RamadanPurim will be awkward.  mostly because they ARE Muslims after all
 
2013-04-19 12:29:42 PM  

vygramul: the lord god: cameroncrazy1984: the lord god: cameroncrazy1984: the lord god: If you think its only the far right you are very wrong. Lots of us are sick of their shiat.

If you think Islam is the source of the problem, you are likely on the American far-right.

LOL. Oh you is funny. See outside echo chambers most people form complex opinions. You could not be more wrong about me.

No, you just think you're an independent. Most of us actual liberals know many American Muslims who want nothing to do with terrorism.

Would you like a gold star?

You're going to favorite him?


No I save that for people I dislike. Not a fan of Cameron but not a hater either.
 
2013-04-19 12:29:59 PM  

the lord god: You see the world far to different than I do.


Yes, much like a black and white tv looks different from 1080p HD.
 
2013-04-19 12:30:24 PM  
Montgomery County represents!

Pat Collins of NBC 4 is creaming his khakis
 
2013-04-19 12:30:56 PM  

GoldSpider: muck4doo: Atheists also governed during Stalin, Pol Pot, and Mao. How did those regimes turn out?

His point wasn't that only religion-governed states cause all the problems.


Like I said before, I'm against the idea that religion was the reason for the problem. There have been tons of religious people that have led their countries in the past that never did the things Stalin, Pol Pot, and Mao did, and led their nations well. If you don't want to blame atheism for those atrocities of those three, don't do the same when it comes to those who don't hold the same beliefs as you.
 
2013-04-19 12:31:17 PM  

Agarista: monoski: Agarista: The dumb fark is probably bleeding out in some basement.  Get to him before he kicks it.

It would be nice to know why they did this. If they both die it will just be ridiculous speculation.

Exactly.  Get to him!


If they don't find him soon he my turn and begin the zombie panic.
 
2013-04-19 12:31:24 PM  

Caffandtranqs: The father was interviewed and said in reference to the still alive, "If they kill him, all hell will break loose."


Of course. Bostonians want their revenge. Death is too kind for the bombers. And they only have one chance left to get their revenge.
 
2013-04-19 12:31:45 PM  
I personally don't care who they are. I'm just glad they got the assholes. I really did appreciate the uncles candor though. I heard the presser earlier. The part I'm not necessarily buying is the part where he never saw the close up photos until the conference. Then he says yeah, thats them. Those pictures were everywhere. I can't believe that he hadn't seen them before.
 
2013-04-19 12:31:58 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: the lord god: You see the world far to different than I do.

Yes, much like a black and white tv looks different from 1080p HD.


Ok wont just take the win. Well....nevermind.
 
2013-04-19 12:33:19 PM  

muck4doo: GoldSpider: muck4doo: Atheists also governed during Stalin, Pol Pot, and Mao. How did those regimes turn out?

His point wasn't that only religion-governed states cause all the problems.

Like I said before, I'm against the idea that religion was the reason for the problem. There have been tons of religious people that have led their countries in the past that never did the things Stalin, Pol Pot, and Mao did, and led their nations well. If you don't want to blame atheism for those atrocities of those three, don't do the same when it comes to those who don't hold the same beliefs as you.


What I'm confused by is why you think those regimes used atheism as a reason for their atrocities?

The point is that Christians in government cite their religion as the motivation for passing these types of anti-gay and anti-abortion legislation. I don't remember ever reading Stalin saying that he'd send political enemies to the gulag because there is no god.
 
2013-04-19 12:33:39 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: muck4doo: The thing I'm against is the thought that the religion was behind the problem.

You're saying that religion is not the problem with anti-gay and anti-abortion laws in Kansas?


GoldSpider: cameroncrazy1984: Right, only that the religious people cause problems only when they try to govern.

We seldom agree, but in this we do.

muck4doo: The thing I'm against is the thought that the religion was behind the problem.

Then you haven't been paying attention to the entire (pre)history of the human race.


The atheists in Russia, Cambodia, and China were such understanding people of those who were "different", weren't they? Just like you are understanding of those who are "different" now. You are tribals and don't even know it.
 
2013-04-19 12:34:12 PM  

the lord god: cameroncrazy1984: the lord god: You see the world far to different than I do.

Yes, much like a black and white tv looks different from 1080p HD.

Ok wont just take the win. Well....nevermind.


No, you're great fun to play with. Well, aside from the fact that once you run out of points you start talking about who's "winning" and "losing"
 
2013-04-19 12:34:52 PM  

muck4doo: The atheists in Russia, Cambodia, and China were such understanding people of those who were "different", weren't they? Just like you are understanding of those who are "different" now. You are tribals and don't even know it.


That's not the point. The point is that people like Sam Brownback are using Christianity to advance hateful legislation, and that is a problem.
 
2013-04-19 12:35:17 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: muck4doo: GoldSpider: muck4doo: Atheists also governed during Stalin, Pol Pot, and Mao. How did those regimes turn out?

His point wasn't that only religion-governed states cause all the problems.

Like I said before, I'm against the idea that religion was the reason for the problem. There have been tons of religious people that have led their countries in the past that never did the things Stalin, Pol Pot, and Mao did, and led their nations well. If you don't want to blame atheism for those atrocities of those three, don't do the same when it comes to those who don't hold the same beliefs as you.

What I'm confused by is why you think those regimes used atheism as a reason for their atrocities?

The point is that Christians in government cite their religion as the motivation for passing these types of anti-gay and anti-abortion legislation. I don't remember ever reading Stalin saying that he'd send political enemies to the gulag because there is no god.


Read more history then. That is exactly what happened, and it wasn't the first time. Read about what happened during the French Revolution too.
 
2013-04-19 12:36:11 PM  
Its a pity that the uncle can't drown his sorrows and disappointments in Vodka. Family reunions are gonna be awkward...
 
2013-04-19 12:36:34 PM  

ninotchka: Myria: Sadly, the bombers are Muslims.  Cue another round of Islam-bashing by the American far right.  They'll mostly avoid talking about one of their own trying to commit murder-by-mail, of course.

The uncle seems like a decent person who is really pissed off right now by his nephews and the media.

Try marrying into a Muslim family. Live in a Muslim neighborhood. I have. I do not trust most of them ESPECIALLY Salafis. I am a whore Christian anyways in their eyes. My in-laws call me a dog and a prostitute. They ignore my kids because they are "half-breeds". SOmetimes I wish I never studied Russian because I would rather be ignorant and think Muslims are so peaceful except for a few crazies. I so wish I could go back to ignorance.


Why wouldn't you stand up for yourself? I'm an atheist living in sin with a Mormon girl. They tried just once to give me a hard time and after I had said my piece and walked out of their 'family' gathering my common law wife said her bit and walked out right behind me. They may not like me but they damn well respect me and quite a few of them had privately congratulated me. It turns out that they weren't such a united front after all. It just took one person to call them on their bullshiat.
 
2013-04-19 12:37:32 PM  
Winnebago or "wanna bagel"? The scanner traffic has me confused.
 
2013-04-19 12:37:47 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: muck4doo: The atheists in Russia, Cambodia, and China were such understanding people of those who were "different", weren't they? Just like you are understanding of those who are "different" now. You are tribals and don't even know it.

That's not the point. The point is that people like Sam Brownback are using Christianity to advance hateful legislation, and that is a problem.


And you can call him a tribal. Don't go being a tribal yourself. I like and respect you Cameron. I'm not trying to insult you, but think you are wrong on this. This is how we get people wanting to attack Muslims. You just picked a wider group to hate on. The religious.
 
2013-04-19 12:37:49 PM  

Anastacya: Its a pity that the uncle can't drown his sorrows and disappointments in Vodka. Family reunions are gonna be awkward...


Awkward, hell. This is the kind of thing that stops future family reunions from happening at all.
 
2013-04-19 12:37:52 PM  
Fun Fact: Dzhokhar became a US citizen on Sept. 11, 2012
 
2013-04-19 12:37:58 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Aaaand Muslims. Goddammit.


... Yeah.  THAT's the worst part of all this.

o_O
 
2013-04-19 12:38:29 PM  

Captain Steroid: Well, THIS is one hell of a way to spend my birthday. :/


1995 was probably a fun one for you, too...

//HEPPEH BERFDEY!
 
2013-04-19 12:38:53 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: the lord god: cameroncrazy1984: the lord god: You see the world far to different than I do.

Yes, much like a black and white tv looks different from 1080p HD.

Ok wont just take the win. Well....nevermind.

No, you're great fun to play with. Well, aside from the fact that once you run out of points you start talking about who's "winning" and "losing"


Live my life sometime. Then we will see what you think of brown skinned folk.
 
2013-04-19 12:38:59 PM  
Suspect #2's Twitter Account (confirmed by two classmates of his)
 
2013-04-19 12:39:16 PM  

Myria: T-Servo: Myria: T-Servo: Please try telling that to my dad. He doesn't think immigrants can ever be Americans, despite the irony in that statement.
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No, my dad has a retort to that, too. "They have casinos now, so they should STFU and GBTW."

Every year I ask for overseas assignments around Thanksgiving.

Does he believe that children of immigrants can be Americans?  If so, by mathematical induction, he is not an American.  It'd take epic moral derptitude to resolve that doublethink.


It's much simpler than that. My wife is an immigrant, but she's white and English is her native language. So that's ok.

Dark and speak another language = not ok.
 
2013-04-19 12:39:23 PM  

Myria: Sadly, the bombers are Muslims.  Cue another round of Islam-bashing by the American far right.  They'll mostly avoid talking about one of their own trying to commit murder-by-mail, of course.

The uncle seems like a decent person who is really pissed off right now by his nephews and the media.


I bet you'd have gotten all hot and bothered if it had been some sort of christian right winger. Lord now I'm getting into the partisan hackery. As for the elvis impersonator, he had so much tinfoil on his head that he could have been reynolds biggest customer.

I agree with your last statement about the uncle thoguh.
 
2013-04-19 12:44:11 PM  

muck4doo: There have been tons of religious people that have led their countries in the past that never did the things Stalin, Pol Pot, and Mao did, and led their nations well.


The problems always start when said religious leaders used their position of power to prosthelytize. Fascism and warmongering don't REQUIRE religion (see your examples) but history demonstrates time and again religion is a frequent catalyst.
 
2013-04-19 12:47:06 PM  
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2013-04-19 12:47:09 PM  

muck4doo: The atheists in Russia, Cambodia, and China were such understanding people of those who were "different", weren't they?


That those particular leaders were secular does not somehow negate past oppressive and aggressive theocracies.
 
2013-04-19 12:48:02 PM  
any updates on the robot 4 way?
 
2013-04-19 12:49:45 PM  

supershaft: any updates on the robot 4 way?


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2013-04-19 12:51:08 PM  

fluffy2097: monoski: It would be nice to know why they did this. If they both die it will just be ridiculous speculation.

Which is great for passing that sweeping legislation you wanted.

Monitoring Guns, internet, your phone, whatever you want, you can push it through the government right now with no scrutiny.


Are you in the wrong thread? I am not supporter of any such legislation.
 
2013-04-19 12:52:46 PM  

GoldSpider: muck4doo: There have been tons of religious people that have led their countries in the past that never did the things Stalin, Pol Pot, and Mao did, and led their nations well.

The problems always start when said religious leaders used their position of power to prosthelytize. Fascism and warmongering don't REQUIRE religion (see your examples) but history demonstrates time and again religion is a frequent catalyst.


There was a new proselytizing going on in those nations. They don't bother you though, because they were shouting and preaching your ideals.
 
2013-04-19 12:52:52 PM  
Regarding the asshole senator from Arkansas, his bosses in the Senate are:   @Sen_Lamoureux and @eddiejoe4senate

I'd let them know what you think about Mr. Bell's asinine comments.
 
2013-04-19 12:52:56 PM  
555 Mt Auburn has a suspicious LADDER!
 
2013-04-19 12:53:56 PM  

muck4doo: They don't bother you though, because they were shouting and preaching your ideals.


You presume to know much about my ideals.
 
2013-04-19 12:55:17 PM  

Egoy3k: ninotchka: Myria: Sadly, the bombers are Muslims.  Cue another round of Islam-bashing by the American far right.  They'll mostly avoid talking about one of their own trying to commit murder-by-mail, of course.

The uncle seems like a decent person who is really pissed off right now by his nephews and the media.

Try marrying into a Muslim family. Live in a Muslim neighborhood. I have. I do not trust most of them ESPECIALLY Salafis. I am a whore Christian anyways in their eyes. My in-laws call me a dog and a prostitute. They ignore my kids because they are "half-breeds". SOmetimes I wish I never studied Russian because I would rather be ignorant and think Muslims are so peaceful except for a few crazies. I so wish I could go back to ignorance.

Why wouldn't you stand up for yourself? I'm an atheist living in sin with a Mormon girl. They tried just once to give me a hard time and after I had said my piece and walked out of their 'family' gathering my common law wife said her bit and walked out right behind me. They may not like me but they damn well respect me and quite a few of them had privately congratulated me. It turns out that they weren't such a united front after all. It just took one person to call them on their bullshiat.


Mormons aren't Muslims, for starters. Pardon my theorizing, but as an atheist, I don't think you really appreciate that the superficial similarities between religions don't remotely approach the different reality inherent in each, particularly when they are fresh from the old world. Were ninotchka to do something like that, her situation would become worse, not better.

My sympathies, ninotchka. One of my cousins went ahead and married a Muslim. The wedding was done Islamic style. We, her Catholic relatives, were obliged to listen to an offensive parable about a man looking to marry off his daughter. The part that stuck out was that the man openly stated that "if you want to marry for wealth, marry her to a Jew. If you want to marry her for beauty, marry her to a Christian. But if you want to marry her to to virtue, marry her to a Muslim."

So, in their eyes, all we're good for is looking pretty. Didn't take me long to walk out.

/farking wedding started two hours late
//Muslims and Catholics were segregated
///it rained on her wedding day
 
2013-04-19 12:57:07 PM  
NEW SCANNER FEED FOR THOSE WHOSE AREN'T WORKING.

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2013-04-19 12:57:35 PM  

Yomoxu: Egoy3k: ninotchka: Myria: Sadly, the bombers are Muslims.  Cue another round of Islam-bashing by the American far right.  They'll mostly avoid talking about one of their own trying to commit murder-by-mail, of course.

The uncle seems like a decent person who is really pissed off right now by his nephews and the media.

Try marrying into a Muslim family. Live in a Muslim neighborhood. I have. I do not trust most of them ESPECIALLY Salafis. I am a whore Christian anyways in their eyes. My in-laws call me a dog and a prostitute. They ignore my kids because they are "half-breeds". SOmetimes I wish I never studied Russian because I would rather be ignorant and think Muslims are so peaceful except for a few crazies. I so wish I could go back to ignorance.

Why wouldn't you stand up for yourself? I'm an atheist living in sin with a Mormon girl. They tried just once to give me a hard time and after I had said my piece and walked out of their 'family' gathering my common law wife said her bit and walked out right behind me. They may not like me but they damn well respect me and quite a few of them had privately congratulated me. It turns out that they weren't such a united front after all. It just took one person to call them on their bullshiat.

Mormons aren't Muslims, for starters. Pardon my theorizing, but as an atheist, I don't think you really appreciate that the superficial similarities between religions don't remotely approach the different reality inherent in each, particularly when they are fresh from the old world. Were ninotchka to do something like that, her situation would become worse, not better.

My sympathies, ninotchka. One of my cousins went ahead and married a Muslim. The wedding was done Islamic style. We, her Catholic relatives, were obliged to listen to an offensive parable about a man looking to marry off his daughter. The part that stuck out was that the man openly stated that "if you want to marry for wealth, marry her to a Jew. If you want to marr ...


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2013-04-19 12:57:36 PM  

Yomoxu: Egoy3k: ninotchka: Myria: Sadly, the bombers are Muslims.  Cue another round of Islam-bashing by the American far right.  They'll mostly avoid talking about one of their own trying to commit murder-by-mail, of course.

The uncle seems like a decent person who is really pissed off right now by his nephews and the media.

Try marrying into a Muslim family. Live in a Muslim neighborhood. I have. I do not trust most of them ESPECIALLY Salafis. I am a whore Christian anyways in their eyes. My in-laws call me a dog and a prostitute. They ignore my kids because they are "half-breeds". SOmetimes I wish I never studied Russian because I would rather be ignorant and think Muslims are so peaceful except for a few crazies. I so wish I could go back to ignorance.

Why wouldn't you stand up for yourself? I'm an atheist living in sin with a Mormon girl. They tried just once to give me a hard time and after I had said my piece and walked out of their 'family' gathering my common law wife said her bit and walked out right behind me. They may not like me but they damn well respect me and quite a few of them had privately congratulated me. It turns out that they weren't such a united front after all. It just took one person to call them on their bullshiat.

Mormons aren't Muslims, for starters. Pardon my theorizing, but as an atheist, I don't think you really appreciate that the superficial similarities between religions don't remotely approach the different reality inherent in each, particularly when they are fresh from the old world. Were ninotchka to do something like that, her situation would become worse, not better.

My sympathies, ninotchka. One of my cousins went ahead and married a Muslim. The wedding was done Islamic style. We, her Catholic relatives, were obliged to listen to an offensive parable about a man looking to marry off his daughter. The part that stuck out was that the man openly stated that "if you want to marry for wealth, marry her to a Jew. If you want to marr ...


Yikes, that must be some very awkward family gatherings now...
 
2013-04-19 12:59:05 PM  
Some chatter about a mom saying daughter texting her that man is holding her at gunpoint.  No idea where or if related to bomber.
 
2013-04-19 12:59:43 PM  

Random Name Generator: Suspect #2's Twitter Account (confirmed by two classmates of his)


Anyone who wants to call this an foreign act of terrorism needs to read this. This kid quotes Rent. When was the last time a foreign terrorist used the word, "homie?" He as American as Clint Eastwood.
 
2013-04-19 01:00:12 PM  

soup: I mean using AOL in this day and age is pretty dumb, but saying those users deserve to die? That's pretty harsh.


After working a job in tech support and dealing with many AOL users, yes they deserve to die.
 
2013-04-19 01:03:24 PM  

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Compliments of Anonymous

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Holy shiat there are almost 70,000 people on that link right now.
 
2013-04-19 01:04:14 PM  

Publikwerks: 555 Mt Auburn has a suspicious LADDER!


And delicious falafel and schwarma! LEO lunch break.
 
2013-04-19 01:04:44 PM  

mekki: Random Name Generator: Suspect #2's Twitter Account (confirmed by two classmates of his)

Anyone who wants to call this an foreign act of terrorism needs to read this. This kid quotes Rent. When was the last time a foreign terrorist used the word, "homie?" He as American as Clint Eastwood.


I'm surprised the authorities weren't on to him sooner.
 
2013-04-19 01:06:20 PM  

Yomoxu: Mormons aren't Muslims, for starters. Pardon my theorizing, but as an atheist, I don't think you really appreciate that the superficial similarities between religions don't remotely approach the different reality inherent in each, particularly when they are fresh from the old world. Were ninotchka to do something like that, her situation would become worse, not better.

My sympathies, ninotchka. One of my cousins went ahead and married a Muslim. The wedding was done Islamic style. We, her Catholic relatives, were obliged to listen to an offensive parable about a man looking to marry off his daughter. The part that stuck out was that the man openly stated that "if you want to marry for wealth, marry her to a Jew. If you want to marry her for beauty, marry her to a Christian. But if you want to marry her to to virtue, marry her to a Muslim."

So, in their eyes, all we're good for is looking pretty. Didn't take me long to walk out.

/farking wedding started two hours late
//Muslims and Catholics were segregated
///it rained on her wedding day


Bullshiat. Some of the most decent people I know are Muslim. Clearly she thinks her partner is a pretty decent person otherwise why get married? If her partner is backing her up then nothing worse than severing all ties to the assholes can be a result of a confrontation. If her partner isn't backing her up then they shouldn't be together and she should remove herself from the situation.  I'm a very liberal and open minded person but you can't claim cultural differences give anyone a free pass to uncivilized behavior.

I wouldn't let anyone talk to me like that and I sure as hell wouldn't allow them to speak to my wife like that. If your wife or husband is willing to allow their family to act in an uncivilized manner towards you then they don't deserve your love.

Adult who are afraid of their parents are pathetic.
 
2013-04-19 01:06:47 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: vygramul: KarmicDisaster: vygramul: "...can only be described as a suicide vest. Or whatever." - Wolf Blitzer

I thought that they took Wolf into custody yesterday for crimes against journalism. Is he out on bail?

RoR.

Are you sure he has his own recognizance?


I thought he was an asian guy that got amused.
 
2013-04-19 01:10:43 PM  

groppet: brandent: the lord god: The uncle rocks. Because they are losers!!!

The live press conference  that he just gave in front of his house was very good .  I was glad he spoke.  The questions were moronic.

I was waiting for a "What did you have for breakfast" or "How do you think Bieber/Gaga/Lohan will react to this?" type questions.


"Who are you wearing?"
 
2013-04-19 01:12:04 PM  
Line change!

...this would be a better line if I actually knew the names of anyone on the Bruins. Or anyone in the NHL aside from Crosby and Ovechkin.
 
2013-04-19 01:12:24 PM  

give me doughnuts: groppet: brandent: the lord god: The uncle rocks. Because they are losers!!!

The live press conference  that he just gave in front of his house was very good .  I was glad he spoke.  The questions were moronic.

I was waiting for a "What did you have for breakfast" or "How do you think Bieber/Gaga/Lohan will react to this?" type questions.

"Who are you wearing?"


khakees?

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2013-04-19 01:14:07 PM  

muck4doo: Someone posted last thread that the older brother has a baby. Saw this movie "Inheritance" on Netflix not long ago. The poor kid is going to grow up with that same guilt. Movie is a documentary about Amon Goeth's duaghter, who didn't really know who her father was till her teens. For those that don't know he was that evil bastard in Schindler's List. She met with the real Helen from Schindler's List, and was just overcome with guilt, but still trying to make out that maybe her father wasn't such a bad guy. This baby s also going to have to live with that.


That was one powerful documentary. The way the real Helen told her story of her interactions with goeth and all she saw was enough to make you tear up.
 
2013-04-19 01:14:31 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: the lord god: If you think its only the far right you are very wrong. Lots of us are sick of their shiat.

If you think Islam is the source of the problem, you are likely on the American far-right.


Definitely not a member of the far right, but I do believe a lot of problems related to Islam are because unlike the crazy Christians, most Islamic folk are still operating on their version of the old testament.
 
2013-04-19 01:24:19 PM  
I dunno, subby.  You're the one who submitted a Huff Post article.
 
2013-04-19 01:35:16 PM  
ninotchka:
Try marrying into a Muslim family. Live in a Muslim neighborhood. I have. I do not trust most of them ESPECIALLY Salafis. I am a whore Christian anyways in their eyes. My in-laws call me a dog and a prostitute. They ignore my kids because they are "half-breeds". SOmetimes I wish I never studied Russian because I would rather be ignorant and think Muslims are so peaceful except for a few crazies. I so wish I could go back to ignorance.

So... sorry?

/Чо же с тобою?
 
2013-04-19 01:35:46 PM  

trotsky: Of course, even as the second brother is on the run and Boston is locked down and everybody is sending whatever good thoughts they have to the city, some conservative loudmouth has to farking politicize the whole thing into the gun debate.

Jesus Christ, fark you, you Arkansas asshole. Take your AR and shove it straight up your stupid ass.


Jay mohr? Oh yeah he was using this to call for a repeal of the 2nd amendment. Seriously.
 
2013-04-19 01:41:00 PM  

Begoggle: The uncle is refreshingly honest, unlike the father who calls his son an "angel".


Don't get ahead of yourself. We've got one coming out now.

The aunt of the two suspects in the Boston bombings says she doesn't believe they were involved in the crime and says the FBI has no evidence other than pictures of the two young men walking on street near the finish line.

Maret Tsarnaeva (Aunt) - "My nephews cannot be part of this terrible, horrible act that was committed in the streets of Boston," she said.
"I know these two nephews - smart boys, good boys - they have no motive for that. They have no ideas to be going to this kind of act. It's just not the case, it cannot be true."

http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/story/2013/04/19/pol-boston-marathon-bo mb ings-aunt-toronto.html
 
2013-04-19 01:52:03 PM