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2013-04-19 11:46:56 AM
I kinda liked him.  Asked the surviving bomber to turn himself in and beg forgiveness from the victims and their families.  Very raw guy.
 
2013-04-19 11:47:38 AM
not banned? nice
 
2013-04-19 11:48:00 AM
Four robot gang bang.
 
2013-04-19 11:48:11 AM
That press conference was a complete clusterfark.
 
2013-04-19 11:48:20 AM
The uncle rocks. Because they are losers!!!
 
2013-04-19 11:48:21 AM
New thread = more badges
 
2013-04-19 11:48:22 AM
The uncle is refreshingly honest, unlike the father who calls his son an "angel".
 
2013-04-19 11:48:24 AM
Harsh, but fair.
 
2013-04-19 11:48:26 AM
4 robot gang bqang
 
2013-04-19 11:48:29 AM
Uncle sounds like me. He has made his family tree a bonzai tree. In my case not because they are terrorists, but too many of them are cholos
 
2013-04-19 11:48:30 AM
GET IN HERE /B/

Oh wait.. Wrong mass thread starting forum
 
2013-04-19 11:48:38 AM
This might be the only thing cbs has failed on, their feed died during the uncle interview. S'ok, cause they had the first one around noon.
 
2013-04-19 11:48:39 AM
Russians are always amusing to listen to
 
2013-04-19 11:48:45 AM
I mean using AOL in this day and age is pretty dumb, but saying those users deserve to die? That's pretty harsh.
 
2013-04-19 11:49:08 AM
bestuff.com
"Yeah they deserve to die, and I hope they burn in hell!"
 
2013-04-19 11:49:09 AM
Aaaand Muslims. Goddammit.
 
2013-04-19 11:49:34 AM
Timeline

- At 5:10 p.m. Thursday, investigators of the bombings release photographs and video of two suspects. They ask for the public's help in identifying the men.

- Around 10:20 p.m., shots are fired on the campus of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology in Cambridge, just outside Boston.

- At 10:30 p.m., an MIT campus police officer who was responding to a disturbance is found shot multiple times in his vehicle, apparently in a confrontation with the Boston Marathon bombing suspects. He is later pronounced dead.

- Shortly afterward, two armed men reportedly carjack a Mercedes SUV in Cambridge. A man who was in the vehicle is held for about a half hour and then released unharmed at a gas station on Memorial Drive in Cambridge.

- Police soon pursue the carjacked vehicle in Watertown, just west of Cambridge.

- Some kind of explosive devices are thrown from the vehicle in an apparent attempt to stop police. The carjackers and police exchange gunfire. A transit police officer is seriously injured. One suspect, later identified as Suspect No. 1 in the marathon bombings, is critically injured and later pronounced dead.

- Authorities launch a manhunt for the other suspect.

- Around 1 a.m. Friday, gunshots and explosions are heard in Watertown. Dozens of police officers and FBI agents converge on a Watertown neighborhood. A helicopter circles overhead.

- Around 4:30 a.m., Massachusetts state and Boston police hold a short outdoor news briefing. They tell people living in that section of eastern Watertown to stay in their homes. They identify the carjackers as the same men suspected in the marathon bombings. Overnight, police also release a photograph of a man believed to be Suspect No. 2, apparently taken from store video earlier in the evening at a 7-Eleven convenience store in Cambridge. He is wearing a gray hoodie-style sweatshirt.

- Around 5:50 a.m. authorities urge residents in Watertown, Newton, Waltham, Belmont, Cambridge, Arlington and the Allston-Brighton neighborhoods of Boston to stay indoors. All mass transit is shut down.

- Around 6:35 a.m., The Associated Press reports that the bomb suspects are from a Russian region near Chechnya and lived in the United States for at least a year.

- Around 6:45 a.m., The Associated Press identifies the surviving Boston bomb suspect as Dzhokhar A. Tsarnaev, 19, who has been living in Cambridge.

- Around 8 a.m., Boston's police commissioner says all of Boston must stay in their homes as the search for the surviving suspect in the bombings continues.

- Around 8:40 a.m., a U.S. law enforcement official and the uncle of the suspects confirm that the name of the slain suspect is Tamerlan Tsarnaev, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev's older brother.

- Around 10:20 a.m., Connecticut State Police say a gray Honda CRV believed to be linked to Dzhokhar Tsarnaev has been recovered in Boston.

- Around 10:35 a.m., the University Of Massachusetts Dartmouth says it has closed its campus and orderd an evacuation after confirming that missing marathon bombings suspect Dzhokhar Tsarnaev is registered there. The school says it closed the campus "out of an abundance of caution" as the search continued.
 
2013-04-19 11:49:40 AM
I'm glad we finally got a new thread; Drew should start capping them at say 2000 posts.
 
2013-04-19 11:49:44 AM

cameroncrazy1984: Aaaand Muslims. Goddammit.


But they're white.
 
2013-04-19 11:49:46 AM
Or at least the older brother is.
 
2013-04-19 11:49:48 AM

soup: I mean using AOL in this day and age is pretty dumb, but saying those users deserve to die? That's pretty harsh.


They're terrorists!

VERY VERY out of date terrorists!
 
2013-04-19 11:49:50 AM

BigNumber12: That press conference was a complete clusterfark.


Yup. He would answer a question or say a general statement and a reporter would then ask something that was already answered.
 
2013-04-19 11:49:51 AM
Finally, a thread which won't destroy my browser.
 
2013-04-19 11:50:09 AM
What did he mean when he said, "Islam has always been there"?  Kinda confused by that statement
 
2013-04-19 11:50:24 AM
FIVE! FIVE THREADS! AH AH AH!
 
2013-04-19 11:50:31 AM
So many news flashes, so many times I've had to apologize for the mobile device blurting out "squirrel with big nuts".
 
2013-04-19 11:50:43 AM
So whats going on at Boylston? The scanner makes it sound like they are searching with robots there?
 
2013-04-19 11:50:45 AM
There's already been stories about a dude wrongfully strip-searched, entire towns "locked down" etc.
Now looking at the picture on the first page......some police get to dress and up and soldier.
This is gonna end well.
 
2013-04-19 11:50:51 AM

blackdawn: BigNumber12: That press conference was a complete clusterfark.

Yup. He would answer a question or say a general statement and a reporter would then ask something that was already answered.


He also killed off OVER 9000 conspiracy theories in one epic shot
 
2013-04-19 11:50:53 AM

BigNumber12: That press conference was a complete clusterfark.


Yeah - not nearly enough helicopters.
 
mjg
2013-04-19 11:51:03 AM
Rational coverage on Boston from Al Jazeera.
http://www.aljazeera.com/watch_now/
 
2013-04-19 11:51:06 AM

AntonChigger: What did he mean when he said, "Islam has always been there"?  Kinda confused by that statement


He's isolated from "Real Americans" and so Islam is his only crutch.
 
2013-04-19 11:51:19 AM
The Uncle rocked.  "They bring shame upon my family". That was a nice touch.
 
2013-04-19 11:51:24 AM
I freakin' love that guy.
 
2013-04-19 11:51:38 AM
So, the US invades Chechnya? Or will the US give lots of military aid to the Russians to do that for them?
 
2013-04-19 11:51:46 AM

cameroncrazy1984: Aaaand Muslims. Goddammit.


I don't like it either, but it is reality.
 
2013-04-19 11:51:55 AM

Coco LaFemme: I'm glad we finally got a new thread; Drew should start capping them at say 2000 posts.


But they haven't closed the old one.
 
2013-04-19 11:51:56 AM
the older brother whined that he had "no american friends" and that he didn't "get" americans, or some such shiat. the younger brother, on the other hand, seems like he had a lot of friends and was apparently a "sweet kid." sounds like the older brother conned his younger bro into doing this. either way, i hope the kid comes to his senses and turns himself in.
 
2013-04-19 11:51:59 AM
Reporter: "Why did they do this?"
Uncle: "Because they are losers"

Awesome.
 
2013-04-19 11:52:01 AM

cameroncrazy1984: AntonChigger: What did he mean when he said, "Islam has always been there"?  Kinda confused by that statement

He's isolated from "Real Americans" and so Islam is his only crutch.


Aah ok, that makes sense thanks
 
2013-04-19 11:52:04 AM
"No word yet if the Uncle wants to make them 'humble in old country way'"

"I think the WWE has found their new writer Monsoon."
 
2013-04-19 11:52:17 AM
 
2013-04-19 11:52:40 AM

Begoggle: The uncle is refreshingly honest, unlike the father who calls his son an "angel".


He meant "Hell's Angel."
 
2013-04-19 11:52:41 AM

CygnusDarius: So, the US invades Chechnya? Or will the US give lots of military aid to the Russians to do that for them?


well, if prior incidents are an example, then we'll invade iran.
 
2013-04-19 11:52:44 AM
media.spokesman.com

Five.  Five threads.
 
2013-04-19 11:52:48 AM
I'm actually depressed on their side of the family, though. I mean, the perpetrators, yeah, they had it coming, but the relatives? They're gonna have to live with the fact that their rotten apple in the family resulted in the fear of many.
 
2013-04-19 11:52:49 AM

FlashHarry: the older brother whined that he had "no american friends" and that he didn't "get" americans, or some such shiat. the younger brother, on the other hand, seems like he had a lot of friends and was apparently a "sweet kid." sounds like the older brother conned his younger bro into doing this. either way, i hope the kid comes to his senses and turns himself in.


That's 100% what this sounds like.
 
2013-04-19 11:52:53 AM

CygnusDarius: So, the US invades Chechnya? Or will the US give lots of military aid to the Russians to do that for them?


russia bombs chechnya all the time.
 
2013-04-19 11:52:59 AM

cameroncrazy1984: Aaaand Muslims. Goddammit.


Oh relax. Locals were already beating up on any sufficiently brown people yesterday. Its not like that would have changed if the perpetrator was Zoroastrian.
 
2013-04-19 11:53:13 AM
Well, THIS is one hell of a way to spend my birthday. :/
 
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