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2013-04-19 09:57:25 AM

kwame: Yeah, that's not irony.


I'm going to stop this exchange with this post. I understand that your panties are in a twist, but you do realize that the only reason we're not talking about Boston is you, right? I answered a question asked of me and then left it alone. You keep bringing it up.
 
2013-04-19 09:58:42 AM

Doctor Funkenstein: I love you, Boston Farkers.  You're on lockdown, the police are about to go Terminator on some guy who tried to terrorize your city.  Your reaction: "You gotta get to Gingerbread House in Winchestah!  Those muffins are wicked awesome!"

Terrorists: "I terrorize you!"

Boston: "Fahk you!"

Stay safe and keep on rocking!


As Colbert noted, we were founded by Puritans, a group so tough they had to buckle on their goddamned hats.
 
2013-04-19 09:59:09 AM
According to my sister, UMD's campus is being "evacuated as we speak."  This is just getting retarded now.
 
2013-04-19 09:59:14 AM

what_now: I volunteer Starryeye's house.


LULZ
 
2013-04-19 09:59:14 AM

BloodySaxon: Worcester native here. I went into Boston at 8 this morning. Still plenty of pedestrians on the street, but a huge police presence everywhere. Authorities are very aggressive in keeping people away from certain streets. An officer actually raised a shotgun towards my (government plated) vehicle to warn me away on Dorchester St. I hopped back on the pike and got out around 9, and saw at least a dozen marked and unmarked police vehicles flying towards Boston on the pike while I headed back to Worcester.


If they're resorting to pulling cops from out west the resources in the city now must be insane.
 
2013-04-19 10:00:33 AM
Fox News is saying that there were multiple explosions from inside a home police are surrounding. Any other sources?

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/04/19/gunshots-reported-on-mit-campus /
 
2013-04-19 10:00:34 AM
Boston PD is asking via Twitter for an updated picture of the suspect.  If there are any farkers out there that think they can obtain one please do so.  Your efforts will be appreciated by many a Boston Farker.
 
2013-04-19 10:00:42 AM

what_now: RangerTaylor: Apropos of nothing, that K-9 Flak Vest is adorable.

I know I'm supposed to be afraid of police puppies, but i just want to rub their furry little bellies.


You should only be afraid of Police Dogs if they are ordered to take you down, or you have explosives or drugs or something.

I would definitely not try to rub their bellies when they are in Business Mode, but Police Dogs are as playful and awesome as any others when off-duty.  I used to have some friends that adopted one that had retired (usually, the family of a Police Officer does this, as I understand it.)  A truly phenomenal dog, let me tell you.
 
2013-04-19 10:01:34 AM
HEY you guys better stay safe. That goes for all of you.
 
2013-04-19 10:02:13 AM

ForMadmenOnly: Boston PD is asking via Twitter for an updated picture of the suspect.  If there are any farkers out there that think they can obtain one please do so.  Your efforts will be appreciated by many a Boston Farker.


via the FBI

Link
 
2013-04-19 10:02:24 AM
Bedford is quiet.  HAFB has been unusually quiet, though there are jets going in and out.

Also, Gingerbread Construction Company is the muffin place in winchester.  And yes, they are freaking awesome.
 
2013-04-19 10:02:28 AM

FriarReb98: According to my sister, UMD's campus is being "evacuated as we speak."  This is just getting retarded now.


unless they have credible threat that he planted a bomb there

but yeah, that's kinda stupid. It's an hour drive to UMD from Boston

/hell, it's 45 from Franklin and Franklin is the center of the bloody universe in MA
//can get anywhere good in 30 (Worcester, Providence)
///pretty good in 45 (Boston)
////awesome in an hour (Manchester, cape cod)
 
2013-04-19 10:02:30 AM

moistD: AWalleigh: moistD: bigpete53: kwame: You're concerned about the Boston folks, so you stepped in to talk about a Fark party?

Welcome to Fark.

Hey, I think  Drew should come to Boston and host a party where Bostonians can donate to a charity to help out those injured and celebrate being #BostonStrong with fellow farkers.  Not give into the fear.

Thats the best thing I've heard all morning. If Drew shows up for something like this, I'm in for a Benjamin.

I tweeted that comment to him, hopefully he responds


https://twitter.com/DrewCurtis/status/325247335485550592

Drew is in!  Alright, lets get this going, someone get  Starryeye in here
 
2013-04-19 10:02:40 AM

moistD: bigpete53: kwame: You're concerned about the Boston folks, so you stepped in to talk about a Fark party?

Welcome to Fark.

Hey, I think  Drew should come to Boston and host a party where Bostonians can donate to a charity to help out those injured and celebrate being #BostonStrong with fellow farkers.  Not give into the fear.


Close enough for me.
I would spend money on a hotel room, meals, etc for that.
It's only a 5 hour drive.
 
2013-04-19 10:02:54 AM

Olthoi: BloodySaxon: Worcester native here. I went into Boston at 8 this morning. Still plenty of pedestrians on the street, but a huge police presence everywhere. Authorities are very aggressive in keeping people away from certain streets. An officer actually raised a shotgun towards my (government plated) vehicle to warn me away on Dorchester St. I hopped back on the pike and got out around 9, and saw at least a dozen marked and unmarked police vehicles flying towards Boston on the pike while I headed back to Worcester.

If they're resorting to pulling cops from out west the resources in the city now must be insane.


Just hoping this isn't a Die Hard trick, with the real badness going down while the cops are distracted.

/I watch too many movies
//This shiat is as crazy as the movies
 
2013-04-19 10:03:06 AM

what_now: moistD: bigpete53: kwame: You're concerned about the Boston folks, so you stepped in to talk about a Fark party?

Welcome to Fark.

Hey, I think  Drew should come to Boston and host a party where Bostonians can donate to a charity to help out those injured and celebrate being #BostonStrong with fellow farkers.  Not give into the fear.

I volunteer Starryeye's house.


Only if you bring the sluts and guacamole.
 
2013-04-19 10:03:42 AM

FriarReb98: According to my sister, UMD's campus is being "evacuated as we speak."  This is just getting retarded now.


confirmed, they're evacuating everyone now
 
2013-04-19 10:03:45 AM

Starryeyes: Only if you bring the sluts and guacamole.


I see my intel on the current status of the interior of your home is incorrect.
 
2013-04-19 10:04:49 AM
Olthoi:.

If they're resorting to pulling cops from out west the resources in the city now must be insane.


Gov center yesterday and the day before was already insane, FBI, ATF, staties, federal marshalls, bomb dogs. I didn't think they even had any more law enforcement agencies to bring in!
 
2013-04-19 10:04:58 AM

Starryeyes: what_now: moistD: bigpete53: kwame: You're concerned about the Boston folks, so you stepped in to talk about a Fark party?

Welcome to Fark.

Hey, I think  Drew should come to Boston and host a party where Bostonians can donate to a charity to help out those injured and celebrate being #BostonStrong with fellow farkers.  Not give into the fear.

I volunteer Starryeye's house.

Only if you bring the sluts and guacamole.


Is the guacamole for the sluts?
 
2013-04-19 10:05:09 AM
Rumor from home: apparently these guys were spotted at a Trucchi's in New Bedford buying tons of bleach on Tuesday.

Whisky, tango, muthafarkin foxtrot.
 
2013-04-19 10:06:05 AM

Starryeyes: Only if you bring the sluts and guacamole.


Sluts and guacamole sounds like a delightful combination.
 
2013-04-19 10:07:08 AM
I don't know anything about Boston, but CBS there just showed video of a Cambridge Bomb Squad truck racing to a location. Stay safe everyone.
 
2013-04-19 10:07:17 AM

Starryeyes: what_now: moistD: bigpete53: kwame: You're concerned about the Boston folks, so you stepped in to talk about a Fark party?

Welcome to Fark.

Hey, I think  Drew should come to Boston and host a party where Bostonians can donate to a charity to help out those injured and celebrate being #BostonStrong with fellow farkers.  Not give into the fear.

I volunteer Starryeye's house.

Only if you bring the sluts and guacamole.


As a slut, if I come, do I have to have guacamole?
 
2013-04-19 10:07:18 AM

WTF Indeed: Starryeyes: what_now: moistD: bigpete53: kwame: You're concerned about the Boston folks, so you stepped in to talk about a Fark party?

Welcome to Fark.

Hey, I think  Drew should come to Boston and host a party where Bostonians can donate to a charity to help out those injured and celebrate being #BostonStrong with fellow farkers.  Not give into the fear.

I volunteer Starryeye's house.

Only if you bring the sluts and guacamole.

Is the guacamole for the sluts?


Guacamole wrestling?

/Ew
 
2013-04-19 10:08:03 AM

ami5000: Starryeyes: what_now: moistD: bigpete53: kwame: You're concerned about the Boston folks, so you stepped in to talk about a Fark party?

Welcome to Fark.

Hey, I think  Drew should come to Boston and host a party where Bostonians can donate to a charity to help out those injured and celebrate being #BostonStrong with fellow farkers.  Not give into the fear.

I volunteer Starryeye's house.

Only if you bring the sluts and guacamole.

As a slut, if I come, do I have to have guacamole?


Hehehehehehehe

/Alternatively--"if?"
 
2013-04-19 10:08:25 AM
Paging rwfan, rwfan to the Boston locals thread. You OK?
 
2013-04-19 10:08:45 AM

RangerTaylor: WTF Indeed: Starryeyes: what_now: moistD: bigpete53: kwame: You're concerned about the Boston folks, so you stepped in to talk about a Fark party?

Welcome to Fark.

Hey, I think  Drew should come to Boston and host a party where Bostonians can donate to a charity to help out those injured and celebrate being #BostonStrong with fellow farkers.  Not give into the fear.

I volunteer Starryeye's house.

Only if you bring the sluts and guacamole.

Is the guacamole for the sluts?

Guacamole wrestling?

/Ew


its okay, Guacamole is good fat
 
2013-04-19 10:10:18 AM
Now I hear a helicopter in Belmont
 
2013-04-19 10:10:25 AM
My friend is at the epicenter of the manhunt, at Hazel and Dexter in Watertown, posting a lots of updates. A ton of officers are gathered around a neighbor's house, pointing guns at it. A mom and a little girl live there, according to my friend.
 
2013-04-19 10:10:35 AM

moistD: RangerTaylor: WTF Indeed: Starryeyes: what_now: moistD: bigpete53: kwame: You're concerned about the Boston folks, so you stepped in to talk about a Fark party?

Welcome to Fark.

Hey, I think  Drew should come to Boston and host a party where Bostonians can donate to a charity to help out those injured and celebrate being #BostonStrong with fellow farkers.  Not give into the fear.

I volunteer Starryeye's house.

Only if you bring the sluts and guacamole.

Is the guacamole for the sluts?

Guacamole wrestling?

/Ew

its okay, Guacamole is good fat


Just imagine ami trying to get it out of her crevices aftwerwards . . . shudder.
 
2013-04-19 10:11:08 AM
WTF Indeed:

Is the guacamole for the sluts?

It's for their *ahem* "tacos"
 
2013-04-19 10:11:56 AM

Starryeyes: what_now: moistD: bigpete53: kwame: You're concerned about the Boston folks, so you stepped in to talk about a Fark party?

Welcome to Fark.

Hey, I think  Drew should come to Boston and host a party where Bostonians can donate to a charity to help out those injured and celebrate being #BostonStrong with fellow farkers.  Not give into the fear.

I volunteer Starryeye's house.

Only if you bring the sluts and guacamole.


Of course.
 
2013-04-19 10:13:11 AM
pbs.twimg.com

Kenmore Sq empty. Bostonians following instructions.
 
Bf+
2013-04-19 10:13:34 AM
.40 cal casing found
...but by all means, please drone on about sluts and guacamole...
 
2013-04-19 10:13:54 AM
pbs.twimg.com

Harvard Sq.
 
2013-04-19 10:13:56 AM
I love how Dusk is all business.
 
2013-04-19 10:14:10 AM
They arrested someone down the street from me. Details are sketchy, but it is not the suspect.
 
2013-04-19 10:14:15 AM

what_now: Starryeyes: what_now: moistD: bigpete53: kwame: You're concerned about the Boston folks, so you stepped in to talk about a Fark party?

Welcome to Fark.

Hey, I think  Drew should come to Boston and host a party where Bostonians can donate to a charity to help out those injured and celebrate being #BostonStrong with fellow farkers.  Not give into the fear.

I volunteer Starryeye's house.

Only if you bring the sluts and guacamole.

Of course.


What if we rented out part of the new Harpoon Tap Room?  They do private events, its got a great large german style drinking hall, it has public transportation access, and I enjoy their beer.  Plus their pretzels are delicious.
 
2013-04-19 10:14:22 AM

Bf+: .40 cal casing found


Context?
 
2013-04-19 10:15:25 AM

what_now: I love how Dusk is all business.


Work is a ghost town as well.
 
2013-04-19 10:15:25 AM
Media has gone into the 'Nothing to Report Death Spiral'.
 
2013-04-19 10:15:27 AM
White hat was allegedly at UMD on Monday
 
2013-04-19 10:15:38 AM

Bf+: .40 cal casing found
...but by all means, please drone on about sluts and guacamole...


it wasn't a casing, it was a round.  It was in pristine condition and found some distance away from the shooting indecent
 
2013-04-19 10:15:41 AM

what_now: I love how Dusk is all business.


No guacamole and sluts for him!
 
2013-04-19 10:16:10 AM

Bf+: .40 cal casing found
...but by all means, please drone on about sluts and guacamole...


It's like I can't think about more than one thing at a time.

Look, I'm just an asshole sitting on my couch. There is nothing I can do to catch this guy, but I'm not going to cower in my bathtub.  That's not how we roll.
 
2013-04-19 10:16:18 AM

RangerTaylor: Media has gone into the 'Nothing to Report Death Spiral'.



It has been there since 4:30pm on Monday.
 
Bf+
2013-04-19 10:16:52 AM

bigpete53: Bf+: .40 cal casing found

Context?


Scanner.
Location unknown.
Relation unknown.

Local Fox warning to look out for Gray Honda CRV (the one that's already been accounted for and dismissed)
 
2013-04-19 10:17:46 AM

bigpete53: Bf+: .40 cal casing found

Context?


It's less than half a mile from where the Farkers gf is stating the police are holed up and pointing guns at a home.
 
2013-04-19 10:17:53 AM

Starryeyes: what_now: moistD: bigpete53: kwame: You're concerned about the Boston folks, so you stepped in to talk about a Fark party?

Welcome to Fark.

Hey, I think  Drew should come to Boston and host a party where Bostonians can donate to a charity to help out those injured and celebrate being #BostonStrong with fellow farkers.  Not give into the fear.

I volunteer Starryeye's house.

Only if you bring the sluts and guacamole.


Instagreen.
 
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