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(TMZ)   The so-called "Tanning Mom" claims she is "hotter than Farrah Abraham" and should be getting offers to do porn too   (tmz.com) divider line 98
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2013-04-19 08:29:26 AM  
How about "no"?
 
2013-04-19 08:47:10 AM  
I was worried she was an otherwise sane person with a quirk for tanning.  Glad to find out she's insane all over.
 
2013-04-19 08:50:24 AM  
Love the response from Vivid
 
2013-04-19 08:50:39 AM  
*scans headline*

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-19 09:04:16 AM  
Oh, she's hot alright...

farm1.staticflickr.com
 
2013-04-19 09:21:01 AM  

Diogenes: Oh, she's hot alright...

[farm1.staticflickr.com image 500x399]


This was my thought as well.
 
2013-04-19 09:28:00 AM  
www.sumit4all.com
 
2013-04-19 09:34:37 AM  
mojoimage.com
 
2013-04-19 09:47:08 AM  
i586.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-19 09:52:05 AM  
Ew. Seriously. Ew.

But, this is the internet. Somewhere, somehow, some pervert is getting ready to fap.
 
2013-04-19 09:53:11 AM  
I am sure there's a niche fetish market for something like that, I just find it odd that she thinks she's generally hot.
 
2013-04-19 09:53:40 AM  

Elvis_Bogart: How about "no"?

 
2013-04-19 09:54:41 AM  
thehalfwaypoint.net
 
2013-04-19 09:55:24 AM  
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-19 09:56:07 AM  
NOT. GONNA. HAPPEN.

www.jesus-is-savior.com
 
2013-04-19 10:02:59 AM  
I'd do her. But than again, I have a thing for the transmundane.
 
2013-04-19 10:03:55 AM  
Someone asplain to her that "hot" is not about skin temperature.
 
2013-04-19 10:06:44 AM  
Woman Proud Of Horrible Tan - The Onion, 2003

/when will life stop imitating The Onion?
 
2013-04-19 10:07:55 AM  

trotsky: Ew. Seriously. Ew.

But, this is the internet. Somewhere, somehow, some pervert is getting ready to fap.


Getting ready to fap?!!? I'm done!
 
2013-04-19 10:14:59 AM  
Pic 13 looks like she has a meat curtain trying to escape.
 
2013-04-19 10:15:07 AM  
Kind of like fapping with this...

img1.etsystatic.com
 
2013-04-19 10:19:41 AM  
 
2013-04-19 10:20:12 AM  

markie_farkie: Pic 13 looks like she has a meat curtain trying to escape.


You went too far, just way too far.  In every way possible, you went too far.
 
2013-04-19 10:28:09 AM  
Who the hell are all these people?  "Tanning mom"?  WTF?
 
2013-04-19 10:29:27 AM  
Dee
Lou
Shun
All
 
2013-04-19 10:31:54 AM  
Middle Aged delusional syndrome is never pretty.
 
2013-04-19 10:33:08 AM  

No Such Agency: Who the hell are all these people?  "Tanning mom"?  WTF?


Don't feel bad, NSA. I have no idea what a tanning mom or a farrah abraham are either.

There are times when it is really, really nice to not reside in the 'pop culture' world.
 
2013-04-19 10:34:37 AM  

markie_farkie: Pic 13 looks like she has a meat curtain trying to escape.


After 12 pics, you wanted to keep going?
 
2013-04-19 10:35:29 AM  
So many shades of crazy in the world...
 
2013-04-19 10:36:14 AM  
Vivid are idiots for not releasing this, you know there are those screwed up enough to watch it. Hell Octo mom had a porno, you can't really go lower then her.
 
2013-04-19 10:40:31 AM  

I_C_Weener: [i586.photobucket.com image 464x272]


LMAO...I have tears.
 
2013-04-19 10:42:09 AM  
She already looks Farked..Does that count as porn?
 
2013-04-19 10:45:23 AM  
The F in F. Murray Abraham stands for Farrah?  I Learned something new today.
 
2013-04-19 10:46:12 AM  

markie_farkie: Pic 13 looks like she has a meat curtain trying to escape.


I didn't even notice the photo album until you said something.

nobodygoeshere.com
 
2013-04-19 11:13:05 AM  
Mmmmmmm... Jerky porn.
 
2013-04-19 11:17:11 AM  
Gross.  And didn't all this start because a young daughter got sun burned?  That daughter must be the most picked-on kid in her school.
 
2013-04-19 11:42:17 AM  

fickenchucker: Gross.  And didn't all this start because a young daughter got sun burned?  That daughter must be the most picked-on kid in her school.


She isn't.  Everyone is over it last time I heard - which was 4 weeks ago.  I know the IT director of the school district and the topic comes up from time to time (usually whenever Nutley hits the local news for something crazy).  I think the general consensus is the mother is psychotic and should be locked up.  But then it was the school district that caught that the daughter was being burned in the tanning booths, so that's kind of the start of the whole thing.  Knowing how that school rolls, if any of the teachers even smelled a bullying problem over something they exposed, the bully would find themselves isolated and alone very fast.
 
2013-04-19 11:49:12 AM  
I'm just glad the awful biatch neighbor from Detroit didn't try to parlay her moment of infamy into a porn/TV career.

I've said it before: Our society is celebrating and rewarding the worst among us. Octomom, Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan, Tanning Mom, the cast of Buck Wild, Honey Boo Boo's whole family, the fame-whores on the prime time talent shows, the Kardashians, Kanye West, etc.

Humility and kindness are considered quaint and uninteresting now. Sad.
 
2013-04-19 11:59:14 AM  

Brick-House: Kind of like fapping with this...

[img1.etsystatic.com image 850x566]


OH GOD, WHEN DID SHE START IMITATING GOATSE?

/i'll be hugging my toilet
 
2013-04-19 12:00:02 PM  
images.mefeedia.com
 
2013-04-19 12:01:09 PM  
If big, black, square nipples are your thing... Rule 34 in action!!!
 
2013-04-19 12:02:14 PM  

ZeroCorpse: I'm just glad the awful biatch neighbor from Detroit didn't try to parlay her moment of infamy into a porn/TV career.

I've said it before: Our society is celebrating and rewarding the worst among us. Octomom, Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan, Tanning Mom, the cast of Buck Wild, Honey Boo Boo's whole family, the fame-whores on the prime time talent shows, the Kardashians, Kanye West, etc.

Humility and kindness are considered quaint and uninteresting now. Sad.


Humility and kindness ARE uninteresting, sorry.
 
2013-04-19 12:23:01 PM  

ZeroCorpse: I've said it before: Our society is celebrating and rewarding the worst among us. Octomom, Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan, Tanning Mom, the cast of Buck Wild, Honey Boo Boo's whole family, the fame-whores on the prime time talent shows, the Kardashians, Kanye West, etc.

Humility and kindness are considered quaint and uninteresting now. Sad.


Celebrating them, or making them the Fool, who prattles and cavorts for the amusement of all?  Most of them are too stupid and too distracted by Fame to know or care if they're being made the Fool.
 
2013-04-19 12:29:20 PM  
media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-19 12:36:30 PM  

MadHatter500: fickenchucker: Gross.  And didn't all this start because a young daughter got sun burned?  That daughter must be the most picked-on kid in her school.

She isn't.  Everyone is over it last time I heard - which was 4 weeks ago.  I know the IT director of the school district and the topic comes up from time to time (usually whenever Nutley hits the local news for something crazy).  I think the general consensus is the mother is psychotic and should be locked up.  But then it was the school district that caught that the daughter was being burned in the tanning booths, so that's kind of the start of the whole thing.  Knowing how that school rolls, if any of the teachers even smelled a bullying problem over something they exposed, the bully would find themselves isolated and alone very fast.


Good.  The daughter needs a break.  I'm sure she's not very pleased mom is insane.
 
2013-04-19 12:43:03 PM  
ZeroCorpse:

I've said it before: Our society is celebrating and rewarding the worst among us. Octomom, Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan, Tanning Mom, the cast of Buck Wild, Honey Boo Boo's whole family, the fame-whores on the prime time talent shows, the Kardashians, Kanye West, etc.

Humility and kindness are considered quaint and uninteresting now. Sad.


This.  A hundred million times, THIS.
 
2013-04-19 12:53:51 PM  
The only thing nastier is TMZ.
 
2013-04-19 12:54:59 PM  
"So-Called"? What are we supposed to call her? Ugly Attention Whore?
 
2013-04-19 12:55:25 PM  

Elvis_Bogart: How about "HELL no"?

FTFY
 
2013-04-19 01:03:00 PM  

SkylineRecords: [images.mefeedia.com image 250x188]


Mournful Tits.
 
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