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(Politico)   Noted political strategist Jonathan Papelbon says Obama is coming for your guns. What a Papelboner   (politico.com) divider line 67
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2013-04-19 09:30:40 AM  
he's taken too many balls to the chin.
 
2013-04-19 09:41:49 AM  
So.... Mitch Williams is automatically president?
 
2013-04-19 09:43:44 AM  
"Today's day and age has gotten so crazy. Shoot man, Obama wants to take our guns from us and everything. You got all this stuff going on; it's just a little bit insane for me, man. I'm not sure how to take it."

I see someone has been praying at the temple of Curt Schilling.
 
2013-04-19 09:47:06 AM  
Obama is coming for your Buy more guns
 
2013-04-19 09:50:24 AM  
Not really that surprising. Jonathan Papelbon has always been one subway ride away from being John Rocker.
 
2013-04-19 09:54:27 AM  

I had to look up who he is, and I happened upon this.  Coincidence?  I think not.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-19 09:55:43 AM  
Ok kitten. I'll take your political advice, and you can take my advice about throwing a baseball, mkay?
 
2013-04-19 09:56:43 AM  
Again? Hasn't he already seized our guns like 3 or 4 times now?

Just buy more guns so they can't seize them, just like the guns 'n' ammo industry says you should.
 
2013-04-19 10:08:26 AM  
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

I'm Wayne LaPierre and I approve this paranoia
 
2013-04-19 10:14:08 AM  

Cewley: he's taken too many balls to the chin.


That would be too man balls to the hea....

Oh wait.  I see it!

NTTAW...etc.
 
2013-04-19 10:25:29 AM  

Lionel Mandrake: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 275x183]

I'm Wayne LaPierre and I approve this paranoia


That's Senate Majority Leader LaPierre to you, bub.
 
2013-04-19 10:46:22 AM  
Is there something in the water cooler out in the bullpen at Fenway that turns everyone who ever pitches for the Red Sox into right-wing retards?
 
2013-04-19 11:04:50 AM  
Noted political strategist Jonathan Papelbon says Obama is coming for your guns BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA! What a Papelboner

ftf subby
 
2013-04-19 11:07:46 AM  

Cyberluddite: Is there something in the water cooler out in the bullpen at Fenway that turns everyone who ever pitches for the Red Sox into right-wing retards?


encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

fluoride?
 
2013-04-19 11:09:12 AM  

Lionel Mandrake: Cyberluddite: Is there something in the water cooler out in the bullpen at Fenway that turns everyone who ever pitches for the Red Sox into right-wing retards?

[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 259x194]

fluoride?


Love how he looks just like my pic Papelbon.  I should PS that.
 
2013-04-19 11:10:50 AM  
He's right. Uncle Sam is going to send his jackbooted thugs to your house to confiscate your guns. It'll happen about the same time that inflation reaches Zimbabwean levels.
 
2013-04-19 11:11:28 AM  
Shut up and lose.
 
2013-04-19 11:11:31 AM  
Jonathan Pabelbon - More John Rocker than John Rocker™.
 
2013-04-19 11:12:04 AM  
And just when I thought the Phillies couldn't possibly get any worse.
 
2013-04-19 11:12:54 AM  
Anyone with a name like that simply cannot be taken seriously regarding firearms......
 
2013-04-19 11:13:38 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: And just when I thought the Phillies couldn't possibly get any worse.


I am pretty sure they're not the Miami Marlins.
 
2013-04-19 11:14:25 AM  
Maybe he just found out that PA requires background checks for all gun transfers, and he thinks that includes his pitching arm.
 
2013-04-19 11:15:47 AM  

dragonfire77: Anyone with a name like that simply cannot be taken seriously regarding firearms......


Isn't "Papelbon" The Penguin's real name?
 
2013-04-19 11:19:11 AM  

Diogenes: dragonfire77: Anyone with a name like that simply cannot be taken seriously regarding firearms......

Isn't "Papelbon" The Penguin's real name?


No, it's DeVito.
 
2013-04-19 11:20:40 AM  

coeyagi: Marcus Aurelius: And just when I thought the Phillies couldn't possibly get any worse.

I am pretty sure they're not the Miami Marlins.


The Phils manage to score 6 whole runs in 3 games against the Marlins last week, and 2 of those were in extra innings.

They suck.
 
2013-04-19 11:28:28 AM  

Diogenes: dragonfire77: Anyone with a name like that simply cannot be taken seriously regarding firearms......

Isn't "Papelbon" The Penguin's real name?


Dunno.  Wiki says "Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot"...not a comics fan, so I could be wrong...
 
2013-04-19 11:29:24 AM  
No one likes the Phillies, it's ok
 
2013-04-19 11:29:36 AM  
I wonder if that tin foil gets itchy under his baseball hat?
 
2013-04-19 11:29:47 AM  
He sure is.  That's why a Chechen immigrant was so badly undergunned against the Boston PD.
 
2013-04-19 11:31:46 AM  
"If you see something, say something."

Good for him, he used his relative fame & notoriety to protest the government's continued efforts to attack people who are doing absolutely nothing wrong. More and more folks need to speak up and make their voices heard. Isn't that what this country was founded on? What good is free speech if we don't use it?
 
2013-04-19 11:38:30 AM  

dragonfire77: Diogenes: dragonfire77: Anyone with a name like that simply cannot be taken seriously regarding firearms......

Isn't "Papelbon" The Penguin's real name?

Dunno.  Wiki says "Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot"...not a comics fan, so I could be wrong...


Dude.  Snark.  ;-)
 
2013-04-19 11:42:23 AM  
Every time gun and ammo sales double, dimwits become even more convinced that their guns are being taken away.  Left to their own devices, they would cover the entire planet 10 feet deep in guns and ammo, at which point they would conclude that all of their guns had, in fact, been taken away.
 
2013-04-19 11:45:36 AM  

Lawyers With Nukes: "If you see something, say something."

Good for him, he used his relative fame & notoriety to protest the government's continued efforts to attack people who are doing absolutely nothing wrong. More and more folks need to speak up and make their voices heard. Isn't that what this country was founded on? What good is free speech if we don't use it?


img.photobucket.com

/sry, couldn't resist
 
2013-04-19 11:45:47 AM  

Diogenes: dragonfire77: Diogenes: dragonfire77: Anyone with a name like that simply cannot be taken seriously regarding firearms......

Isn't "Papelbon" The Penguin's real name?

Dunno.  Wiki says "Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot"...not a comics fan, so I could be wrong...

Dude.  Snark.  ;-)


Sorry, my bad...need mooooorrreee ccccoooofffeeeee.....
 
2013-04-19 11:45:49 AM  
Do these guys really believe a bunch of big gray trucks marked "US Government" are going to go door-to-door collecting all the guns?  The whole notion is like something out of a cartoon.
 
2013-04-19 11:46:47 AM  

Lawyers With Nukes: "If you see something, say something."

Good for him, he used his relative fame & notoriety to protest the government's continued efforts to attack people who are doing absolutely nothing wrong. More and more folks need to speak up and make their voices heard. Isn't that what this country was founded on? What good is free speech if we don't use it?


And we've found his catcher
 
2013-04-19 11:47:24 AM  
I must be exhausting, constantly being afraid of everything.
 
2013-04-19 11:49:25 AM  

Marquis de Sod: Lawyers With Nukes: "If you see something, say something."

Good for him, he used his relative fame & notoriety to protest the government's continued efforts to attack people who are doing absolutely nothing wrong. More and more folks need to speak up and make their voices heard. Isn't that what this country was founded on? What good is free speech if we don't use it?

And we've found his catcher


works on several levels. Well crafted, sir
 
2013-04-19 11:50:50 AM  

lemurs: Do these guys really believe a bunch of big gray trucks marked "US Government" are going to go door-to-door collecting all the guns?  The whole notion is like something out of a cartoon.


Of course they do!  But not just big gray trucks, the trucks will come in the dark of night, and Jack Booted Thugs (TM) are going to kick in your door, shoot your dogs, rape your wife and kids, THEN take your guns!  All in the name of History's Greatest Monster!
 
2013-04-19 11:56:10 AM  
Shut up and throw the ball for our amusement.  No one cares about your uneducated and misinformed political views.
 
2013-04-19 11:59:14 AM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: lemurs: Do these guys really believe a bunch of big gray trucks marked "US Government" are going to go door-to-door collecting all the guns?  The whole notion is like something out of a cartoon.

Of course they do!  But not just big gray trucks, the trucks will come in the dark of night, and Jack Booted Thugs (TM) are going to kick in your door, shoot your dogs, rape your wife and kids, THEN take your guns!  All in the name of History's Greatest Monster!


Jack Booted UNION Thugs!
 
2013-04-19 12:00:22 PM  
No, he said Obummer coming on your gums.
 
2013-04-19 12:05:55 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: Of course they do! But not just big gray trucks, the trucks will come in the dark of night, and Jack Booted Thugs (TM) are going to kick in your door, shoot your dogs, rape your wife and kids, THEN take your guns! All in the name of History's Greatest Monster!


And then drive you to the Rainbow Re-education Camps in their big gay trucks.
 
2013-04-19 12:10:08 PM  
I bet rushed to Wal-Mart and cleaned them out of .22lr.

The loudmouths are making responsible gun owners cringe too, BTW.
 
2013-04-19 12:17:40 PM  

Lawyers With Nukes: "If you see something, say something."

Good for him, he used his relative fame & notoriety to protest the government's continued efforts to attack people who are doing absolutely nothing wrong. More and more folks need to speak up and make their voices heard. Isn't that what this country was founded on? What good is free speech if we don't use it?


So you think easily subverted background checks somehow equate to government attacking people?  Wow.
 
2013-04-19 12:19:19 PM  
Just to put something into perspective here.  You may recall that the Red Sox had a bit of a streak where they didn't win the world series.  It was kind of a thing.

ANYWAY, the Sox eventually won a world series and the town was a bit excited about it.  This yahoo got the ball that won the final game (with good reason as he was the person who threw it iirc).

He lost it.

He lost it because he was using it to play fetch with his dog.
 
2013-04-19 12:25:34 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: coeyagi: Marcus Aurelius: And just when I thought the Phillies couldn't possibly get any worse.

I am pretty sure they're not the Miami Marlins.

The Phils manage to score 6 whole runs in 3 games against the Marlins last week, and 2 of those were in extra innings.

They suck.


I never said they don't suck, Captain Relativism-is-Hard.
 
2013-04-19 12:29:53 PM  

Shaggy_C: No one cares about your uneducated and misinformed political views.


...said the guy posting on Fark.
 
2013-04-19 12:30:22 PM  
Johnathan Papelbon just earned himself the honorary title of "FoxNews special contributor" with these comments.
 
2013-04-19 12:37:04 PM  

Shaggy_C: Shut up and throw the ball for our amusement.  No one cares about your uneducated and misinformed political views.


After last year, I don't know how many people want to see the Sox play.

Obviously their GM didn't conduct background checks.

/yes, I know they're in first this year
 
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