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(Slate)   Balzac drank fifty cups of coffee a day, which could explain his tendency to be too hyper to sit down in slatted wooden chairs   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Balzac, Big Boy, L. Frank Baum, Jean-Paul Sartre, sharpshooters, Mahler, Francis Bacon, Proust  
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2013-04-19 09:32:07 AM  
5 votes:
I'm so very scared where this thread will go...
2013-04-19 10:23:14 AM  
3 votes:
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2013-04-19 10:43:23 AM  
1 vote:
I hear his first name was Harry.
2013-04-19 10:42:24 AM  
1 vote:
That made him rather squirrelly, didn't it?
2013-04-19 10:37:40 AM  
1 vote:
2013-04-19 10:36:10 AM  
1 vote:
Well, it's 50 cups of coffee and you know it's on.
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