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(Opposing Views)   The Second Amendment guarantees every American the right to an acceptable amount of chicken wings   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, chicken wings, concealed handgun, guarantees  
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7727 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Apr 2013 at 12:30 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-04-19 10:39:12 AM  
5 votes:
"I guess in this area, people don't play about their food," said Courtney Marable.

Tonya McGraw said that the Hart's actions were "crazy," but that they might lead to more emphasis being placed on customer service.

"Next time they better get them wings right," she said

Is this from The Onion?
2013-04-19 10:10:51 AM  
5 votes:
"Put them in a bag!  And make sure they're all right wings, don't want no terrorist coddling, anti-gun lefties"
2013-04-19 01:04:38 PM  
2 votes:
2013-04-19 01:01:40 PM  
2 votes:
2013-04-19 12:38:19 PM  
2 votes:

Antonius Hart Sr. and Antonius Hart Jr. left Pirtle's Chicken without realizing that their wings were missing. They then drove back to the restaurant and demanded extra chicken because they had been forced to make a return trip.


pic is borrowed
2013-04-19 02:58:07 PM  
1 vote:
For those of you wondering how it would be possible to "pull out" an AK, I believe this altercation took place at the drive-thru.

susler: OTOH, I have never had to identify a firearm nor would I even try beyond handgun, long gun and color.

BUT,  I can tell a '59 Chevy Impala from a '60 at a glance.

And I can tell a '57 Les Paul from a '58. And east is east, and west is west, and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, it tastes much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
2013-04-19 02:26:27 PM  
1 vote:
59 from a 60
2013-04-19 02:09:50 PM  
1 vote:
2013-04-19 01:15:52 PM  
1 vote:

Diogenes: The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with Bleu Cheese.

You can take my Stilton from my cold dead hands!
2013-04-19 12:53:50 PM  
1 vote:
The  feces don't fall very far from the rectum.
2013-04-19 12:51:53 PM  
1 vote:
Holy funnoli, the oxygen is leaving my brain!
2013-04-19 12:46:08 PM  
1 vote:
>Scott Dantley: Left-wing terrorists fire-bombed our 26th Mr. Chicken franchise just yesterday.
>Pete Helmes: The Marxists are denying the people of Latin America their right to eat Mr. Chicken. And, they're denying Mr. Chicken his human right to franchise and make a profit.
>Scott Dantley: Well, I sure as hell don't want some made-in-Moscow Mr. Cabbage Roll shoved down my throat against my will.
>Bob Nixon: Absolutely. Those peasants deserve the dignity and human right to eat Mr. Chicken when and where they please.
>Pete Helmes: And Jack, when that right is threatened in the Western Hemisphere, it becomes a national security issue for the United States of America. We're talking of the very survival of the entire concept of internationally franchised chicken, Jack! You've got work to do.
2013-04-19 12:37:18 PM  
1 vote:
2013-04-19 11:06:59 AM  
1 vote:
I'm pretty sure it was pronounced "wangs".
2013-04-19 10:12:37 AM  
1 vote:
The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with Bleu Cheese.
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