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2013-04-19 10:12:48 AM
I don't get how he got a show, he's just so freaking dumb and uninteresting. I'd rather watch Michael Phelps take a tour of Amsterdam trying all the craziest weed.
 
2013-04-19 10:22:39 AM
Be a douchebag probably.   What else?
 
2013-04-19 11:03:37 AM
This guy is the most amazingly dull and stupid person to ever put in front of a microphone, let alone a camera.
 
2013-04-19 11:30:40 AM
Anything for money, apparently.
 
2013-04-19 11:44:20 AM
Change his last name to something that doesn't look like pig latin?
 
2013-04-19 11:54:51 AM
Yeah...I saw an ad for this show and all I could think was, "Why the hell is this a thing?".
 
2013-04-19 11:59:19 AM

scottydoesntknow: I don't get how he got a show, he's just so freaking dumb and uninteresting. I'd rather watch Michael Phelps  anyone take a tour of Amsterdam trying all the craziest weed.



/Cantelope from "The Green House" was my favorite
//csb
 
2013-04-19 12:11:46 PM
I bet he'd lick an ass or two....
 
2013-04-19 12:15:08 PM
30 Rock nailed it when oneof the characters pointed out that she wasn't dating Lochte, that he was just her "sex idiot."
 
2013-04-19 12:18:25 PM
Who?
 
2013-04-19 12:25:12 PM

fustanella: Who?


He's the guy that will forever live in Michael Phelps' shadow
 
2013-04-19 12:32:20 PM
You know, I remember early on in the Olympics when Lochte was beating Phelps and I didn't understand why all of the media were talking to Phelps and ignoring the guy.

Then I heard him speak.
 
2013-04-19 12:32:36 PM

monoski: Anything for money, apparently.


But he won't do that.
 
2013-04-19 12:33:41 PM
not math?
 
2013-04-19 01:12:39 PM
Aside from ending every statement with a guttural "Jeah!", you mean?
 
2013-04-19 01:26:20 PM
I don't know, but the only grill I'd like to see on his teeth is attached to a Mack truck.
 
2013-04-19 02:04:36 PM
Love him or hate him, you've got to admit that you hate him.
 
2013-04-19 03:21:00 PM
Who would give that stump a show?

Oh.  Those guys...

Never mind.
 
2013-04-19 03:31:04 PM
Bless his heart.
 
2013-04-19 03:33:09 PM

scottydoesntknow: Michael Phelps take a tour of Amsterdam trying all the craziest weed


That actually sounds like an interesting show.  I would watch that.
 
2013-04-19 03:53:30 PM
He's Britney Spears circa 1999-2000. I'll admit that I never got why guys were going nuts over Spears. Now I see it. As 30 Rock (and someone up-thread) put it, he's a sex idiot. A sweet, meaning-no-harm-to-anyone sex idiot.
 
2013-04-19 04:33:25 PM
If they ever remake the TV show "Life Goes On", he can play Corky.
 
2013-04-19 07:07:18 PM
What is a Ryan Lochte and why am I supposed to care about it?
 
2013-04-19 07:10:35 PM

AeAe: scottydoesntknow: Michael Phelps take a tour of Amsterdam trying all the craziest weed

That actually sounds like an interesting show.  I would watch that.


+1 me too
 
2013-04-19 08:52:09 PM
Isn't he the one that likes his sister enough to let her sit on his lap?
 
2013-04-19 10:05:36 PM
The real question is:

www.geektees.com
 
2013-04-19 11:21:52 PM
blog.zap2it.com

It's so weird being dry!

/Watch "Goon" on NBC
//eat Fo Od.
 
2013-04-19 11:48:18 PM
He's pretty notorious for hanging out in the Gainesville bars where he can pick up drunk coeds. There is no way he's actually looking for love in those places. Not when the only people who hang out there are either girls who are too young for him or alcoholic law students, who would bang him but only as a sex idiot.
 
2013-04-20 01:30:38 AM
Epic dullard. More to tune out.
 
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