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(Opposing Views)   The Second Amendment guarantees every American the right to an acceptable amount of chicken wings   ( divider line
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7727 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Apr 2013 at 12:30 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-04-19 10:39:12 AM  
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"I guess in this area, people don't play about their food," said Courtney Marable.

Tonya McGraw said that the Hart's actions were "crazy," but that they might lead to more emphasis being placed on customer service.

"Next time they better get them wings right," she said

Is this from The Onion?
2013-04-19 02:34:22 PM  
1 vote:

berylman: The photo of the sign for Pirtle's chicken was remarkably helpful in reconstructing what kind of place this sort of thing could happen in.

/"It's down home delicious!"

Spoken like someone who's never eaten Pirtle's.

Listen: Pirtle's is outstanding chicken in a city known for its outstanding chicken.

Worth pulling out your AK-47 over?  Yeah, and then some.
2013-04-19 01:09:43 PM  
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ladyfortuna: How the hell does one 'pull out' an AK? They're pretty big, it's not like you can stick it in your pocket or down your pants. Only way I could see that is to have it slung over a shoulder and a trench coat over it...

Could be an AK variant "pistol" (short barrel, no stock at all)  or a top or under-folder, it could be hidden under a trench coat, but I doubt it that was the case.

Even the AK74SU is too big to really "pull out" in the sense you're talking about. My guess is that the journalist forgot to look in his thesaurus for the word "brandish."
2013-04-19 01:04:38 PM  
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2013-04-19 01:01:40 PM  
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2013-04-19 12:51:53 PM  
1 vote:
Holy funnoli, the oxygen is leaving my brain!
2013-04-19 12:47:29 PM  
1 vote:
FTFA: "pointed an AK-47 at a cashier"

I seriously doubt someone pulled a Class-III firearm out to threaten a chicken joint minimum wage worker. Most people who can afford an AK47 probably wouldn't be found A) carrying it around in their car for no good reason and B) at some ghetto chicken joint in Memphis.

Now, if the article said WASR-10 or whatever, I'd be fine with it.
2013-04-19 12:38:19 PM  
1 vote:

Antonius Hart Sr. and Antonius Hart Jr. left Pirtle's Chicken without realizing that their wings were missing. They then drove back to the restaurant and demanded extra chicken because they had been forced to make a return trip.


pic is borrowed
2013-04-19 12:37:18 PM  
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2013-04-19 11:40:04 AM  
1 vote:
Stupid article.  Now I'm hungry for wings.
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