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2013-04-19 07:32:20 AM
7 votes:
chechnyans.  so people who said it was white people are right.  and people who said ti was muslims are right.

everybody wins!!!

except those without legs.
2013-04-19 07:31:31 AM
6 votes:
Not Jihadist, not Teahadist, not even real Russians.

I hope they get the other one alive so we can all find out "Why the fark?"
2013-04-19 07:30:50 AM
6 votes:

zerkalo: farking chechens


Wait:  I was under the impression that it was right wing domestic terrorism.  I mean, based on the speculation on new shows and on a lot of people on Fark, I thought it was the next Timothy McVeigh.
2013-04-19 07:36:06 AM
5 votes:

InvertedB: Hope they capture the second guy. Also, I can't believe they were still in Boston.


They violated the First Rule of Such Things:  Un-ass the AO (ie., leave the Area of Operations quickly).

Also, one of them was an idiot that wore his hat backwards, so cameras could get a good look at his face.  That's just piss-poor operational security.   I'm wondering if the identification of that person led to them attracting the attention of law enforcement.
2013-04-19 07:30:22 AM
5 votes:
Boston: "You mess around with us on Monday, we kill you by Friday. WE DO NOT F*CK AROUND"
2013-04-19 08:51:52 AM
4 votes:
The liberal outrage, feet shuffling, and red herring throwing over this is as sad as it is predictable and unnecessary.  I'm sure the right would do the same if it were a home-grown group of white guys (and those guys aren't white in the American sense of the word).

They're 20 year old men.  20 year old men do stupid shiat.  Violent shiat.  Their actions don't reflect on Islam anymore than McVeigh's reflect on people who want less government.  It's like trying to tie Stalin to Atheism.
2013-04-19 08:29:47 AM
4 votes:

Fissile: Wait, I'm confused.  Aren't Chechens some of the "good Muslims" that Murica aided and abetted in attacking the Russians?  Didn't the US of Murica repeatedly condemn the Russians for dropping cluster bombs on these "good Muslims"?   It appears that these Chechens made their way here from Turkey.  Isn't Turkey a "good Muslim" country that is a solid friend to Murica, and, even more importantly, a good friend to Israel?  Wasn't Bin Laden armed by Murica when he was killing Russians?  Sure is funny how the "good Muslims" that the US encourages to attack the Russians always seem to end up turning on Murica.


Population of Chechnya - 1,300,000
Population of Turkey - 75,000,000
Number of suspects in Boston - 2
2013-04-19 08:07:36 AM
4 votes:
Summary for those just starting their coffee:

Apparent convenience store robbery
MIT cop responds, these clowns shoot him multiple times
They carjack somebody
(gap in my knowledge)
At some point they're in an SUV that may have been a stolen police vehicle
They shoot at the cops and throw and/or plant grenades and/or IEDs
(No kidding, on the scanner there was something akin to "Shots fired! Shots fired! Grenade! Grenade! Grenade!", and there's a YouTube video out there with half a minute of sustained gunfire)
Running firefight
"Black Hat" shot multiple times, possibly run over, possibly injured by bomb strapped to chest
"White Hat" escapes
"Black Hat" taken to Beth Israel, dies
Code Black (usually means bomb or bomb threat) at area hospital, but NOT Beth Israel
"White Hat" spotted (twice?) but gets away, possibly in another firefight
Now at large.

/Oh, and at some point an innocent who was very much in the wrong place at the wrong time spent 20m face-down on the ground with a robot probing him, then he was stripped and put in the back of a police vehicle before being cleared.

And we've got cops, FBI, Homeland Security, National Guard, HumVees, and at one point something described as a "tank."
I know this sounds like I'm Michael-Bay-ing you, but really, seriously, I'm not.
2013-04-19 07:46:06 AM
4 votes:

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Wasn't Chechnya behind that theater hostage thing in Moscow some years ago where several dozen or hundred people died?


To be fair, gas-happy Russian security forces did most of the killing there.
2013-04-19 07:33:12 AM
4 votes:
pleasecapturethsecondguyalivepleasecapturethsecondguyalivepleasecaptur ethsecondguyalive
2013-04-19 11:49:35 AM
3 votes:

ExpressPork: No doubt the other 99.9% of Muslims who are "peaceful" (lol) will finally call upon that last .1% to stop the killing of innocents.  Muslims will probably hold candlelight vigils in honor of the victims.  Cue the press "releasing" pictures of peaceful muslims in the middle east holding up signs (in perfect english) which say things like "Iranians hearts go out to Boston" etc for the liberal sheeple.


Like this, for instance?

i28.photobucket.com
2013-04-19 10:15:02 AM
3 votes:

ha-ha-guy: UNC_Samurai: Smgth: Mike Chewbacca: This thread(s) was better in the middle of the night when all the idiots were sleeping.

A million times THIS!

No one blabbing on and on about 'libs' and 'rightwing' and yadda yadda...

Why does this have to be political in ANY way?

Because the FARK admins and mods let the trolls overrun the Politics Tab over the course of the last few years.

Gotta feed that squirrel.


FARK first became really unbearable to me around the 2008 election.  Had to take a few months away, and then forgot my original password, so I had to make a new account (I go back to about 2003-ish, the Admiral Ackbar PS thread got me hooked; "It's a Map!" still rules).

This place used to be awesome.  Now, with the immediate breakdown of all events into predictable political arguments, the overzealous deletion of posts, and, worst of all, the reduction of BOOBIES threads, I'm only coming here out of habit.  I'm sure at some point I'll find something better.
2013-04-19 10:11:29 AM
3 votes:

dababler: Everyone is describing the brothers as super polite, good athletes, decent students, good people so....WHY THE fark DID THEY DO IT?!


The one that was killed was Muslim, and listened to the teachings of a radical prior to his arrival in America approximately a year ago. He was up for the Olympics. `Not sure what happened there, but clearly he's not rocking the Gold Medal, so he didn't make it for some reason. He had expressed in the past that he didn't understand Americans and had a hard time making friends here. He seemed concerned with Americans' immoral behavior-- I can only assume he meant this from a religious point of view.

So there are a few motives right there:
1. Bitter about his own athletic career hitting a wall, takes it out on other athletes.
2. Radical Muslim teachings.
3. Felt like an outcast.
4. Believed Americans are immoral heathens.
5. Came from a place where war and terrorism are acceptable answers to your problems.

My guess? He grew up seeing a lot of bad things. He was influenced by a radical religious teacher. He felt alone and excluded here in America because of his religion and foreignness. He was angry that he didn't get to represent America in the Olympics. He convinced his brother to join him in a personal crusade to get revenge or make a personal statement.

I've known athletes who take failure to be a sign that they have nothing left to live for. They take their sports very seriously, and it could be as simple as that: He dedicated his life to boxing with Olympic dreams, and when he fell short, he snapped.

It's very doubtful he was acting for a group. It's more likely he was a sad, angry man who let radical religion, extreme sports conditioning, and his own feelings of failure drive him to extremism and petty revenge.
2013-04-19 10:03:56 AM
3 votes:
It's gonna be a white guy.

It's gonna be a Muslim.

No, it's gonna be a WHITE GUY!

NO, IT'S GONNA BE A MUSLIM!

assets.diylol.com

Ha! You were wrong!

No, YOU were wrong!

NO, YOU WERE WRONG!

NO, YOU WERE WRONG!
2013-04-19 09:59:19 AM
3 votes:
This thread(s) was better in the middle of the night when all the idiots were sleeping.
2013-04-19 08:16:39 AM
3 votes:

Just Bob: Watertown in lockdown.  How comforting it must be as a Watertown resident, where a class A firearm permit is near impossible to obtain, knowing that you're hunkered down and armed with nothing north of some charming butter knives while a psycho armed terrorist is running around.


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Seriously, take your NRA talking points and stick them, along with your penis, into a wood chipper.
2013-04-19 07:47:28 AM
3 votes:
Sorry Fark, I guess the grand teabagger roundup you had planned will have to wait.
2013-04-19 07:41:19 AM
3 votes:
Wasn't Chechnya behind that theater hostage thing in Moscow some years ago where several dozen or hundred people died?
2013-04-19 07:40:44 AM
3 votes:
If they find an NRA book at their house, many bricks will be shiat

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2013-04-19 07:37:48 AM
3 votes:

InvertedB: Hope they capture the second guy. Also, I can't believe they were still in Boston.


And what were they doing robbing a 7-Eleven? And with a bomb strapped to the chest of one. Were they TRYING to draw attention to themselves?

My only guess is they knew they were close to getting caught, and had other plans (bombings) that they knew would no longer work so they were just trying to cause as much damage as they could...
2013-04-19 07:37:35 AM
3 votes:
This whole thing seems like Mad Libs by Tom Clancy
2013-04-19 07:35:37 AM
3 votes:
So are we going to bomb the hell out of Chechnya now?  Or are we going to take turns with the Russians making the place as flat as Kansas?

I really hope we don't - so tired of war.
2013-04-19 07:31:07 AM
3 votes:
Is Fark back up yet?

Okay, see, this is why we do not let mob rule dispense justice. Reddit and Anonymous, just stop what you're doing and leave Sunil Tripathi alone (wherever he is).
2013-04-19 07:30:10 AM
3 votes:
Right so.. we aren't allowed to leave our houses and the T is closed. A cop is dead, another cop is in critical condition, and these motherfarkers are 19-20 year old brothers from CHECHNYA.

What the hell?? No one had CHECHNYA!
2013-04-19 11:43:53 AM
2 votes:
fark you.

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mjg
2013-04-19 11:41:53 AM
2 votes:
MODs: New thread plz.
2013-04-19 11:31:40 AM
2 votes:
Timeline

- At 5:10 p.m. Thursday, investigators of the bombings release photographs and video of two suspects. They ask for the public's help in identifying the men.

- Around 10:20 p.m., shots are fired on the campus of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology in Cambridge, just outside Boston.

- At 10:30 p.m., an MIT campus police officer who was responding to a disturbance is found shot multiple times in his vehicle, apparently in a confrontation with the Boston Marathon bombing suspects. He is later pronounced dead.

- Shortly afterward, two armed men reportedly carjack a Mercedes SUV in Cambridge. A man who was in the vehicle is held for about a half hour and then released unharmed at a gas station on Memorial Drive in Cambridge.

- Police soon pursue the carjacked vehicle in Watertown, just west of Cambridge.

- Some kind of explosive devices are thrown from the vehicle in an apparent attempt to stop police. The carjackers and police exchange gunfire. A transit police officer is seriously injured. One suspect, later identified as Suspect No. 1 in the marathon bombings, is critically injured and later pronounced dead.

- Authorities launch a manhunt for the other suspect.

- Around 1 a.m. Friday, gunshots and explosions are heard in Watertown. Dozens of police officers and FBI agents converge on a Watertown neighborhood. A helicopter circles overhead.

- Around 4:30 a.m., Massachusetts state and Boston police hold a short outdoor news briefing. They tell people living in that section of eastern Watertown to stay in their homes. They identify the carjackers as the same men suspected in the marathon bombings. Overnight, police also release a photograph of a man believed to be Suspect No. 2, apparently taken from store video earlier in the evening at a 7-Eleven convenience store in Cambridge. He is wearing a gray hoodie-style sweatshirt.

- Around 5:50 a.m. authorities urge residents in Watertown, Newton, Waltham, Belmont, Cambridge, Arlington and the Allston-Brighton neighborhoods of Boston to stay indoors. All mass transit is shut down.

- Around 6:35 a.m., The Associated Press reports that the bomb suspects are from a Russian region near Chechnya and lived in the United States for at least a year.

- Around 6:45 a.m., The Associated Press identifies the surviving Boston bomb suspect as Dzhokhar A. Tsarnaev, 19, who has been living in Cambridge.

- Around 8 a.m., Boston's police commissioner says all of Boston must stay in their homes as the search for the surviving suspect in the bombings continues.

- Around 8:40 a.m., a U.S. law enforcement official and the uncle of the suspects confirm that the name of the slain suspect is Tamerlan Tsarnaev, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev's older brother.

- Around 10:20 a.m., Connecticut State Police say a gray Honda CRV believed to be linked to Dzhokhar Tsarnaev has been recovered in Boston.

- Around 10:35 a.m., the University Of Massachusetts Dartmouth says it has closed its campus and orderd an evacuation after confirming that missing marathon bombings suspect Dzhokhar Tsarnaev is registered there. The school says it closed the campus "out of an abundance of caution" as the search continued.
2013-04-19 11:26:58 AM
2 votes:
Just woke up from having passed out at 5am...OK, pretty much nobody (including myself) expected Chechen bombers.  (Probably because--well, until 15 April, anyways--Chechen bombers tended to very much target Russians within Russia.)

Now of course, the big question is whether the Chucklefark Brothers are in fact more of a homegrown sympathiser cell to Chechen "Emirate revolutionaries", or if they're actually part of a revolutionary cell from Chechnya and the main groups committing (until recently) domestic terrorism in Russia have decided to expand internationally.  (If so...I fear that life is about to become extremely interesting in the Chinese sense for everyone in Grozny and the surrounding area.)

(Frankly, I'm hoping for the former--if the latter, expect the TSA rodgering to start before you even hit the airport...one thing that Chechen terrorists are known for doing is blowing themselves up in the airport security lines because that was the biggest mass of people.)

I also would like to point out that there are at least two separate and distinct factions that have been pushing for an independent Chechnya.  One calls for more of a relatively secular government (if they were to go "Islamic republic" it'd be much more like, oh, say, Malaysia which has a "We're officially Moslem but that's about as much as Germany is officially Lutheran or the UK is officially CoE, we're actually pretty cool with not only all the People of the Book but even Chinese and Indo-Malayans practicing Taoism and Buddhism and Hinduism") and there is a second faction (which is considerably more right-wing, theocratic, and derpier) which calls for the establishment of a "Caucasian Emirate".  Seeing as the older Brosama pretty much supposedly has a Youtube screed up that promotes the theocratic justification given for the "Caucasian Emirate" by its followers, it's pretty obvious what side the Chucklefark Brothers are on.

And in that light, I'd like to send a special message out if somehow Chucklefark Brother the Younger is reading:

What you did was...unspeakably dumb, to the point there are neither words in English nor in Russian nor in Chechnyan nor in pretty much any language speakable by humans to express the sheer level of DUMBASS you have displayed in the past week.  (To get to the proper levels of derp, we'll have to personally interview Azathoth the Blind Idiot God to get its viewpoint, and THAT risks US catching the derp.)

People in the US probably would have had some level of sympathy with the idea of a Chechnyan republic (even a "we're technically a Moslem state but just in the same sense that the UK is a CoE state" sort of deal)...note I said "would have", as you chucklefarks pretty much blew all possibility of sympathy with the Chechnyan cause out the door for a lot of Americans when you decided to blow up the finish line of the Boston Marathon.

Right now, I'd not be a damn bit surprised if a lot of Americans would actively WELCOME Vlad Pooty-Poot reducing Grozny to rubble--whilst riding a rocket there, "Dr. Strangelove" style.  It's actually a tossup between whether the Russians or the Americans are more likely to go into "overkill" mode, especially when little kids are involved.

In short, congratulations on pretty much having set back your cause approximately to the point of the reign of the Romanovs, and may Allah have mercy on your soul because I seriously doubt that Boston's finest are going to have any mercy on your more corporeal parts.
2013-04-19 11:24:48 AM
2 votes:
No doubt the other 99.9% of Muslims who are "peaceful" (lol) will finally call upon that last .1% to stop the killing of innocents.  Muslims will probably hold candlelight vigils in honor of the victims.  Cue the press "releasing" pictures of peaceful muslims in the middle east holding up signs (in perfect english) which say things like "Iranians hearts go out to Boston" etc for the liberal sheeple.
2013-04-19 11:17:29 AM
2 votes:
mjg: Let the 'profiling' of an entire country (Chechnya) begin.

To be fair, this is how Americans learn physical and cultural geography. People couldn't be bothered to learn what Serbia was until Clinton started dropping bombs.
2013-04-19 11:05:06 AM
2 votes:
Kinda old news but I came across another forum that noticed something I hadn't seen mentioned on Fark. Apologies, if it has already.

i47.tinypic.com

Full size http://i47.tinypic.com/osxu01.jpg:
2013-04-19 11:04:37 AM
2 votes:
ƨwɘn lɒɘɿ ƨ'ɘɿɘʜƚ nɘʜw ƨbɿɒwʞɔɒd nuɿ ƨɿɘvɿɘƨ ʞɿɒᖷ i.imgur.com
2013-04-19 11:04:00 AM
2 votes:
i45.tinypic.com

I think this is where the "not our suspect" guy is being held.
2013-04-19 11:01:29 AM
2 votes:
Dear Drew,


If i give you $5 a month, can you have FARK servers not take a dump when news like this occurs
2013-04-19 10:25:32 AM
2 votes:

Smgth: Why does this have to be political in ANY way?


Because some people are only capable of seeing everything through a political prism, and vocally keep score with every marginal event that they believe validates their political viewpoint.
2013-04-19 10:22:25 AM
2 votes:

Silly Jesus: Because in all of the previous threads Farkers were having a circle jerk fantasizing about it being a Tea Bagger on Tax Day.  Now that it's Islamists it's all "why bring up that it wasn't tea tards, man?"


You, Like CheneyWorld, are cherry-picking one of a dozen theories that were circulated in multiple threads that were well over 1000 posts. I believe a few people even joked it might be a guy who failed to qualify for the marathon, and as a result he designed a bomb to take out other people's legs. As a runner, you don't see me popping up in the thread and saying "HA! See?? It wasn't a runner with a grudge! Eat crow, biatches!" What it does show is that you are self conscious of your association and embarrassed by the fact that yes, it could have been something like that. No one wanted it to turn out to be something like a right-wing nut job. It was a possibility that was raised. Just because you now have a profound sense of relief that it wasn't something like you have an urge to act smug. Just relax, man.
2013-04-19 10:12:34 AM
2 votes:

mynameismark: msupf: mynameismark: So the kid ran over his brother that was just shot by cops? How then did the cops lose this guy?

Something seems fishy...

you are condensing 12 hours of events down into two sentences that aren't even correct.


What is incorrect about it? That's all that I'm hearing. Were you there, that you know better?

 Well,for one thing, I've been around for the whole damn shebang so far. And at no point has it been confirmed the brother was run over by the younger bro. There was a hit and run pedestrian related to all this, but it was an indian man whose name launched speculation as to it being the missing Brown U student. Here's more, accurate summation:

Apparent convenience store robbery
MIT cop responds, these clowns shoot him multiple times
They carjack somebody. Victim's name becomes a suspect name thanks to idiots listening.
Hit-and-Run event with an Indian man. This launches people to name the Brown U student as suspect.
At some point they're in an SUV that may have been a stolen police vehicle
They shoot at the cops and throw and/or plant grenades and/or IEDs
(No kidding, on the scanner there was something akin to "Shots fired! Shots fired! Grenade! Grenade! Grenade!", and there's a YouTube video out there with half a minute of sustained gunfire) Photos of after mathof firefight posted to twitter by a resident
Running firefight
"Black Hat" shot multiple times, possibly injured by bomb strapped to chest (chest burns referenced at one point)
"White Hat" escapes
"Black Hat" taken to Beth Israel, dies
Code Black (usually means bomb or bomb threat) at area Beth Israel (confirmed)
Lockdown event at nearby Children's Hospital, no threat found
"White Hat" spotted (twice?) but gets away, possibly in another firefight
Now at large.

/Oh, and at some point an innocent who was very much in the wrong place at the wrong time spent 20m face-down on the ground with a robot probing him, then he was stripped and put in the back of a police vehicle before being cleared.
2013-04-19 10:10:35 AM
2 votes:
It's really amazing how utterly useless mainstream media is in events like this.
2013-04-19 10:09:35 AM
2 votes:

Silly Jesus: But Fark told me it would be right wing TeaTards?!?!?!

And it turned out to be more crazy Islamists?

You let me down, Fark.


Gun-toting white Islamic foreigners that grew up here.  It's the perfect screen for everyone to project their favourite demon on!
2013-04-19 10:09:30 AM
2 votes:

Purdue_Pete: office_despot: I can't help give a short laugh about all last night's FARK speculation as to the ethnicity of the perpetrators.  Chechen is literally as caucasian as you can get.

Except they are Chechens.. and (per their won Facebook page) Muslims in a Jihad against Russia and Syria. So... yeah. really no winners here? Who doesn't know that much of the middle east is "Caucasian" and what difference does that make!?!?



Exactly. Bby definition, Caucasian refers to the people who live in the Caucasus mountains. That happens to be Chechnya. There isn't any way to be any more caucasian than that.
2013-04-19 09:41:48 AM
2 votes:
RELEVENT:

A neighbor of Tsarnaev's said he has been in the country at least since he was 7.

So can we please stop saying this is some sort of foreign attack? These guys seem to have been  AMERICANS of Chechen descent.

If we're going to go after these guys for their heritage, then we might as well go back to attacking all gingers for their connection to the IRA, and all people of English descent for their attachment to the attacks against the Colonies.
2013-04-19 09:30:17 AM
2 votes:

PunGent: msupf: Seriously, are there some Bostoniains being dicks at this point, just completely ignorant, or are there people helping this kid?

How many people running around in hoodies are they going to come across before they get him?

Unfortunately, this whole area is one big college town, and every second male student dresses like that.


Ok, but then you have the whole "DO NOT LEAVE YOUR HOMES FOR ANY REASON" thing that had been going around since before sunrise. Hell, even ifI never saw or heard that, and stepped outside and saw a metric fark-ton of police, I think the last thing I would do is run from them. I'd get my ass right back inside my home and stay there.
2013-04-19 09:25:53 AM
2 votes:

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Chris Matthews was rushed to a local hospital after learning that the suspects were not white guys.


Except they are white guys.
2013-04-19 09:18:23 AM
2 votes:

Haliburton Cummings: KIDS KIDS< GO TO THE POLITICS THREAD WITH YOUR DRIVEL AND LET THE ADULTS RUBBERNECK IN PEACE OK


Says one of Fark's more prolific unfunny trolls.
2013-04-19 09:15:55 AM
2 votes:
 I'm not reading through over 1000 posts......someone give me a recap on what's happened.

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2013-04-19 09:14:48 AM
2 votes:

Coco LaFemme: I'm not reading through over 1000 posts......someone give me a recap on what's happened.


Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it.
2013-04-19 09:13:00 AM
2 votes:
KIDS KIDS< GO TO THE POLITICS THREAD WITH YOUR DRIVEL AND LET THE ADULTS RUBBERNECK IN PEACE OK
2013-04-19 09:06:33 AM
2 votes:
waah waah you kilt mah brudder waah snivel I kill u
YOU RAN OVER YOUR BROTHER WITH THE SUV YOU WITLESS VOMIT SACK
2013-04-19 09:05:29 AM
2 votes:
Hello, My name is Dzhokhar Tsarnaev . You killed my brother. Prepare to die
i81.photobucket.com
2013-04-19 09:04:59 AM
2 votes:

Purdue_Pete: WhyteRaven74: bulldg4life: Fox News speculating that they were long term sleeper cell....

Fox News speculating stupid shiat? Where's ,my fainting couch?

IF they came here in 2003, they were like 9 years old. None of this makes any sense at all. Sure, they are Muslim, sure they are against Assad and Russia perhaps, but they seem "American". Possibly even wanting to fight for America in the Olympics. So bizarre. Alex Jones is jizzing his pants right now though thinking of all the brainwashing stories they can make up...


Read the boxing profile on the older brother.  Dresses European, became more conservative Muslim doen't understand Americans.  Has been here since he was 5 and has not had one American friend.

Isolated confused, unable to connect with people except his brother.  Has nice car but friendships and fulfillment are always out of his reach.  Parents probably bought him the car which means they're well off but probably overworked and distant to him.  They give him everything he wants and needs but affection and discipline.

Exactly the type who would seek to make a mission or a cause for himself aganst the world.
2013-04-19 09:04:13 AM
2 votes:

Purdue_Pete: IF they came here in 2003, they were like 9 years old. None of this makes any sense at all. Sure, they are Muslim, sure they are against Assad and Russia perhaps, but they seem "American"


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2013-04-19 09:03:27 AM
2 votes:
2013-04-19 09:03:22 AM
2 votes:
The reporter just said, "We may have this guy pinned at this time."  We?  What the fark do you have to do with it?  Go pick up a gun and kick a farking a door down if you want to say we.  That's what I'd do.
2013-04-19 09:03:18 AM
2 votes:

Fissile: FrancoFile: Fissile: Wait, I'm confused.  Aren't Chechens some of the "good Muslims" that Murica aided and abetted in attacking the Russians?  Didn't the US of Murica repeatedly condemn the Russians for dropping cluster bombs on these "good Muslims"?   It appears that these Chechens made their way here from Turkey.  Isn't Turkey a "good Muslim" country that is a solid friend to Murica, and, even more importantly, a good friend to Israel?  Wasn't Bin Laden armed by Murica when he was killing Russians?  Sure is funny how the "good Muslims" that the US encourages to attack the Russians always seem to end up turning on Murica.

Um, no.

The Chechens are not 'good Muslims' and the US has never supported them.  They are ethnic gangsters, pure and simple, and their religion just makes it easier for them to get support from radical Islamists in other countries.

=============

Your tiny Fox News contaminated mind can't admit the truth, can it?   The US has REPEATEDLY CONDEMNED THE RUSSIANS FOR DEFENDING THEMSELVES FROM THE CHECHENS.   Every time the Chechens blew up a grade school in Russia, Dick Cheney would cream himself. So, to sum up, FARK YOU.


Hey Dickwad.  Yeah, you.

I lived in Russia for two years, when the Chechens were just starting to flex their muscles after the end of the Soviet Union.  I was there when Dudayev was in power, and bombs were going off in Moscow.  I worked with ordinary Russians - including ones who came from neighboring regions of the Caucuses - who told me about how long the Chechens had been an integral part of organized crime, going back to before the October Revolution.

The US criticized the Russians for using egregious levels of force in the Beslan hostage taking, but condemned the hostage-takers.  I was still in touch with friends there when it happened.

So stop living in a fantasy world, Dickwad.
2013-04-19 08:59:11 AM
2 votes:
One of the most interesting insights into Tamerlan's personality so far comes from a photo album, titled "Will Box For Passport," that photographer Johannes Hirn took of the slain suspect. Tamerlan was apparently a boxer who hoped to gain citizenship by being selected for the U.S. Olympic team: "Unless his native Chechnya becomes independent, Tamerlan says he would rather compete for the United States than for Russia," Hirn wrote.
Other captions paint Tamerlan as a devoted Muslim. "I'm very religious," he says at one point, noting that he does not smoke or drink alchol. "There are no values anymore," he says, worrying that "people can't control themselves."
Tamerlan also appears isolated and bewildered by American life. "I don't have a single American friend," he laments, despite living in the United States for five years. "I don't understand them."


Maybe this is why he targeted a sporting event; and maybe being a devout Muslim had nothing to do with this?
2013-04-19 08:58:34 AM
2 votes:

WhyteRaven74: bulldg4life: Fox News speculating that they were long term sleeper cell....

Fox News speculating stupid shiat? Where's ,my fainting couch?


IF they came here in 2003, they were like 9 years old. None of this makes any sense at all. Sure, they are Muslim, sure they are against Assad and Russia perhaps, but they seem "American". Possibly even wanting to fight for America in the Olympics. So bizarre. Alex Jones is jizzing his pants right now though thinking of all the brainwashing stories they can make up...
2013-04-19 08:54:17 AM
2 votes:
I don't know if this is good or bad, but FARK is one of the best resources of information on the net for the past couple days.
2013-04-19 08:52:08 AM
2 votes:

DarnoKonrad: poot_rootbeer: You guys are STILL repeating unsubstantiated reports about incidents still in progress?

Knock that shiat off!

it's called play by play.


Yeah, it is like he doesn't understand what police scanners are.

You can listen to what we are posting here.

http://tunein.com/radio/Boston-Police-Fire-and-EMS-Scanner-s146109/

We are just typing it up so people at work that can't listen can see.
2013-04-19 08:51:58 AM
2 votes:
Why don't TV news doods listen to police scanners?

They're AT THE SCENE and yet their information is always WAY behind ours...
2013-04-19 08:51:46 AM
2 votes:

FarkinNortherner: dittybopper: There are only two possibilities: Either they possessed the guns legally, and had a Massachusetts FID showing that they passed a background check, or they possessed the guns illegally. It's as simple as that.

In other words, Massachusetts law is already much stricter that what was proposed and failed in the Senate the other day. If anyone tries to make political hay out of it, saying that's why we need universal background checks, it's likely to backfire. [My bold]

Unless they bought the guns in another state, in which case it's pretty straightforward (and not wholly irrational) to argue for Mass's standards to be applied nationwide.


You don't get it:  It's illegal for them to have possessed in MA without a permit.

By the same token, it would be illegal for them to purchase in another state without a background check:  Under federal law, you can only transact a private sale with a resident of your same state.  In effect, there is *ZERO* way to legally purchase a gun and bring it in to MA legally without some sort of background check.  Period.  End of story.

Plus, I find the idea that people willing to commit indiscriminate mass-murder would be stymied by even the strictest laws constitutionally possible in the United States ludicrous on the face of it.  I mean, how can you say that with a straight face?  Don't criminals in Massachusetts get guns despite the strict laws?

I mean, come on:  The UK had laws much stricter than the US, and they still couldn't keep the IRA from getting guns, and you're seriously arguing that background checks would have stopped this bombing?  Or just that they wouldn't be able to get guns?

Really?

Did you even read what you wrote before you hit "Add Comment"?
2013-04-19 08:51:03 AM
2 votes:
Right, these dudes have 5 Stars in Grand Theft Auto right now.

When the Helicopter is after you, you know you're farked.

Time to reset the game, bro.
2013-04-19 08:50:11 AM
2 votes:
I want to watch MSNBC, but while CNN has HD Cameras on the scene... I think MSNBC is using Facetime on an iPhone to cover this...
2013-04-19 08:47:20 AM
2 votes:

Xcott: It's strange to see someone get all huffy and offended when people speculate.  I imagine you standing next to a roulette table, screaming "LOOK, IT WAS 17.  ALL OF YOU IDIOTS WHO THOUGHT YOU KNEW WHAT NUMBER IT WOULD BE SHOULD GO FARK YOURSELVES AND BE ASHAMED OF YOUR LIES."


That is perhaps the dumbest comparison ever.  The usual Dem loyalists were trying to exploit a tragedy to demonize their political opponents.  No matter how you look at it, they're immoral douches.  It's really amusing how many people are coming out of the woodwork to defend and downplay their behavior though.  It's almost as if a few people feel guilty...
2013-04-19 08:40:31 AM
2 votes:

Joe Blowme: Fissile: Wait, I'm confused.  Aren't Chechens some of the "good Muslims" that Murica aided and abetted in attacking the Russians?  Didn't the US of Murica repeatedly condemn the Russians for dropping cluster bombs on these "good Muslims"?   It appears that these Chechens made their way here from Turkey.  Isn't Turkey a "good Muslim" country that is a solid friend to Murica, and, even more importantly, a good friend to Israel?  Wasn't Bin Laden armed by Murica when he was killing Russians?  Sure is funny how the "good Muslims" that the US encourages to attack the Russians always seem to end up turning on Murica.

Because they are like unicorns.... they dont exsist


They don't make the news. Why would they? They're just living their lives like the rest of us.

But don't let a little thing like logic and reason get in the way of rampant idiocy. What fun would that be?
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-04-19 08:22:44 AM
2 votes:
I am a fairly libby lib... but violence is the answer this time.
2013-04-19 08:17:07 AM
2 votes:

Kittypie070: DamnYankees: This kid must be scared beyond his mind right now. Not that we need to feel bad for him, but just from a sociological point of view, imagine how farked he must feel.

And the people of Boston should care why, exactly?


At what point did DamnYankees say the people of Boston should care? It looks like you only read the part of that sentence which you bolded.
2013-04-19 08:14:27 AM
2 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: This is why I despise empathy.


People who plant bombs to kill others wantonly also lack the quality.
2013-04-19 08:04:33 AM
2 votes:
Two, quite literally, Caucasians.
2013-04-19 07:54:51 AM
2 votes:

Walker: People sending him a gift....for the lulz

[img.photobucket.com image 786x497]


So he's a devout Muslim, but his personal priority is career and money?  What a dipshiat.
2013-04-19 07:50:19 AM
2 votes:
I really, really hope they catch this motherfarker alive. I want some sort of farking explanation.
2013-04-19 07:47:40 AM
2 votes:
If Bush was still President, we would be staging our invasion of Czechoslavakiia.
2013-04-19 07:42:17 AM
2 votes:
I could only imagine the horror of the parents when they find out what their children have done. Parents worst nightmare.
2013-04-19 07:41:19 AM
2 votes:

Ham Sandvich: Bullet hole in my wall from Watertown shootout. My head was there minutes before. #watertown twitter.com/Dutchguy000/st...
- Kristian Tuinzing (@Dutchguy000) April 19, 2013


That douche stole it from this person...

https://twitter.com/AKitz/status/325132600161234944/photo/1

That is the actual picture from the guy that has been interviewed. What kind of dick steals that pic and does that?
2013-04-19 07:40:57 AM
2 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: So, a nice helping of crow for those claiming it was two white dudes?

Remember, when talking terrorism, blame Muslims and you'll be right 99% of the time.


They are white.  In fact, they are more Caucasian than just about anybody else on the planet.
2013-04-19 07:40:23 AM
2 votes:
You're wanted for a terrorist attack and you decide to rob a 7-Eleven? Don't they cover that in Isalmaic-Jihadist 101? After attack, GTFO!
2013-04-19 07:36:53 AM
2 votes:
You know right now Pooty-Poot is saying "I've had to deal with these chechen dogs causing terror and havoc for years...now it's your turn!"
2013-04-19 07:34:09 AM
2 votes:
I'm posting in a thread too!
2013-04-19 07:33:30 AM
2 votes:
Chechens? That came out of left field. Typically they go after Russians. What's their beef with the US?
2013-04-19 07:33:17 AM
2 votes:

zerkalo: farking chechens


Chechnya, huh?

For all those predicting that they'd be white - step up and claim your prize.

For all those claiming they'd be middle eastern Islamic terrorists - step up and claim your prize.

/Hope they get the other big nosed bastard before he kills anyone else.
2013-04-19 07:32:53 AM
2 votes:

SmackLT: Boston: "You mess around with us on Monday, we kill you by Friday. WE DO NOT F*CK AROUND"


Well, you know... it's kinda like... you ever have your boss plop a big project on your desk on Monday, and you want to have it finished before the weekend?
2013-04-19 07:32:40 AM
2 votes:

scraping-fetus-off-the-wheel: Need that guy alive to get the whole story. Hope they get him quick.


We don't need the 'whole story' if we know where they're from.  If they ARE from Chechnya, we already have the whole story.
2013-04-19 07:29:50 AM
2 votes:
I think Russia is about to get a lot of help in rolling these bastards up for good.
2013-04-19 07:29:49 AM
2 votes:
Hope they capture the second guy. Also, I can't believe they were still in Boston.
2013-04-19 07:28:30 AM
2 votes:
farking chechens
2013-04-19 11:52:14 AM
1 votes:

zabadu: I love it.  They are interviewing the uncle - Question:  "Any reason you can think why they did this?"  Uncle: "They are losers!"



i had juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust turend the tv on seconds before that question.  i was like, "did he really just say that?"

I get the feeling based upon a telephone interview i heard on NPR earlier (my wife woke me up with the news, so we had the radio on) where some kid said "one was a loser, the other brother was really cool....bu the other one was a loser" that "loser" is apparently some kind of epithet within that community that means something far worse than our traditional "you're a loser" thing.

kind of like how if you show a mideastern cat the bottom of your shoe.  there, that means something.  here, it doesn;t mean dick.


"They were losers!"
2013-04-19 11:50:27 AM
1 votes:

Charlie Freak: The armchair psychologists brigade is really, really bad at guessing/understanding people's motivations.


yeah I've got a bunch of psychology degrees and have even worked as a therapist and i"ll go ahead the tell you that anything said is completely speculation and someone who has a need to sound like an authority. Everyone's motivations are different and you can't generalize. Now if they believe a certain ideology, you can speak about the general beliefs themselves but not the motivations of the individuals
mjg
2013-04-19 11:49:05 AM
1 votes:
Actual rational reporting on Boston from Al Jazeera.
http://www.aljazeera.com/watch_now/
2013-04-19 11:46:43 AM
1 votes:

Tommy Moo: Hey Drew, I understand you want to make money, but try to understand that many of us are trying to monitor this thread while listening to news streams. Could we not have video ads that automatically play sound? Thanks.


Do you not use Adblock?   Fark still bypasses it for some stuff, which is shiatty, but it is better than nothing.
2013-04-19 11:46:17 AM
1 votes:

what_now: fark you.


DOUCHEBAG!
2013-04-19 11:45:16 AM
1 votes:

what_now: fark you.

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 500x290]


jesus, what an asshole.
2013-04-19 11:43:55 AM
1 votes:

Coco LaFemme: If there's a jumper, that could be the 2nd suspect.  His behavior the last week doesn't strike me as someone who'd allow themselves to be taken alive.


The whole situation means nobody can be taken alive.

Just like we couldn't take Bin Ladin alive, both of these guys will end up dead too.

Why would you want them constructing their own narrative when you can kill them and create one yourself that fits your political agenda?
2013-04-19 11:42:24 AM
1 votes:

Altitude5280: globalwarmingpraiser: On NBC right now. The Uncle is slamming them for being losers and hating everyone. DAMN.

That interview was incredible.


That's what needs to happen to make people not want to do things like this. Don't glorify them. They were nice people. Now they are pieces of crap.
2013-04-19 11:42:00 AM
1 votes:
Anyone have a link of the interview with the uncle?
2013-04-19 11:41:44 AM
1 votes:

lifeboat: Fark, I want to know absolutely everything that's happened up till now.


Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it. 

/I'm sure someone else posted this, too.
//sorry
2013-04-19 11:41:01 AM
1 votes:

Gosling: I believe this is only the third time in site history that Fark has itself gotten farked.

The other two: 9/11 and the reaching of a verdict in the Michael Jackson trial.


naw, it's becoming the norm. i don't think we survived thru the entirety of one debate last fall.
2013-04-19 11:40:55 AM
1 votes:
lol @ the uncle on TV..

Reporter: What do you think the reason was for this?

Uncle: BEING LOSERS.
2013-04-19 11:40:41 AM
1 votes:
CBS News is reporting that the father of the men who committed the Boston bombings is furious at the US for killing his son... wow,  Hey Asshole, your son set off a bomb in a peaceful sporting event that killed 3 people including an 8 year child, and then proceeded to kill an officer of the law.... STFU
2013-04-19 11:35:32 AM
1 votes:
If there's a jumper, that could be the 2nd suspect.  His behavior the last week doesn't strike me as someone who'd allow themselves to be taken alive.
2013-04-19 11:35:15 AM
1 votes:
I feel bad for the innocent guy who was stripped naked by the police and taken away in handcuffs in front of the cameras.

http://www.policymic.com/articles/36407/boston-marathon-bombing-susp ec ts-one-suspect-reportedly-detained
2013-04-19 11:34:30 AM
1 votes:
Would creating a new thread for this help the servers?
2013-04-19 11:33:54 AM
1 votes:
Here's his actual twitter account:

https://twitter.com/J_tsar

Apparently a cached profile pic shows it's really him.


Jahar @J_tsar 15 Apr
Ain't no love in the heart of the city, stay safe people

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2013-04-19 11:30:51 AM
1 votes:

ExpressPork: No doubt the other 99.9% of Muslims who are "peaceful" (lol) will finally call upon that last .1% to stop the killing of innocents



biatch please. No one's interested in your trolling today.
2013-04-19 11:26:23 AM
1 votes:

phyrkrakr: Hey, instead of beating the Islam/Teabagger drums, how about a different conspiracy? These guys are from Chechnya, right? Any way we can tie them into the Boris Berezovsky thing in London? Berezovsky supposedly had some ties to the underworld over there.


Correct, Putin and Boris were good friends
2013-04-19 11:26:03 AM
1 votes:
On NBC right now. The Uncle is slamming them for being losers and hating everyone. DAMN.
2013-04-19 11:23:17 AM
1 votes:

Somacandra: mjg: Let the 'profiling' of an entire country (Chechnya) begin.

To be fair, this is how Americans learn physical and cultural geography. People couldn't be bothered to learn what Serbia was until Clinton started dropping bombs.


Glad Fark stayed up long enough for you to post that...mine got eaten.
2013-04-19 11:20:25 AM
1 votes:
The robot is working on the suspect now.
2013-04-19 11:17:01 AM
1 votes:

The Life Of Brian: WHY does CNN keep saying the police are calling for a Russian translator??

Heard nothing like that on the scanner..and the suspect speaks fluent english/been in country & went to highschool for years!


His native language is Russian. He may speak fluent English but at a super stressful time like this, it's better to talk to him in his native language. Also, I think they have his father in Russia on the phone.
2013-04-19 11:15:19 AM
1 votes:

mjg

Let the 'profiling' of an entire country (Chechnya) begin.


Yeah, far right wing secretary here has already been chanting "Islam connection knnneeeewww it" in sing song voice.

2013-04-19 11:13:40 AM
1 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com

Faster, dammit! Information overload.
2013-04-19 11:12:46 AM
1 votes:
Supposedly this is his Amazon wishlist, or so Time says.
2013-04-19 11:12:33 AM
1 votes:
Holy fark they just sent in the robots to take the jacket off the guy.
2013-04-19 11:12:21 AM
1 votes:
EOD robot trying to get the old guy's jacket off, per scanner
2013-04-19 11:11:28 AM
1 votes:

Grand_Moff_Joseph: This is a real-life episode of 24.  Seriously.


Has Kiefer Sutherland shown up on TV yelling "WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!" yet? :P
2013-04-19 11:11:09 AM
1 votes:

Snarfangel: muck4doo: Okay, that was crazy. Police closing in on a building, and a shot is heard. Police re-position themselves.

Then they turn to the side and spit, and eye the batter warily as the catcher makes hand signals.


Touchdown! No, seriously. Already 1 cop dead and 1 wounded. I can see why they are taking every precaution. We don't need any more deaths.
2013-04-19 11:10:54 AM
1 votes:

InmanRoshi: BE ADVISED:  Picture of the suspect and his Boston Sleeper Cell, reportedly carrying toxic chemical agent known as "Drakkar Noir".  [img.gawkerassets.com image 720x540]


And one of 'em looks to have reached critical mass, is undergoing fission.
2013-04-19 11:10:08 AM
1 votes:
You can hear the craziness of the shootout in this vid:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cqo1Ad6spkY">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=Cqo1Ad6spkY
2013-04-19 11:08:40 AM
1 votes:

d23: send in da robots

[www.rocketdogbulldozer.com image 304x428]


okay...

societeperrier.com
2013-04-19 11:08:00 AM
1 votes:

NFA: Okay, these guys robbed a store, shot people and threw explosives at police.  How does this make them the Marathon bombers?


Because they ran 26 miles doing it?
2013-04-19 11:07:17 AM
1 votes:

Shryke: Ctrl-Alt-Del: It is a right-wing nut job.

I am guessing you lump everyone you don't like in to that category. Sorry mate.


I'm sorry that you don't like the fact that most Muslim jihadists are reactionary rightwingers, but that doesn't change the fact that they are.

I mean, I get the fact that most reactionary American rightwing extremists really hate and fear Muslims, but that doesn't magically transform them into liberals. They're hardcore religious nut jobs - anti-abortion, anti-evolution, anti-pornography, opposed to sex outside of marriage, in favor of harsh anti-drug laws, opposed to feminism, virulently anti-homosexual. Those sure as shiat ain't "leftie" positions, dude.  Substitute "Jesus" for "Allah" and they could be Pat Robertson

So yeah, most of the folks speculating the last few days that these were rightwing nutjobs were correct. Of course, any speculation that they were teabaggers, or anti-government libertarian types were just plain wrong. They're not Aryan Nation, or  Army of God, or Sovereign Citizens, just their Muslim counterparts
2013-04-19 11:07:12 AM
1 votes:

star_topology: On the next episode of "The Americans" ...


To hell with that.  We're in a full-on Michael Bay production.
2013-04-19 11:06:56 AM
1 votes:
BE ADVISED:  Picture of the suspect and his Boston Sleeper Cell, reportedly carrying toxic chemical agent known as "Drakkar Noir".  img.gawkerassets.com
2013-04-19 11:06:47 AM
1 votes:
MSNBC saying they are worried this dude "has boobytrapped the city".

The fire rises.
2013-04-19 11:06:39 AM
1 votes:

mrmyxolodian: Autocorrect...
Thanks fark for going down when I need you most.


You'd think they'd fix that already.
2013-04-19 11:06:16 AM
1 votes:
Damn cooking / game shows are all I'm getting. This is why America is getting dumber. How about some news, dumbasses? And Fark keeps kicking me off, saying "Service Overloaded". So now i'm going to post something pointless to make the haystack larger! Wooooooooo!
2013-04-19 11:05:10 AM
1 votes:
2013-04-19 11:04:43 AM
1 votes:

Captain Steroid: YES! THEY CAUGHT HIM! :D


Yep, not buying it.

Via Al Jazeera: "there is a man on the ground, but he is not the second suspect"

Jesus, I'm *really* out of here now.

http://www.aljazeera.com/watch_now/

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-22213651
2013-04-19 11:02:48 AM
1 votes:
2013-04-19 11:02:16 AM
1 votes:
The terrorists broke FARK!

They've gone too far this time! >:O
2013-04-19 10:48:12 AM
1 votes:
No, they didn't get him. And Fark is wrong, again.
Farkers, please - this place is not a sound source of news or even opinion.
2013-04-19 10:47:25 AM
1 votes:

NittLion78: All I know is whoever the police expert was the other day that said the Boston bombing had the hallmarks of both radical domestic and radical Islamic terror pretty much hit the nail on the head with that one.


....

Really?  He effectively said "it could be ANYTHING."  That's not hitting the nail on the head, that's being so over broad you can't be wrong and your statement is useless.

"I predict that you will either respond not not respond to my reply to you."

NAILED IT
2013-04-19 10:46:53 AM
1 votes:
This is not him.  This is another thing.  Earlier, a guy dropped a bag in front of some store and took off running.
2013-04-19 10:45:43 AM
1 votes:

Cpl.D: Scanner I been using completely farked.  Can't listen in.


This one works http://www.ustream.tv/channel/ma-rt-9-window-cam
2013-04-19 10:44:10 AM
1 votes:

Grand_Moff_Joseph: WTF Indeed: Alex Jones tonight: "This was a false flag operation so Obama could test his martial law takeover of cities plan. He used Boston because they are all good liberals who would trust him."

Please tell me you're kidding.  Please.  :(


Alex Jones is claiming Navy Seals were involved in the bombing.

Mark Freeking Levin was blasting Jones for being too much of a right wing nut case. That's truly how you know you're off the deep end.
2013-04-19 10:44:03 AM
1 votes:

PirateFuzzball: On the police scanner: They have him at gun point, but he may have a device on him.


Nevermind. Misheard. Some old guy with a suspicious device.
2013-04-19 10:39:19 AM
1 votes:

LessO2: This guy is on his Twitter account deleting Tweets and re-tweeting right now.

Has gained 2,000+ followers in the past hour.


I thought that was just a troll account??
2013-04-19 10:36:02 AM
1 votes:

blackdawn: https://twitter.com/Dzhokhar_

Tweets just got deleted as did the 3 pics.


Fake account, some dickhead changed their Twitter name to troll.
2013-04-19 10:35:32 AM
1 votes:

studman 69: https://twitter.com/Dzhokhar_

There were some tweets on there that were about sports but they've been deleted. Weird.


Wow, yeah, they're gone. Mostly soccer related stuff and some stuff that seemed to imply he ran (or helped to run) something called FootyTube. The last one I saw dated to around Christmas.

If it's someone else from FootyTube logging in to his account and deleting them to hide the embarrassment of being associated with him, I imagine that's a quick way to get the FBI party van to show up to your place.
2013-04-19 10:31:36 AM
1 votes:

frymeupasteak: most of you fark libs should take a good look in the mirror right now, and then review all the stupid shiat you said this week. and then tell yourself this:

we have been and are in a war with islamic terrorists. this is just the tip of the iceberg. your denial, and our current administration's attempt to label law abiding american citizens as "domestic terrorists"
to lump them in the same basket as monday's perps, was a contributing factor to monday's events.
i still see some of you trying to twist this into some NRA and other lunatic rhetoric so you can evade
the obvious point:  you and your leaders are partially responsible for taking your eye off the ball
and have put millions of innocent civilians at risk.


Rednecks should be very quiet this week.  One of your retards tried two different attacks on the government this week.
2013-04-19 10:29:34 AM
1 votes:
White Muslim... and this is the same reason I lose my NCAA bracket.
2013-04-19 10:29:23 AM
1 votes:

Orgasmatron138: FARK first became really unbearable to me around the 2008 election. Had to take a few months away, and then forgot my original password, so I had to make a new account (I go back to about 2003-ish, the Admiral Ackbar PS thread got me hooked; "It's a Map!" still rules).

This place used to be awesome. Now, with the immediate breakdown of all events into predictable political arguments, the overzealous deletion of posts, and, worst of all, the reduction of BOOBIES threads, I'm only coming here out of habit. I'm sure at some point I'll find something better.


I agree.  I'm here more of habit than anything else.  We used to hang out and talk about stuff here and enjoy the conversations...now, it's all about who can make the other look the worst, attack the hardest and scream the loudest.  It's Junior High all over again and I don't have my hot math teacher/gym teacher's breast to look at through those bra-less, white shirts...
2013-04-19 10:29:17 AM
1 votes:

DrPainMD: All of Boston on lockdown? Fark that. It's time to biatchslap the government and let them know who's in charge... we the people.


You're free to go outside.

However, you're also completely on your own. If you're taken hostage - or a cop mistakes you for the gunman - tough shiat.
2013-04-19 10:28:34 AM
1 votes:

jso2897: Jim from Saint Paul: jso2897: Farkers have been wrong about EVERYTHING so far, and I will take your word for what it is worth - jack shiat.

jso2897: Farkers have been wrong about EVERYTHING so far, and I will take your word for what it is worth - jack shiat.

jso2897: Farkers have been wrong about EVERYTHING so far, and I will take your word for what it is worth - jack shiat.

Sorry - but, in the last twenty-four hours, Farkers have infromed me that the bombers are:
Two random guys in the New York Post.
A missing Indian student.
Teabaggers.
Redneck gun nuts.
Occupy Wall Streeters.
Anarchists.
Iranian or Saudi intel or other operatives.
Mossad.
Jihadists.
Nihilists.
Lunatics.
Please forgive me for failing to buy into whatever the current "theory" is.


Well, we'll all go hand in our Press Association passes in the morning .. I mean Fark must maintain it's image as a reputable news source
2013-04-19 10:28:19 AM
1 votes:
Police scanner says they found someone drop a duffel bag here:

i.imgur.com
2013-04-19 10:27:30 AM
1 votes:

GoldSpider: jso2897: I have no knowledge that he "says" anything - they haven't caught him, and may not catch him alive. I remind you - Farkers have been wrong about EVERYTHING so far, and I will take your word for what it is worth - jack shiat.

If I go back and check the original bombing threads, will I find you postulating about the ideology of the perpetrator(s)?


Nope.
2013-04-19 10:25:24 AM
1 votes:
Boston station has a tag line: AP reports that Dad called his son "a true angel."

Not yet, but I'm sure we will do all we can to get him free of his body.
2013-04-19 10:25:07 AM
1 votes:

JayCab: Argh, now all the dumb interviews with people that peripherally know the kid, adding nothing of interest or relevance.


THIS.

If someone can't say "Oh, he's right here," those interviews are useless.
2013-04-19 10:22:00 AM
1 votes:

Theaetetus: DrPainMD: All of Boston on lockdown? Fark that. It's time to biatchslap the government and let them know who's in charge... we the people.

[www.celebrateboston.com image 420x270]
What the last time all of Boston was in lockdown looked like


Is Crispus Attucks OK?
2013-04-19 10:21:49 AM
1 votes:

T-Servo: Mike Chewbacca: Smgth: Silly Jesus: UNC_Samurai: Smgth: Mike Chewbacca: This thread(s) was better in the middle of the night when all the idiots were sleeping.

A million times THIS!

No one blabbing on and on about 'libs' and 'rightwing' and yadda yadda...

Why does this have to be political in ANY way?

Because the FARK admins and mods let the trolls overrun the Politics Tab over the course of the last few years.

Because in all of the previous threads Farkers were having a circle jerk fantasizing about it being a Tea Bagger on Tax Day.  Now that it's Islamists it's all "why bring up that it wasn't tea tards, man?"

Not in the last thread it wasn't. I know that's what you choose to believe, but that doesn't make it true. I've been watching this thing play out for almost 12 hours, and the previous thread wasn't talking about politics.

Nope, it was scanner feeds and twitter feeds and photos and google maps of everything going on. It was freaking awesome!

Yup, it was worth staying up all night. Now, not so much.


Wow, I didn't realize the shiatstain troll responded to me.

For everyone's benefit, please remember that Screwball Jesus, like tentonsofderp, is a well-known threadshiatter.  Putting him on ignore is the best thing you can do for yourself and everyone else.  I'll refrain from repeating this, as I don't want to threadjack too badly.
2013-04-19 10:21:45 AM
1 votes:

DrPainMD: All of Boston on lockdown? Fark that. It's time to biatchslap the government and let them know who's in charge... we the people.


Well then, what are you waiting for, patriot? Get on out there, and give 'em hell! Today would be an excellent day for some Liberty-lovin' Real 'Mericans to rally in Beantown.
2013-04-19 10:21:43 AM
1 votes:

InmanRoshi: Derpers have only gone 1 for 2 this week on domestic terrorism, after the TeaTard was caught for the Ricin attacks.


First, this is a tea tard?

patterico.com

A guy who attacks a US senator with a near 100% positive rating from the NRA and just about any other conservative organization isn't exactly following the tea party line.  He's simply an equal opportunity nut.

The part you and the other libs miss (actually ignore because it is uncomfortable) is that even if he was acting as part of a political movement, his actions were a perfect fit for domestic terrorists from both the left and right.  He went after specific targets that were directly linked to his agenda.  Even if he hadn't signed the letter, he would be easily tagged as a domestic.

The internationals go for shock effect - specifically targeting random civilian populations.  A market in Baghdad.  A school in Russia.  A marathon in Boston.
2013-04-19 10:19:43 AM
1 votes:
This Russian has been terrorizing my pants for years, and no one has locked her up.

i690.photobucket.com
2013-04-19 10:19:04 AM
1 votes:

DrPainMD: All of Boston on lockdown? Fark that. It's time to biatchslap the government and let them know who's in charge... we the people.


www.celebrateboston.com
What the last time all of Boston was in lockdown looked like
2013-04-19 10:19:03 AM
1 votes:
jso2897: Farkers have been wrong about EVERYTHING so far, and I will take your word for what it is worth - jack shiat.

jso2897:
Farkers have been wrong about EVERYTHING so far, and I will take your word for what it is worth - jack shiat.

jso2897: Farkers have been wrong about EVERYTHING so far, and I will take your word for what it is worth - jack shiat.
2013-04-19 10:17:59 AM
1 votes:

DamnYankees: It's really amazing how utterly useless mainstream media is in events like this.


Twitter and other Internet sources were running with the story of the MIT shooting/carjacking nearly a full hour before any of the cable news stations picked up on it.  In fact, shiat was going down in Watertown before CNN even broke with the story that anyone had been shot at MIT.
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-04-19 10:17:55 AM
1 votes:

Coco LaFemme: Besides, I can't "cream my goddamn jeans" even if I wanted to......I'm not a guy.


If this was any other time the thread would explode based on this comment right there...
2013-04-19 10:16:10 AM
1 votes:

JackieRabbit: This smacks of an FBI disinformation campaign (NTTAWWT). There were five bombs total. So there has to be at least five people involved. Two guys carrying in five backpacks would have drawn immediate attention. Yet they only speak of two, the identities of which they are not releasing. They probably have a pretty good idea of who the other three are, but want to engender a false sense of safety in them. I suspect we are going to hear about a SWAP operation in a few days.


Or possibly early reports were wrong, as they often are in the immediate aftermath of a confusing event where a lot of information is being processed simultaneously. Such as reports of explosions that were later found to be incorrect and at least one bag which was detonated to be safe, but was subsequently discovered to be just a normal bag, no bomb materials inside.
2013-04-19 10:13:31 AM
1 votes:

Theaetetus: JerseyTim: I think we found a motivation: Apparently, he went to Prom with Snooki.

[s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 625x838]
What a butterface. All beige and blocky.


I have found the explosive devices:

i.imgur.com
2013-04-19 10:11:54 AM
1 votes:

UNC_Samurai: Smgth: Mike Chewbacca: This thread(s) was better in the middle of the night when all the idiots were sleeping.

A million times THIS!

No one blabbing on and on about 'libs' and 'rightwing' and yadda yadda...

Why does this have to be political in ANY way?

Because the FARK admins and mods let the trolls overrun the Politics Tab over the course of the last few years.


Remember that brief period after a huge purge of trolls? That was awesome.
2013-04-19 10:10:39 AM
1 votes:

keypusher: OtherLittleGuy: OdradekRex: Dear President Putin,

Please feel free to turn Chechnya into a smoldering parking lot.  We won't complain any more.

kthksbye

"President Putin, the Americans have discovered the 'Chechan' sleepers."

(leans bad) "Good. Now the Americans will do the work for us."

I guess that works, actually.


Apparently, the fella running Chechnya at the moment is a 'fist of Putin puppet' type [to coin a phrase], and the restive Chechan elements all hang out over the border in Dagestan.  I'm a bit iffy on my "istans" but it seems the terrorist types moved next door and have been launching fairly continuous attacks.

Not sure how this information is useful to what's going on though:)
2013-04-19 10:10:08 AM
1 votes:

Mrfusticle: Right wing Islamists? Right wing tea tards? What's the difference?

/about 300 pounds


img684.imageshack.us
2013-04-19 10:09:39 AM
1 votes:

tenpoundsofcheese: are you kidding me? go back to the thread and do a search. there were plenty of people trying to weave that story.


Yeah, TeaTards were only 1 for 2 on domestic terrorism for the week, after the TeaTard was caught for the Ricin attacks.    Chin up, even Ted Williams didn't bat .500.
2013-04-19 10:08:17 AM
1 votes:

Silly Jesus: But Fark told me it would be right wing TeaTards?!?!?!

And it turned out to be more crazy Islamists?

You let me down, Fark.


Right wing Islamists? Right wing tea tards? What's the difference?

/about 300 pounds
2013-04-19 10:07:13 AM
1 votes:

FriarReb98: So...apparently he was a UMass Dartmouth student, which means UMD's campus is closed, and is being evacuated (sister that lives down the road just drove by there).  I have no idea how that works, but this is going to be an interesting commute today.


The police are worried that, over the past four days, the suspect and his brother may have been planting explosives.  And, honestly, I would view it as a legitimate concern.  Better safe than sorry when a bomber is concerned.
2013-04-19 10:06:43 AM
1 votes:
Every time something new, often wrong, and often not even tangentially-related comes out, everybody does that scene from "Airplane" where the reporters all run into and knock over the phone booths. And this is the future of information? I wonder if there's another group of people that you shouldn't tell everything because they just don't know what to do with all the information...

I will say this before I step off my soapbox - the postulating, the hypothesizing by people who just don't have a clue reminds me a lot of [insert your favorite partisan forum here]. But at least here there are wrong people on both sides to tamp down the echo chamber effect. Or is it magnify? There's just so much wrong.

The bullshiat piles higher and higher, but it's fascinating and I can't seem to look away, so carry on.
2013-04-19 10:05:20 AM
1 votes:
I think we found a motivation: Apparently, he went to Prom with Snooki.
2013-04-19 10:04:26 AM
1 votes:

tenpoundsofcheese: Where are all the farkers who were trying to weave the story that these people were Tea Party members?

Are they busily looking through pictures of Tea Party events to see if they can still make a connection?


since we know exactly zero about thier motives at this point, can you say with certainty they were NOT tea party members or have you already assumed a motive based on the few facts you have abou them so far?  And will you be shocked when you are called a bigot later?
2013-04-19 10:04:08 AM
1 votes:

Smgth: Mike Chewbacca: This thread(s) was better in the middle of the night when all the idiots were sleeping.

A million times THIS!

No one blabbing on and on about 'libs' and 'rightwing' and yadda yadda...

Why does this have to be political in ANY way?


Seriously! Just ten posts in a row of "Holy shiat, Black Hat had a bomb on his chest!"
2013-04-19 10:04:07 AM
1 votes:

Mike Chewbacca: This thread(s) was better in the middle of the night when all the idiots were sleeping.


THIS
2013-04-19 10:01:54 AM
1 votes:

James72: You know how they made the announcement that the bombs were made from pressure cookers and people speculated that pressure cookers would be made illegal. All those people that ordered pressure cookers online with standard shipping are probably getting them delivered today.


It has to be the height of stupidity to place an order for an item made to use a bomb a few days after a bombing using that item.
2013-04-19 10:01:48 AM
1 votes:

TravelingRetard: I've been waiting 6 hours to say this.  Holy Fark!

I've been following the threads of this event all day- finally prompted to create an acct after lurking for over a decade.


And that was the best name you could come up with?

/Welcome to Fark
2013-04-19 10:01:02 AM
1 votes:
Seen heading to Florida:

www.accidentalsexiness.com
2013-04-19 10:00:05 AM
1 votes:

Magorn: Fissile: Even now the Tea-hadists on Fox are trying to spin this by calling this pair "Russians".   Chechens are not Russians, they are not even Slavic.   No one will admit that our "good Muslim" friends have repeatedly turned on Murica and farked up its shiat.

actually the Chechens ARE russians, at least according to Russia, many Chechens disagreed, and the was some unpleasantness you may recall from a few years back as they worked out thier disagreements.  BTW "Russian" is not an ethnicity,  Russia proper has about 3 dozen distinct ethnic groups and "slavic" was a racial classification only to the Nazis, so your tail is flashing there a little


===================

There are numerous ethnic groups in Russian, not just 3.  In Russia Jew is considered a nationality,  it doesn't matter if the person is religious or not.    The Nazis did not invent the concept of "Slav",  Slavic people self identified as Slavic for centuries.    These Chechens may be Russian "citizens", but they are not Russian nor are they ethnic Slavic.    Now can now go back to gluing your face to Fox News.
2013-04-19 09:57:58 AM
1 votes:

eagles95: I know its been said already...but this guy must play a hell of a lot of GTA


vgboxart.com
2013-04-19 09:56:34 AM
1 votes:

WinoRhino: Flashman73: FWIW: from his vk.com page (http://vk.com/id160300242 ):

World View: Islam

FFS, here we go with the asshattery.


Yeah, how dare someone point out what this man himself put on the internet!
2013-04-19 09:54:26 AM
1 votes:

Molavian: jso2897: Dancin_In_Anson: Chechens eh?

Playing out like a Tom Clancy novel.

No. White, American citizens.Religion, if any, unknown.

Nah, it's known.  They're muslims.

So Chechnyan-born radical jihadists.


Maybe - maybe not. Fark has been wrong about everything else so far - so I won't be taking anybody here's word for one single thing.
2013-04-19 09:53:02 AM
1 votes:
I've been waiting 6 hours to say this.  Holy Fark!

I've been following the threads of this event all day- finally prompted to create an acct after lurking for over a decade.
2013-04-19 09:51:25 AM
1 votes:

Bartman66: Cybernetic: Coiled Hot 1: dittybopper: zerkalo: farking chechens

Wait:  I was under the impression that it was right wing domestic terrorism.  I mean, based on the speculation on new shows and on a lot of people on Fark, I thought it was the next Timothy McVeigh.

This...A lot of crow shall be eaten today.

No it won't. At least not publicly. They'll just save up whatever bile they have left and use it the next time an opportunity presents itself.

THIS
You almost feel bad for the people in cluding 'ol Janet, that is wasn't a white guy who either came back from the military, blaming abortions or hates Obama? because they have invested so much into that theory I am sure that they can't believe that they could be wrong?



First of all, Jesus friggin' christ you people are thin skinned whiners. You're not oppressed because some people on a public forum jumped to a conclusion. When butthurt like this is taken to an extreme we see things like that Homeland Security report that had to be withdrawn because it hurt some conservatives' feelings. Talk about political correctness being shoved down everyone's throats...

Second, have you ever considered that, sure, personal bias is involved, but another part of the reason that people like to jump to that conclusion is because of the number of right-wingers who've bombed federal buildings and shot up public places over the last couple decades? It's a little out of proportion with their representation in the U.S. population.

Finally, the way I remember it was there was more "we always get this wrong so let's not speculate" than "I bet this was a right wing nutjob" commentary in the Fark threads I read. (For myself, I didn't publicly speculate on this one. I haven't speculated on anyone's alignment since the Sikh Temple shooting, where I correctly called the perp as a supremacist.)

So get over yourselves and man up, will ya?
2013-04-19 09:51:17 AM
1 votes:
Sean Collier was the 26 year old officer who died last night. He's was on the job for a year.

Students are organizing care packages for MIT officers
2013-04-19 09:51:08 AM
1 votes:

Fissile: Even now the Tea-hadists on Fox are trying to spin this by calling this pair "Russians".   Chechens are not Russians, they are not even Slavic.   No one will admit that our "good Muslim" friends have repeatedly turned on Murica and farked up its shiat.


actually the Chechens ARE russians, at least according to Russia, many Chechens disagreed, and the was some unpleasantness you may recall from a few years back as they worked out thier disagreements.  BTW "Russian" is not an ethnicity,  Russia proper has about 3 dozen distinct ethnic groups and "slavic" was a racial classification only to the Nazis, so your tail is flashing there a little
2013-04-19 09:51:01 AM
1 votes:

mynameismark: So the kid ran over his brother that was just shot by cops? How then did the cops lose this guy?

Something seems fishy...


you are condensing 12 hours of events down into two sentences that aren't even correct.
2013-04-19 09:47:43 AM
1 votes:

ZeroCorpse: RELEVENT:

A neighbor of Tsarnaev's said he has been in the country at least since he was 7.

So can we please stop saying this is some sort of foreign attack? These guys seem to have been  AMERICANS of Chechen descent.

If we're going to go after these guys for their heritage, then we might as well go back to attacking all gingers for their connection to the IRA, and all people of English descent for their attachment to the attacks against the Colonies.


Correction: ONE brother was here since he was 7, the other was in Turkey, then moved to America last year, legally.

But, I'm sorry to say, the Brother who moved from Turkey did have negative things to say about Americans and was known to pay attention to radical Muslim teachings.

It seems like what we have here is a radical who convinced his brother to join him.
2013-04-19 09:43:55 AM
1 votes:
More accomplices? Oh dear...this could be asleeper cell.
2013-04-19 09:40:12 AM
1 votes:

modesto: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Chris Matthews was rushed to a local hospital after learning that the suspects were not white guys.

Except they are white guys.


white to ltcheesehead means WASP
2013-04-19 09:35:21 AM
1 votes:

Fissile: Two of my uncles were communists. One uncle served in the US Army during WWII. My father's uncle was a Nazi. Mixed bag, but nice try.


Um....
2013-04-19 09:34:24 AM
1 votes:
Most of all, I'd like to thank Fark's resident, right-wing, gun nut, self-persecuted martyrs who are doing their best to derail this thread into a whiny, partisan, gun-rights debate. Way to keep your eye on the ball.
2013-04-19 09:34:17 AM
1 votes:

MugzyBrown: Let's see, an armed terrorist held up, dangerous to arrest.

Why not just blow up the building with a hellfire missile.  I've been told this is a perfectly legal and approprate strategy when it happens in other countries.  I'm sure we'd all support it right now.


Other countries?
a.abcnews.com
2013-04-19 09:33:46 AM
1 votes:

megalynn44: Dimensio: As the city is on lockdown,

I have to say, it's hard to comprehend an entire city on lockdown.


Actually it's quite simple. You wake up, you check the news, and you realize that there has been a shooting down the street, that a guy with a suicide vest who was living half a mile from you is running around town, and that the entire state apparatus is telling you to STAY THE FARK HOME.

Plus, you get a couple emails telling you that the university is closed, the hospital is closed (med school researcher) and that events you wanted to attend are cancelled anyway.

So you stay home, have some tea, and enjoy the eerie scene of a silent Massachusetts Avenue.

/ Green, with mint
// Mint extract that is - can't grow real mint in this god-forsaken place
2013-04-19 09:33:17 AM
1 votes:
I really, REALLY don't think it's smart that CNN is showing the positions of the police around the scene.
2013-04-19 09:33:03 AM
1 votes:

Ham Sandvich: My ignore list is getting very thick and for that I am grateful.


Ignore is for the weak.
2013-04-19 09:32:05 AM
1 votes:
Let's see, an armed terrorist held up, dangerous to arrest.

Why not just blow up the building with a hellfire missile.  I've been told this is a perfectly legal and approprate strategy when it happens in other countries.  I'm sure we'd all support it right now.
2013-04-19 09:29:15 AM
1 votes:

msupf: wow, this thread has so much more derp than the previous, overnight, one.


My ignore list is getting very thick and for that I am grateful.
2013-04-19 09:28:16 AM
1 votes:

MaliFinn: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Chris Matthews was rushed to a local hospital after learning that the suspects were not white guys.

Except they are white guys.


You can't get more Caucasian than two guys from the Caucasus region of Russia...
2013-04-19 09:28:11 AM
1 votes:

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Chris Matthews was rushed to a local hospital after learning that the suspects were not white guys.


FTFY
2013-04-19 09:26:16 AM
1 votes:

rocinante721: Boston PD are asking all not to tweet or post any information from their scanners.


Please don't broadcast what we are broadcasting?

Makes sense.
2013-04-19 09:25:58 AM
1 votes:

bugontherug: indarwinsshadow: Maybe we need to learn to be more like the Russians. You go in, and you crush the country (Chechnya).

Agreed. Because crushing Chechnya has halted all terrorist attacks in Russia, just like invading Iraq finally put a stop to terrorist attacks there, and in the United States. In no way have either of these responses fed into any kind of cycle of violence or anything like that.


You country has to do something. It's bleeding. You're spending a fortune right now on your military, on feeling "safe" and it's not doing you a bit of good. Idiots with pressure cookers, BP and access to the internet made your lives hell this week. What good has all that billions done now?

What else is there? Surrendering. Pulling your troops home? Saying "we give up, please don't hurt us" and closing down your embassies?

It's not going to happen. You either respond with a big show of force, or you're out of the game. Say what you want, but the reason Russia is still around is anyone in that regions knows when you f*ck with the Russians you take your life in your hands. They don't just go in and kill you. They invade and kill you, your family, friends and anyone you've ever known. And then just for sh*ts and giggles they poison your water, salt your land, and burn everything else to the ground. It's not civilized, but neither is killing an 8 year old boy that's watching the Boston marathon.

Again. You're losing because you're too nice.
2013-04-19 09:24:11 AM
1 votes:

Walker: FOX news bimbo just pronounced his name as "Joe Car"


upload.wikimedia.org
"Fools"
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-04-19 09:23:17 AM
1 votes:

millifoo: >   a right wing nut job

aaand... it turns out it IS a right wing nut job


naw.. in Rush land Islamic terrorists are LIBERALS.

Words have meanings.  Anything you want them to mean, apparently.
2013-04-19 09:22:58 AM
1 votes:
Chris Matthews was rushed to a local hospital after learning that the suspects were not white guys.
2013-04-19 09:21:59 AM
1 votes:
Woah, I recognize this kid.  I wrestled against him in high school.  He had this one move called the Chechnyan Pretzel.  Basically, he'd come storming out, grab you by the legs and arms and twist you into a farking pretzel.  He looks small but must have had some extra chromosomes are some shiat, because he could open canned goods with his farking teeth.  Anyway, nobody could even come close to beating the son of a biatch.  And I had to wrestle him in the first round of our State tourney!

When the whistle blew, I came charging out and he came charging out.  Just like lightning, he grabbed and twisted me around.  I was upside down and turned around before I knew what hit me.  Then I saw it - dangling out of a singlet, a pair of hairy testicles!  Cheating be damned, I craned my neck and sunk my teeth into the farkers.  I pinned him half a second later.

Coach asked me how I won and I told him about the ball bite.  He asked, "You bit his nuts?"  And I had to admit, "No, they were mine!"
2013-04-19 09:21:10 AM
1 votes:
>   a right wing nut job

aaand... it turns out it IS a right wing nut job
2013-04-19 09:20:12 AM
1 votes:

Dimensio: As the city is on lockdown,


I have to say, it's hard to comprehend an entire city on lockdown.
2013-04-19 09:19:22 AM
1 votes:

Shryke: There must several dozen Fark Lefties in hysterics this morning. Aw.


why would that be?
2013-04-19 09:19:01 AM
1 votes:
According to the scanner, they're calling in a ballistic canine. I wasn't even aware we had suborbital canines.
2013-04-19 09:18:46 AM
1 votes:
Uncle just gave dad's address out live on CNN.
2013-04-19 09:18:35 AM
1 votes:
I just heard a bang.
2013-04-19 09:18:00 AM
1 votes:

Fissile: Dear moran.  You lived there for two years?  Boy, I guess you know everything about Eastern Europe.   MY FAMILY CAME TO THE US FROM EASTERN EUROPE AS REFUGEES AFTER WWII.  I've forget more about people like this then you're ever going to know.   THE US WAS PRO CHECHEN AND ENCOURAGED THE CHECHENS TO ATTACK RUSSIA.

Karma is a biatch, ain't it?


So, neither you nor your family has been there for 60 years, yet you're an expert?
2013-04-19 09:17:23 AM
1 votes:

nekom: BarkingUnicorn: nekom: cptrios: DamnYankees: This kid must be scared beyond his mind right now. Not that we need to feel bad for him, but just from a sociological point of view, imagine how farked he must feel.

I know you're getting a ton of crap for this, but it's a completely valid thought...I get the feeling that this kid was in thrall to his older brother and is at best a reluctant participant. It doesn't mean we should feel sorry for him, but it means that it might be possible to take him alive and get to the bottom of all of this.

Let's hope so. Not because I want blood (them both being dead would suffice for that), but because I want answers. I want the WHY behind this.

Why?  Serious question.  At best, this kid is going to spout an explanation which you will reject.  At worst,  you'll agree with him that "They had it coming."

Well, first and foremost we need to be sure it's just these two jackwagons and noone else. So far it SEEMS to be the case, but it would be nice to verify that with as much information as is possible. Secondly, more facts may help future profiling and criminal investigations.

Of course I don't personally care their reasons, whatever they are they are surely insane.


Ah, so you really want to know "what else?"  Gotcha.
2013-04-19 09:17:08 AM
1 votes:
What kind of idiot would start up a fake account while the manhunt is still on?  It sounds like a great way to end up with an obstruction charge.
2013-04-19 09:17:06 AM
1 votes:

Coco LaFemme: I'm not reading through over 1000 posts......someone give me a recap on what's happened.


Herp and derp.
2013-04-19 09:17:02 AM
1 votes:
It seems to me like they're just a couple of angry nutjobs without any kind of backing.  The fact they are chechen just means they were super farked up as kids, and are predisposed to being murderous nutjobs.
2013-04-19 09:16:12 AM
1 votes:

Crewmannumber6: Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it.


A+
2013-04-19 09:16:05 AM
1 votes:
They are apparently trying to evac 20 people who just got off work from the area. Requesting if police escort is needed or if they can just leave.
2013-04-19 09:15:54 AM
1 votes:

Shryke: There must several dozen Fark Lefties in hysterics this morning. Aw.


wha

I am perfectly calm in fact been falling asleep for the last hour.

cry moar
2013-04-19 09:15:14 AM
1 votes:

miss diminutive: Posting online now? This is just too surreal.


1.bp.blogspot.com
2013-04-19 09:15:06 AM
1 votes:
And the Uncle just gave the home address and name of another Uncle on live TV.

Hopefully the reporters and cops get there before overzealous neighbors.
2013-04-19 09:14:21 AM
1 votes:

vudukungfu: This just in. CNN's reporting that the 7-11 clerk wasn't even supposed to be there that day.


If only he had closed up and participated in the hockey game on the roof
2013-04-19 09:14:01 AM
1 votes:

muck4doo: Why would Chechens be mad at the U.S?


Well if this had anything to do with them being Chechens, there is how cozy the US has been with Russia. But given how long the brothers have been in the US, I suspect their ethnicity is about as relevant as their preferences in shoe brands.
2013-04-19 09:13:39 AM
1 votes:

Coco LaFemme: I'm not reading through over 1000 posts......someone give me a recap on what's happened.


The assclowns who bombed the marathon shot some cops last night so now the cops shot one of them and are about to shoot the other.
2013-04-19 09:10:50 AM
1 votes:

FrancoFile: Fissile: FrancoFile: Fissile: Wait, I'm confused.  Aren't Chechens some of the "good Muslims" that Murica aided and abetted in attacking the Russians?  Didn't the US of Murica repeatedly condemn the Russians for dropping cluster bombs on these "good Muslims"?   It appears that these Chechens made their way here from Turkey.  Isn't Turkey a "good Muslim" country that is a solid friend to Murica, and, even more importantly, a good friend to Israel?  Wasn't Bin Laden armed by Murica when he was killing Russians?  Sure is funny how the "good Muslims" that the US encourages to attack the Russians always seem to end up turning on Murica.

Um, no.

The Chechens are not 'good Muslims' and the US has never supported them.  They are ethnic gangsters, pure and simple, and their religion just makes it easier for them to get support from radical Islamists in other countries.

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Your tiny Fox News contaminated mind can't admit the truth, can it?   The US has REPEATEDLY CONDEMNED THE RUSSIANS FOR DEFENDING THEMSELVES FROM THE CHECHENS.   Every time the Chechens blew up a grade school in Russia, Dick Cheney would cream himself. So, to sum up, FARK YOU.

Hey Dickwad.  Yeah, you.

I lived in Russia for two years, when the Chechens were just starting to flex their muscles after the end of the Soviet Union.  I was there when Dudayev was in power, and bombs were going off in Moscow.  I worked with ordinary Russians - including ones who came from neighboring regions of the Caucuses - who told me about how long the Chechens had been an integral part of organized crime, going back to before the October Revolution.

The US criticized the Russians for using egregious levels of force in the Beslan hostage taking, but condemned the hostage-takers.  I was still in touch with friends there when it happened.

So stop living in a fantasy world, Dickwad.


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Dear moran.  You lived there for two years?  Boy, I guess you know everything about Eastern Europe.   MY FAMILY CAME TO THE US FROM EASTERN EUROPE AS REFUGEES AFTER WWII.  I've forget more about people like this then you're ever going to know.   THE US WAS PRO CHECHEN AND ENCOURAGED THE CHECHENS TO ATTACK RUSSIA.

Karma is a biatch, ain't it?
2013-04-19 09:10:43 AM
1 votes:

GungFu: ACunningPlan: One of the most interesting insights into Tamerlan's personality so far comes from a photo album, titled "Will Box For Passport," that photographer Johannes Hirn took of the slain suspect. Tamerlan was apparently a boxer who hoped to gain citizenship by being selected for the U.S. Olympic team: "Unless his native Chechnya becomes independent, Tamerlan says he would rather compete for the United States than for Russia," Hirn wrote.
Other captions paint Tamerlan as a devoted Muslim. "I'm very religious," he says at one point, noting that he does not smoke or drink alchol. "There are no values anymore," he says, worrying that "people can't control themselves."
Tamerlan also appears isolated and bewildered by American life. "I don't have a single American friend," he laments, despite living in the United States for five years. "I don't understand them."

Maybe this is why he targeted a sporting event; and maybe being a devout Muslim had nothing to do with this?


Huh?


He wanted to gain US citizenship by being selected for the US Olympic team: maybe that's why he bombed an international sporting event?  Radicalized Muslim is a theory, but let's face it - given his background, this bloke's political beef should be with Russia [not the US] - why not hit Russian targets [embassies, Russian emigres homes etc, etc.] within the US.

It was just a thought & perhaps not a smart one:)
2013-04-19 09:10:00 AM
1 votes:

Shyla: Theaetetus: luxup: Radio just said Guy is 'forcing their line posting online' and saying 'You killed my brother'

FTFY

That is from a paradoy Twitter account. https://twitter.com/Dzhokhar_A


Parody implies humor. This asshole has farked up police procedures. Another asshat on the internet that can't wait for this to be over to do dumb shiat.

It is not funny, nor humorous, just sick.
2013-04-19 09:09:50 AM
1 votes:
Keep farking that Chechen...
2013-04-19 09:08:21 AM
1 votes:
Slava Malamud  @SlavaMalamud
"Tsarnayevs lived most of their lives outside of Chechnya. If they became bad, it's the fault of those who raised them" - Chechnya Prez PR
2013-04-19 09:07:14 AM
1 votes:

thiefofdreams: Mike Chewbacca: thiefofdreams: Seems they moved the negotiator to another channel. They might actually have him.

Cause that was some haunting shiat.

Yes. Very haunting.

Not to slap backs, but thanks for hanging and posting. It has been good to be posting with someone that is as interested in getting the facts straight, like myself. Good on you. Faved.


You too, man.
2013-04-19 09:06:51 AM
1 votes:

the ha ha guy: Local live streams:

WBZ CBS Channel 4: http://boston.cbslocal.com/live-video/

WCVB ABC Channel 5: http://livewire.wcvb.com/Event/117th_Running_of_Boston_Marathon

WHDH NBC Channel 7: http://www1.whdh.com/video/7newslive

WXFT Fox Channel 25: http://www.myfoxboston.com/category/262392/boston-marathon

Boston Globe live twitter: http://live.boston.com/Event/Live_blog_Explosion_in_Copley_Square

Boston Police twitter: https://twitter.com/Boston_Police

Police scanner feed: http://tunein.com/radio/Boston-Police-Fire-and-EMS-Scanner-s146109/

Alternate Police scanner feed: http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/6254/web

If a feed goes down, refreshing the page a few times should bring it back.


Also a direct link for people to drop into VLC or WMP:

http://audio4.radioreference.com/446184308
http://audio5.radioreference.com/446184308
http://audio6.radioreference.com/446184308

etc. etc. etc.
2013-04-19 09:06:49 AM
1 votes:

Debeo Summa Credo: Hobodeluxe: they said he is posting online " I will kill all you just like you killed my brother"

Classic.


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2013-04-19 09:05:37 AM
1 votes:

Coiled Hot 1: dittybopper: zerkalo: farking chechens

Wait:  I was under the impression that it was right wing domestic terrorism.  I mean, based on the speculation on new shows and on a lot of people on Fark, I thought it was the next Timothy McVeigh.

This...A lot of crow shall be eaten today.


Nobody is eating any crow. You guys are just paranoid. I bet you have been saying "please done't be one of us" over and over all damn week.
2013-04-19 09:05:34 AM
1 votes:
I was watching this (here in Canada) on the CBC and thought, it's going to make life absolute hell for Muslims living in America and the west. It appears that it's going to be a long religious war without an end in sight. And I don't think the west is going to win. Couple of reasons. We're not ruthless enough anymore. When our ancestors got into it with Muslim countries in the past, we went in an slaughtered every man, woman and child. I'm not advocating genocide, but what's the alternative at this rate. A slow war or small cuts? They come and kill and terrorize America and the west year after year after year without an end in sight. How long can and will Americans put up with that? Maybe we need to learn to be more like the Russians. You go in, and you crush the country (Chechnya). I'm not saying it's right, but perhaps if you chose a significant target like Medina or Mecca and destroyed it and then said "next time, it's Pakistan, or Palestine, or Saudi Arabia" perhaps the message might sink in. What's the alternative I wonder?

I know it's not a good way, but what else is there to do? Fight an endless religious battle against an enemy that has time, nut cases, and breeds like rats?
2013-04-19 09:05:21 AM
1 votes:
My chips have ALWAYS been on Early 20s Male out to set the world record of killing large amount of people in one place at one time.

Male: Check.
Early 20s: Check.

I don't think this has one thing to do with their country of origin.    Just 2 crazy brothers out to get the highest score.
2013-04-19 09:03:48 AM
1 votes:

Cybernetic: Just came over the police scanner:

"He is posting online, 'I will kill all of you as you killed my brother.'"


I feel sorry for the six-fingered man.
2013-04-19 09:02:37 AM
1 votes:
After all this is done, there are going to be a lot of studies on the effect of Internet and social media during these types of events. Mark my words, the rhetoric from law enforcement-types, media, politicians, and anarcho-internetists is going to be mind-blowing.
2013-04-19 09:02:02 AM
1 votes:

Haliburton Cummings: HE IS POSTING ONLINE


Scanner just reported: his Fark handle is BraveNewCheneyWorld!
2013-04-19 09:01:25 AM
1 votes:

hinten: Walker: poot_rootbeer: You guys are STILL repeating unsubstantiated reports about incidents still in progress?

Knock that shiat off!

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You're right, let's talk about Lindsay Lohan instead, IN THE FARKING MARATHON BOMBER THREAD.


You convinced me!  Okay, let's keep ruining innocent people's lives with false reports.
2013-04-19 09:00:36 AM
1 votes:
whoa
"kill you like you killed my brother"

what?
2013-04-19 08:59:31 AM
1 votes:
This is who they need to send in to negotiate
Derek's drake jihad Mohammed, mother farker!
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2013-04-19 08:58:00 AM
1 votes:
Boston Police Dept. @Boston_Police 4m

#MediaAlert: WARNING: Do Not Compromise Officer Safety by Broadcasting Tactical Positions of Homes Being Searched.
2013-04-19 08:57:48 AM
1 votes:

BraveNewCheneyWorld: Xcott: It's strange to see someone get all huffy and offended when people speculate.  I imagine you standing next to a roulette table, screaming "LOOK, IT WAS 17.  ALL OF YOU IDIOTS WHO THOUGHT YOU KNEW WHAT NUMBER IT WOULD BE SHOULD GO FARK YOURSELVES AND BE ASHAMED OF YOUR LIES."

That is perhaps the dumbest comparison ever.  The usual Dem loyalists were trying to exploit a tragedy to demonize their political opponents.  No matter how you look at it, they're immoral douches.  It's really amusing how many people are coming out of the woodwork to defend and downplay their behavior though.  It's almost as if a few people feel guilty...


This is perhaps the dumbest post ever. Everyone was speculating about plausible motives, and both Dem loyalists and Teahadists speculated equally about opposing ideological motives. Now here YOU are, acting like the only people speculating were on the left!

You're trying to exploit a tragedy to demonize your political opponents. No matter how you look at it, you're an immoral douche. It's really amusing how you're coming out to project your own slanderous remarks onto your political opponents in order to downplay your own behavior. It's almost as if you feel guilty...
2013-04-19 08:57:47 AM
1 votes:

Dynascape: Good Guy Kwame:

Profile says dont sponsor because Dyna gets nothing done at work.

Sponsors anyway.


He says while posting on the main page.

We all know you weren't going to get anything done one way or the other.
2013-04-19 08:56:02 AM
1 votes:

d23: SarcasticFark: I would assume they said 'locked in the basement' and not 'rocket in the basement'.  I'm rather sure a rocket is more than a little unlikely lol

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They were calling for the EOD at the same time (explosive ordinance department or whatever) It was clearly "rocket" on the scanner.
2013-04-19 08:55:36 AM
1 votes:
PREMITURE UNINFORMED ANALYSIS THAT MAKES DUBIOUS CONNECTIONS AND CONFIRMS MY WORLD VIEW!
2013-04-19 08:54:14 AM
1 votes:
I think his hoodie is a freaking invisibility cloak.  Insane he's eluded a farkload of cops this long and apparently keeps breaching the perimiters they set up.
2013-04-19 08:53:30 AM
1 votes:

Deep Contact: Are these guys just patsies? Seem to young and dumb.


Pressure cookers filled with black powder and nails is pretty young and dumb.  If they knew what they were doing, they could have killed a lot more people.
2013-04-19 08:53:24 AM
1 votes:
I want this guy alive.  I want him alive so he can be executed by having someone chop off his legs with an axe.  Or better yet, have someone shoot him in the legs with a blunderbuss full of lug-nuts.  I'm a vicious bastard and this, to me, is justice.
2013-04-19 08:53:20 AM
1 votes:

mekki: That's what I am going for. These were two brothers doing something on their own with no bigger group backing them up. Just a couple of psychopaths whose only agenda was their own.


One psychopath. The older one. One follower, younger, who is in it for the love and approval of the older. He most likely never would have done anything like this if not influenced by the older.

Rarely do two psychopaths hook up. Psychopaths need ot be the Alpha, and you can't have two of them.

/my opinion.
2013-04-19 08:53:15 AM
1 votes:

bulldg4life: Fox News speculating that they were long term sleeper cell....


Fox News speculating stupid shiat? Where's ,my fainting couch?
2013-04-19 08:52:20 AM
1 votes:
Just like I thought, Chechnyan Muslim Tea Party.
2013-04-19 08:51:32 AM
1 votes:

unchellmatt: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Updated badge for your use:

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I work for the MIT Police, so I'm getting a kick, yadda yadda and... Thanks for that. For those who are curious, the man killed was a very nice guy, and more than that, he was a Geek, and a damned good one. "We lost one of our own" takes on a double meaning for me now.

This is what we're wearing.

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Thinking of you in Texas, brother.

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2013-04-19 08:50:18 AM
1 votes:

Tomahawk513: News crews being moved back, Fox's stream is useless, any other live streams worthwhile?


Police are being cagey with info, so basically all streams are just rebroadcasting things. Some have live feeds, but media is pushed so far back it is just roadblocks on screen.
2013-04-19 08:49:42 AM
1 votes:
1. Kill liberal Chechens
2. Watch them replaced by radicals and foreign 1000 Year Caliphat loonies
4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-04-19 08:48:45 AM
1 votes:
The female anchor on MSNBC has been talking in "I'm about to orgasm" voice for the last hour. It is kinda spooky.
2013-04-19 08:47:04 AM
1 votes:

thisispete: Smgth: what_now: I really, really hope they catch this motherfarker alive. I want some sort of farking explanation.

I hope you aren't holding your breath.

You think only one brother remembered to put on his suicide vest this morning?

well, yesterday...

There's not just a need for an explanation, somebody radicalised those brothers, taught them how to make bombs and made them think that the murder of strangers was a good idea.


Bill Ayers?
2013-04-19 08:45:52 AM
1 votes:

Frederick: DamnYankees: It's worth mentioning that this bombing makes no sense in terms of Chyechnian independence. How the fark does that cause improve due to this?

Any motive right now is 100% guessing.

I'm sure your responsible attitude will prevail among posters.


That's the problem when you insist on labeling every homicidal maniac a terrorist.  You inevitably start looking for whatever agenda or cause they were trying to advance with their actions, and when you find nothing, you get confused and start saying that things make no sense.

With the information we have, it's best to just say that these guys are murderers.
2013-04-19 08:45:37 AM
1 votes:

Carn: Um, you are aware of the word terrorism and what it means, right? I think they accomplished precisely what they meant to.


Terrorism is defined in the Code of Federal Regulations as "the unlawful use of force and violence against persons or property to intimidate or coerce a government, the civilian population, or any segment thereof, in furtherance of political or social objectives" (28 C.F.R. Section 0.85).

Mass murder is not necessarily "terrorism." Otherwise, Newtown and Columbine would've been called "terrorism." And they weren't.
2013-04-19 08:45:37 AM
1 votes:
FARK! New rule. DO NOT TEST THE EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM WHEN SHIAT IS GOING DOWN!

bad bad bad bad....
2013-04-19 08:44:23 AM
1 votes:

DarnoKonrad: DamnYankees: It's worth mentioning that this bombing makes no sense in terms of Chyechnian independence. How the fark does that cause improve due to this?

Any motive right now is 100% guessing.


Just seeing how young they were yesterday, I wondered if it wasn't just purely for the ol' ultra violence -- you know, just plain psychopathy. You hear about teenagers murdering people for fun on occasion.  Who knows until they capture this kid tho.


That's what I am going for. These were two brothers doing something on their own with no bigger group backing them up. Just a couple of psychopaths whose only agenda was their own.
2013-04-19 08:43:37 AM
1 votes:

Disabled List: Three scenarios as I see it:

 - It's something organized, a terror cell with funding from overseas.  This is the worst scenario, because it means we're strapping our boots back on for another Asian land war.  But I think this is also the least likely scenario.  This just doesn't seem professional enough for something like that.

 - These two had horrific experiences from their childhoods that they've held onto for all these years, and now want the decadent West to feel their pain. More plausible.

 - They're alienated youths with psychotic tendencies, and are holding a grudge again "normal" society.  No political motive. Essentially, Borat going all Columbine. Definitely plausible, given that dude's pathetic Facebook post.


My guess is they're the kind of lone wolf operatives Al-Qaeda has been encouraging. I.e., whether or not they have any direct tie to Al-Qaeda, or any other Islamic terrorist organization, they're sympathetic to them. They heard a broadcast or read a pamphlet, and decided to act independently.
2013-04-19 08:43:09 AM
1 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com

Farking Chechen separatist rebel bastards. Beslan Massacre 2004. RIP.
2013-04-19 08:42:10 AM
1 votes:
78 Dexter house across the street had motion light go on.
2013-04-19 08:40:43 AM
1 votes:
Three scenarios as I see it:

 - It's something organized, a terror cell with funding from overseas.  This is the worst scenario, because it means we're strapping our boots back on for another Asian land war.  But I think this is also the least likely scenario.  This just doesn't seem professional enough for something like that.

 - These two had horrific experiences from their childhoods that they've held onto for all these years, and now want the decadent West to feel their pain. More plausible.

 - They're alienated youths with psychotic tendencies, and are holding a grudge again "normal" society.  No political motive. Essentially, Borat going all Columbine. Definitely plausible, given that dude's pathetic Facebook post.
2013-04-19 08:40:01 AM
1 votes:

cptrios: DamnYankees: This kid must be scared beyond his mind right now. Not that we need to feel bad for him, but just from a sociological point of view, imagine how farked he must feel.

I know you're getting a ton of crap for this, but it's a completely valid thought...I get the feeling that this kid was in thrall to his older brother and is at best a reluctant participant. It doesn't mean we should feel sorry for him, but it means that it might be possible to take him alive and get to the bottom of all of this.


Let's hope so. Not because I want blood (them both being dead would suffice for that), but because I want answers. I want the WHY behind this.
2013-04-19 08:37:53 AM
1 votes:

Fissile: Wait, I'm confused.  Aren't Chechens some of the "good Muslims" that Murica aided and abetted in attacking the Russians?  Didn't the US of Murica repeatedly condemn the Russians for dropping cluster bombs on these "good Muslims"?   It appears that these Chechens made their way here from Turkey.  Isn't Turkey a "good Muslim" country that is a solid friend to Murica, and, even more importantly, a good friend to Israel?  Wasn't Bin Laden armed by Murica when he was killing Russians?  Sure is funny how the "good Muslims" that the US encourages to attack the Russians always seem to end up turning on Murica.


Chechnya is located in the North Caucasus mountains. The suspects are literally Caucasian.
2013-04-19 08:37:18 AM
1 votes:

Fissile: Wait, I'm confused.  Aren't Chechens some of the "good Muslims" that Murica aided and abetted in attacking the Russians?  Didn't the US of Murica repeatedly condemn the Russians for dropping cluster bombs on these "good Muslims"?   It appears that these Chechens made their way here from Turkey.  Isn't Turkey a "good Muslim" country that is a solid friend to Murica, and, even more importantly, a good friend to Israel?  Wasn't Bin Laden armed by Murica when he was killing Russians?  Sure is funny how the "good Muslims" that the US encourages to attack the Russians always seem to end up turning on Murica.


Um, no.

The Chechens are not 'good Muslims' and the US has never supported them.  They are ethnic gangsters, pure and simple, and their religion just makes it easier for them to get support from radical Islamists in other countries.
2013-04-19 08:36:33 AM
1 votes:
Take cover, no concealment.  Wow.

Someone's emergency signal is going off... no response yet.  Oh damn.
2013-04-19 08:35:51 AM
1 votes:
Caucasians, literally.

"The Chechen Republic, commonly referred to as Chechnya, also spelled Chechnia or Chechenia, sometimes referred to as Ichkeria, is a federal subject of Russia. It is located in the southeastern part of Europe in the North Caucasus mountains."
2013-04-19 08:32:57 AM
1 votes:

BraveNewCheneyWorld: You grouped yourself with them as soon as you decided to white knight for them. Who's fault is that?


You're reading comprehension is so poor. You came in here posting that you couldn't wait for everyone to eat crow because Fark was full of people who ranted this was a right-wing nut job thing. In reality it was one possible scenario discussed out of dozens. You're cherry-picking what is a minor element of days worth of thousand-post threads to make yourself feel vindicated and smug, and accuse someone of white-knighting when they call you on it. Keep posting, it's amusing.
2013-04-19 08:31:25 AM
1 votes:

BraveNewCheneyWorld: Remember just a few days ago when scores of you Dem loyalists insisted that this must be various right wing domestic groups?  Go F*ck Yourselves.


Well, he was only 9 when he got here 10 years ago. That's long enought to be "Americanized" and then to get caught up with local crazies who may be perfectly content to let "the foriegn kids" do the dirty deed.

/not a Dem loyalist...
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-04-19 08:31:17 AM
1 votes:

DarnoKonrad: Put it this way, empathy is not sympathy. Being able to put yourself in someone else' shoes does not mean you agree with them. If you lack empathy you're some kind of psychopath.


encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com  encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

That's my political statement for the day.  Carry on...
2013-04-19 08:29:48 AM
1 votes:

The Billdozer: This whole thing seems like Mad Libs by Tom Clancy


Great comment. I lolled in my cubicle
2013-04-19 08:29:12 AM
1 votes:

WinoRhino: BraveNewCheneyWorld: It was more than one or 2 people here claiming that they were domestic right wingers. Look, if you don't like how your cohorts make you look right now, maybe you should remember that for next time. Lying about it isn't going to help you.

With each post you make yourself look like more and more of an idiot. Cohorts? Because I post on the same huge web site? You're a complete idiot. Keep posting to underscore it.


You grouped yourself with them as soon as you decided to white knight for them. Who's fault is that?
2013-04-19 08:29:09 AM
1 votes:

aspAddict: badhatharry: What about the pressure cookers and ball bearings? Do we need background checks to buy those too?

Stop giving them ideas! ;)

/When pressure cookers are outlawed, only outlaws will have pressure cookers.


Well, that should make outlaws easy to spot.
2013-04-19 08:28:56 AM
1 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: DarnoKonrad: BarkingUnicorn: This is why I despise empathy.

People who plant bombs to kill others wantonly also lack the quality.

If this is political terrorism and not random craziness, I'll wager empathy plays a large role.  Just not empathy for Bostonians.



Put it this way, empathy is not sympathy.  Being able to put yourself in someone else' shoes does not mean you agree with them.  If you lack empathy you're some kind of psychopath.
2013-04-19 08:28:34 AM
1 votes:
The first suspect was killed after exchanging gunfire with police officers, during which multiple explosive devices were detonated, police said. Officials at Beth Israel Hospital reported they received one patient who later died, but would not confirm it was the first suspect.

That patient came in under guard and had suffered blast, shrapnel and so many gunshot wounds that caregivers were "unable to count" them.

encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
2013-04-19 08:27:54 AM
1 votes:
Chechens? NOBODY won this betting pool.
2013-04-19 08:27:50 AM
1 votes:
The more I think about the stranger the situation gets.  Why would the two most wanted men in America rob a convenience store?  Possibly to cause a distraction so the rest of their cell can escape?  Ugh, my brain is too tired to think logically after watching this madness unfold.
2013-04-19 08:27:31 AM
1 votes:

InmanRoshi: BraveNewCheneyWorld: Remember just a few days ago when scores of you Dem loyalists insisted that this must be various right wing domestic groups?  Go F*ck Yourselves.

Yep, you only went 1 for 2 on domestic terrorism this week with the TeaTard caught mailing in Ricin to Senators.

Politics of Peace


Except I'm not a right winger. I don't have to be a right winger to point out that Dem loyalists on this site are routinely a bunch of farking assholes with their habit of blaming their political opponents for everything that goes wrong.
2013-04-19 08:26:40 AM
1 votes:

magores: Not Jihadist, not Teahadist, not even real Russians.

I hope they get the other one alive so we can all find out "Why the fark?"


My guess is "lunatic sh*tpails" are looking into the terrorist business.
2013-04-19 08:26:12 AM
1 votes:

BraveNewCheneyWorld: of Cambridge, Mass.


like I said, domestic.
2013-04-19 08:25:49 AM
1 votes:

Ham Sandvich: hinten: Subject found and cornered: "Use extreme caution, he might have a suicide vest on."

Got a source?


Lots of us are listening to the scanner. If you see 15 posts about it, that's probably where it came from.

Individual data point are suspect though, and there are/were lots of misunderstandings over the night (number of suspects, alive/dead, etc.).
2013-04-19 08:24:40 AM
1 votes:

WhyteRaven74: BraveNewCheneyWorld: Remember just a few days ago when scores of you Dem loyalists insisted that this must be various right wing domestic groups? Go F*ck Yourselves.

Nothing so far rules out this being purely domestic.


What? Are you serious?

Bombing suspects IDd as Chechnyan brothers

DarnoKonrad: WhyteRaven74: BraveNewCheneyWorld: Remember just a few days ago when scores of you Dem loyalists insisted that this must be various right wing domestic groups? Go F*ck Yourselves.

Nothing so far rules out this being purely domestic.

It is domestic.  These guys were children 10 years ago.  Whoever they are, and whatever their motives are, they grew up in American suburbia.


A law enforcement intelligence bulletin obtained by the AP identified the surviving bomb suspect as Dzhokhar A. Tsarnaev (JOE-khar Tsahr-NEYE-ev), 19, of Cambridge, Mass.

Two law enforcement officials told AP that Tsarnaev and the other suspect who was not immediately identified have been living legally in the U.S. for at least one year.

WinoRhino: BraveNewCheneyWorld: Remember just a few days ago when scores of you Dem loyalists insisted that this must be various right wing domestic groups?  Go F*ck Yourselves.

One or two are scores? You're a moron.


It was more than one or 2 people here claiming that they were domestic right wingers. Look, if you don't like how your cohorts make you look right now, maybe you should remember that for next time. Lying about it isn't going to help you.
2013-04-19 08:24:39 AM
1 votes:
For all those hoping that Subject #2 gets taken alive, I doubt you'll get your wish. Subject #1 was apparently wearing a bomb of some sort, so it sounds like neither brother intends to be taken alive. If surrounded, #2 will likely rush the cops (as his brother tried to do), with the intention of taking as many police with him as he can.

Bad day, be safe MA Farkers.
2013-04-19 08:24:31 AM
1 votes:

DamnYankees: It's worth mentioning that this bombing makes no sense in terms of Chyechnian independence. How the fark does that cause improve due to this?

Any motive right now is 100% guessing.


This has it making a bit more sense.

Awkward youth/social outcast radicalizes domestically, mostly just to lash out.  Heck, that's the same MO as the Columbine shooters, without the religious BS.  These guys just happened to be given the keys to something a bit bigger.
2013-04-19 08:24:10 AM
1 votes:
...and someone is DDos'ing Reddit this morning.

fark all this shiat.

*flips table*
2013-04-19 08:23:04 AM
1 votes:

Mike Chewbacca: Igor Jakovsky: I understand one of the suspects is dead from multiple gun shot wounds and the other is still running around out there. I do hope they catch the other one alive so maybe we can find out why they did it. Chechens? Really? Seems kind of pointless to have a bombing and not even a manifesto being issued or anything. Listening to wbz on tunein and they said the whole city is under a shelter order.

Tamerlan also had a bomb strapped to his chest. It seems it went off, so yes he was shot a lot, but I'm pretty sure the bomb would have done the trick by itself.


Well that is going to be a mess to clean up.
2013-04-19 08:19:18 AM
1 votes:

Rwa2play: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Rwa2play: GoldSpider: WTF Indeed: What do you mean? The bombers are Caucasian.

True, and evidently they were able to acquire guns without a background check.

If true, wow the NRA's gonna see hell for that~!  So will those 45 Senators that voted down the background checks (watered down as it was).

Yep, I said something like that way back on thread #1.  If these guys used background check-less channels to get their weapons and ammo, the schadenfreude meter on the Senate is going to implode.

Ohhhhhhhh that's gonna be fun if that were true.


Massachusetts has strict gun laws.  It's illegal to purchase a gun from a private person without a "background check" in the form of a FID card.  In fact, it's illegal to *POSSESS* a gun without a FID.

There are only two possibilities:  Either they possessed the guns legally, and had a Massachusetts FID showing that they passed a background check, or they possessed the guns illegally.  It's as simple as that.

In other words, Massachusetts law is already much stricter that what was proposed and failed in the Senate the other day.  If anyone tries to make political hay out of it, saying that's why we need universal background checks, it's likely to backfire.

/BTW, national concealed carry reciprocity garnered more "Yes" votes in the Senate (57) than the background check (54).
2013-04-19 08:18:43 AM
1 votes:

DamnYankees: It's worth mentioning that this bombing makes no sense in terms of Chyechnian independence. How the fark does that cause improve due to this?

Any motive right now is 100% guessing.


You are 100% correct, but both these guys are all over social media with their cause as well, so we have some "pretty good guesses" actually...
2013-04-19 08:18:12 AM
1 votes:

unchellmatt: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Updated badge for your use:

[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 360x350]

I work for the MIT Police, so I'm getting a kick, yadda yadda and... Thanks for that. For those who are curious, the man killed was a very nice guy, and more than that, he was a Geek, and a damned good one. "We lost one of our own" takes on a double meaning for me now.

This is what we're wearing.

[web.mit.edu image 850x919]


Okay, your badge wins.
2013-04-19 08:17:58 AM
1 votes:

Bit'O'Gristle: /Hm...let me re read. Nope, looks like he's more worried about the mental state of the asshole terrorist than anything else.


You're reading that into it.  Go to bed.
2013-04-19 08:16:59 AM
1 votes:
The gloating from Pravda is going to be pretty annoying on this one.
2013-04-19 08:16:56 AM
1 votes:

Jim_Tressel's_O-Face: GoldSpider: Obviously they went to a gun show and exploited the "gun show loophole".

I'm going to enjoy reading Fark today and reading the mea culpas from people who "knew" this was a "second amendment solution."

Yep, just another pair of formerly Law Abiding Gun Owners. You might want to wait a bit on that crow there.


Hey now be nice, the right wingers are the real victims in all of this.
2013-04-19 08:16:56 AM
1 votes:

modesto: natas6.0: Some overpaid, government lackey let them into the country and never paid any attention past that.
Could we hold them at least partially responsible?
The douchebag running now has a scholarship.
That horrible system needs to be fixed asap

We're terrible at this, but it runs both ways. I work in refugee resettlement and in the last year we've had one 80 year old Iraqi woman inadmissible because she was forced to join the Ba'ath Party when she was a high school teacher in the 70s. Another Somali girl rejected because she was kidnapped by Al Shabab and "supported" them by carrying supplies when she was 14 rather than get raped and shot. Our bureaucracy is infuriatingly inept at determining who and who is not a threat. This will only make it worse for those who are not and who see America as their only hope for a peaceful life after years of horrible suffering.


The younger guy was let in at 9 years old. I'm not sure what background check you guys imagine would have caught his terrorist proclivities.
2013-04-19 08:16:56 AM
1 votes:
This is the worst possible scenario in my mind. Muslim Chechen Rebels make Al Qaeda look like Sparkle Ponies. They target children often and are armed with real modern black market weapons. They suck, but I thought we were kind-of-sort-of with them in their hatred of Assad?

When they make up the bad guys in movies, they use the Chechens as a model..

ACTUAL Chechen Rebel, not a movie character:

i.cdn.turner.com
2013-04-19 08:16:35 AM
1 votes:
What is kirzikistan? Is he trying to say Kyrgyzstan
2013-04-19 08:15:40 AM
1 votes:

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Updated badge for your use:

[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 360x350]


I work for the MIT Police, so I'm getting a kick, yadda yadda and... Thanks for that. For those who are curious, the man killed was a very nice guy, and more than that, he was a Geek, and a damned good one. "We lost one of our own" takes on a double meaning for me now.

This is what we're wearing.

web.mit.edu
2013-04-19 08:14:47 AM
1 votes:
Watertown in lockdown.  How comforting it must be as a Watertown resident, where a class A firearm permit is near impossible to obtain, knowing that you're hunkered down and armed with nothing north of some charming butter knives while a psycho armed terrorist is running around.
2013-04-19 08:14:42 AM
1 votes:

GoldSpider: aspAddict: Are you assuming they went to a local sporting store and bought them?

Obviously they went to a gun show and exploited the "gun show loophole".

I'm going to enjoy reading Fark today and reading the mea culpas from people who "knew" this was a "second amendment solution."

/the above was not a factual statement.


What about the pressure cookers and ball bearings? Do we need background checks to buy those too?
2013-04-19 08:14:40 AM
1 votes:

dukeblue219: . They've grown up around terror


They haven't lived in Chechnya, assuming the brother's statements are accurate, since they were little kids. they've spent more of their lives in the US than anywhere else.
2013-04-19 08:14:28 AM
1 votes:
The scanner is going pretty dark. I think the LEOs and fed figured out that we are listening in.

That and alot of this has moved into the realm of Tactical teams and they do use encrypted channels.
2013-04-19 08:13:59 AM
1 votes:
I understand one of the suspects is dead from multiple gun shot wounds and the other is still running around out there. I do hope they catch the other one alive so maybe we can find out why they did it. Chechens? Really? Seems kind of pointless to have a bombing and not even a manifesto being issued or anything. Listening to wbz on tunein and they said the whole city is under a shelter order.
2013-04-19 08:12:54 AM
1 votes:

Bit'O'Gristle: /epic facepalm to end all facepalms.


Don't forget the part where you missed the whole point of what he was saying.
2013-04-19 08:12:39 AM
1 votes:
So you're probably the most wanted 2 people in the U.S., and your attitude is "Eh, its already Thursday I'm sure everything is cool, lets go rob a 7-Eleven"?  I always biatch about how stupid most people are, but maybe sometimes that's a  goodthing.
2013-04-19 08:12:23 AM
1 votes:

what_now: I mean...what POSSIBLE reason could he have for targeting us?


As has already been mentioned by others, plenty of Chechens fought Americans in Iraq. They've grown up around terror and it's not that hard to believe they'd have a grievance with the Great Satan. Don't get wrapped up into the big picture ("Why would Chechens attack America") when it can easily be an individual issue ("The Americans killed my brother and two cousins in Iraq").

//Speculation of course, but just exploring possibilities.
2013-04-19 08:11:20 AM
1 votes:
Originally from Chechnya, but living in the United States since five years, Tamerlan says: "I don't have a single American friend, I don't understand them."

If he wins enough fights there, Tamerlan says he could be selected for the US Olympic team and be naturalized American. Unless his native Chechnya becomes independent, Tamerlan says he would rather compete for the United States than for Russia.

Tamerlan fled Chechnya with his family because of the conflict in the early 90s, and lived for years in Kazakhstan before getting to the United States as a refugee.


Tamerlan Tsarnaev Will Box For Passport
2013-04-19 08:10:41 AM
1 votes:
How long until Bostonians get fed up and go looking for this guy despite police saying to stay inside?
2013-04-19 08:09:15 AM
1 votes:

natas6.0: Some overpaid, government lackey let them into the country and never paid any attention past that.
Could we hold them at least partially responsible?
The douchebag running now has a scholarship.
That horrible system needs to be fixed asap


Yea, all 10 year old kids shouldn't be let into the country lest they become terrorists.
2013-04-19 08:08:51 AM
1 votes:

BraveNewCheneyWorld: Remember just a few days ago when scores of you Dem loyalists insisted that this must be various right wing domestic groups? Go F*ck Yourselves.


Nothing so far rules out this being purely domestic.
2013-04-19 08:08:00 AM
1 votes:

Bit'O'Gristle: DamnYankees: This kid must be scared beyond his mind right now. Not that we need to feel bad for him, but just from a sociological point of view, imagine how farked he must feel.

/You are either trolling or the God of uber libs.  Two officers are dead, One hundred plus.people wounded and 3 dead citizens, and the one comment you make is feeling sorry for the mental state of the surviving terrorist.

/epic facepalm to end all facepalms.


He actually literally said "Not that we need to feel bad for him..."
2013-04-19 08:07:26 AM
1 votes:

Bit'O'Gristle: the one comment you make is feeling sorry for the mental state of the surviving terrorist.


I don't feel sorry for him. I find it fascinating.
2013-04-19 08:04:15 AM
1 votes:
So farking surreal...

Got a call from my wife's friend in Watertown this morning. Shoot out was right down the street from them.


I hope they find this little asshole alive, or if not, that he isn't able to take anyone else with him.
2013-04-19 08:03:33 AM
1 votes:

Rwa2play: GoldSpider: WTF Indeed: What do you mean? The bombers are Caucasian.

True, and evidently they were able to acquire guns without a background check.

If true, wow the NRA's gonna see hell for that~!  So will those 45 Senators that voted down the background checks (watered down as it was).


Yep, I said something like that way back on thread #1.  If these guys used background check-less channels to get their weapons and ammo, the schadenfreude meter on the Senate is going to implode.
2013-04-19 08:03:10 AM
1 votes:

Close2TheEdge: Not to make light of it, but these are the dumbest terrorists ever.  On the lam, and they hold up a convenience store, carjack a soccer mom, and then go into a heavily populated suburb?  Way to stay hidden, guys.


/Thank God they are as stupid as they look. Usually criminals like this often show themselves by talking about their crimes to their "friends" who turn them in, or in this case, go full retard and rob a seven eleven, shoot a cop, and throw explosives at responding officers.  If they had just hidden in a basement in another state we would have never found them.  OH...and LOLOLOL at the younger brother driving over the bullet ridden corpse of his asshole brother to save his own skin..  Nice touch. I wish i could get a shot of that, would make a nice wallpaper for my computer.
2013-04-19 08:02:56 AM
1 votes:
Hope the cops just wound him from the knees down.
2013-04-19 08:02:48 AM
1 votes:
This kid must be scared beyond his mind right now. Not that we need to feel bad for him, but just from a sociological point of view, imagine how farked he must feel.
2013-04-19 08:02:28 AM
1 votes:

what_now: by "suicide vest" you mean "70 bullets from FBI/BPD/ATF"?



The police scanner said that he had an explosive strapped to his chest which detonated at some point, and they believe the other suspect has one as well.
2013-04-19 08:01:09 AM
1 votes:
JesusIsNowBlind

Chechnya? Hoo boy I forsee a new front in the War On Terror (tm)

Naw. No oil. This will be "We are united with our Russian allies to contain and remove the threat of terror from this breakaway region. The Russian people will get our hopes, our prayers, our drones, our money, our support and our killbots. But mainly money, drones and killbots."

Ohh "Money, drones and Killbots". That's a pretty neat song title. Where's Warren Zevon? Oh... right. Sorry.
2013-04-19 08:00:59 AM
1 votes:

Smgth: what_now: I really, really hope they catch this motherfarker alive. I want some sort of farking explanation.

I hope you aren't holding your breath.

You think only one brother remembered to put on his suicide vest this morning?

well, yesterday...




There's not just a need for an explanation, somebody radicalised those brothers, taught them how to make bombs and made them think that the murder of strangers was a good idea. If reports are correct and they came to the US in 2003, the fugitive would have been 10 at the time. He wouldn't have been destined to be a terrorist at that point. There's a lot of investigation to be done into the brothers' associates and their activities in the years leading up to this.
2013-04-19 07:59:43 AM
1 votes:

Dr.Zom: Kid's pretty damn evasive for a 20 year old.


I read somewhere that he's 6' and 130 lbs. Which, coming from a fellow slim person, means he could sneak into some pretty tiny spaces.

/posting from a utensil drawer
2013-04-19 07:59:23 AM
1 votes:
Hey! Maybe the marathon bombing was a false flag to cover the 711 robbery!
2013-04-19 07:58:50 AM
1 votes:

Rwa2play: GoldSpider: WTF Indeed: What do you mean? The bombers are Caucasian.

True, and evidently they were able to acquire guns without a background check.

If true, wow the NRA's gonna see hell for that~!  So will those 45 Senators that voted down the background checks (watered down as it was).


If they were Massachusetts residents, and they did that, they violated the law:  You need to get a permit just to purchase a weapon, whether from an individual or not.
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-04-19 07:58:42 AM
1 votes:

bulldg4life: DamnYankees: If these dudes are innocent, this is gonna be horrible.

They were shooting at cops and throwing explosives.

What in the blue bloody f*ck makes you think they are innocent?


If you throw a grenade a cop it's beyond guilt and innocence.  You're simply not going to be alive in 24 hours or less.

Can't say I care in this instance, either.
2013-04-19 07:58:25 AM
1 votes:

msupf: One thing I have noticed:

the shift change for the police forces could have been done much better. Too many officers coming on duty had really bad, or no info.

The cab situation is a good example. He thought there were three suspects, all at large, and kept demanding the third photo be sent, not realizing (or listening) that there were only two suspects to begin with, and one was dead. He kept complaining that he was being sent doubles of one guy and no third suspect pic.


it unfortunately happens more often than it should. Their shift change was actually pretty good all things considered. The problem happens when they don't listen to their radios. Every incident has THAT guy who ties up the air because they can't be bothered to listen.

It drives me nuts.
2013-04-19 07:57:24 AM
1 votes:
You'd think that Chechnyans would have plenty of targets over in their home country and Russia instead of coming over here to blow people up.
2013-04-19 07:56:52 AM
1 votes:

Debeo Summa Credo: For all those claiming they'd be middle eastern Islamic terrorists - step up and claim your prize.


For all those who can read a map, please step up and explain some stuff to this person.
2013-04-19 07:56:44 AM
1 votes:

DamnYankees: If these dudes are innocent, this is gonna be horrible.


They were shooting at cops and throwing explosives.

What in the blue bloody f*ck makes you think they are innocent?
2013-04-19 07:55:12 AM
1 votes:
Keeping my fingers crossed that they get suspect #2 alive.  This is PROBABLY not related to a larger group, but just in case it is, would be nice to have one of them alive to grill.
2013-04-19 07:54:16 AM
1 votes:
First the Mujahideen, now the Chechnyans. Russia has somehow managed to get all of it's former enemies attack us.
2013-04-19 07:53:52 AM
1 votes:

WTF Indeed: What do you mean? The bombers are Caucasian.


True, and evidently they were able to acquire guns without a background check.
2013-04-19 07:53:23 AM
1 votes:

vygramul: Most of the dead were due to police incompetence on that one. Farking idiots, seizing defeat from the jaws of victory.


You are thinking like an American.  To the Russians as long as the bad guys die it's a win.  Civilian deaths mean nothing.  That is the inherent flaw with the plan of taking Russian hostages.
2013-04-19 07:51:52 AM
1 votes:

Smgth: Peki: alwaysjaded: Peki: New thread?

Number 4 for me. . .

Ditto. Work got shot to hell last night. Night crew Farkers were on the ball last night. Get much better news here. And with jokes.

Hope they nail that scumbag racoon.....

I believe we have a new meme.

And yes, Fark being awesome is why I don't get my news from TV.

/Thanks all who provided transcriptions, links, and calm words

If we're new memeing this, I vote Mr. In-&-Out.


Any reason we can't do both?
2013-04-19 07:51:23 AM
1 votes:
The one is still in the neighborhood and they are going door to door.  They had them pinned in and he got away?  Did he go into a sewer system?  How do you get away after you get into firefight with several police?
2013-04-19 07:50:45 AM
1 votes:

thisiszombocom: SarcasticFark: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Wasn't Chechnya behind that theater hostage thing in Moscow some years ago where several dozen or hundred people died?

Yes, also responsible for the Beslan school massacre.

im pretty sure the russian police were also responsible for the Beslan school massacre as well


Wow. Lots of terrorist apologists here today.

Who was responsible when they blew up the apartment buildings? Russian construction engineers?
2013-04-19 07:50:14 AM
1 votes:

Alonjar: thisispete: Chechens? That came out of left field. Typically they go after Russians. What's their beef with the US?

Chechens were the primary foreign fights in Iraq and Afghanistan.  Chechnya is a breeding ground for radical muslim terrorists, which they export all over the world.


Japan does cars, China does MSG, India does horrible IT support, and Chechnya does terrorism.  It's kind of their shtick.
2013-04-19 07:47:36 AM
1 votes:
CBS seems to think Chechnya is in the Balkans.
2013-04-19 07:47:21 AM
1 votes:
CNN now says they are brothers; one was born in Russia and the other in Kyrgyztan. Also the younger one ran over the older one with the getaway car. But, it's CNN so they might as well be from Mars and the younger one is on a getaway Pony.
2013-04-19 07:46:42 AM
1 votes:

JohnnyRebel88: The one brother that was shot had shrapnel in him.  It's a shame that he was shot and not tried in a court of law.  God Bless those police officers who died today,  At 19yrs old, it would be quite difficult to to put a gun in one's own mouth.  The fact he didn't shoot himself shows that he wasn't ready to go quietly.


We'll find out later, but reports had him with a bomb strapped on, and he blew himself up.

THAT'S Hardcore.

/hey Cheheyna, guess who funneled guns to the IRA?
2013-04-19 07:46:29 AM
1 votes:

Blue_Blazer: I'm not sure what's funny, even the police have repeatedly referred to them as white.  Dude looks white to me, just like I told you last night.


You really need to adjust the brightness on your monitor. Either that of you classify people using an Oreo cookie as your reference.
2013-04-19 07:46:25 AM
1 votes:
img.photobucket.com

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2013-04-19 07:46:20 AM
1 votes:
They better catch this farker before he bleeds out
2013-04-19 07:45:51 AM
1 votes:
Yay! Can we invade Chechnya now?

No? Why not? But it's our turn to blow crap up! Obommy, pleeeeeeease!

Well, can I have a drone attack when I get home?
2013-04-19 07:45:46 AM
1 votes:

JohnnyRebel88: The one brother that was shot had shrapnel in him.  It's a shame that he was shot and not tried in a court of law.  God Bless those police officers who died today,  At 19yrs old, it would be quite difficult to to put a gun in one's own mouth.  The fact he didn't shoot himself shows that he wasn't ready to go quietly.


He strapped a bomb to his chest and it apparently went off. That's why he had shrapnel in him, and that's why the cops made the other (non-terrorist) guy strip down naked.
2013-04-19 07:45:32 AM
1 votes:

Corbow6: I must have missed the "In-N-Out" thing... >_>


Officer was told not to take too long checking something, he came back over the radio and said something about his wife/gf/the ladies (can't remember which) calling him "Kevin 'In and Out' Brennan."

It was fantastic...

/Did they just call for an A-10? :)
2013-04-19 07:45:04 AM
1 votes:

AU24K: WHY?


www.destinationhollywood.com
2013-04-19 07:44:31 AM
1 votes:

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Wasn't Chechnya behind that theater hostage thing in Moscow some years ago where several dozen or hundred people died?


Yes, also responsible for the Beslan school massacre.
2013-04-19 07:44:22 AM
1 votes:
What a bunch of dumbasses. If feds/police are trying to identify you, you don't farking kill a police officer and then rob a bank. It is like they wanted to get caught/killed
2013-04-19 07:43:55 AM
1 votes:

Freak: Chechnya huh? Back on the Islamaphobia train everyone.


Except it appears they've been in the US for a good long time.
2013-04-19 07:43:27 AM
1 votes:
Said this in the other thread:


I'm conflicted. On one hand I want this farker caught alive because I want him to face the full weight and power of the United States Justice System.

On the other hand, I want his head on a pike outside the white house.


So conflicted.

/Goes for Black Hat Suspect too.
//Know he's dead, the head on a pike will suffice
2013-04-19 07:42:28 AM
1 votes:

JayCab: NBC now stating that they have been here for upwards of ten years, came with their family.


And he was smart enough to go to Cambridge Rindge & Latin school.
2013-04-19 07:42:21 AM
1 votes:

magores: Not Jihadist, not Teahadist, not even real Russians.

I hope they get the other one alive so we can all find out "Why the fark?"


Agreed.  However, if they don't, these guys don't seem too well organized.  Probably enough information on their hard drives to provide the answer to the "why" question.  Apparently, these guys still had some explosives at the outset of the most recent events.  Now that #1 is dead, I'd hate to see any further outside loss of life at #2's hands.  If it's a choice of his life or others', take the shot (or ten).
2013-04-19 07:41:48 AM
1 votes:
Chechnya huh? Back on the Islamaphobia train everyone.
2013-04-19 07:41:42 AM
1 votes:

Coiled Hot 1: dittybopper: zerkalo: farking chechens

Wait:  I was under the impression that it was right wing domestic terrorism.  I mean, based on the speculation on new shows and on a lot of people on Fark, I thought it was the next Timothy McVeigh.

This...A lot of crow shall be eaten today.


No it won't. At least not publicly. They'll just save up whatever bile they have left and use it the next time an opportunity presents itself.
2013-04-19 07:40:05 AM
1 votes:
anyone taking bets on how long until 'chechnyan pressure cooker' becomes either a college bar drink or a sexual act involving a Mason jar and 17 benwah balls?
2013-04-19 07:39:45 AM
1 votes:
NBC now stating that they have been here for upwards of ten years, came with their family.

Kind of shifts it from "foreign" and back into almost home-grown territory (especially considering that the younger one would have been 9 when they came here).

Also means that their parents potentially still live here.
2013-04-19 07:38:44 AM
1 votes:

Peki: whizbangthedirtfarmer: I worry that he is already inside a home.  The body count may go up on this one, folks.

That's not my worry. My worry is that with all of the open doors they are reporting, that he went from house to house to house dropping them as he went. And pretty soon we'll have a bunch of Bostonians waking up to booms. :(


they've been finding explosive devices placed around the search area. He's been a busy little fark. A handful of controlled detonations so far.
2013-04-19 07:38:06 AM
1 votes:

zerkalo: farking chechens


Does that mean they're white and Muslim?

Wow fark was right.


Dear police:

Please shoot the other one in the spine and take him alive.
2013-04-19 07:37:59 AM
1 votes:

dittybopper: zerkalo: farking chechens

Wait:  I was under the impression that it was right wing domestic terrorism.  I mean, based on the speculation on new shows and on a lot of people on Fark, I thought it was the next Timothy McVeigh.


This...A lot of crow shall be eaten today.
2013-04-19 07:37:43 AM
1 votes:
Robbing a 7-11, then ambushing an MIT cop?  These guys have (or had) no intention of being taken alive.  I'm just wondering why the 2nd suspect decided to run again.
2013-04-19 07:37:04 AM
1 votes:
You can listen to the Boston police scanner at tunein.com here.

Also, from the previous thread:

yukichigai: Oh yes, here's a present:

http://audio4.radioreference.com/446184308

That's the raw stream link from the tunein stream everyone has been listening to. Drop it into VLC or WMP and you'll get the stream, plus handy little "now playing" captions that tell you what channel you're listening to. Turns out the traffic and WBZ-TV stations are grabbed by the scanner every now and then.

2013-04-19 07:36:52 AM
1 votes:

thisispete: Chechens? That came out of left field. Typically they go after Russians. What's their beef with the US?


It's likely still Islam.
2013-04-19 07:36:23 AM
1 votes:
chechens. I swear to god I said they look Russian to my co-worker. If only I had farked it.
2013-04-19 07:36:11 AM
1 votes:
why the fark did they rob a 7-11??

im guessing they coulda remained free for months more
2013-04-19 07:36:07 AM
1 votes:

whizbangthedirtfarmer: I worry that he is already inside a home.  The body count may go up on this one, folks.


That's not my worry. My worry is that with all of the open doors they are reporting, that he went from house to house to house dropping them as he went. And pretty soon we'll have a bunch of Bostonians waking up to booms. :(
2013-04-19 07:35:46 AM
1 votes:
We should have sent more Levi blue jeans to that part of the world. Now we are paying the price.
2013-04-19 07:35:36 AM
1 votes:
These guys are idiots. Why weren't they 1,000 miles away from Boston? They've had days to get away.

Guess it goes without saying they're idiots considering what they did (allegedly).
2013-04-19 07:35:35 AM
1 votes:
Fark hugged itself to death, too?  Reddit's in full meltdown.  I got out of bed to check the net because all the news on the TV has lost all bowel control according to my spouse.

And I found out we woke up in the Cold War again.  The fark even?
2013-04-19 07:35:28 AM
1 votes:

dittybopper: zerkalo: farking chechens

Wait:  I was under the impression that it was right wing domestic terrorism.  I mean, based on the speculation on new shows and on a lot of people on Fark, I thought it was the next Timothy McVeigh.


Begun, the Derp War between American and Russian jingoists has!
2013-04-19 07:34:48 AM
1 votes:
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2013-04-19 07:31:57 AM
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Need that guy alive to get the whole story. Hope they get him quick.
2013-04-19 07:30:07 AM
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...and they managed to do it without shooting up any pickup trucks with women!
2013-04-19 07:30:01 AM
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Farking hell. MIT cop shot. UncHellMatt check in, please.
2013-04-19 07:29:55 AM
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T shut down twice in a week. Wow.

/Chechens? When did they have oil?
 
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