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(The Chive) Video Using magic to get a girl's phone number. Well played, Sir   (thechive.com) divider line 32
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2013-04-19 09:15:39 AM  
Did that ever work for Howard J. Wolowitz?
 
2013-04-19 09:32:13 AM  
It didn't really hurt that he wasn't a bad looking guy and had some personality.
 
2013-04-19 09:32:54 AM  
Using Magic to get a girls number is an oxymoron.
 
2013-04-19 09:52:21 AM  
the one girl who can't shuffle probably can't give a good handy, either.
 
2013-04-19 10:01:20 AM  
Okay, was impressed with how the trick convinced the one girl to confess to giving a bad number and correcting it.  Or did she change it to a bad number after the trick?

Either way, cool that it looked real as opposed to set up.
 
2013-04-19 10:10:47 AM  
Cool trick.

It would also be really cool if did that corny "pulling a string of tied-together hankerchiefs" that ended with her panties. Now that would impress the hell out of me.
 
2013-04-19 10:24:15 AM  
It's amazing how many women's numbers I could get just by standing behind them at Winn Dixie, where your phone number is the same as your discount card number. Many people just blurt it out instead of carrying the card around.
 
2013-04-19 10:34:26 AM  
Ok, so how'd he do the trick?
 
2013-04-19 11:23:31 AM  
Or you could just be a regular guy and ask for it.
 
2013-04-19 12:01:58 PM  

spacemanjones: Ok, so how'd he do the trick?


When he asked her if she was ok being on the Youtube, he was handing her card to someone behind him.
 
2013-04-19 12:09:24 PM  
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2013-04-19 12:28:40 PM  
I put on my robe and wizard hat...
 
2013-04-19 12:54:19 PM  

slayer199: It didn't really hurt that he wasn't a bad looking guy and had some personality.


Magic is all about misdirection. The rubes will think "Oh man, I wish I were that good at magic." when the REAL trick is just being ballsy enough to ask random women for their number on the street.
 
2013-04-19 01:02:42 PM  

hazeleyedwolff: spacemanjones: Ok, so how'd he do the trick?

When he asked her if she was ok being on the Youtube, he was handing her card to someone behind him.


And that poor schmuck doesn't even get a phone number for his trouble.
 
2013-04-19 01:03:40 PM  
I was hoping that after he said "Now if I can find your card you'll give me the rest of your phone number", he would just turn the deck over and look for the one with her writing on it.
 
2013-04-19 01:17:03 PM  
Can someone teach how to not get slapped for asking?
 
2013-04-19 01:17:50 PM  

cwheelie: Can someone teach how to not get slapped for asking?


1) Be attractive
2) Do not be unattractive
 
2013-04-19 01:21:33 PM  

The Great EZE: slayer199: It didn't really hurt that he wasn't a bad looking guy and had some personality.

Magic is all about misdirection. The rubes will think "Oh man, I wish I were that good at magic." when the REAL trick is just being ballsy enough to ask random women for their number on the street.


That and having a wingman to help with part of the trick.  He intentionally waited till he had the card back before telling them the rest of the deal, giving wingman time to plant the card.

After the first girl, you know he wasn't working with a full deck.
 
2013-04-19 01:28:08 PM  
I liked the girl that basically said "Hold on, I'm tired and I need a minute to think of a fake number."
 
2013-04-19 01:49:06 PM  

Boeheimian Rhapsody: cwheelie: Can someone teach how to not get slapped for asking?

1) Be attractive
2) Do not be unattractive

picsthatdontsuck.com
 
2013-04-19 04:36:12 PM  
There are over 9000 scripts on that page.

fuk that
 
2013-04-19 04:48:09 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: There are over 9000 scripts on that page.


What's that mean?

/not a programmer
 
2013-04-19 04:49:57 PM  

staypuft242: Using Magic to get a girls number is an oxymoron.


What? Fine, maybe I'll invite her to my next D&D session.
 
2013-04-19 06:31:48 PM  

Arkanaut: staypuft242: Using Magic to get a girls number is an oxymoron.

What? Fine, maybe I'll invite her to my next D&D session.


to be fair, a lot of chicks that play D&D tend towards the 'fark-pixie' end of the bedtime fun spectrum.

/wife has a level 17 paladin, a level 12 bard, and a few other miscellaneous characters...
 
2013-04-19 08:31:53 PM  
The real magic would be him giving her an anal creampie and her spitting it in his face. VOILA!

/TA DA?
 
2013-04-19 11:46:50 PM  

buttery_shame_cave: to be fair, a lot of chicks that play D&D tend towards the 'fark-pixie' end of the bedtime fun spectrum.


You spelled "pig" wrong.
 
2013-04-20 12:22:39 AM  
Magic always comes with a price.
 
2013-04-20 02:43:44 AM  

cwheelie: Can someone teach how to not get slapped for asking?


Grab a spare piece of paper from your pocket, even if it's just a part of a napkin or receipt.  Write your first name and phone number on it.  Walk up to girl, "You should give me a call some time."  Walk away like a man, then get to your car and begin perspiring and panting like crazy.  Best part?  You have at least an hour to figure out what to say to her when she calls.
 
2013-04-20 06:29:58 AM  

MelGoesOnTour: StoPPeRmobile: There are over 9000 scripts on that page.

What's that mean?

/not a programmer




Time sink.
 
2013-04-20 08:03:55 AM  
I might be stupid and just don't get the trick, but the first girl wrote her info on a Diamond card and the one stuck to the glass was a club... or spade, can't remember (either way it was a black card). Dafuq?
 
2013-04-20 09:55:03 AM  
"Stll, where did the lighter fluid come from?"
 
2013-04-20 10:54:55 AM  

Dennis_Moore: "Stll, where did the lighter fluid come from?"


That line was the biggest crackup I had watching that show.
 
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